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> be me > 23, NEET, gymcel > f----- that wasted most of his life doing s--- like gaming and coding > no reallife friends > get online friends over the years > meet up in reallife > everyone respects me since I'm buff 27 KB JPG > take drugs and get f------ drunk > drugs make me f------ confident and s--- > not that good looking but drugs like molly make bitches go crazy > get noticed by couple of thotties > make out for the first time in 4 years > she asks for socials > "sorry I got no social media" > "no insta?" > "nope" > "no snapchat, twitter?" > she reminds me that I got a far-right meme page on twitter > "nope no twitter" > "well damn anon, can I get your number" > "sure" > exchange numbers > "Don't you have a pfp on WhatsApp" > tell her I use telegram > she suddenly left > never seen her since Bros.. why can't I win for once? : Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)13:06:36 No.26395131 >>26395130 (OP) # thats a nice t--
> be me > 23, NEET, gymcel > f----- that wasted most of his life doing s--- like gaming and coding > no reallife friends > get online friends over the years > meet up in reallife > everyone respects me since I'm buff 27 KB JPG > take drugs and get f------ drunk > drugs make me f------ confident and s--- > not that good looking but drugs like molly make bitches go crazy > get noticed by couple of thotties > make out for the first time in 4 years > she asks for socials > "sorry I got no social media" > "no insta?" > "nope" > "no snapchat, twitter?" > she reminds me that I got a far-right meme page on twitter > "nope no twitter" > "well damn anon, can I get your number" > "sure" > exchange numbers > "Don't you have a pfp on WhatsApp" > tell her I use telegram > she suddenly left > never seen her since Bros.. why can't I win for once? : Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)13:06:36 No.26395131 >>26395130 (OP) # thats a nice t--

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Anon no like wamyn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)15:03:21 No.877954830 Spain to become first Westerm country offering 'menstrual leave' to women GOBIERNO DE ESPAÑA MINISTERIO DE IGUALDAD 685CB151-9CEE-41DA-8039-24F7F2309AD3.jpg 105 KB JPG >women >less productive than men >more coddled than men >get more opportunities >freely hate on men >work less hours >"equal pay for equal work" >"why don't we have 50% CEOS"
: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)15:03:21 No.877954830 Spain to become first Westerm country offering 'menstrual leave' to women GOBIERNO DE ESPAÑA MINISTERIO DE IGUALDAD 685CB151-9CEE-41DA-8039-24F7F2309AD3.jpg 105 KB JPG >women >less productive than men >more coddled than men >get more opportunities >freely hate on men >work less hours >"equal pay for equal work" >"why don't we have 50% CEOS"

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Anon has a good mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)22:29:45 No.773601407 >Mom comes home from work stressed out as usual , dad home drunk >Sees me depressed and unmotivated to do anything > takes me and my sister out to eat >let me order anything from the menu , as the good boy I am I order tendies with 46 KB PNG hunny mussy >we leave and go visit my uncle and my newborn cousin >on our ride back home we listen to Southern Nights , a song I love >mfw I realized she did this all for me to cheer up >came home and didn't want to cry and say "i love you" cause l'm a wuss > grow a pair of balls and go say "I love you and thanks for taking me out "sobbing all over her shoulder >still crying while writing this > although you'll never see this > Thank you mom , I love you with all my heart
: Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)22:29:45 No.773601407 >Mom comes home from work stressed out as usual , dad home drunk >Sees me depressed and unmotivated to do anything > takes me and my sister out to eat >let me order anything from the menu , as the good boy I am I order tendies with 46 KB PNG hunny mussy >we leave and go visit my uncle and my newborn cousin >on our ride back home we listen to Southern Nights , a song I love >mfw I realized she did this all for me to cheer up >came home and didn't want to cry and say "i love you" cause l'm a wuss > grow a pair of balls and go say "I love you and thanks for taking me out "sobbing all over her shoulder >still crying while writing this > although you'll never see this > Thank you mom , I love you with all my heart

