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[-] BrainyBiscuit stinky redditor M [score hidden] 22 days ago - stickied comment Hi everyone! I'm the new mod of r/youtubedrama! You might recognize me as the author of this post. I might sprucen this place up a bit, and I'll of course be assisting with moderation. I hope everyone is having a wonderful day, and to any chuds that are reading this: You better play nice. permalink embed save report reply 21 [TF4A) (NO CIS) Cartoonist Looking for Poly Friends by 12 Hi hit My name is Karmen, and after a 2 year long depressive episode, I feel fine again think) About ME: autistic trans woman cartoons, gaming, and art in general are my special interests unemployed and trapped in the american south rarely leave the house, spend most of my time in blabbering in ve . bit kinky sometimes (usicko) About YOU(?): have moderate/high levels of free time • live in the US strongly share my interests like to hang out alot uses discord (my discord is StickyGrape btw) Context: The reason I'm looking for poly "friends and not a poly relationship is that I recently got dumped from a 3 person polycule back in late July, having been blocked by all of them since then, I really don't want to rush into anything, and would genuinely like to become good friends first if possible. Speaking of, tell me about some of your favorite cartoons if you decide to message! I guess that's it! I'll be happy to tell you anything else you wanna know and more in DM. I hope to hear from you soon!!! 21 [TF4TF) (cis okay) I would like some affection pretty please :) 11 mint a t i feel so unwanted (self.SuicideWatch) 13 submitted 4 months ago by Brainy Biscuit hi I'm karmen been trans for over two years, at a point now where i trust basically no one and feel numb to meeting new people, but I'm an optimist and took my meds late today so who knows autism enjoyer, special interests are cartoons and video games, I'm obsessed with both and desperately want a human brick wall to ramble at, ideally I'd be quoting spongebob references at a fellow mentally ill person :) also an artist, you are required to give me validation whenever I send you my s--- drawings (also required to send me your drawings if you're an artist) I'm a horny f----- but I'm not interested in fwb, makes me feel uncomfy, doesn't have to be anything serious tho, and I'm cool with poly/open stuff, just don't want the entirety of our interactions to be "wanna eat my ass" (yes btw) I've also been on a politics kick lately, watching lots of hasan streams, leftist btw, prob obvious from how I identify as trans and not as a f----- dumbass ok i think that's it, message me w/ your top 3-5 cartoons and i'll add you on discord (and suck you affectionately) oh also please around my age and live in the US (bonus points if you live in or near mississippi, the hell state) and also no ghosting or I'll make sure no one finds your body (abandonment issues + trauma, do not f--- with me i stg) ok bye mwah a few weeks ago, i got dumped from a 3 person polycule, and subsequently shunned from the server where we'd been hanging out for 6 months. things have grown distant between us in a very short amount of time, and i've tried my best to cope and move on. i've been meeting new people, and every new person I've messaged has ghosted in less than 24 hours, even if it seemed like we were mutually enjoying eachother's company and interests. i just wake up to find myself blocked, or they stop responding, and this morning i got unadded once again, this time by someone who expressly asked not to be ghosted themself, and i'm starting to crack. I'm so lonely, and i'm treated with so little respect or dignity, i can't take it anymore, i'm shaking uncontrollably right now, and i feel like it's time to start engaging in self-harm. I've never done self-harm before, i looked up "acts of self harm" and found a list of things to do, i'm just gonna start off with like, scratching and pinching, and see how i feel from there. it feels weirdly good to be this open, i could never say this to a therapist (if i still had one). idk what happens from here, i guess i'll read whatever replies this gets, not committing suicide or anything yet, probably, hope you're having a good day btw 11 comments share save hide report 20/F Just got fired from my job, some friends would be nice! 1 year any US Heyo! Karmen here. Yeah, I got cucked by Walmart. Capitalism yee yee. Not too upset tho, I finally have time to do the things I actually WANT to do, like playing games until my fingers cramp, or drawing until my fingers cramp, or (censored] until my fingers cramp, you get the idea. Cartoons are my passion, I love drawing and watching them, and have several show/comic ideas in the works. Really into gaming as well, mostly play indies on steam and occasionally emulate nintendo stuff (i have a really nice computer, but big budget games tend to bore and disappoint me lol). I could talk about games for hours, I have lot to say, and try to enjoy media with an analytical view rather than a critical one (though I will absolutely RP into some games). I'm a bit shy at first but if we click we'll really click I promise. Okay, lemme go ahead and fiber out the weirdos One word responses are extremely boring, if you want to talk to me then actually talk. Ex: hru, hey, ok, etc. No, I don't want to see your penis. My internet connection is pretty gerb, so if you're wanting to play multiplayer games with me you are more than likely out of luck (but if we both share a game, might as well try). . Seriously, do not flirt with me right out the gate, do not send me unsolicited pictures of your d---, do not ask to see pictures of me and my boobs, very basic stuff, please consult your parents for more information I would really prefer if you share my passions for gaming/art, those are my special interests and I struggle to engage on most other topics. My timezone is EST, as long as you live in the US you're probably good. Please don't message me if you live in an incompatible timezone. That's about it If you wanna talk, Pot me for my discord tag, or you can check my profile :) Have a great day! sve take p 20/F Just got fired from my job, some friends would be nice! Heyol Karmen here. Yeah, I got cucked by Walmart. Capitalism yee yee. Not too upset the, I finally have time to do the things I actually WANT to do, like playing games until my fingers cramp, or drawing until my fingers cramp, or [censored] until my fingers cramp, you get the idea. Cartoons are my passion, I love drawing and watching them, and have several show/comic ideas in the works. Really into gaming as well, mostly play indies on steam and occasionally emulate nintendo stuff (i have a really nice computer, but big budget games tend to bore and disappoint me lol). I could talk about games for hours, I have alot to say, and try to enjoy media with an view rather games). I'm a bit shy at first d--- I promise. Okay, lemme go ahead and filter out the weirdos: One word responses are extremely boring, if you want to talk to me then actually talk. Ex: hou, hey, ok, etc. No, I don't want to see your penis. it if we click w really an a critical one (though i will absolutely RIP into some >Be me >trans, unemployed and autistic women >become mod of r/youtubedrama My internet connection is pretty garb, so if you're wanting to play multiplayer games with me you are more than kly out of luck (but if we both share a game, might as well try) Seriously, do not firt with me right out the gate, do not send me unsolicited pictures of your d---, do not ask to see pictures of me and my boobe, very basic stuff, please consult your parents for more information. I would really prefer if you share my passions for gaming/art, those are my special interests and I struggle to engage on most other topics. My timezone is EST, as long as you live in the US you're probably good. Please don't message me if you live in an incompatible timezone. That's about it! If you wanna talk, PM me for my discord tag, or you can check my profile :) Have a great day! r/youtubedrama mod Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)05:36:32 No.196405596 >make posts accuse Internet Historian and Wendigoon as Alt-right Neo nazi >Create bandwagon against youtubers >now IH/wedigoon fans harrass back Why do I deserve this?
