5. 
It is simply too bland for my tastes. I'm sure many will disagree. But I will hold my ground. I'm not sure what flavor they're exactly going for? Berry? Blueberry? Mint? Windex?
Git gud.
4. 
This is interesting. Robust. Hearty. But a bit too tryhard to be any higher. I feel like I drank a 4th of Maker's Mark that had an old Black & Mild marinating in it.
3. 
A classic pick-me-up for the working man and woman. One bite has you forgetting you just spent 12 hours selling your time and energy to some corporate entity… but is that their plan? It tastes delicious. Everyone thinks so. Why don't you?
2. 
Now you might be thinking, 'But Rumble Pak! This is just a repackage and a slight reformulation of the above!' And you might be correct. But I'll elaborate. It is this subtle change that makes it a wholly different experience. Less is more, as they say, and small changes have made a different product here. I enjoy this on holidays and weekends, but not when they intersect.
1. 
Now this is the pinnacle of twistable snacks. The essences of seawater, juniper, and currant have all joined in a tryst of refreshment that dances and caresses the tongue. It doesn't get any better than this.
