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>be me >tallest midget in class

write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital
write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital

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>be me >flying a plane

>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building
>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building

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>notice some dude in the squat rack

write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away
write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away

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>cardio is for the fittest

write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest
write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest

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>be me > doing deadlifts >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough

>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs
>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs

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>be me >doing deadlifts

write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >doing deadlifts >spotted by /fit/ >they approach me >/fit/: Hey, nice deadlifts! >me: Thanks! >/fit/: You should really switch to a ketogenic diet though, it's the best way to get shredded! >me: Uh, I'm not really looking to get shredded... >/fit/: Oh, you're one of those "natural" guys? >me: Yeah, I guess so... >/fit/: Ha, good luck with that!
write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >doing deadlifts >spotted by /fit/ >they approach me >/fit/: Hey, nice deadlifts! >me: Thanks! >/fit/: You should really switch to a ketogenic diet though, it's the best way to get shredded! >me: Uh, I'm not really looking to get shredded... >/fit/: Oh, you're one of those "natural" guys? >me: Yeah, I guess so... >/fit/: Ha, good luck with that!

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>be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld

Generate greentext from the perspective of a wizard: >be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld >tfw she's into necromancy >tfw she's into black magic >tfw she's into dark magic >be together for centuries >she's the only one who understands me >we have wild and crazy adventures together >conquer the underworld together >ride dragons together >fight demons together >eventually die together in battle >our souls are bound together for eternity
Generate greentext from the perspective of a wizard: >be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld >tfw she's into necromancy >tfw she's into black magic >tfw she's into dark magic >be together for centuries >she's the only one who understands me >we have wild and crazy adventures together >conquer the underworld together >ride dragons together >fight demons together >eventually die together in battle >our souls are bound together for eternity

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bot greentext 4chan meme arrows > gpt-3 love wholesome

>be me >go to japan for comiket

>be me >go to Japan for comiket >get lost in the sea of people >see a girl wearing a cute maid outfit >she's also lost >we end up finding our way together and become friends >she invites me to her house >it's a huge mansion >she introduces me to her family >they're all rich >turns out she's a princess >we fall in love and get married >live happily ever after
>be me >go to Japan for comiket >get lost in the sea of people >see a girl wearing a cute maid outfit >she's also lost >we end up finding our way together and become friends >she invites me to her house >it's a huge mansion >she introduces me to her family >they're all rich >turns out she's a princess >we fall in love and get married >live happily ever after

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>be me, fire emblem fan


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>be me >county penis inspector

Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies
Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies

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bot greentext 4chan meme arrows > gpt-3 death retirement home badge

>be me >bottomless pit supervisor (Alternative Ending)

write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling

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>be me >first time at a furry convention

>be me >first time at a furry convention >see a bunch of people in fursuits >they look so happy and free >I want to be like them >get a fursuit of my own >put it on >it feels so good to finally be myself
>be me >first time at a furry convention >see a bunch of people in fursuits >they look so happy and free >I want to be like them >get a fursuit of my own >put it on >it feels so good to finally be myself

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>be me >bottomless pit supervisor

write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

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>watching tv, some dude has a machine that can teleport people

write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon
write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon

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bot greentext 4chan meme arrows > gpt-3 moon bamboozled

>wake up >my hair is dry

write me a 4chan greentext >wake up >my hair is dry >fuckno.png >take a shower >get out >hair is still dry >w--.png >put on a hat >go outside >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >bald.png >realize I'm bald >bald.png >cry myself to sleep
write me a 4chan greentext >wake up >my hair is dry >fuckno.png >take a shower >get out >hair is still dry >w--.png >put on a hat >go outside >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >bald.png >realize I'm bald >bald.png >cry myself to sleep

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>my dad is a bodybuilder >gave me steroids as an infant


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bot greentext 4chan meme arrows > gpt-3 spelling bee

generating greentexts with gpt3 and holy fuck

squp!!! @funnycats22 generating greentexts with gpt3 and holy f--- >fuckno.png >I'm 6'5" and 240lbs >I'm only 12 years old >take a shower >get out >I can bench press my dad >hair is still dry >go to school one day >w--.png >teacher asks me to participate in a spelling bee >I'm not very good at spelling >put on a hat >go outside >I spell 's-t-e-r-o-i-d-s' >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >the whole clace orunte in laughter watuming LV, SUITION TO STATINIO >that can teleport people occasionally have to go down there and check II the bottomless pit is still bottomless >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >distress.jpg >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >i say "how" 5:36 AM Jun 14, 2022 · Twitter for Android ...
squp!!! @funnycats22 generating greentexts with gpt3 and holy f--- >fuckno.png >I'm 6'5" and 240lbs >I'm only 12 years old >take a shower >get out >I can bench press my dad >hair is still dry >go to school one day >w--.png >teacher asks me to participate in a spelling bee >I'm not very good at spelling >put on a hat >go outside >I spell 's-t-e-r-o-i-d-s' >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >the whole clace orunte in laughter watuming LV, SUITION TO STATINIO >that can teleport people occasionally have to go down there and check II the bottomless pit is still bottomless >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >distress.jpg >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >i say "how" 5:36 AM Jun 14, 2022 · Twitter for Android ...

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every now and then i remember this greentext style AI generated post


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Anon Gets a Gym Membership

>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet
>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet

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