[-] BrainyBiscuit stinky redditor M [score hidden] 22 days ago - stickied comment Hi everyone! I'm the new mod of r/youtubedrama! You might recognize me as the author of this post. I might sprucen this place up a bit, and I'll of course be assisting with moderation. I hope everyone is having a wonderful day, and to any chuds that are reading this: You better play nice. permalink embed save report reply 21 [TF4A) (NO CIS) Cartoonist Looking for Poly Friends by 12 Hi hit My name is Karmen, and after a 2 year long depressive episode, I feel fine again think) About ME: autistic trans woman cartoons, gaming, and art in general are my special interests unemployed and trapped in the american south rarely leave the house, spend most of my time in blabbering in ve . bit kinky sometimes (usicko) About YOU(?): have moderate/high levels of free time • live in the US strongly share my interests like to hang out alot uses discord (my discord is StickyGrape btw) Context: The reason I'm looking for poly "friends and not a poly relationship is that I recently got dumped from a 3 person polycule back in late July, having been blocked by all of them since then, I really don't want to rush into anything, and would genuinely like to become good friends first if possible. Speaking of, tell me about some of your favorite cartoons if you decide to message! I guess that's it! I'll be happy to tell you anything else you wanna know and more in DM. I hope to hear from you soon!!! 21 [TF4TF) (cis okay) I would like some affection pretty please :) 11 mint a t i feel so unwanted (self.SuicideWatch) 13 submitted 4 months ago by Brainy Biscuit hi I'm karmen been trans for over two years, at a point now where i trust basically no one and feel numb to meeting new people, but I'm an optimist and took my meds late today so who knows autism enjoyer, special interests are cartoons and video games, I'm obsessed with both and desperately want a human brick wall to ramble at, ideally I'd be quoting spongebob references at a fellow mentally ill person :) also an artist, you are required to give me validation whenever I send you my s--- drawings (also required to send me your drawings if you're an artist) I'm a horny f----- but I'm not interested in fwb, makes me feel uncomfy, doesn't have to be anything serious tho, and I'm cool with poly/open stuff, just don't want the entirety of our interactions to be "wanna eat my ass" (yes btw) I've also been on a politics kick lately, watching lots of hasan streams, leftist btw, prob obvious from how I identify as trans and not as a f----- dumbass ok i think that's it, message me w/ your top 3-5 cartoons and i'll add you on discord (and suck you affectionately) oh also please around my age and live in the US (bonus points if you live in or near mississippi, the hell state) and also no ghosting or I'll make sure no one finds your body (abandonment issues + trauma, do not f--- with me i stg) ok bye mwah a few weeks ago, i got dumped from a 3 person polycule, and subsequently shunned from the server where we'd been hanging out for 6 months. things have grown distant between us in a very short amount of time, and i've tried my best to cope and move on. i've been meeting new people, and every new person I've messaged has ghosted in less than 24 hours, even if it seemed like we were mutually enjoying eachother's company and interests. i just wake up to find myself blocked, or they stop responding, and this morning i got unadded once again, this time by someone who expressly asked not to be ghosted themself, and i'm starting to crack. I'm so lonely, and i'm treated with so little respect or dignity, i can't take it anymore, i'm shaking uncontrollably right now, and i feel like it's time to start engaging in self-harm. I've never done self-harm before, i looked up "acts of self harm" and found a list of things to do, i'm just gonna start off with like, scratching and pinching, and see how i feel from there. it feels weirdly good to be this open, i could never say this to a therapist (if i still had one). idk what happens from here, i guess i'll read whatever replies this gets, not committing suicide or anything yet, probably, hope you're having a good day btw 11 comments share save hide report 20/F Just got fired from my job, some friends would be nice! 1 year any US Heyo! Karmen here. Yeah, I got cucked by Walmart. Capitalism yee yee. Not too upset tho, I finally have time to do the things I actually WANT to do, like playing games until my fingers cramp, or drawing until my fingers cramp, or (censored] until my fingers cramp, you get the idea. Cartoons are my passion, I love drawing and watching them, and have several show/comic ideas in the works. Really into gaming as well, mostly play indies on steam and occasionally emulate nintendo stuff (i have a really nice computer, but big budget games tend to bore and disappoint me lol). I could talk about games for hours, I have lot to say, and try to enjoy media with an analytical view rather than a critical one (though I will absolutely RP into some games). I'm a bit shy at first but if we click we'll really click I promise. Okay, lemme go ahead and fiber out the weirdos One word responses are extremely boring, if you want to talk to me then actually talk. Ex: hru, hey, ok, etc. No, I don't want to see your penis. My internet connection is pretty gerb, so if you're wanting to play multiplayer games with me you are more than likely out of luck (but if we both share a game, might as well try). . Seriously, do not flirt with me right out the gate, do not send me unsolicited pictures of your d---, do not ask to see pictures of me and my boobs, very basic stuff, please consult your parents for more information I would really prefer if you share my passions for gaming/art, those are my special interests and I struggle to engage on most other topics. My timezone is EST, as long as you live in the US you're probably good. Please don't message me if you live in an incompatible timezone. That's about it If you wanna talk, Pot me for my discord tag, or you can check my profile :) Have a great day! sve take p 20/F Just got fired from my job, some friends would be nice! Heyol Karmen here. Yeah, I got cucked by Walmart. Capitalism yee yee. Not too upset the, I finally have time to do the things I actually WANT to do, like playing games until my fingers cramp, or drawing until my fingers cramp, or [censored] until my fingers cramp, you get the idea. Cartoons are my passion, I love drawing and watching them, and have several show/comic ideas in the works. Really into gaming as well, mostly play indies on steam and occasionally emulate nintendo stuff (i have a really nice computer, but big budget games tend to bore and disappoint me lol). I could talk about games for hours, I have alot to say, and try to enjoy media with an view rather games). I'm a bit shy at first d--- I promise. Okay, lemme go ahead and filter out the weirdos: One word responses are extremely boring, if you want to talk to me then actually talk. Ex: hou, hey, ok, etc. No, I don't want to see your penis. it if we click w really an a critical one (though i will absolutely RIP into some >Be me >trans, unemployed and autistic women >become mod of r/youtubedrama My internet connection is pretty garb, so if you're wanting to play multiplayer games with me you are more than kly out of luck (but if we both share a game, might as well try) Seriously, do not firt with me right out the gate, do not send me unsolicited pictures of your d---, do not ask to see pictures of me and my boobe, very basic stuff, please consult your parents for more information. I would really prefer if you share my passions for gaming/art, those are my special interests and I struggle to engage on most other topics. My timezone is EST, as long as you live in the US you're probably good. Please don't message me if you live in an incompatible timezone. That's about it! If you wanna talk, PM me for my discord tag, or you can check my profile :) Have a great day! r/youtubedrama mod Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)05:36:32 No.196405596 >make posts accuse Internet Historian and Wendigoon as Alt-right Neo nazi >Create bandwagon against youtubers >now IH/wedigoon fans harrass back Why do I deserve this?

