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Riku gestured to Sora's anus. "Your Keyblade's still, uh, there, y'know.'" Sora grinned lasciviously. "Yes, and?" Riku sighed. If nothing else, he could no longer say that his weirdest sexual experience was with a rodent. wtffanfiction | tumblr

Riku gestured to Sora's anus. "Your Keyblade's still, uh, there, y'know.'" Sora grinned lasciviously. "Yes, and?" Riku sighed. If nothing else, he could no longer say that his weirdest sexual experience was with a rodent. wtffanfiction | tumblr

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An unorthodox tactic...

Nothing remained still. As Loras stumbled down one of the halls of their home it seemed to expand and contract around him, leaving him feeling claustrophobic one moment and wondering if he'd shrunk the next. The faces in the pictures on the walls contorted when he'd look at them and the design of the carpet beneath his feet seemed alive as it waved underneath Damn Margaery and her mushrooms, he thought. wtfanfiction | tumblr

Nothing remained still. As Loras stumbled down one of the halls of their home it seemed to expand and contract around him, leaving him feeling claustrophobic one moment and wondering if he'd shrunk the next. The faces in the pictures on the walls contorted when he'd look at them and the design of the carpet beneath his feet seemed alive as it waved underneath Damn Margaery and her mushrooms, he thought. wtfanfiction | tumblr

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Crossover Clusterf*ck

The Crystal Empire was saved. Ash Ketchum: Hooray for Thomas, Twilight and their Team! Crystal Ponies: Hooray! Skarloey: Marvelous! (laughs) The Narrow Gauge Engines: Hooray! Thomas: Come on, let's go home. Twilight Sparkle: Let's get on the Titanic. wtffanfiction | tumblr

The Crystal Empire was saved. Ash Ketchum: Hooray for Thomas, Twilight and their Team! Crystal Ponies: Hooray! Skarloey: Marvelous! (laughs) The Narrow Gauge Engines: Hooray! Thomas: Come on, let's go home. Twilight Sparkle: Let's get on the Titanic. wtffanfiction | tumblr

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So Justin Bieber's an extraterrestrial now?

"The legal.. wait, for real?" Dean asked in disbelief. "Why, what's wrong? Is the Earth being sued again for noise pollution? Because they should take that up with Justin Bieber's home planet, not us-" wtffanfiction | tumblr

"The legal.. wait, for real?" Dean asked in disbelief. "Why, what's wrong? Is the Earth being sued again for noise pollution? Because they should take that up with Justin Bieber's home planet, not us-" wtffanfiction | tumblr

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Really? Masturbation can do that?

The government refuses to stop the Evil Toad! He masturbates toMario's face and that's causingall this chaos! HAHAAA BREAKING NEWS ENTIRE MUSHROOM KINGDOM FALLS INTO CHAOS The entire Mushroom Kingdom has fallen into chaos Why? Because the evil Toad wont stop jacking off to Mario's face

The government refuses to stop the Evil Toad! He masturbates toMario's face and that's causingall this chaos! HAHAAA BREAKING NEWS ENTIRE MUSHROOM KINGDOM FALLS INTO CHAOS The entire Mushroom Kingdom has fallen into chaos Why? Because the evil Toad wont stop jacking off to Mario's face

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Sadistic Pikachu

Whatthe. So.Pikachu How important is the board? Can't anyone translate forhim?Pit Larry King: OW!!! What the... OW!!!! (is shocked again by Pikachu) Can't anyone translate for him?!?!

Whatthe. So.Pikachu How important is the board? Can't anyone translate forhim?Pit Larry King: OW!!! What the... OW!!!! (is shocked again by Pikachu) Can't anyone translate for him?!?!

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Paper-Thin Disguise

Hahaha I love too hang out with my new partner in crime I'm actually Batman. Your in trouble now Killing great sourcetexts "I'm actually Batman. Your in trouble now." And Batman runs over the Joker with his Batmoblie.

Hahaha I love too hang out with my new partner in crime I'm actually Batman. Your in trouble now Killing great sourcetexts "I'm actually Batman. Your in trouble now." And Batman runs over the Joker with his Batmoblie.