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Anon got a fancy job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)22:02:29 No.68586606 >get job >pays decent >built a cool gaming PC >Buy every game or console I want to play >bought some new sneakers and 179 KB JPG clothes What now? I have a bunch of money just sitting in my bank account. What amI supposed to do with it
: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)22:02:29 No.68586606 >get job >pays decent >built a cool gaming PC >Buy every game or console I want to play >bought some new sneakers and 179 KB JPG clothes What now? I have a bunch of money just sitting in my bank account. What amI supposed to do with it

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Anon is a hacker | /r/Greentext

1 Lhu50KIG # 124029364 2 04.05 08:21:02 JPEG 700x762 151 KB Is using an exploit in a video game to crash servers illegal in America? Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in- game mechanics? I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server. It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do. Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the game" would it hold up in court? 6 M* BAC927FZ #124030682 04.05 08:36:59 >>124029364 OP >Knock on door >"GO AWAY IM BUSY" >Door opens, anon's parents take a timid step into the room. >Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace >'Anon, what.. What are you doing?" >Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y- fronts. >'I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh**shart* I'm basically a hacker, you know." >A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature wipes the crumbs on its pallid body. >'0-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it." >The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing over the door. >A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor.
1 Lhu50KIG # 124029364 2 04.05 08:21:02 JPEG 700x762 151 KB Is using an exploit in a video game to crash servers illegal in America? Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in- game mechanics? I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server. It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do. Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the game" would it hold up in court? 6 M* BAC927FZ #124030682 04.05 08:36:59 >>124029364 OP >Knock on door >"GO AWAY IM BUSY" >Door opens, anon's parents take a timid step into the room. >Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace >'Anon, what.. What are you doing?" >Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y- fronts. >'I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh**shart* I'm basically a hacker, you know." >A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature wipes the crumbs on its pallid body. >'0-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it." >The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing over the door. >A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor.

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Anon becomes chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/20(Sun)15:16:33 No.58311443 >tfw cheated on my fembot e-gf with another fembot Am I chad now? 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/24/20(Sun)15:47:48 No.58311765 >>58311443 (OP) # you are an e-chad
: Anonymous 05/24/20(Sun)15:16:33 No.58311443 >tfw cheated on my fembot e-gf with another fembot Am I chad now? 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/24/20(Sun)15:47:48 No.58311765 >>58311443 (OP) # you are an e-chad

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Normie depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon meets a nice man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)00:41:07 No.872024174 >when I was 9 I went to Vegas >we were at a hotel I can't remember which one and getting on an elevator >l hear a burley voice ask to hold the door 14 KB JPG >my parents look like they've just seen a ghost >I look up >John f------ Goodman is standing there in a nice suit fairly tipsy >my parents are in awe same as me >I said "you're the guy from the Flintstones!" >he yells " oh boy are you right! yabadabadoo!" asks my dad to hold his cigar and picks me up >points down at my shirt and says "whats that?" and then flicks my nose >l was laughing and he chuckled and said "good kid you got here" >he put me down reaches in his pocket, pulls out a money clip and gave my parents a couple hundred dollars each and a cigar and said "you guys enjoy your trip huh?" >we walk out of the elevator and look back and he points a finger gun at me and clicks his tongue, waves goodbye to my parents >totally awesome dude 10/10 celebrity >I will never not be a fan
: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)00:41:07 No.872024174 >when I was 9 I went to Vegas >we were at a hotel I can't remember which one and getting on an elevator >l hear a burley voice ask to hold the door 14 KB JPG >my parents look like they've just seen a ghost >I look up >John f------ Goodman is standing there in a nice suit fairly tipsy >my parents are in awe same as me >I said "you're the guy from the Flintstones!" >he yells " oh boy are you right! yabadabadoo!" asks my dad to hold his cigar and picks me up >points down at my shirt and says "whats that?" and then flicks my nose >l was laughing and he chuckled and said "good kid you got here" >he put me down reaches in his pocket, pulls out a money clip and gave my parents a couple hundred dollars each and a cigar and said "you guys enjoy your trip huh?" >we walk out of the elevator and look back and he points a finger gun at me and clicks his tongue, waves goodbye to my parents >totally awesome dude 10/10 celebrity >I will never not be a fan

