Andy' Sixx's Log of Shit

Andy Sixx's Log of Shit is a meme originating on 4chan's random board /b/ that mimics the celebrity lifestyle and past persona of Andy Biersack through various parodies of other culture references. In some cases it even parodies other memes.

The whole thing is a satire take on 12 year-old fangirl's sexual attraction in Andy Biersack, the lead singer of the band Black Veil Brides. When he was first starting out in his musical career, Biersack went by the persona Andy Sixx which garnered criticism from people alleging him plagiarizing Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue. Supposedly, the point of this meme referring to Biersack in his past persona as Andy Sixx is to not let Biersack live it down and also highlight that at a point in time, Biersack wore makeup and hair extensions but was still somehow attractive to prepubescent fan girls who claim they want to have sex with him.

The way this meme is spread varies. It could be either through text or in the form of a picture as its own thread posted on 4chan or its own reply posted on someone else's thread unrelated. They could be simple statements such as the poster randomly telling people that they want to consume Sixx's feces or they could also be improvised poems, parodized movie titles, fictitious accounts of meeting Biersack and eating his feces, or even parody music lyrics.

One example of a typical log post is of the movie poster titled LOGS which in itself is a parody of the movie Jaws . Accompanying this particular image is the caption You're going to need a bigger throat, which it itself is a play on words to the original Jaws quote "You're going to need a bigger boat."

The poorly photoshopped images and badly-placed wording that tries to reference either Andy Sixx or his shit is one of many styles the meme takes on when posted.

Although the meme is primarily situated on 4chan's random board, it has since spread to YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and even other fan-made websites.

When posted on 4chan, either by voluntary or intrusive means, the posters try their hardest to make others feel uncomfortable by means of disgusting comments or even on some occasions, poetry or parodied song lyrics that incorporate Andy Sixx's feces into the subject line of their message. Despite it originating on 4chan's /b/ board, it has also been found on other boards as well.

The unknown person who created the meme is often referred to as the original log poster, log boy or even simply the creator

There is no confirmed story to its origin or its creator's purpose in creating it.

Origin

Although nobody knows exactly when this meme began, it took off in popularity sometime around late 2016 with an anonymous 4chan user posting pictures of Andy Biersack asking users: Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole? non-stop all day everyday. Sometimes the posting would stop but then resume unannounced and whenever users would try to acquire information from the poster as to why he was posting it all day, the log-poster would reply to them in-character as a humble servant to Andy Sixx with the same fictitious lore that Andy Sixx has entitled them to eat his shit and that he was simply doing his duty.

Whenever people would try to insult the original poster, they were often fired back at with in-character responses that belittled them as not being worthy of consuming Sixx's feces regardless of the fictitious notion that Andy's logs are an unalienable right to all humans.

To this date, it is still unknown why this meme started or why the poster who originally posted it began it.

A fan-made Wix site was made shortly after its initial origins in early 2017. The site portrayed the Black Veil Brides Army as a well organized and strictly bureaucratic and professional organization providing a variety of services to people that involved Andy Sixx's shit. In addition to the website, a blog was also posted constantly called the BVB Army News with new entries arriving every few days that reported fictitious stories engulfed in further lore behind the meme.

The creator of the website was very consistent with his stories, sometimes making multiple articles for the same story that spanned over a few weeks, one of which included a war with the so-called Blood on the Dance Floor Air Force that was involved in a bloody military campaign against the BVB Army that was ultimately ended when US President Donald Trump ordered the two to reach a ceasefire agreement or face intervention from the US military.

Backstory (Fiction)

When people post this on 4chan, their motives often revolve around this backstory to the meme.

Fangirls of Black Veil Brides have been known to be obsessed and sexually attracted to Andy Sixx. Additionally, simply having sex with him (either by means of intercourse or foreplay) is simply not enough for one to show their affection for someone so divine, emo, gothic, metal, deathcore, hardcore; henceforth, the need to do something so weird and disgusting is the only way that one could ever express their deep desires for someone so divine… something as disgusting as eating their shit.

According to the defunct Wix site, Andy Sixx is the Commander of the Black Veil Brides Army, an organized, bureaucratic military force and humanitarian front that fights with combat arms to protect people's unalienable right to consume Sixx's feces . Through military campaigns and violent encounters with other forces (often headed by former BVB Army commanders turned evil through the seduction of the power of Andy's logs) and even modern politics does the BVB Army make its place on planet Earth undisturbed and always progressing to deliver their Commander's logs of shit to the throats of all the people on planet Earth.

In addition to Andy Sixx having divine powers, his logs also contain properties that logposters obsess about. Citing Andy's logs as being Creamy, Steamy and Dreamy have also been the subject line of this meme when it is posted on 4chan.

People's desires for Andy Sixx is so strong, that fangirls would murder each other in the fan pit at a Black Veil Brides concert just to bypass security, hop on stage and then suck it out of his asshole. Additionally, some fan girls are so obsessed that sucking his feces out of his asshole is not enough for them and they want to use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck their pussy with and have bacteria from Andy's shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human-shit baby.

Theories

One theory, still unconfirmed, is that the original poster attended a Black Veil Brides concert when they were younger and Andy Biersack invited him and his girlfriend backstage where the singer then propositioned them to perform coprophilic acts and fantasies together behind closed doors. Apparently, this traumatized the creator and prompted him to escape mentally through spamming it on 4chan all day.

Another theory is that the creator had some personal vendetta against Biersack for being a false-idol for leading his fans to believe that they are part of something when really they are just customers buying music and merchandise to him. Even more so, children and teenagers are extremely vulnerable to coercion from celebrities like Biersack to give him their money that they would do so blindly if they were mesmerized by his good-looks or his meaningless preaching at concerts as an empty tactic to milk his fans for their money.

The log of shit forced meme was seemingly created by one individual simply reposting the very same image and the very same question, every waking hour of every day for months.

A third theory, which is probably the most true, is that the creator is a coprophile with a crush on Andy Sixx and has failed to let go of the past Sixx persona much like how David Bowie fans didn't let go of the retired-Ziggy Stardust persona.

In early May 2019, documents were leaked on 4chan.org from alleged tour-staff and production workers that suggested that singer Billie Eilish started mass-spamming the meme on 4chan sometime in late 2016/early 2017. They have not been confirmed by Eilish or her production company yet.

Spin-Offs

The Andy Sixx Log of Shit meme also gave rise to several spin-off memes which include Dani Filth's Piss, Ozzy Osbourne's Dickcheese, Avril Lavigne's menstral blood and even Steven Tyler's Onion Rings . All of them are parodies of the Andy Sixx meme, serving no independent purpose on 4chan as standing alone as their own memes. Furthermore, they were created by the log posters as a joking kinship form of competition for thread space on 4chan. Log posters and Piss posters (for example) often have joke-fights over their own threads arguing which person's bodily product is more desired.

Rumored Legal Issues

It is rumored that Andy Biersack and his record companies have attempted to serve log posters with notices to cease and desist orders, however they have been unsuccessful in trying to find the identities of the posters since it is posted through 4chan and 4chan generally maintains the anonymity of its users in non-criminal matters.

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