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This was ALMOST a decent scene...

You have a standpoint of basic good and basic evil.' Xena argued 'to my mind people do what they have to.' But you ignore motivation' Gabrielle countered nfodo nour adecisout some previous experience to inform our decisions A hiatus occurred, fire-staring replaced words Sowhat motivates me to consume every part of your being, right now? the warrior enquired Because I'm beautiful!" the bard replied deadpan. Works for me' said Xena before the lovers entwined in a Gordian knot of passion wtffanfiction | tumblr

You have a standpoint of basic good and basic evil.' Xena argued 'to my mind people do what they have to.' But you ignore motivation' Gabrielle countered nfodo nour adecisout some previous experience to inform our decisions A hiatus occurred, fire-staring replaced words Sowhat motivates me to consume every part of your being, right now? the warrior enquired Because I'm beautiful!" the bard replied deadpan. Works for me' said Xena before the lovers entwined in a Gordian knot of passion wtffanfiction | tumblr

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No. No, it's not.

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That gruesome image...

Nervous closed his thin lips around the tip of Loki's left boob and started to suckle. The flavor was unexpected: a little bit nutty (not unlike the owner of said boob), surprisingly spicy, with a definite tang to it. He wondered if this was the result of Loki's diet-or Circe's experiments. It was quite a contrast to the slightly sweet and salty savor of the breast itself. Nervous had to pause several times to wipe his own drool from Loki's t-- before practically shoving his face back in for more Loki chuckled. “Greedy little bugger, aren't you?" He tugged his shirt open further and patted his right t--."This one's jealous wtffanfiction | tumblr

Nervous closed his thin lips around the tip of Loki's left boob and started to suckle. The flavor was unexpected: a little bit nutty (not unlike the owner of said boob), surprisingly spicy, with a definite tang to it. He wondered if this was the result of Loki's diet-or Circe's experiments. It was quite a contrast to the slightly sweet and salty savor of the breast itself. Nervous had to pause several times to wipe his own drool from Loki's t-- before practically shoving his face back in for more Loki chuckled. “Greedy little bugger, aren't you?" He tugged his shirt open further and patted his right t--."This one's jealous wtffanfiction | tumblr

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Lord have mercy on us all!

Trump felt a hand in his sunless region, mercilessly taking hold of his Oompa Loompas. A voice whispered in his ear, thick with seduction and Russianness. "Chancellor Trump, when you're president for life, you can do it, you can do anything. You can grab 'em by the Oompa Loompas. My Donald, let us unite our bodies like workers of the world. Donald could feel his freedom tool straining bigly against his pants. "W-w-what, who are you?" Donald sniffed "I am Russian president-for-life, Vladimir Putin!" the corpse- like man shouted, security detail erupting into an ominous Gregorian chant, "and I will show you a bliss second only to post-scarcity automated socialist utopia!" wtffanfiction | tumblr

Trump felt a hand in his sunless region, mercilessly taking hold of his Oompa Loompas. A voice whispered in his ear, thick with seduction and Russianness. "Chancellor Trump, when you're president for life, you can do it, you can do anything. You can grab 'em by the Oompa Loompas. My Donald, let us unite our bodies like workers of the world. Donald could feel his freedom tool straining bigly against his pants. "W-w-what, who are you?" Donald sniffed "I am Russian president-for-life, Vladimir Putin!" the corpse- like man shouted, security detail erupting into an ominous Gregorian chant, "and I will show you a bliss second only to post-scarcity automated socialist utopia!" wtffanfiction | tumblr

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Words cannot do this horror justice.

