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Anon Acts Towards his Dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)15:01:30 No.66508857 >Be me >Alone at mall buying s--- >See adorable redhead girl sitting down on a bench by herself >Go up to her >"Hey excuse me miss are you pregnant?" 45 KB JPG >"Umm no." >"| can fix that" | say in my ladies man voice. >She gets all awkward in a cute way and laughs >We keep talking >Take her back to my place and f--- >She c--- twice >l c-- twice >Amazing sex >She moans louder than any woman l've been with >Wake up >l came in my sleep >Bed is dirty with my c-- >l realize l'm still a skinny fat loser >After I put my bed sheets in the washer and take a shower I start doing push ups and s--- because I ain't gonna just let this dream be a dream Wish me luck bros.
: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)15:01:30 No.66508857 >Be me >Alone at mall buying s--- >See adorable redhead girl sitting down on a bench by herself >Go up to her >"Hey excuse me miss are you pregnant?" 45 KB JPG >"Umm no." >"| can fix that" | say in my ladies man voice. >She gets all awkward in a cute way and laughs >We keep talking >Take her back to my place and f--- >She c--- twice >l c-- twice >Amazing sex >She moans louder than any woman l've been with >Wake up >l came in my sleep >Bed is dirty with my c-- >l realize l'm still a skinny fat loser >After I put my bed sheets in the washer and take a shower I start doing push ups and s--- because I ain't gonna just let this dream be a dream Wish me luck bros.

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: Anonymous 11/29/19(Fri)00:37:59 No.55559170 i have a 2000 word assignment due tomorrow and so far i've written one paragraph GLAD YOU COULD JOIN ME, MR. BOND 57 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 11/29/19(Fri)00:40:40 No.55559204 why don't they let you use 2019 word
: Anonymous 11/29/19(Fri)00:37:59 No.55559170 i have a 2000 word assignment due tomorrow and so far i've written one paragraph GLAD YOU COULD JOIN ME, MR. BOND 57 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 11/29/19(Fri)00:40:40 No.55559204 why don't they let you use 2019 word

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anon searches a trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Anon lays it out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: KLJMCmBt) 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638 Forbes @Forbes · Dec 13 F #BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/JY7YJBF ** 2.3K t7 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos
: Anonymous (ID: KLJMCmBt) 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638 Forbes @Forbes · Dec 13 F #BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/JY7YJBF ** 2.3K t7 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos

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anon gets a 3d printer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous high school stories edition 04/25/22(Mon)21:51:24 No.68371519 Give me your best stories from high school. I'll go first. >be me >14 >get 3d-printer for birthday last year >start trying to sell 3d printed 4 KB JPG balisong knifes >sell around 50 to some sophomores >a couple of days later and the police is out in the hallway, talking about my knifes with the people i sold them to >got out with just a scare, nothing more >mfw the teacher tells me that what i did was really cool but i have to stop 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous high school stories edition 04/25/22(Mon)21:51:24 No.68371519 Give me your best stories from high school. I'll go first. >be me >14 >get 3d-printer for birthday last year >start trying to sell 3d printed 4 KB JPG balisong knifes >sell around 50 to some sophomores >a couple of days later and the police is out in the hallway, talking about my knifes with the people i sold them to >got out with just a scare, nothing more >mfw the teacher tells me that what i did was really cool but i have to stop 5 Replies View Thread

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anon doesnt get it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous If you're a woman, why don't y(...) 04/25/22(Mon)15:07:50 No.68366477 Amouranth has now said she makes $1.4-1.5 million a month from her fully clothed pictures on OF. If you're a woman, why are you not doing the same? At least 1/3 to 1/2 of white/Asian/Hispanic women could 120 KB JPG look like her with gym and a boob/nose job. You could make more money in a year than 99% of people make in a lifetime. Why are you not doing this yourself? I meet hot young women who are working $15/hour in reception jobs, etc. Why are they doing this s--- when they could be making millions a year? Can anyone explain?
: Anonymous If you're a woman, why don't y(...) 04/25/22(Mon)15:07:50 No.68366477 Amouranth has now said she makes $1.4-1.5 million a month from her fully clothed pictures on OF. If you're a woman, why are you not doing the same? At least 1/3 to 1/2 of white/Asian/Hispanic women could 120 KB JPG look like her with gym and a boob/nose job. You could make more money in a year than 99% of people make in a lifetime. Why are you not doing this yourself? I meet hot young women who are working $15/hour in reception jobs, etc. Why are they doing this s--- when they could be making millions a year? Can anyone explain?

