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File: Doom Slayer.png (151 KB, 236x423) Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)14:31:07 No.68227231 > >68227525 >l'm going to die a kissless virgin >I'm never going to go on a date >No woman will ever want me >l've accepted this >All I have is anger and depression >l've learnt to channel the negative emotion into resolve and drive >Like picrel Right now l'm studying to become a firefighter and doing very well in my course Is there any baseness in committing my life to this profession? If I'm going to be miserable for the rest of my life I might as well spend them helping people. Even if it destroys my body and mind could I get satisfaction from the good work I'd be doing? Is there any chance I could get something resembling happiness?
File: Doom Slayer.png (151 KB, 236x423) Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)14:31:07 No.68227231 > >68227525 >l'm going to die a kissless virgin >I'm never going to go on a date >No woman will ever want me >l've accepted this >All I have is anger and depression >l've learnt to channel the negative emotion into resolve and drive >Like picrel Right now l'm studying to become a firefighter and doing very well in my course Is there any baseness in committing my life to this profession? If I'm going to be miserable for the rest of my life I might as well spend them helping people. Even if it destroys my body and mind could I get satisfaction from the good work I'd be doing? Is there any chance I could get something resembling happiness?

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Anon commits a war crime | /r/Greentext


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Anon is an alpha male | /r/Greentext


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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my d--- >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins
>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my d--- >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins

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Tables have been turned for Anon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?
Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Anon teaches his office | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 775720450 1 min ago >be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office 704.8 kB JPG REPLY
Anonymous | 775720450 1 min ago >be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office 704.8 kB JPG REPLY

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anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:26:51 No.746469601 Thinking of buying some 12 year old scotch. Does it live up to the hype? 368 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:29:56 No.746469898 >>746469601 (OP) # let her buy her own scotch you p-------- >>746469943 # >>746470233 # >>746470276 # >>746474489 #
: Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:26:51 No.746469601 Thinking of buying some 12 year old scotch. Does it live up to the hype? 368 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:29:56 No.746469898 >>746469601 (OP) # let her buy her own scotch you p-------- >>746469943 # >>746470233 # >>746470276 # >>746474489 #

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Anon in the greatest country | /r/Greentext

>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth
>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth

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Anon receives data advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. 236 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 >>595649376 (OP) # Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #
: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. 236 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 >>595649376 (OP) # Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #

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The state of this sub | /r/Greentext

u/SignedDeath • 1d • i.redd.it u/Fossam • 1d • i.redd.it .. 1 Award 1 Award Anon is trapped Anon gets bamboozled : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 ) = 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally marchina un to conaress on his imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at 51 KB JPG 51 KB JPG a rally marchina un to conaress on his u/liljamofficial · 2d • i.redd.it u/soursourkarma • 2d • imgur 1 Award anon goes to do Anon is right : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rallv. marchina up to conaress on his imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his naah ahitand than mill araun imlasak. 51 KB JPG 51 KB JPG u/akarsh99 · 2d • imgur r/greentext Anon is having a great day u/bandersna7ch • 2d • i.redd.it : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 Anon gets political 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at 51 KB JPG 51 KB JPG I.
u/SignedDeath • 1d • i.redd.it u/Fossam • 1d • i.redd.it .. 1 Award 1 Award Anon is trapped Anon gets bamboozled : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 ) = 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally marchina un to conaress on his imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at 51 KB JPG 51 KB JPG a rally marchina un to conaress on his u/liljamofficial · 2d • i.redd.it u/soursourkarma • 2d • imgur 1 Award anon goes to do Anon is right : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rallv. marchina up to conaress on his imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his naah ahitand than mill araun imlasak. 51 KB JPG 51 KB JPG u/akarsh99 · 2d • imgur r/greentext Anon is having a great day u/bandersna7ch • 2d • i.redd.it : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 Anon gets political 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at 51 KB JPG 51 KB JPG I.

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: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)13:18:21 No.61383858 >everyone is home due to lockdown >sis and mom baking cookies >dad is decorating the house for xmas while it starts to snow a little >sit comfortably snuggled in my blanket, drinking expensive whisky while discussing with my best friend over Discord if 176 KB PNG it would be gay to suck a s------ d--- Maximum comfy levels have been reached
: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)13:18:21 No.61383858 >everyone is home due to lockdown >sis and mom baking cookies >dad is decorating the house for xmas while it starts to snow a little >sit comfortably snuggled in my blanket, drinking expensive whisky while discussing with my best friend over Discord if 176 KB PNG it would be gay to suck a s------ d--- Maximum comfy levels have been reached

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: Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)12:27:59 No.67606644 >boss called a big meeting >starts yelling at everyone >don't care so let my mind wander >suddenly remembered something funny >can't control my laugh and start 182 KB JPG choking up >bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing >suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry" >boss ended up getting written up for berating me >suddenly coworkers are way more social with me I don't think I'm going to correct them because I wouldn't even know how to start explaining.
: Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)12:27:59 No.67606644 >boss called a big meeting >starts yelling at everyone >don't care so let my mind wander >suddenly remembered something funny >can't control my laugh and start 182 KB JPG choking up >bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing >suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry" >boss ended up getting written up for berating me >suddenly coworkers are way more social with me I don't think I'm going to correct them because I wouldn't even know how to start explaining.