And without further ado..." said prof snape. A dis- co ball descended from the celing. Wacky music started to blast from all sides of the hall. Colored lights flashed. Snape and Hagrid ripped off their ro- bes to reveal matching skintight gold spandex jump suits. They began to breakdance while singing "i lo- ve big butts and i cannot lie" at the tops of their voi- ces, belting out every word. The students joined in, jumping up on their chairs and snapping their finge- rs. At the end of the song Snape and Hagrid dove of the table Hagrid grabbed McG and Snape grab- bed Trelawney. All four teachers began furiously ma king out, rolling around the floor in their passion. wtffanfiction | tumblr

And without further ado..." said prof snape. A dis- co ball descended from the celing. Wacky music started to blast from all sides of the hall. Colored lights flashed. Snape and Hagrid ripped off their ro- bes to reveal matching skintight gold spandex jump suits. They began to breakdance while singing "i lo- ve big butts and i cannot lie" at the tops of their voi- ces, belting out every word. The students joined in, jumping up on their chairs and snapping their finge- rs. At the end of the song Snape and Hagrid dove of the table Hagrid grabbed McG and Snape grab- bed Trelawney. All four teachers began furiously ma king out, rolling around the floor in their passion. wtffanfiction | tumblr

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Not the most impressive of names...

Lightning flashed, revealing the vampire hunter that had just killed half of the Cullens, who lay at her feet in a pathetic, headless heap "Betty White. I should have known." I breathed angrily. wtfanfiction | tumblr

Lightning flashed, revealing the vampire hunter that had just killed half of the Cullens, who lay at her feet in a pathetic, headless heap "Betty White. I should have known." I breathed angrily. wtfanfiction | tumblr

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He did WHAT?!?

Dally grabbed Snape's d--- and threw it out the window.

Dally grabbed Snape's d--- and threw it out the window.

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That's a lot of trouble to go to for a shopping trip...

"How did you get into my house?" "I picked the lock. It's not rocket science." "You picked all 3 of the locks and a chain latch?" Lovino nodded. The German's brow furrowed. "Why." "Because we're going shopping." wtffanfiction | tumblr

"How did you get into my house?" "I picked the lock. It's not rocket science." "You picked all 3 of the locks and a chain latch?" Lovino nodded. The German's brow furrowed. "Why." "Because we're going shopping." wtffanfiction | tumblr

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What the actual f**k

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he name Sonic, Sonic'the hedgehog hog the worlds fastest hero US As you can see Im pregnant with my first child So lim currently out of the herobus The name Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog,the worlds fastest hero. As you can see I'm pregnant with my first child,so I'm currently out of hero bus

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Garfield Blows Up Hitler

Any last words,Garfield? God Jreally hate Mondays Scheisse R.I.P. GARFIELD A REAL WAR HERO sourcetexts "God, I really hate Mondays," Garfield chuckled with his last breath, killing himself and Adolf Hitler by detonating the explosives,

Any last words,Garfield? God Jreally hate Mondays Scheisse R.I.P. GARFIELD A REAL WAR HERO sourcetexts "God, I really hate Mondays," Garfield chuckled with his last breath, killing himself and Adolf Hitler by detonating the explosives,

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Extreme Overkill

dramaticmusicl 越' inkin park . Crawlig n my Akin mp3 Linkin Park-i tried so hard.p3 Linkh Pak-s my afe.mp3 Linkin Park The Cacaiyet mp3 疥Linkin Park·wretone@ nd King.mp LIVEFOR "Knuckles, put on some dramatic music!" Knuckles put on "Its my life" by Linkin Park. Yoshi shot the monster 150mllion times.

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Why would you even...?!?

Hey Sonic what's up? Oh hey Yoshi I'm trying to overdose on heroin oh son of a bitch STAGECLEAR ONGRATULATIONS I don't know what l expected sourcetexts oh son of a bitch," cursed Yoshi as Sonic died from a heroin overdose

Hey Sonic what's up? Oh hey Yoshi I'm trying to overdose on heroin oh son of a bitch STAGECLEAR ONGRATULATIONS I don't know what l expected sourcetexts oh son of a bitch," cursed Yoshi as Sonic died from a heroin overdose

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Just wait for expansions...

"SHE SAW HOLES IN HEXAGONAL TILES AND REALIZED HOW MUCH WAS NICHOLAI INTO SETTLERS OF CATAN"

"SHE SAW HOLES IN HEXAGONAL TILES AND REALIZED HOW MUCH WAS NICHOLAI INTO SETTLERS OF CATAN"

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