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: Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)12:27:59 No.67606644 >boss called a big meeting >starts yelling at everyone >don't care so let my mind wander >suddenly remembered something funny >can't control my laugh and start 182 KB JPG choking up >bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing >suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry" >boss ended up getting written up for berating me >suddenly coworkers are way more social with me I don't think I'm going to correct them because I wouldn't even know how to start explaining.
: Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)12:27:59 No.67606644 >boss called a big meeting >starts yelling at everyone >don't care so let my mind wander >suddenly remembered something funny >can't control my laugh and start 182 KB JPG choking up >bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing >suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry" >boss ended up getting written up for berating me >suddenly coworkers are way more social with me I don't think I'm going to correct them because I wouldn't even know how to start explaining.

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Anon’s teacher is Chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/21(Thu)11:39:06 No.863655804 >geometry >teacher is literally Chad >really tall, bald >"Sir" >"Yes, anon?" >"Blah blah blah, sir," 993 KB PNG >"Anon, could you stop calling me sir?" >"Yes ma'am" >" " ... >" " >"Get out of my class." >"Okay." Yeah, I'm a retard
: Anonymous 09/23/21(Thu)11:39:06 No.863655804 >geometry >teacher is literally Chad >really tall, bald >"Sir" >"Yes, anon?" >"Blah blah blah, sir," 993 KB PNG >"Anon, could you stop calling me sir?" >"Yes ma'am" >" " ... >" " >"Get out of my class." >"Okay." Yeah, I'm a retard

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Anon is certified autist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autism story time 03/09/22(Wed)04:03:53 No.67711405 >be burger flipper >boss told me that I had to make sure to get orders right >"I'll have 2 number 45s, one with cheese" >"which one is with cheese sir?" >"uhh..." >"the left one please" 44 KB PNG >"your left or my left sir?" somehow I have flipped burger for 2 years
Anonymous Autism story time 03/09/22(Wed)04:03:53 No.67711405 >be burger flipper >boss told me that I had to make sure to get orders right >"I'll have 2 number 45s, one with cheese" >"which one is with cheese sir?" >"uhh..." >"the left one please" 44 KB PNG >"your left or my left sir?" somehow I have flipped burger for 2 years

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Anon is mixed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:08:53 No.876305087 >be me >mom is white >dad is half black, half Korean >I look hispanic and have a Spanish-sounding last name >parents tell me to identify as African-American on college stuff, even though I would've put white down for race >family tells me not to go to a black college because it would basically be like Steve Urkel trying to hang out with a bunch of black frat guys >l'm never really around any Korean people other than my grandma, and I don't communicate with 54 KB JPG my Korean relatives What race am I exactly? l'm part Korean but hardly know anything about Korea, and I'm part black but I don't really fit in with other black people my age. Anyone else relate to this?
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:08:53 No.876305087 >be me >mom is white >dad is half black, half Korean >I look hispanic and have a Spanish-sounding last name >parents tell me to identify as African-American on college stuff, even though I would've put white down for race >family tells me not to go to a black college because it would basically be like Steve Urkel trying to hang out with a bunch of black frat guys >l'm never really around any Korean people other than my grandma, and I don't communicate with 54 KB JPG my Korean relatives What race am I exactly? l'm part Korean but hardly know anything about Korea, and I'm part black but I don't really fit in with other black people my age. Anyone else relate to this?

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)17:48:42 No.51031704 Confess your latest sexual fantasy, robots. 967 KB JPG 130 Replies / 38 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)03:52:53 No.51039319 >cuddling with girl I love >lightly running my fingers over her bare skin, gradually paying more attention to the intimate, sensitive areas >reach down between her legs >softly kiss her >listen to her breathing becoming heavy 10 KB JPG as I touch her, being increasingly punctuated by adorable little whimpers >feel her press her trembling body against me as she c--- >hold her close until she falls asleep in my arms
: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)17:48:42 No.51031704 Confess your latest sexual fantasy, robots. 967 KB JPG 130 Replies / 38 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)03:52:53 No.51039319 >cuddling with girl I love >lightly running my fingers over her bare skin, gradually paying more attention to the intimate, sensitive areas >reach down between her legs >softly kiss her >listen to her breathing becoming heavy 10 KB JPG as I touch her, being increasingly punctuated by adorable little whimpers >feel her press her trembling body against me as she c--- >hold her close until she falls asleep in my arms