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Anon loves his dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 88 KB JPG 07/20/19(Sat) 19:40:58 No.805148512 Comfy wholesome stories thread >just spend 30 minutes playing peek-a-boo with my dog >she was genuinely having great fun >that happy look on her dumb little doggy face >she gets tired and I get on my laptop >the big goof sleeps while laying right on top of my legs >this dog loves me more than anyone else in my life has loved me >I cry, but I don't know why. All I know is I love this dog, and she loves me. She's what keeps me going, /b/. No matter how s----- my life gets, no matter what I go through, I will always know that there is at least one living thing out there that genuinely loves me, and wants to see me happy. Sometimes I feel like she's the only real bond I have with anything in this world.
Anonymous 88 KB JPG 07/20/19(Sat) 19:40:58 No.805148512 Comfy wholesome stories thread >just spend 30 minutes playing peek-a-boo with my dog >she was genuinely having great fun >that happy look on her dumb little doggy face >she gets tired and I get on my laptop >the big goof sleeps while laying right on top of my legs >this dog loves me more than anyone else in my life has loved me >I cry, but I don't know why. All I know is I love this dog, and she loves me. She's what keeps me going, /b/. No matter how s----- my life gets, no matter what I go through, I will always know that there is at least one living thing out there that genuinely loves me, and wants to see me happy. Sometimes I feel like she's the only real bond I have with anything in this world.

