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File: noided jpg (31 KB, 400x600) I Anonymous 04/13/19(Sat)12:36:53 No.51917888 >>51918171 >51919232 >be me >often break into people's homes >there is this one night ill never f------ regret >i approach one of the windows in complete black at 11PM >summer time so completely pitch blackness outside >i gently pry open the window with a crowbar and slice open the screen with a pocket knife >i crawi inside and sneak into the kitchen which leads to the living room >immediately their dog sees me >ohshit.webm >it's about to bark >while internally panicking i knock over a vase accidentally >dog growls at me >alarm goes off >must have motion sensors >i belt out the stupidest s--- i could have possibly said This is the sequence of sounds that happened. >"glass breaks* >alarm goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >i yell "THERE'S A F----- DOG IN HERE" >mfw i'm basically noided
File: noided jpg (31 KB, 400x600) I Anonymous 04/13/19(Sat)12:36:53 No.51917888 >>51918171 >51919232 >be me >often break into people's homes >there is this one night ill never f------ regret >i approach one of the windows in complete black at 11PM >summer time so completely pitch blackness outside >i gently pry open the window with a crowbar and slice open the screen with a pocket knife >i crawi inside and sneak into the kitchen which leads to the living room >immediately their dog sees me >ohshit.webm >it's about to bark >while internally panicking i knock over a vase accidentally >dog growls at me >alarm goes off >must have motion sensors >i belt out the stupidest s--- i could have possibly said This is the sequence of sounds that happened. >"glass breaks* >alarm goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >i yell "THERE'S A F----- DOG IN HERE" >mfw i'm basically noided

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Anon Meets Peter Griffin | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)23:54:22 No.31124711 2231124730 >>31124779 >>31125167 >>31125185 >>31125219 >>31125291 >31125301 >>31125417 >>31125538 >>31125569 >>31125655 >>31125720 >31125760 A month ago I discovered family guy through family guy funny moments and decided to watch the whole series. I have no money for any s----- streaming service so I had to use some random pirate website, probably got a virus on my computer or whatever. I watched the whole seasons and couldn't stop thinking about the show. Yesterday I started receiving emails from someone pretending to be Peter, I blocked the account after like 5 messages but this person just won't stop, and by the fourth alt account he started threatening my family, he got my ip somehow and an hour ago he sent me a photo of my house from google maps with the message "heheheheheheh hey anon, remember the time I set a house on fire?" Fellas what should I do about this l'm about to loose my mind
U Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)23:54:22 No.31124711 2231124730 >>31124779 >>31125167 >>31125185 >>31125219 >>31125291 >31125301 >>31125417 >>31125538 >>31125569 >>31125655 >>31125720 >31125760 A month ago I discovered family guy through family guy funny moments and decided to watch the whole series. I have no money for any s----- streaming service so I had to use some random pirate website, probably got a virus on my computer or whatever. I watched the whole seasons and couldn't stop thinking about the show. Yesterday I started receiving emails from someone pretending to be Peter, I blocked the account after like 5 messages but this person just won't stop, and by the fourth alt account he started threatening my family, he got my ip somehow and an hour ago he sent me a photo of my house from google maps with the message "heheheheheheh hey anon, remember the time I set a house on fire?" Fellas what should I do about this l'm about to loose my mind

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Anon wants dudes to be slaves | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 7kTuOitw 51 minutes ago 1643900754396s.jpg (6.1 KB, 250x207) 369643945 DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE >DUDE JUST SLAVE AWAY AT A 9-5 JOB FOR 40 YEARS TO MAKE JEWISH BOOMERS RICHER, SINGLE MOTHERS AND F--- AND BLACK APES STRONGER, AND DIVERSITY MORE POWERFUL AND EVERLASTING >DUDE JUST DO ALL OF SAID ABOVE SIMPLY BECAUSE SAID JEWS STARTED FROM BEING MERCHANTS IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, PLAGUED THEIR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE AND EVERY SUBSEQUENT CIVILIZATION, SUCCESSFULLY GOT AWAY WITH LYING ABOUT A MASOCHISTIC FAIRYTALE AKA THE HOLOCAUST, THEN GAVE MINORITIES RIGHTS SO THEY COULD THEN MAKE DIVERSITY COMPANIES PROFITABLE AND POPULAR THROUGH BLACKROCK INVESTMENT FUNDS AND DESTROY FAMILY UNITY DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE 7 REPLIES
E Anonymous 7kTuOitw 51 minutes ago 1643900754396s.jpg (6.1 KB, 250x207) 369643945 DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE >DUDE JUST SLAVE AWAY AT A 9-5 JOB FOR 40 YEARS TO MAKE JEWISH BOOMERS RICHER, SINGLE MOTHERS AND F--- AND BLACK APES STRONGER, AND DIVERSITY MORE POWERFUL AND EVERLASTING >DUDE JUST DO ALL OF SAID ABOVE SIMPLY BECAUSE SAID JEWS STARTED FROM BEING MERCHANTS IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, PLAGUED THEIR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE AND EVERY SUBSEQUENT CIVILIZATION, SUCCESSFULLY GOT AWAY WITH LYING ABOUT A MASOCHISTIC FAIRYTALE AKA THE HOLOCAUST, THEN GAVE MINORITIES RIGHTS SO THEY COULD THEN MAKE DIVERSITY COMPANIES PROFITABLE AND POPULAR THROUGH BLACKROCK INVESTMENT FUNDS AND DESTROY FAMILY UNITY DUDE JUST BE A SLAVE 7 REPLIES

