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Flesh is weak

Bone is strong

DEAR MEATBAGS

IF THE FLESH ISN'T WEAK,
WHY DO YOU NEED OUR BONES TO SUPPORT IT?

CURIOUS!

The Ossiarch Bonereapers approve

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and rigidity of bone. I aspired to the purity of the blessed skeleton. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude meat you call a musculature will tear and you will beg my kind to support you…

But I am already spoopy…

FOR THE BONES ARE IMMORTAL."

Let's say. let's say perhaps
that let's say skeletons are spoopy
Now just for the sake of argument, you have a skeleton inside of you
Doesn't that make you spoopy?

Just look at all this calcium, mate.

Imagine only taking one bullet to be killed and end up joining them anyway.

ALL SKELETONS REPORTING FOR DUTY. We will strike the HYOOMANS at night! I have a good feeling about this one!
No more politics.
No more memes.
Only the
Spooky,
Scary,
Skeletons.

That's a skele-ton of calcium.

DEAR LIBERALS
CALCIUM

SPOOKTOBER IS UPON US!

Fellow skeletons, our time has come!
No longer shall we hide under skin and flesh!

Join the Skeleton Army by showing your TRUE skeletal form in your avatar!
Together we shall conquer KnowYourMeme and rule with a bony fist!

MEATBAGS, PREPARE TO GET BONED.