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We were going to build our lives together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895# >>75702735 #
: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895# >>75702735 #

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anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT: Gym thots 08/11/20(Tue)13:43:54 No.56899074 share stories involving gym thots in this thread. 998 KB WEBM : Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)13:45:16 No.56899099 Sure, once f----- this slutty milf in the gym bathroom. The gyms name was your house and I f----- your mom, great workout >>56899144 # >>56899156 # >>56899775 # >>56900720 # >>56900894 # >>5 2711%# >>56903933 # >>56903996 # >>56905223 # >>56905227 # >>56906124 # >>56906536 # >>56908484 # >>56908840 # >>56909199 # >>56909496 # >>56909504 # >>56909611 # >>56910298 # >>56910389 # >>56910569 #
: Anonymous ITT: Gym thots 08/11/20(Tue)13:43:54 No.56899074 share stories involving gym thots in this thread. 998 KB WEBM : Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)13:45:16 No.56899099 Sure, once f----- this slutty milf in the gym bathroom. The gyms name was your house and I f----- your mom, great workout >>56899144 # >>56899156 # >>56899775 # >>56900720 # >>56900894 # >>5 2711%# >>56903933 # >>56903996 # >>56905223 # >>56905227 # >>56906124 # >>56906536 # >>56908484 # >>56908840 # >>56909199 # >>56909496 # >>56909504 # >>56909611 # >>56910298 # >>56910389 # >>56910569 #

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Anon likes to be mommies boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)10:29:37 No.874016056 >be me >going to have a drink with gf >pick her up from home >her dad says:"l'd say take care of her, but I know she's taking care of you haha" >l'm not even ashamed it's true lol 11 KB JPG >one night we bumped into my bully and he greeted me by insulting me as usual and she straight out punched his throat >instantly got a boner >she doesn't even look like a lesbian, she looks extremely feminin >f--- this is so hot
: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)10:29:37 No.874016056 >be me >going to have a drink with gf >pick her up from home >her dad says:"l'd say take care of her, but I know she's taking care of you haha" >l'm not even ashamed it's true lol 11 KB JPG >one night we bumped into my bully and he greeted me by insulting me as usual and she straight out punched his throat >instantly got a boner >she doesn't even look like a lesbian, she looks extremely feminin >f--- this is so hot

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Anon asks a smart question | /r/Greentext


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20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes
20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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Anon on Joker. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The point of the Joker 04/25/22(Mon)09:13:27 No.68367045 The film >Arthur is untalented, uneducated, unfunny, insecure, timid, weak- willed, and unsocialized >We are told effectively immediately that he is an unreliable narrator that lies to himself, hallucinates, and edits his own memories heavily. >When confronted with the undeniable truth he 115 KB JPG shows zero compassion for his own sick mother and instead murders her for being, essentially, inconvenient for his internal lies >He kills a coworker for being, effectively, a dumbass. He kills strangers on a train and we can't know if his justifications are real or his own delusions. >In the end he kills a medical professional trying to treat his illness >He is literally a paranoid schizophrenic suffering from delusions Robots >"Its about societyyyyyyyyy УУУуУуУУУ!" yyyyyyy!"
Anonymous The point of the Joker 04/25/22(Mon)09:13:27 No.68367045 The film >Arthur is untalented, uneducated, unfunny, insecure, timid, weak- willed, and unsocialized >We are told effectively immediately that he is an unreliable narrator that lies to himself, hallucinates, and edits his own memories heavily. >When confronted with the undeniable truth he 115 KB JPG shows zero compassion for his own sick mother and instead murders her for being, essentially, inconvenient for his internal lies >He kills a coworker for being, effectively, a dumbass. He kills strangers on a train and we can't know if his justifications are real or his own delusions. >In the end he kills a medical professional trying to treat his illness >He is literally a paranoid schizophrenic suffering from delusions Robots >"Its about societyyyyyyyyy УУУуУуУУУ!" yyyyyyy!"

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Anon is Bulgarian | /r/Greentext


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Here we go, the world is spinning. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous| 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #
: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous| 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #

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Anon Has a Family | /r/Greentext

Ir9k/ Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)01:27:54 No.62529164 >mfw all my coworkers at my age are married with kids >Mfw I am 30 and never even kissed a girl >Have to lie and pretend l'm a father of 3 to my coworkers >Made a photoshopped picture in a 28 KB PNG frame of me and my "family" and put in my office
Ir9k/ Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)01:27:54 No.62529164 >mfw all my coworkers at my age are married with kids >Mfw I am 30 and never even kissed a girl >Have to lie and pretend l'm a father of 3 to my coworkers >Made a photoshopped picture in a 28 KB PNG frame of me and my "family" and put in my office

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Anon gets ready | /r/Greentext

>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT 50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am
>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT 50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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