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Groundhog day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)02:09:51 No.68220446 >wake up >browse social media >hurr durr amazon plans on colonizing mars >hurr durr elon musk reinvented the plane >hurr durr EU is collapsing >hurr durr Meta donating virtual goods to poor 26 KB JPG countries >close it and go to work At least they could be more creative with the clickbaits
: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)02:09:51 No.68220446 >wake up >browse social media >hurr durr amazon plans on colonizing mars >hurr durr elon musk reinvented the plane >hurr durr EU is collapsing >hurr durr Meta donating virtual goods to poor 26 KB JPG countries >close it and go to work At least they could be more creative with the clickbaits

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Anon smokes with doug. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.788782642 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.
: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.788782642 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.

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Anon eats semen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/18(Sat)20:03:26 No.7811215 >be me >still inside my mom because fetus >I get fed through the umbilical cord >part of what mom eats is my food >mom sucks dads d--- and swallows >c-- goes into umbilical cord >l eat my dads c-- 312 KB PNG >mfw lI'm a f-----
: Anonymous 09/29/18(Sat)20:03:26 No.7811215 >be me >still inside my mom because fetus >I get fed through the umbilical cord >part of what mom eats is my food >mom sucks dads d--- and swallows >c-- goes into umbilical cord >l eat my dads c-- 312 KB PNG >mfw lI'm a f-----

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Anon feels regret | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/18(Tue)21:11:42 No.46230458 >Hey Anon, it's me your government-mandated girlfriend! 387 KB PNG 38 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/19/18(Tue)21:11:42 No.46230458 >Hey Anon, it's me your government-mandated girlfriend! 387 KB PNG 38 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon notices something fishy | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)19:06:30 No.876299472 [Reply] 2876299748 22876300351 >be me >browsing plebbit >on a sub populated by t----- f------ >see a meme calling all catholic priests pedophiles >Real, but ironic being called out by trannies >look up what percentage of catholic priests are pedophiles Sget flat rate of 1.8%, ez find >look up what percentage of trannies are pedophiles >sift through a thousand files of sniveling sneedsuckers all claiming that there is no link between being Igbt and p--------- >despite me only searching for a percentage, even with multiple different names, the topic is entirely avoided, the only thing being explained is that there is no link >no statistics available anywhere. If they're hiding the numbers that bad, they have to be big.
I Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)19:06:30 No.876299472 [Reply] 2876299748 22876300351 >be me >browsing plebbit >on a sub populated by t----- f------ >see a meme calling all catholic priests pedophiles >Real, but ironic being called out by trannies >look up what percentage of catholic priests are pedophiles Sget flat rate of 1.8%, ez find >look up what percentage of trannies are pedophiles >sift through a thousand files of sniveling sneedsuckers all claiming that there is no link between being Igbt and p--------- >despite me only searching for a percentage, even with multiple different names, the topic is entirely avoided, the only thing being explained is that there is no link >no statistics available anywhere. If they're hiding the numbers that bad, they have to be big.

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anon is chad | /r/Greentext


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Fem anon has the power | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/18(Tue)13:04:53 No.771994595 >be fem anon >making fun of tendi bf >call him "the virgin" >waitasec.jpeg > mfw realize i have the power to 12 KB JPG make chads
: Anonymous 06/19/18(Tue)13:04:53 No.771994595 >be fem anon >making fun of tendi bf >call him "the virgin" >waitasec.jpeg > mfw realize i have the power to 12 KB JPG make chads

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Anon is a relatable mess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)22:18:13 No.876305571 >ugly >10/10 social anxiety >0/10 confidence >pandemic.gif >masks.jpg >hide my ugly face >stay at home 90% of the time 84 KB JPG >4/10 social anxiety >3/10 confidence Global disaster, personal growth I'm healing /b/
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)22:18:13 No.876305571 >ugly >10/10 social anxiety >0/10 confidence >pandemic.gif >masks.jpg >hide my ugly face >stay at home 90% of the time 84 KB JPG >4/10 social anxiety >3/10 confidence Global disaster, personal growth I'm healing /b/