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Anon gets a spook | /r/Greentext

No.808998806 18 minutes ago 887C775F-2B6D-487C-A02C-323E35017821.jpg JPG 114.9 KiB 1242x953 >Be summer >Friends and I want to go camping >Someone suggests a cabin their uncle owned 3 years ago before he died there >Sounds f------ sweet >We arrive and bring our stuff inside >Doors and window shutters slam closed holyfuck.wav >Out of no where one of the boys has his anus ripped ou >There banging at the door >Suddenly hear a voice echoing throughout the whole cabin "Welcome to the kill count where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies, I'm James. A. Janisse and today were going to be looking a Woods Cabin A--- Ghosts" >The f--- is going on?
No.808998806 18 minutes ago 887C775F-2B6D-487C-A02C-323E35017821.jpg JPG 114.9 KiB 1242x953 >Be summer >Friends and I want to go camping >Someone suggests a cabin their uncle owned 3 years ago before he died there >Sounds f------ sweet >We arrive and bring our stuff inside >Doors and window shutters slam closed holyfuck.wav >Out of no where one of the boys has his anus ripped ou >There banging at the door >Suddenly hear a voice echoing throughout the whole cabin "Welcome to the kill count where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies, I'm James. A. Janisse and today were going to be looking a Woods Cabin A--- Ghosts" >The f--- is going on?

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Anon comments on the state of England | /r/Greentext

File: queen.png (346 KB, 666x514) Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet London Mayor Sadiq Khan has effectively blocked the placing of a statue of the late Queen Elizabeth in Trafalgar Square by green lighting an installation comprising of 'transgender faces' instead. Sadiq Khan Approves *Transgender Faces' Art Work That Londoners Didn't Want, But Wi... You just have to laugh at this point Anonymous (ID: 5RisK/9n) 02/18/24(Sun)10:50:59 No.459076279 ► >>459076425 >>459076549 >>459076907 >>459076991 >>459077133 >>459077350 >>459077377 >>459077652 >>459078166 >>459078288 >>459078300 >>459078431 >>459078651 >>459078757 >>459078952 >>459078972 >>459080024 >>459080198 >>459080392 >be the Queen of England >oversee the largest decline of empire in history and sellout the Whites that built it for you >die >your statue doesn't get built because a P--- mayor prefers a t----- sex worker monument
File: queen.png (346 KB, 666x514) Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet London Mayor Sadiq Khan has effectively blocked the placing of a statue of the late Queen Elizabeth in Trafalgar Square by green lighting an installation comprising of 'transgender faces' instead. Sadiq Khan Approves *Transgender Faces' Art Work That Londoners Didn't Want, But Wi... You just have to laugh at this point Anonymous (ID: 5RisK/9n) 02/18/24(Sun)10:50:59 No.459076279 ► >>459076425 >>459076549 >>459076907 >>459076991 >>459077133 >>459077350 >>459077377 >>459077652 >>459078166 >>459078288 >>459078300 >>459078431 >>459078651 >>459078757 >>459078952 >>459078972 >>459080024 >>459080198 >>459080392 >be the Queen of England >oversee the largest decline of empire in history and sellout the Whites that built it for you >die >your statue doesn't get built because a P--- mayor prefers a t----- sex worker monument

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Anon tries halibut for the first time. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:26:52 No.914101640 45 KB JPG >Be me >Never tried halibut >Hungry af >Go to restaurant and order halibut >mfw it's actually really good Did YOU try anything new today?
Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:26:52 No.914101640 45 KB JPG >Be me >Never tried halibut >Hungry af >Go to restaurant and order halibut >mfw it's actually really good Did YOU try anything new today?

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Anon hates the new "flagship" devices | /r/Greentext

7h (9/18 7:10) 83429410 54 Re 3 Img PNG 1MB (1200x899) 16 Replies SAMSUNG >They took your removable battery >They took your IR blaster >They took your microsd slot >They took your headphone jack >They took your buttons >They cut a hole in your screen >They added 5 cameras you don't use What's the next way phone manufacturers are going to make your experience better?
7h (9/18 7:10) 83429410 54 Re 3 Img PNG 1MB (1200x899) 16 Replies SAMSUNG >They took your removable battery >They took your IR blaster >They took your microsd slot >They took your headphone jack >They took your buttons >They cut a hole in your screen >They added 5 cameras you don't use What's the next way phone manufacturers are going to make your experience better?

