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When Zuckerberg sends you to facebook jail but then you see the Senate send Zuckerberg to real jail
When Zuckerberg sends you to facebook jail but then you see the Senate send Zuckerberg to real jail

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Slobodan Praljak

When you Saw this
When you Saw this

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Joe Biden

FACEBOOK CEO MARK ZUCKERBERG ANSWERS OUESTIONS ABOUT
FACEBOOK CEO MARK ZUCKERBERG ANSWERS OUESTIONS ABOUT

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Session expired

"Mr. Zuckerberg, you can't keep answering every question with the phrase '30 day ban." "Session Expired." mematic.net
"Mr. Zuckerberg, you can't keep answering every question with the phrase '30 day ban." "Session Expired." mematic.net

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His smile and Optimism gone

His smile and optimism: gone.
His smile and optimism: gone.

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The Seat


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Reptilian

Timothy Porter 19 mins Zuck: Observe, Senators, as I survive the ingestion of H20. *feigns sipping water* Do you know why, Mr. Feinstein?... Because I am definitely human Ted Cruz: Mr. Zuckerberg, I simply asked why Facebook has only banned conservative pages Zuck: What are you trying to say? If I were a Reptilian, would I be here before you, in this skin? Would I lower myself to answer the inquiries of human filth? Ted Cruz: No one is even questioning your humanity, Mr. Zuckerberg. Zuck: Exactly, Earth Senator Cruz. Because only a fool would question my species. Ted Cruz: Now can you tell me why Facebook is suppressing conservative opinions? Zuck: We are not that different, you and . Just two ordinary humans, who want nothing more than H20, the delicious proteins of species with inferior intelligence and complete domination
Timothy Porter 19 mins Zuck: Observe, Senators, as I survive the ingestion of H20. *feigns sipping water* Do you know why, Mr. Feinstein?... Because I am definitely human Ted Cruz: Mr. Zuckerberg, I simply asked why Facebook has only banned conservative pages Zuck: What are you trying to say? If I were a Reptilian, would I be here before you, in this skin? Would I lower myself to answer the inquiries of human filth? Ted Cruz: No one is even questioning your humanity, Mr. Zuckerberg. Zuck: Exactly, Earth Senator Cruz. Because only a fool would question my species. Ted Cruz: Now can you tell me why Facebook is suppressing conservative opinions? Zuck: We are not that different, you and . Just two ordinary humans, who want nothing more than H20, the delicious proteins of species with inferior intelligence and complete domination

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Quote

"This is actually a concern that I have and that I try to root out in the company is making sure that we don't have any bias in the work that we do." -Mark Zuckerberg
"This is actually a concern that I have and that I try to root out in the company is making sure that we don't have any bias in the work that we do." -Mark Zuckerberg

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Charging Device

CLAIM: Nazis claim Mark Zuckerberg had a booster seat when testifying before congress FACT CHECK: Mark Zuckerberg actually sat on an android charging device to prevent battery loss during the long testimony
CLAIM: Nazis claim Mark Zuckerberg had a booster seat when testifying before congress FACT CHECK: Mark Zuckerberg actually sat on an android charging device to prevent battery loss during the long testimony

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Lubricating my inner organs

Excuse me fellow humans while l lubricate my internal organs
Excuse me fellow humans while l lubricate my internal organs

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Daughter's Birthday

LIVE didn't do anything come on man, please believe me it's your daughters birthday for gods sake how did you know that
LIVE didn't do anything come on man, please believe me it's your daughters birthday for gods sake how did you know that

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Precious resources

Ted Cruz: Why did you ban the facebook page of conservative personalities Diamond & Silk? Zuckerberg: Rest assured, I will thoroughly investigate this matter. Diamond and silK are precious resources in any galaxy, l understand your human concerns.
Ted Cruz: Why did you ban the facebook page of conservative personalities Diamond & Silk? Zuckerberg: Rest assured, I will thoroughly investigate this matter. Diamond and silK are precious resources in any galaxy, l understand your human concerns.

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Animorphs

TM Some people never change Some do The Invasion K. A. Applegate SCHOLASTIC
TM Some people never change Some do The Invasion K. A. Applegate SCHOLASTIC

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The Zuccening

He knows your family your friends your interests your email your phone number your passwords your tastes your fears your weaknesses where you work where you live where you hide Everything THE ZUCCENING ELEN BURSTYN MAX VON SYOON LE.JB KITY WIJACK MANGWRAN JASNLS INDA BLARS www.theexwoecist.net New Digitally Restored Sound
He knows your family your friends your interests your email your phone number your passwords your tastes your fears your weaknesses where you work where you live where you hide Everything THE ZUCCENING ELEN BURSTYN MAX VON SYOON LE.JB KITY WIJACK MANGWRAN JASNLS INDA BLARS www.theexwoecist.net New Digitally Restored Sound

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Horror movie poster

Published Author @MoistCr1 TİK.. . 46m "You can't duck The Zucc" Looks like a f------ horror movie poster 91 1,819 7,003
Published Author @MoistCr1 TİK.. . 46m "You can't duck The Zucc" Looks like a f------ horror movie poster 91 1,819 7,003

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Is it normal for a hive mind to blink in unison

Rusty Cage @Rusty_Cage Following Is it normal for a hive mind to blink in unison?
Rusty Cage @Rusty_Cage Following Is it normal for a hive mind to blink in unison?

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Yummy Yummy

Yummy Yummy, Thank you human supreme Court for this lovely meal
Yummy Yummy, Thank you human supreme Court for this lovely meal

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me / me / me / me / my cat yawning

me me me meyei me me me me me me me me et me me me meme me me my cat yawning me me me me me me
me me me meyei me me me me me me me me et me me me meme me me my cat yawning me me me me me me

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"They're probably watching me"

"They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person l am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, he wouldn't even harm a fly..." CAPITOL HILL FACEBOOK HEARINGS LIVE OCBSN FACEBOOK CEO TO BE GRILLED OVER PRIVACY SCANDAL
"They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person l am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, he wouldn't even harm a fly..." CAPITOL HILL FACEBOOK HEARINGS LIVE OCBSN FACEBOOK CEO TO BE GRILLED OVER PRIVACY SCANDAL

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Why won't my grandson accept my friend request

WHY WON'T MY GRANDSON ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST? CAPITOL HILL 3:01 PM OZUCKERBERG: WE WILL BAN THOSE WHO MISUSED DATA FOX NEWS BREAKING NEWS ghannel
WHY WON'T MY GRANDSON ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST? CAPITOL HILL 3:01 PM OZUCKERBERG: WE WILL BAN THOSE WHO MISUSED DATA FOX NEWS BREAKING NEWS ghannel

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