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Let's go see what's trending right now…

….if I go back to jail it's your guy's fault.

16 lewd out of 19 total….tisk tisk tisk.

KYM, you may have a problem.

Ok everyone, you've all seen it.

Furret has given me permission to do one of my Nightmare Fuel dumps again.

Let's open Mr King's Little Sack of Horror and see what we can find.
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They are preparing the bonking bat, Furret. Please be careful and pray for my soul because i could be the one who gets to do jailtime… Again.

. . . You're going to have to change the "Rehabilitated" part of your username to "Relapsed" after this.

Eren might be right here. How do we know you won't go back to posting lewds, my poke-friend? What's your plan to avoid falling back to horniness? Because if just by visiting the trending page you'd struggle to stay on track, who knows how long you'll ultimately last?

Well you did have somewhat of a hand in making things this way. It'd be awfully hypocritical of you to point and judge us with your own unclean hands.

I had my redemption arc in season 2 thou

Bruh, season 2 was the hot stuff. Totally making it to my "best of 2021" list.

Oh my, itd be a shame if that happened!~

Yo, you better not do what i think you are gonna do.

"Honey, you've got a big storm comin'."

Oh please! There’s nothin’ non of ya’ll can do to make me go back PEROID

Would you really be willing to bet on that?

I said that because i'm worried about me, not about you. You already paid your debt to society and
you are a free pokemon, I already have two strikes! And you know what happens on the third one!

Day 3 bois.
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Pz
Lemon
Squeezy

Dear Liberal Furrets,
You claim to be rehabilitated yet you are clearly horny for life,
curious

-Charlie Bonk,
Turning Point Horny Jail

So I was organising my folders the other day, because it turns out I've made over 200 images and gifs for this site, and I rediscovered this:

Did we really need to take such extreme measures to save your soul, Furret?

This is for the benefit of us all, no longer is it just about furret.

And um….fyi, I'm officially starting right now. The last 3 days don't count.

Excuse me? What have you been doing judging all us these past days when you yourself didn't even yet take the first step to post-horniness?
You've been horny furret and lied to us about it!

Furret relapsed and doesn't want to admit it!!
Relapsed Furret! RELAPSED FURRET!

Shame on Furret, shame, shame, shame on him. Tsk Tsk Tsk

Tsk Tsk to the HORNY Furret

It starts with excluding the last 3 days, then the entire week, then 2 weeks, then a month. See a pattern here? That logic will only prolong your recovery.

Truth be told: You relapsed, and have to start over.

Well, KYM, you're making progress.

But the real question is…
…are you?

Yes, of course. I don't even know what being horny even is anymore.

U sure, laddie? We don't want no relapsing episodes here. It's important to be honest, we can't help you if you're lying. Swear on ye mum. Go on, do it.

"Hiyah Furret."

"I'm your new parole officer."

"You haven't been up to anything horny lately, have you?"

Oof, good luck surviving that one, Furret. She's gonna try to caress you with her tail.

Don’t worry. I still have my 1 time horny pass.

Ok so I had to change my name to better reflect the situation at hand. So go ahead and have your laughs, you sick sadistic goobers. I don’t care because I know I will prevail.

I went back in time and wrote a song about you and your struggles Furret.

I hope you enjoy it.

Ya know what…

F$&@ it!

I’m shaving my head, giving up all my earthy possessions, and becoming a Buddhist monk.