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Femanon studies psychology | /r/Greentext

1m (2/18 16:37) 765029760 Re - 0 Img JPG 261KB (1600x900) cover7.jpg Daddy >Doing a Psychology Degree at University >Attending a Tutor group session ... >One of the guys there is amazingly hot, looks like Tony from the old Skins TV show >Can't even concentrate because of how much of a cute little pretty boy he is >After Tutor ended I approached him and said that some of the concepts in the material confused me, and if he wanted to help me study tomorrow >Go to his place >To my annoyance, the entire time was spent with him actually helping me with the material >Give him several hints and signs I like him and wanna take it further, to which he seems oblivious >In the end I just sit cross-legged (while wearing a skirt) and just let him look at my underwear, but still, he does nothing Why are moids like this?
1m (2/18 16:37) 765029760 Re - 0 Img JPG 261KB (1600x900) cover7.jpg Daddy >Doing a Psychology Degree at University >Attending a Tutor group session ... >One of the guys there is amazingly hot, looks like Tony from the old Skins TV show >Can't even concentrate because of how much of a cute little pretty boy he is >After Tutor ended I approached him and said that some of the concepts in the material confused me, and if he wanted to help me study tomorrow >Go to his place >To my annoyance, the entire time was spent with him actually helping me with the material >Give him several hints and signs I like him and wanna take it further, to which he seems oblivious >In the end I just sit cross-legged (while wearing a skirt) and just let him look at my underwear, but still, he does nothing Why are moids like this?

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Anon's brother is a huge degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Does our dad have a case? >Our oldest brother got kicked out of our parent's house in 2011 at 18. >I have three other siblings, one older sister, and two younger brothers. >Our oldest brother was an incel. >Hated women for some reason, couldn't keep himself kept and clean. >Sat on his ass all day playing video games. >In July of 2011 our parents had enough when he got in a fight with our oldest sister's boyfriend. 187 KB PNG 02/18/24(Sun)10:00:04 No.914090038 >When our parents kicked him out we cleaned his room out and found pretty disgusting things. >Closet was locked and we found a hamper full of women's underwear, mostly from our oldest sister. >Some from our nieces. >Then we checked his desktop and old phone he left. >Pictures of our mom, nieces, and other relatives in bikinis. >Notified the police but by the time they got to anything, no one could find him. >Cops finally gave up because they couldn't get a lead or a location. >A big issue was is he and Dad had a joint brokerage account in Bitcoin for his future. >Two days after our brother got kicked out Dad realized the account was still joint and went to go shut it down. >Only to find out it was emptied. >2200 dollars gone. >Couldn't do anything, couldn't recover it. >A major problem was our brother was deep into investments. >He could hide it without us finding it, investments was the other thing other than being an incel he could properly do. continuing : Anonymous >>914090038 (OP) # >2019 came around and mom passed away due to Corona in its early days. 02/18/24(Sun)10:03:15 No.914090164 >We usually clean Mom's grave once on her death anniversary on the 15th of February. >This year found some random buff guy cleaning Mom's grave. >As we drove up we noticed it was our brother, dressed in nice clothes but clean. >Our youngest brother told us we should not do anything. >Just take the approach slowly, and don't trigger a fight response. >Our brother had a nice vehicle, an F-350 Tremor, clean, kept, and looked like he just washed and polished it. >We walked up slowly and he recognized us. >The conversation was awkward at first, but he was polite and left quickly. >We asked how he was doing, if he was alright, if life had treated him okay. >Yeah, yeah, and another yeah. >"I'm doing pretty okay. It was hard getting back on my feet though. Homelessness really woke me up.' 11 >He then apologized for all the depraved s--- he did and wish he could go back and change it. >All of us could see the pain on his face. >He got in his truck with his soapy water bucket, sponge, and weed trimmer. >>914090447 # We just told Dad about it today and he's f------ p----- because he wants the money he put into our brother's joint account back, and we didn't ask for our brother's address. I guarantee he got that truck from Bitcoin/cryptocurrencies and has enough money to ass-r--- us in court until we can't fight him anymore.
: Anonymous Does our dad have a case? >Our oldest brother got kicked out of our parent's house in 2011 at 18. >I have three other siblings, one older sister, and two younger brothers. >Our oldest brother was an incel. >Hated women for some reason, couldn't keep himself kept and clean. >Sat on his ass all day playing video games. >In July of 2011 our parents had enough when he got in a fight with our oldest sister's boyfriend. 187 KB PNG 02/18/24(Sun)10:00:04 No.914090038 >When our parents kicked him out we cleaned his room out and found pretty disgusting things. >Closet was locked and we found a hamper full of women's underwear, mostly from our oldest sister. >Some from our nieces. >Then we checked his desktop and old phone he left. >Pictures of our mom, nieces, and other relatives in bikinis. >Notified the police but by the time they got to anything, no one could find him. >Cops finally gave up because they couldn't get a lead or a location. >A big issue was is he and Dad had a joint brokerage account in Bitcoin for his future. >Two days after our brother got kicked out Dad realized the account was still joint and went to go shut it down. >Only to find out it was emptied. >2200 dollars gone. >Couldn't do anything, couldn't recover it. >A major problem was our brother was deep into investments. >He could hide it without us finding it, investments was the other thing other than being an incel he could properly do. continuing : Anonymous >>914090038 (OP) # >2019 came around and mom passed away due to Corona in its early days. 02/18/24(Sun)10:03:15 No.914090164 >We usually clean Mom's grave once on her death anniversary on the 15th of February. >This year found some random buff guy cleaning Mom's grave. >As we drove up we noticed it was our brother, dressed in nice clothes but clean. >Our youngest brother told us we should not do anything. >Just take the approach slowly, and don't trigger a fight response. >Our brother had a nice vehicle, an F-350 Tremor, clean, kept, and looked like he just washed and polished it. >We walked up slowly and he recognized us. >The conversation was awkward at first, but he was polite and left quickly. >We asked how he was doing, if he was alright, if life had treated him okay. >Yeah, yeah, and another yeah. >"I'm doing pretty okay. It was hard getting back on my feet though. Homelessness really woke me up.' 11 >He then apologized for all the depraved s--- he did and wish he could go back and change it. >All of us could see the pain on his face. >He got in his truck with his soapy water bucket, sponge, and weed trimmer. >>914090447 # We just told Dad about it today and he's f------ p----- because he wants the money he put into our brother's joint account back, and we didn't ask for our brother's address. I guarantee he got that truck from Bitcoin/cryptocurrencies and has enough money to ass-r--- us in court until we can't fight him anymore.