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white knight | /r/Greentext

D Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)06:43 48 UTC+1 No.530185563 Repiles 2530 105704 22510106017 22530186037 22520186110 2250188AD4 2530187452 22530107450 22510192343 22530212423 22530212797 File 1391233428937.jpa (552 KB, 1200x1600, 2013-04-12-IMG jpg) What annoys me is I dress way better than most of these f------ running around out there but these douche bags still get the women. Took this awhile back of some goober in lame ass shorts and high school kinda s--- with this ot 3.14 I uess you got to be an a------ to get women these days. BULLS
D Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)06:43 48 UTC+1 No.530185563 Repiles 2530 105704 22510106017 22530186037 22520186110 2250188AD4 2530187452 22530107450 22510192343 22530212423 22530212797 File 1391233428937.jpa (552 KB, 1200x1600, 2013-04-12-IMG jpg) What annoys me is I dress way better than most of these f------ running around out there but these douche bags still get the women. Took this awhile back of some goober in lame ass shorts and high school kinda s--- with this ot 3.14 I uess you got to be an a------ to get women these days. BULLS

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Anon on windmill ideology | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/21(Mon)18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/08/21(Mon)18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous fake it till you make it 05/11/22(Wed)20:52:21 No.68586495 >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory >only the HR person at interview, other 37 KB JPG person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >l just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told l'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job
: Anonymous fake it till you make it 05/11/22(Wed)20:52:21 No.68586495 >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory >only the HR person at interview, other 37 KB JPG person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >l just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told l'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job

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anon gets banned on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)12:52:25 No.877932278 >be me ( >Average reddit user >gets banned from reddit for some "offensive comments" >start coming to 4chan ironically to laugh at all the tards and f------. >always thought i was above 4chan >fast forward a week 229 KB JPG >start unironically browsing through /b/ dailing. >start posting as well >MFW i am now using 4chan multiple times a day. >w-- happened >how do i get out.
: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)12:52:25 No.877932278 >be me ( >Average reddit user >gets banned from reddit for some "offensive comments" >start coming to 4chan ironically to laugh at all the tards and f------. >always thought i was above 4chan >fast forward a week 229 KB JPG >start unironically browsing through /b/ dailing. >start posting as well >MFW i am now using 4chan multiple times a day. >w-- happened >how do i get out.

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Anon sits next to an Asian dude | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)12:23:48 No.64448454 >walk into first day of class >sit down next to some Chinese dude >sits there typing away on messenger on his laptop or whatever, typing in Chinese >suddenly turns and asks me and the other guys at the table what we think of our country's "aggressive" stance on the Chinese 25 KB JPG government, in stilted broken English >"haha I don't know I haven't really been paying attention haha" >nods >goes back to typing in Chinese >spends the whole class typing and not paying attention or contributing >doesn't show up to any future lessons Gee golly, I wonder what he could have been up to.
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)12:23:48 No.64448454 >walk into first day of class >sit down next to some Chinese dude >sits there typing away on messenger on his laptop or whatever, typing in Chinese >suddenly turns and asks me and the other guys at the table what we think of our country's "aggressive" stance on the Chinese 25 KB JPG government, in stilted broken English >"haha I don't know I haven't really been paying attention haha" >nods >goes back to typing in Chinese >spends the whole class typing and not paying attention or contributing >doesn't show up to any future lessons Gee golly, I wonder what he could have been up to.