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Anon is scared of school shooters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)02:41:55 No.803189740 >be me >paranoid of school shooters >watched documentary about Elliot Rodger and wonder if that could happen at my school >everybody is suspect >have terrifying nightmares about 22 KB PNG being gunned down at school >always first to die because I'm the slowest one in my class >seek therapy >therapist tells me to deal with it >take my therapists advice >one day when dad isn't home, I go into his closet and take his BERSA Model 383 >hide it in my backpack on my way to school next day >go behind the art building where all the school shooters hang out >shoot two of them while the other seven run away >manage to reload and shoot another before they managed to shoot anymore innocent people >police show up and I tell them the direction the other school shooters ran >mfw they arrest me instead of thanking me for doing their job for them
: Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)02:41:55 No.803189740 >be me >paranoid of school shooters >watched documentary about Elliot Rodger and wonder if that could happen at my school >everybody is suspect >have terrifying nightmares about 22 KB PNG being gunned down at school >always first to die because I'm the slowest one in my class >seek therapy >therapist tells me to deal with it >take my therapists advice >one day when dad isn't home, I go into his closet and take his BERSA Model 383 >hide it in my backpack on my way to school next day >go behind the art building where all the school shooters hang out >shoot two of them while the other seven run away >manage to reload and shoot another before they managed to shoot anymore innocent people >police show up and I tell them the direction the other school shooters ran >mfw they arrest me instead of thanking me for doing their job for them

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Anon learns about inflation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)17:07:50 No.876290619 >grow up poor >"I'm goin to get my family out of poverty by making lots of money" >hear about 6 figure salary all the time so make that the goal >spend all my twenties working towards getting the desired job 79 KB JPG >be 29 >get 6 figure salary > >quality of life is the same W--?
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)17:07:50 No.876290619 >grow up poor >"I'm goin to get my family out of poverty by making lots of money" >hear about 6 figure salary all the time so make that the goal >spend all my twenties working towards getting the desired job 79 KB JPG >be 29 >get 6 figure salary > >quality of life is the same W--?

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She's the bomb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)12:11:21 No.62341896 fabc35dee775bcdac2ffa64de4c75e860560139768986e54fb0a433e5 90 KB JPG >Hey anon. I'm back. *kisses you* >God, you have such cute blue eyes.*strokes your hair* >My feet are so tired, have been killing palestinians all day. Will you give me a foot rub?
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)12:11:21 No.62341896 fabc35dee775bcdac2ffa64de4c75e860560139768986e54fb0a433e5 90 KB JPG >Hey anon. I'm back. *kisses you* >God, you have such cute blue eyes.*strokes your hair* >My feet are so tired, have been killing palestinians all day. Will you give me a foot rub?

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Hello there, my sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over 25 KB PNG the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma
: Anonymous 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over 25 KB PNG the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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Anon is a victim | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)04:36:08 No.52685126 >>52683366 (OP) # >wife is Ukrainian >order her a cat tail buttplug and cat ears from Etsy >war starts the moment we're ready to try it >she hasn't been in the mood to try it for a whole month I'm a victim too. >>52685185 # >>52685934 # >>52686273 #
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)04:36:08 No.52685126 >>52683366 (OP) # >wife is Ukrainian >order her a cat tail buttplug and cat ears from Etsy >war starts the moment we're ready to try it >she hasn't been in the mood to try it for a whole month I'm a victim too. >>52685185 # >>52685934 # >>52686273 #

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Anon is Czech | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/13/15(Sat)11:22:09 No.621492508 >>621489589 (OP) # >be Czech >15 >having the d--- masturbate >a girl love me asked for the f--- >we f------ >her breasts grew to the f--- >she putting my d--- in mouth >feeling the c-- >sorry to in mouth >marry her >having the kid >Still having the f--- apologize for bad english >>621492743 # >>621492822 # >>621493035 #
Anonymous 06/13/15(Sat)11:22:09 No.621492508 >>621489589 (OP) # >be Czech >15 >having the d--- masturbate >a girl love me asked for the f--- >we f------ >her breasts grew to the f--- >she putting my d--- in mouth >feeling the c-- >sorry to in mouth >marry her >having the kid >Still having the f--- apologize for bad english >>621492743 # >>621492822 # >>621493035 #

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