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Anon meets Arya Stark. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.4813134 ► >>4814838 File: What the f--- is this.jpg (1.73 MB, 3382x5000) BOSS BO >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"* >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW, WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-* "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis
Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.4813134 ► >>4814838 File: What the f--- is this.jpg (1.73 MB, 3382x5000) BOSS BO >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"* >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW, WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-* "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis

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Uhh you okay there anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous* Do you survive? 33 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)00:10:40 No.193883794 These are the conditions: >you become an American citizen and lose your original nationality (you also speak perfect english) >you are stripped of all possessions and dropped in the midwest USA >you have no family >you have no friends >you have no car >you have no college degree >you have no physical ailments >you have $500 cash >you have a room to stay in for 3 days, but after that you must find a way to survive What's your gameplan? Would you make it out alive? Or would you perish in the unforgiving midwest?
Anonymous* Do you survive? 33 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)00:10:40 No.193883794 These are the conditions: >you become an American citizen and lose your original nationality (you also speak perfect english) >you are stripped of all possessions and dropped in the midwest USA >you have no family >you have no friends >you have no car >you have no college degree >you have no physical ailments >you have $500 cash >you have a room to stay in for 3 days, but after that you must find a way to survive What's your gameplan? Would you make it out alive? Or would you perish in the unforgiving midwest?

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Let her go bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again
: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again

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4chan plays a game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD PINDIA CHALLENGE GUJARAT RAJASTHAN Ahmedabad અમદાવાદ Surat સુરત Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे GOA HARYANA New Delhi नई दिल्ली Jaipur जयपुर MAHARASHTRA 02/03/24 (Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 MADHYA PRADESH Kochi കൊച്ചി KARNATAKA Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ KERALA Bengaluru Bandoob UTTAR PRADESH TELANGANA ANDHRA PRADESH India TAI NADU Thiruvananthapuram Google Lucknow लखनऊ CHHATTI >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees Chennai G&GOT 60€ Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG Nepal >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results Kathmandu काठमाडौं BIHAR Patna पढ़ना yo SIKKIM GAL Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Bang Dhak 613 olkata লকাতা B
Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD PINDIA CHALLENGE GUJARAT RAJASTHAN Ahmedabad અમદાવાદ Surat સુરત Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे GOA HARYANA New Delhi नई दिल्ली Jaipur जयपुर MAHARASHTRA 02/03/24 (Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 MADHYA PRADESH Kochi കൊച്ചി KARNATAKA Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ KERALA Bengaluru Bandoob UTTAR PRADESH TELANGANA ANDHRA PRADESH India TAI NADU Thiruvananthapuram Google Lucknow लखनऊ CHHATTI >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees Chennai G&GOT 60€ Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG Nepal >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results Kathmandu काठमाडौं BIHAR Patna पढ़ना yo SIKKIM GAL Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Bang Dhak 613 olkata লকাতা B

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Anon owns his games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)10:18:13 No.667417689 >I own my ga -ACK solar flare.jpg 193 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)10:18:13 No.667417689 >I own my ga -ACK solar flare.jpg 193 KB JPG