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Anon is uncut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)07:49:53 No.877934108 >be me >be 4 >be uncircumcised >just found out that I can open my d--- by pulling back my foreskin >fascinated with it 70 KB JPG >randomly start pulling it out and opening it, but not in front of parents >ffw a week >great grandmother comes by >she and I are watching TV >whip out d--- and open it >she looks at me doing it >tells me without any anger or disgust that cockroaches can smell my opened d--- and might bite it >I get scared and put it back in my pants >I was already scared of cockroaches, but now im 10x more scared >ffw to now >never open d--- without a reason unless I want to masturbate >still don't know if cockroaches bite penises or not >Point is that great grandmom taught me a good lesson >Thank you great grandma jpg Remember anons, never whip out an uncircumcised d--- 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)08:10:22 No.877934770 >>877934108 (OP) # So my circumcised d--- is perfectly okay to whip out infront of grandma... got it.
: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)07:49:53 No.877934108 >be me >be 4 >be uncircumcised >just found out that I can open my d--- by pulling back my foreskin >fascinated with it 70 KB JPG >randomly start pulling it out and opening it, but not in front of parents >ffw a week >great grandmother comes by >she and I are watching TV >whip out d--- and open it >she looks at me doing it >tells me without any anger or disgust that cockroaches can smell my opened d--- and might bite it >I get scared and put it back in my pants >I was already scared of cockroaches, but now im 10x more scared >ffw to now >never open d--- without a reason unless I want to masturbate >still don't know if cockroaches bite penises or not >Point is that great grandmom taught me a good lesson >Thank you great grandma jpg Remember anons, never whip out an uncircumcised d--- 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)08:10:22 No.877934770 >>877934108 (OP) # So my circumcised d--- is perfectly okay to whip out infront of grandma... got it.

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Anon gets high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >l run to his room >l knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >l run to his room >l knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"

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anon has found peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)02:12:31 No.868008307 >be me >wake up >not obsessed with nfts >not transphobic >not a nazi >not a tankie >not obsessed with male hierarchy 136 KB JPG >don't have twitter >don't worship some mediocre pop star >don't watch annoying s-------- on youtube >life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it's that easy.
: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)02:12:31 No.868008307 >be me >wake up >not obsessed with nfts >not transphobic >not a nazi >not a tankie >not obsessed with male hierarchy 136 KB JPG >don't have twitter >don't worship some mediocre pop star >don't watch annoying s-------- on youtube >life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it's that easy.

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Anon baits a trap | /r/Greentext

File: E0OFZMLVCAMV3NY.jpg_large.jpg (396 KB, 1857x2048) O Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)10:47:51 No.68575852 [Reply] >>68575875 >>68575912 >>68575978 >>68576024 >>68576146 >>68576291 >>68576338 >>68576376 >>68576629 >>68576729 >>68576754 >>68576765 >>68576949 >>68577013 >>68577577 >>68579368 >>68579388 >>68579393 >>68579528 >>68579672 >>68579761 >>68580008 >>68580170 >>68580218 Femanons why not just date ugly austistic incels who would never break your heart like chad? You could mould him into whatever you want. He'd worship the groumd you walk on. Even chad dates ugly women for that reason Showing all replies. O Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)10:50:05 No.68575875 >>68575916 >>68575852 (OP) >ugly austistic incels BEHOLD! Your answer!
File: E0OFZMLVCAMV3NY.jpg_large.jpg (396 KB, 1857x2048) O Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)10:47:51 No.68575852 [Reply] >>68575875 >>68575912 >>68575978 >>68576024 >>68576146 >>68576291 >>68576338 >>68576376 >>68576629 >>68576729 >>68576754 >>68576765 >>68576949 >>68577013 >>68577577 >>68579368 >>68579388 >>68579393 >>68579528 >>68579672 >>68579761 >>68580008 >>68580170 >>68580218 Femanons why not just date ugly austistic incels who would never break your heart like chad? You could mould him into whatever you want. He'd worship the groumd you walk on. Even chad dates ugly women for that reason Showing all replies. O Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)10:50:05 No.68575875 >>68575916 >>68575852 (OP) >ugly austistic incels BEHOLD! Your answer!

