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If you wouldn't you are a huge faget \u2610 Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)16:06:23 No.206454463 >>206458408 >Remus f-----, married, and impregnated his own student how did he get away with it? further, does this mean snape/hermione has the blessing of JKR? Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri)16:39:05 No.206455458 >>206457153 >>206441026 (OP) She wanted to grow a gigantic wooly bush for her Game of Thrones character so she's based in my book. 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