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anon plays some tf2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/17/2024, 11:24:23 PM No.78673768 132 KB JPEG > be me > decide to play some tf2 > boot up to one of those infinite cap 2fort servers > start f------ pubstomping > one of the guys on the other team is raging like crazy > start targetting him purely out of pettiness > he gets autobalanced to my team > he starts ranting in team chat about how he's gonna kill himself > I start egging him on thinking hes joking > he turns on his mic and says > "Thanks anon, exactly what I needed to hear." > Immediately I hear a f------ gunshot from his vc mic > he goes afk > everybody in the server is losing their f------ minds > I dip the f--- out of there havent touched the game in days
Anonymous 2/17/2024, 11:24:23 PM No.78673768 132 KB JPEG > be me > decide to play some tf2 > boot up to one of those infinite cap 2fort servers > start f------ pubstomping > one of the guys on the other team is raging like crazy > start targetting him purely out of pettiness > he gets autobalanced to my team > he starts ranting in team chat about how he's gonna kill himself > I start egging him on thinking hes joking > he turns on his mic and says > "Thanks anon, exactly what I needed to hear." > Immediately I hear a f------ gunshot from his vc mic > he goes afk > everybody in the server is losing their f------ minds > I dip the f--- out of there havent touched the game in days

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ADHD burnout dopamine bros.. not like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RAGE WITH EYES OF BLUE SPELL CARD Baud Syncro/Xyz/Pendulum blue haired t----- zoomer spends the next 10 entire minutes wasting half of his deck In a psychotic and unnecessary spectacle full of fireworks worthy only for a ADHD child whose attention span has been burned out by TikTok videos >All this spectacle only summon 2 monsters with a 2500 attack each And m ferm HE your land Special St your Deck Ca 02/17/24(Sat)22:57:44 No.667429743 57 KB JPG >Turn 1: place a mirror force card >Turn 2: >Zoomer Attacks >l activate my mirror force and destroy his monsters >Turn 3; I activate pic related and summon my 3 Blue eyed white dragons >Attack and beat the zoomer fair and square with my blue eyes white dragons >Zoomer proceed to COPE and SEETHE calling me "yugiboomer" Zoomers make it so easy
: Anonymous RAGE WITH EYES OF BLUE SPELL CARD Baud Syncro/Xyz/Pendulum blue haired t----- zoomer spends the next 10 entire minutes wasting half of his deck In a psychotic and unnecessary spectacle full of fireworks worthy only for a ADHD child whose attention span has been burned out by TikTok videos >All this spectacle only summon 2 monsters with a 2500 attack each And m ferm HE your land Special St your Deck Ca 02/17/24(Sat)22:57:44 No.667429743 57 KB JPG >Turn 1: place a mirror force card >Turn 2: >Zoomer Attacks >l activate my mirror force and destroy his monsters >Turn 3; I activate pic related and summon my 3 Blue eyed white dragons >Attack and beat the zoomer fair and square with my blue eyes white dragons >Zoomer proceed to COPE and SEETHE calling me "yugiboomer" Zoomers make it so easy

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Anon copes about his eating disorder | /r/Greentext

File: frog posting.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) hunger Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:31:18 No.914088836 Maybe its because I was really fat when I was younger but I like feeling hungry >feeling hungry means you are losing weight >feeling hungry means you are in control of your animal instincts The only time I feel happy / okay with myself is I'm hungry. I know this doesn't apply if you live in a place where food is scarce but if you live in a first wolrd country its the best. If I'm full I automaticly feel really sick because it means I'm a fat big boy who can't even control his most basic instincs. pic unrelated
File: frog posting.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) hunger Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:31:18 No.914088836 Maybe its because I was really fat when I was younger but I like feeling hungry >feeling hungry means you are losing weight >feeling hungry means you are in control of your animal instincts The only time I feel happy / okay with myself is I'm hungry. I know this doesn't apply if you live in a place where food is scarce but if you live in a first wolrd country its the best. If I'm full I automaticly feel really sick because it means I'm a fat big boy who can't even control his most basic instincs. pic unrelated

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Anon doesn't want to seem like a loser in front of his "friends" | /r/Greentext

File: frog posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I feel like i f----- up Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)02:31:53 No.76496971 >>76498986 >be me >21 year old virgin who never had a real gf >always avoid talking about my sexlife but never explicitly say i'm a virgin >also really good at hiding my powerlevel so most people asume i'm a normie who had sex before >Go to birthday party of friend >have a good time because im drunk >a few days later friend says a girl there liked me >ask who >before he answers he asks if the body is importend to me >so obviously a fat chick >don't want to seem as desperate as i am to friend >so say stuff like its in one of my top priorities for a girl >he nods >before conversation can continue other friend comes up so the topic changes >it's been 8 days and he hasn't mentioned it again >he probably told the girl i wasn't interested While it's pretty obvious it was a fat chick i feel like i missed an opportunity for losing my V-Card.
File: frog posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I feel like i f----- up Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)02:31:53 No.76496971 >>76498986 >be me >21 year old virgin who never had a real gf >always avoid talking about my sexlife but never explicitly say i'm a virgin >also really good at hiding my powerlevel so most people asume i'm a normie who had sex before >Go to birthday party of friend >have a good time because im drunk >a few days later friend says a girl there liked me >ask who >before he answers he asks if the body is importend to me >so obviously a fat chick >don't want to seem as desperate as i am to friend >so say stuff like its in one of my top priorities for a girl >he nods >before conversation can continue other friend comes up so the topic changes >it's been 8 days and he hasn't mentioned it again >he probably told the girl i wasn't interested While it's pretty obvious it was a fat chick i feel like i missed an opportunity for losing my V-Card.