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Based pedo hunter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Jpy0pvu8 Unfathomably Based Thread 06/19/21(Sat)02:09:23 No.326552993 >trusted local man kidnaps his son >takes boy to motel and rapes him >the r----- gets caught by the cops >father goes to the local bars and find out when the r----- will be brought back to town 1.05 MB GIF >local guy who worked for media lets him know the time and place >arrives at the airport and waits for cops to arrive with r----- >live TV crews also at the scene >cops and r----- walking through airport >pulls out a pistol and shoots his son's r----- straight through the head, killing him with a single shot >father literally assassinates his son's r----- on live television (pic related) >gets arrested >local community unanimously decides he's not guilty of any crime and is a hero >goes to court >judge doesn't convict him, only gets 300 hours community service >carries on and lives his life as normal, and is forever regarded as a hero His name was Gary Plauché. Say his name /pol/.
: Anonymous (ID: Jpy0pvu8 Unfathomably Based Thread 06/19/21(Sat)02:09:23 No.326552993 >trusted local man kidnaps his son >takes boy to motel and rapes him >the r----- gets caught by the cops >father goes to the local bars and find out when the r----- will be brought back to town 1.05 MB GIF >local guy who worked for media lets him know the time and place >arrives at the airport and waits for cops to arrive with r----- >live TV crews also at the scene >cops and r----- walking through airport >pulls out a pistol and shoots his son's r----- straight through the head, killing him with a single shot >father literally assassinates his son's r----- on live television (pic related) >gets arrested >local community unanimously decides he's not guilty of any crime and is a hero >goes to court >judge doesn't convict him, only gets 300 hours community service >carries on and lives his life as normal, and is forever regarded as a hero His name was Gary Plauché. Say his name /pol/.

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Anon is gifted with darkness. | /r/Greentext

File: pepefroggie.jpg (41 KB, 538x438) O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)22:40:43 No.877894902 >be me, deranged outcast >fantasize about the most disturbing s--- like. >capturing and r----- women and children >building a dedicated secret dungeon beneath my house >having generations of incestuous children >having them f----- by dogs >don't even know why I have this thoughts since I think its really horrible, and I could never do such a thing to anyone- it would just break my heart. Legit boners tho. >tell my best friend once >he instantly discards me >tells everyone at school about it >people stop interacting with me >notice that an awful lot of things go wrong >smashed in window one day >my bike demolished the other >one evening some thugs even beat me up, and I lost several teeth >life is s--- >even parents got to hear about it, ask me lf I wanna see a psychologist due to my "urges" >w-- never had any urges >moved away when I was finally able to >now living in another state >have a wife >have a sweet angel as daughter >still have those fantasies once in a while >write them down >wife finds them >asks me what those are >tell her its just snippets for a psycho thriller >she tells me it gives her the chills, so it is good writing
File: pepefroggie.jpg (41 KB, 538x438) O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)22:40:43 No.877894902 >be me, deranged outcast >fantasize about the most disturbing s--- like. >capturing and r----- women and children >building a dedicated secret dungeon beneath my house >having generations of incestuous children >having them f----- by dogs >don't even know why I have this thoughts since I think its really horrible, and I could never do such a thing to anyone- it would just break my heart. Legit boners tho. >tell my best friend once >he instantly discards me >tells everyone at school about it >people stop interacting with me >notice that an awful lot of things go wrong >smashed in window one day >my bike demolished the other >one evening some thugs even beat me up, and I lost several teeth >life is s--- >even parents got to hear about it, ask me lf I wanna see a psychologist due to my "urges" >w-- never had any urges >moved away when I was finally able to >now living in another state >have a wife >have a sweet angel as daughter >still have those fantasies once in a while >write them down >wife finds them >asks me what those are >tell her its just snippets for a psycho thriller >she tells me it gives her the chills, so it is good writing

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