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Anon’s teacher is Chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/21(Thu)11:39:06 No.863655804 >geometry >teacher is literally Chad >really tall, bald >"Sir" >"Yes, anon?" >"Blah blah blah, sir," 993 KB PNG >"Anon, could you stop calling me sir?" >"Yes ma'am" >" " ... >" " >"Get out of my class." >"Okay." Yeah, I'm a retard
: Anonymous 09/23/21(Thu)11:39:06 No.863655804 >geometry >teacher is literally Chad >really tall, bald >"Sir" >"Yes, anon?" >"Blah blah blah, sir," 993 KB PNG >"Anon, could you stop calling me sir?" >"Yes ma'am" >" " ... >" " >"Get out of my class." >"Okay." Yeah, I'm a retard

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Anon is certified autist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autism story time 03/09/22(Wed)04:03:53 No.67711405 >be burger flipper >boss told me that I had to make sure to get orders right >"I'll have 2 number 45s, one with cheese" >"which one is with cheese sir?" >"uhh..." >"the left one please" 44 KB PNG >"your left or my left sir?" somehow I have flipped burger for 2 years
Anonymous Autism story time 03/09/22(Wed)04:03:53 No.67711405 >be burger flipper >boss told me that I had to make sure to get orders right >"I'll have 2 number 45s, one with cheese" >"which one is with cheese sir?" >"uhh..." >"the left one please" 44 KB PNG >"your left or my left sir?" somehow I have flipped burger for 2 years

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: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:08:53 No.876305087 >be me >mom is white >dad is half black, half Korean >I look hispanic and have a Spanish-sounding last name >parents tell me to identify as African-American on college stuff, even though I would've put white down for race >family tells me not to go to a black college because it would basically be like Steve Urkel trying to hang out with a bunch of black frat guys >l'm never really around any Korean people other than my grandma, and I don't communicate with 54 KB JPG my Korean relatives What race am I exactly? l'm part Korean but hardly know anything about Korea, and I'm part black but I don't really fit in with other black people my age. Anyone else relate to this?
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:08:53 No.876305087 >be me >mom is white >dad is half black, half Korean >I look hispanic and have a Spanish-sounding last name >parents tell me to identify as African-American on college stuff, even though I would've put white down for race >family tells me not to go to a black college because it would basically be like Steve Urkel trying to hang out with a bunch of black frat guys >l'm never really around any Korean people other than my grandma, and I don't communicate with 54 KB JPG my Korean relatives What race am I exactly? l'm part Korean but hardly know anything about Korea, and I'm part black but I don't really fit in with other black people my age. Anyone else relate to this?

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: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)17:48:42 No.51031704 Confess your latest sexual fantasy, robots. 967 KB JPG 130 Replies / 38 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)03:52:53 No.51039319 >cuddling with girl I love >lightly running my fingers over her bare skin, gradually paying more attention to the intimate, sensitive areas >reach down between her legs >softly kiss her >listen to her breathing becoming heavy 10 KB JPG as I touch her, being increasingly punctuated by adorable little whimpers >feel her press her trembling body against me as she c--- >hold her close until she falls asleep in my arms
: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)17:48:42 No.51031704 Confess your latest sexual fantasy, robots. 967 KB JPG 130 Replies / 38 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)03:52:53 No.51039319 >cuddling with girl I love >lightly running my fingers over her bare skin, gradually paying more attention to the intimate, sensitive areas >reach down between her legs >softly kiss her >listen to her breathing becoming heavy 10 KB JPG as I touch her, being increasingly punctuated by adorable little whimpers >feel her press her trembling body against me as she c--- >hold her close until she falls asleep in my arms

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Groundhog day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)02:09:51 No.68220446 >wake up >browse social media >hurr durr amazon plans on colonizing mars >hurr durr elon musk reinvented the plane >hurr durr EU is collapsing >hurr durr Meta donating virtual goods to poor 26 KB JPG countries >close it and go to work At least they could be more creative with the clickbaits
: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)02:09:51 No.68220446 >wake up >browse social media >hurr durr amazon plans on colonizing mars >hurr durr elon musk reinvented the plane >hurr durr EU is collapsing >hurr durr Meta donating virtual goods to poor 26 KB JPG countries >close it and go to work At least they could be more creative with the clickbaits

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Anon smokes with doug. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.788782642 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.
: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.788782642 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.

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