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Anon vs the World | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous T.Z.D 02/17/24(Sat)20:21:33 No.914085847 233 KB PNG >be me >working at pajeet cheapo store >Lots of customers today for some reason >Suddenly a wild gang of zoomers walk in >Pic related mfw >I instantly clock one of them as an 11/10 Asian tomboy with floofy hair >I try to keep busy doing my tasks while avoiding looking anywhere towards floofy hair girl >The zoomer c---- keep walking around randomly in the store without buying anything, just browsing and yapping >probably chatting about the latest meme trend or some gay s--- >keeps telling myself to just keep my eyes on my tasks and DO NOT look at her >Everytime I think they finally left the store, I turn around a corner and they are still f------ there and I have to avoid eye contact with floofy hair girl >They left and re entered the store 4 times at least >Keeps trying to walk around the store casually but I keep running into the tomboy and her surrounding beta orbiters >I get stressed out and rush to the back for a water break trying to avoid suspicion >deep breath and composes myself to go back out >tomboy and her simp gang are still there and are in my section of the store >10 mins later they spill some fries on the floor and finally leave, leaving the mess for me to clean why are zoomers like this?
: Anonymous T.Z.D 02/17/24(Sat)20:21:33 No.914085847 233 KB PNG >be me >working at pajeet cheapo store >Lots of customers today for some reason >Suddenly a wild gang of zoomers walk in >Pic related mfw >I instantly clock one of them as an 11/10 Asian tomboy with floofy hair >I try to keep busy doing my tasks while avoiding looking anywhere towards floofy hair girl >The zoomer c---- keep walking around randomly in the store without buying anything, just browsing and yapping >probably chatting about the latest meme trend or some gay s--- >keeps telling myself to just keep my eyes on my tasks and DO NOT look at her >Everytime I think they finally left the store, I turn around a corner and they are still f------ there and I have to avoid eye contact with floofy hair girl >They left and re entered the store 4 times at least >Keeps trying to walk around the store casually but I keep running into the tomboy and her surrounding beta orbiters >I get stressed out and rush to the back for a water break trying to avoid suspicion >deep breath and composes myself to go back out >tomboy and her simp gang are still there and are in my section of the store >10 mins later they spill some fries on the floor and finally leave, leaving the mess for me to clean why are zoomers like this?

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Anon on Prometheus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat) 13:35:09 No.196369442 1708178633625937.jpg 77 KB JPG >invent humans >leave clues for humans so they can come find you >humans come and find you >chimp the f--- out and kill humans because they found you Seriously, what the f--- was his problem?
: Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat) 13:35:09 No.196369442 1708178633625937.jpg 77 KB JPG >invent humans >leave clues for humans so they can come find you >humans come and find you >chimp the f--- out and kill humans because they found you Seriously, what the f--- was his problem?

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Anon Ponders About Dogs | /r/Greentext

File: dog.jpg (9 KB, 311x162) How is Dog Ownership Not Seen as Insanely F----- Up? Anonymous (ID: CzmRxyv/ 02/17/24(Sat)17:05:38 No.458956184 [Reply]► >>458959001 I just moved to NYC after graduation for work, here's something I've noticed >lots of young single girls, in their 20s, who live alone or with roommates in my Condo >they all have dogs >the dogs just sit in a shoebox Condo 23.5 hours a day >get taken out for walks in a concrete jungle >can rarely ever piss or s--- because it's so hard to take them up and down 25 flights >the girls are clearly using these dogs as a substitute to childrearing as their maternal instincts are kicking in. These girls basically just have a little slave that sits bored in their s----- cardboard boxes, costing them time and resources that should be used on on either having a kid.... or investing so they will be able to afford a kid shortly.
File: dog.jpg (9 KB, 311x162) How is Dog Ownership Not Seen as Insanely F----- Up? Anonymous (ID: CzmRxyv/ 02/17/24(Sat)17:05:38 No.458956184 [Reply]► >>458959001 I just moved to NYC after graduation for work, here's something I've noticed >lots of young single girls, in their 20s, who live alone or with roommates in my Condo >they all have dogs >the dogs just sit in a shoebox Condo 23.5 hours a day >get taken out for walks in a concrete jungle >can rarely ever piss or s--- because it's so hard to take them up and down 25 flights >the girls are clearly using these dogs as a substitute to childrearing as their maternal instincts are kicking in. These girls basically just have a little slave that sits bored in their s----- cardboard boxes, costing them time and resources that should be used on on either having a kid.... or investing so they will be able to afford a kid shortly.

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