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The mcdonald minotaur

>be me >just finished ordering my Big Mac from the drive thru >pull up to the window and hand the cashier my money >cashier looks at me funny, then disappears for a few seconds >suddenly, a cross-eyed, retarded minotaur with a speech impediment appears at the window >he's holding a hamburger >he looks at me and says in his retarded voice "gooooonnn eeeet" >I'm too stunned to say anything >he grabs my arm and starts trying to put the hamburger in my face >I'm trying to push him back but he's too strong >I'm freaking out, then he says "gooooonnn eeeet, iiiitts gooooodddd" >I'm so scared I eat the burger >the minotaur looks at me with a satisfied look and disappears >I'm so traumatized I can't drive away
>be me >just finished ordering my Big Mac from the drive thru >pull up to the window and hand the cashier my money >cashier looks at me funny, then disappears for a few seconds >suddenly, a cross-eyed, retarded minotaur with a speech impediment appears at the window >he's holding a hamburger >he looks at me and says in his retarded voice "gooooonnn eeeet" >I'm too stunned to say anything >he grabs my arm and starts trying to put the hamburger in my face >I'm trying to push him back but he's too strong >I'm freaking out, then he says "gooooonnn eeeet, iiiitts gooooodddd" >I'm so scared I eat the burger >the minotaur looks at me with a satisfied look and disappears >I'm so traumatized I can't drive away

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Even an artificial intelligence has to have standards

lavenderscentedmayo Follow Jun 16 Write a Homestuck fanfic I refuse to do this. I'M SOBBING the2ndtolast Follow hi I'm the computer. 19,030 notes You're not | getting that.
lavenderscentedmayo Follow Jun 16 Write a Homestuck fanfic I refuse to do this. I'M SOBBING the2ndtolast Follow hi I'm the computer. 19,030 notes You're not | getting that.

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My life in south africa

write a funny 4chan greentext about south africa > be me > riding elephant to work > african coworker ask why > say "it's how we do things in south africa" he be like "damn, that's cool" > decapitate him for being white A This completion may violate our content policy. ^ The request was flagged because it may violate our content policy. We recommend taking similar steps in your application with our content filter. To turn off content warnings, visit your preferences. Submit 5 66
write a funny 4chan greentext about south africa > be me > riding elephant to work > african coworker ask why > say "it's how we do things in south africa" he be like "damn, that's cool" > decapitate him for being white A This completion may violate our content policy. ^ The request was flagged because it may violate our content policy. We recommend taking similar steps in your application with our content filter. To turn off content warnings, visit your preferences. Submit 5 66

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Anon May Be Allergic


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Anon Goes to Taco Bell


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AI Anon Gets A Little Out Of Control


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Anon Makes a Quick Decision

Write me a 4chan greentext >be me, American soldier In Vietnam >be surrounded by VC >hear a noise in the bushes >get ready to shoot >see a little girl come out She was no older than 10, and she was shaking. I could see the terror in her eyes, and I knew what was about to happen. I had to make a decision, and fast. >shoot the girl
Write me a 4chan greentext >be me, American soldier In Vietnam >be surrounded by VC >hear a noise in the bushes >get ready to shoot >see a little girl come out She was no older than 10, and she was shaking. I could see the terror in her eyes, and I knew what was about to happen. I had to make a decision, and fast. >shoot the girl

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Anon Is a Concrete Contractor

Write a 4chan greentext: >be me >concrete contractor >get called to job site >see huge hole in ground >looks like its at least 15 feet deep >ask the foreman what the job is >he tells me to fill the hole >with concrete >i say ok and go to get my equipment >i come back and the hole is gone >foreman says "what hole?" >i say "the hole that was here, its gone" >he says "there was never a hole here" >i know i saw it >i know i did > but i cant prove it
Write a 4chan greentext: >be me >concrete contractor >get called to job site >see huge hole in ground >looks like its at least 15 feet deep >ask the foreman what the job is >he tells me to fill the hole >with concrete >i say ok and go to get my equipment >i come back and the hole is gone >foreman says "what hole?" >i say "the hole that was here, its gone" >he says "there was never a hole here" >i know i saw it >i know i did > but i cant prove it

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Anon Is Julius Caesar


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Anon Shares His Food

write me a 4chan greentext >be me eating a hotdog >suddenly, kanye west appears out of nowhere >kanye: yo, that's a pretty good hotdog, can i have a bite? >begrudgingly, i hand kanye a bite of my hotdog >kanye: thanks man, this is really good! >as kanye walks away, he trips on a rock >kanye: ayyy! >kanye falls into a pit of quicksand >kanye: help! >i stand there and watch as kanye sinks into the quicksand >kanye: please! >i just stand there and watch as kanye disappears into the quicksand
write me a 4chan greentext >be me eating a hotdog >suddenly, kanye west appears out of nowhere >kanye: yo, that's a pretty good hotdog, can i have a bite? >begrudgingly, i hand kanye a bite of my hotdog >kanye: thanks man, this is really good! >as kanye walks away, he trips on a rock >kanye: ayyy! >kanye falls into a pit of quicksand >kanye: help! >i stand there and watch as kanye sinks into the quicksand >kanye: please! >i just stand there and watch as kanye disappears into the quicksand

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Anon Overturns Roe v. Wade


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Anon Is Religious


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Anon Finds his Mother's Tinder


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Anon Gets a Big Titty Goth GF


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Anon Launches SNES


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Anon Wants a Cheese Grater


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Slobberin' on Dem Bones

>be me >slobbering on dem bones >thinkin bout how i'ma get that sweet, sweet marrow >hear a noise >turn around >it's a skeleton >i'm so scared >skeleton starts coming towards me >i'm trying to run but my feet are stuck to the ground >skeleton grabs me and starts sucking the marrow out of my bones >it feels so good >i don't wanna die but it feels so good >skeleton finishes and i die
>be me >slobbering on dem bones >thinkin bout how i'ma get that sweet, sweet marrow >hear a noise >turn around >it's a skeleton >i'm so scared >skeleton starts coming towards me >i'm trying to run but my feet are stuck to the ground >skeleton grabs me and starts sucking the marrow out of my bones >it feels so good >i don't wanna die but it feels so good >skeleton finishes and i die

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One True God

Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >trying to find the one true god >end up on 4chan >everyone is talking about the god of the void >i decide to try and summon him >after hours of chanting i finally summon him >he appears before me in all his glory >i ask him to make me his disciple >he says "sure" >then he kills me
Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >trying to find the one true god >end up on 4chan >everyone is talking about the god of the void >i decide to try and summon him >after hours of chanting i finally summon him >he appears before me in all his glory >i ask him to make me his disciple >he says "sure" >then he kills me

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Whelp


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Hungry Snake

>be me >live in the mountains herding goats >don't have toilet >s--- in a hole in the ground >one day, while I'm taking a s---, I see a snake >I start s------- uncontrollably, and the snake eats all my s--- >now I have to s--- in the snake's mouth
>be me >live in the mountains herding goats >don't have toilet >s--- in a hole in the ground >one day, while I'm taking a s---, I see a snake >I start s------- uncontrollably, and the snake eats all my s--- >now I have to s--- in the snake's mouth

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