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We need more clowns

11 0004 THERE IS A NATIONAL CLOWN SHORTAGE
11 0004 THERE IS A NATIONAL CLOWN SHORTAGE

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when i come out of my room

when i come out of my room A Bag Of Trash Started Moving. What Was Inside Changed This Family Forever. DIPLY.COM Source: sidechica
when i come out of my room A Bag Of Trash Started Moving. What Was Inside Changed This Family Forever. DIPLY.COM Source: sidechica

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Public sex

FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys
FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys

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Burglar with a sense of humor

7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen
7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen

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Meat Man

Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho
Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho

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No Work Tomorrow, Except for Dale

Businesses CLOSINGS & DELAYS 圖Metal Works on intoorna100 0078 FOX Closed Tomorrow: Dale to work normal hours
Businesses CLOSINGS & DELAYS 圖Metal Works on intoorna100 0078 FOX Closed Tomorrow: Dale to work normal hours

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Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels

Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels godpenis SOURCE??????
Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels godpenis SOURCE??????

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Ouch

Ouch! TV reporter tests stab-proof material, gets stabbed
Ouch! TV reporter tests stab-proof material, gets stabbed

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Peppa Pig Destroyed Our Marriage

PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE
PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE

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Um, okay.

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News
Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News

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Hard Workers hung out to dry

8LACKBERRY; Hapestr the company hing, on new smartphone model 6,000 RIM jobs on the line lackBerry Be Bold bla, erry.com/mobilefusion
8LACKBERRY; Hapestr the company hing, on new smartphone model 6,000 RIM jobs on the line lackBerry Be Bold bla, erry.com/mobilefusion

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Lizard Man

A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15
A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15

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I didn't know snow melts to water!

NGERING IMPA WINTER STOR RECORO COUD MOVING Qu DN PLANE MEMPHIS MELT 8:42a EAER SNOW TO TURN TO WATER AS SUN COMES OUT CENTER 0:21 midweek for Gulf Coast, South Severe weather not expected with Aport Delays SOGGY Northbound 22min oday Co he WASHINGTON Weather leff Davis Hwy 1-495 & 1-95 C TRAFFIC
NGERING IMPA WINTER STOR RECORO COUD MOVING Qu DN PLANE MEMPHIS MELT 8:42a EAER SNOW TO TURN TO WATER AS SUN COMES OUT CENTER 0:21 midweek for Gulf Coast, South Severe weather not expected with Aport Delays SOGGY Northbound 22min oday Co he WASHINGTON Weather leff Davis Hwy 1-495 & 1-95 C TRAFFIC

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submarines go underwater, apparently

The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. BAO UELI inua via The Associated Press fie navy 1- ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines li re to th d to nual th di U n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." has at least three nuclear- powered United States and Russia. Its submarine program is tracking their submarines in the open ocean. submarines ca- he The South China Sea pable of launching ballis- a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y push. So the Soviets created te tic missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forti- ed ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their subs to d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ti land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or One was in the White Sea of northwest Russia and the other was in the Sea of a In an April media brief- important shipping lanes. China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 f S ing in Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. gn is watching China's JL2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, the said Cole.
The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. BAO UELI inua via The Associated Press fie navy 1- ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines li re to th d to nual th di U n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." has at least three nuclear- powered United States and Russia. Its submarine program is tracking their submarines in the open ocean. submarines ca- he The South China Sea pable of launching ballis- a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y push. So the Soviets created te tic missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forti- ed ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their subs to d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ti land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or One was in the White Sea of northwest Russia and the other was in the Sea of a In an April media brief- important shipping lanes. China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 f S ing in Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. gn is watching China's JL2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, the said Cole.

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R-R-ROBOCOCK

Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes
Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes

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Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword

globalnews.ca WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword corner store with a sword Friday - only to find the clerk had a sword of his own By Elton Hobson slow-riot 2015 is incredible
globalnews.ca WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword corner store with a sword Friday - only to find the clerk had a sword of his own By Elton Hobson slow-riot 2015 is incredible

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Not mlp, but still. WTF!?

al mart Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmar By Jeffrey Rindskopf A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store's comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot. The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms: At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden
al mart Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmar By Jeffrey Rindskopf A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store's comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot. The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms: At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden

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Cannibal Satan Worshippers

raggedy-spaceman latecatelyn Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times ne whimsicdoctor13 emmalvyrose boobrien causticoambler maceoffornm hellingly that sounds exhausting im sorry they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone al on its own? do you think any of them lost count? "476, 477, 479… wait s---. steve, i thinki f----- up. do i start over? what the hel is wrong with this website Theresnothing wrong with me Instead of doing all that work, couldnt they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each sx times? That would be much easier. Tumbir, where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing t
raggedy-spaceman latecatelyn Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times ne whimsicdoctor13 emmalvyrose boobrien causticoambler maceoffornm hellingly that sounds exhausting im sorry they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone al on its own? do you think any of them lost count? "476, 477, 479… wait s---. steve, i thinki f----- up. do i start over? what the hel is wrong with this website Theresnothing wrong with me Instead of doing all that work, couldnt they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each sx times? That would be much easier. Tumbir, where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing t

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WTF?

Escort Named "Throatzilla" Alleges Cowboys Rookie La'el Collins Didn't Pay Her for "Eating His A * BY CHRIS YUSCAVAGE O 12 HOURS AGO
Escort Named "Throatzilla" Alleges Cowboys Rookie La'el Collins Didn't Pay Her for "Eating His A * BY CHRIS YUSCAVAGE O 12 HOURS AGO

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GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful man in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days
GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful man in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days

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