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Anon says thanks | /r/Greentext

ITT; cringe >be me >gf ordered Indian food >really happy for it to arrive >knock at door 71 KB JPG >l open the door >old man hands me small plastic bag of food "enjoy your food" >MFW "you too" >close door fast >spend entire time eating food with ptsd flashbacks about what I said
ITT; cringe >be me >gf ordered Indian food >really happy for it to arrive >knock at door 71 KB JPG >l open the door >old man hands me small plastic bag of food "enjoy your food" >MFW "you too" >close door fast >spend entire time eating food with ptsd flashbacks about what I said

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Anon's dad found the gigachad folder | /r/Greentext

File: 5NH3UON.png (494 KB, 819x716) Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)16:2 >dad found my gigachad folder Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu) >>52000432 (OP) lal realiy une worst olc iwouldlbehorified if he fo hie foldere for 3 vears LAnonvmous 04/18/19(Thu)
File: 5NH3UON.png (494 KB, 819x716) Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)16:2 >dad found my gigachad folder Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu) >>52000432 (OP) lal realiy une worst olc iwouldlbehorified if he fo hie foldere for 3 vears LAnonvmous 04/18/19(Thu)

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Anon tries to be funny | /r/Greentext

File: srers.png (8 KB, 509x619) Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:17:28 No.67957033 [Reply] ► »67958420 >>67958430 >can't forget when I tried to be funny by playing 'DERP SONG 10 HOURS' on a school computer on a max volume
File: srers.png (8 KB, 509x619) Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)18:17:28 No.67957033 [Reply] ► »67958420 >>67958430 >can't forget when I tried to be funny by playing 'DERP SONG 10 HOURS' on a school computer on a max volume

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Anon is an orbiter | /r/Greentext

No.10538194 04/10/19(Wed)09:36:07 wojak electron.png PNG 109.8 KIB 1200x816 My fav /sci/ pasta coming through >tfw electron >personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it >be usual smart but lazy lepton >my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ" >don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore >dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster >get bullied by chadrons nonstop. >don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction >be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before >see cute baryon hanging out with her friends. >solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3 >mentally picture her performing electron capture on me >think about life together as a neutron >try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves >tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her >suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in >literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly >he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a f------ hydrocarbon while he's seeing her >bonds are weak singular but being a f------ organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is f------ replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards >it's not f------ fair i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point
No.10538194 04/10/19(Wed)09:36:07 wojak electron.png PNG 109.8 KIB 1200x816 My fav /sci/ pasta coming through >tfw electron >personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it >be usual smart but lazy lepton >my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ" >don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore >dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster >get bullied by chadrons nonstop. >don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction >be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before >see cute baryon hanging out with her friends. >solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3 >mentally picture her performing electron capture on me >think about life together as a neutron >try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves >tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her >suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in >literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly >he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a f------ hydrocarbon while he's seeing her >bonds are weak singular but being a f------ organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is f------ replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards >it's not f------ fair i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point

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Anon gets nervous for a photo shoot | /r/Greentext

O File: 84629a2f28590fd6ab8dc1ef0(.).jpg (18 KB, 236x333) Confession Thread Anonymous 04/02/19(Tue)16:39:19 No.10140024 Ready? I'm starting. >cosplaying 2B >plan this photoshoot with a photographer you just met in a remote place >really cool place tbh, just really far away from any civilisation >start shooting and it goes great >exceptnot.jpg >the thing is I'm on my period >15 minutes in and I feel overflowing my pad an bleeding to my legs is no bathrooms or anywhere I can change my pad >my white panty is now red >thankfully we are not doing any butt shots >it's too early to finish shooting but I'm scared that blood will be too much and reach my lower legs where skirt doesn't cover >to add sprinkles I can't see very well with visor thingy and this guy has a camera start subtly complaining about how tired I am >which is not a lie because period cramps >it tooks 20 minutes of complaining to convince him it's enough >which I feel about because the photographer was also excited about this shoot >l get home and take off everything >my panty is all red, my skirt lining is almost covered in blood But I think he didn't notice. I was stressed to hell though. Now I'm too scared to plan photoshoots in cool places.
O File: 84629a2f28590fd6ab8dc1ef0(.).jpg (18 KB, 236x333) Confession Thread Anonymous 04/02/19(Tue)16:39:19 No.10140024 Ready? I'm starting. >cosplaying 2B >plan this photoshoot with a photographer you just met in a remote place >really cool place tbh, just really far away from any civilisation >start shooting and it goes great >exceptnot.jpg >the thing is I'm on my period >15 minutes in and I feel overflowing my pad an bleeding to my legs is no bathrooms or anywhere I can change my pad >my white panty is now red >thankfully we are not doing any butt shots >it's too early to finish shooting but I'm scared that blood will be too much and reach my lower legs where skirt doesn't cover >to add sprinkles I can't see very well with visor thingy and this guy has a camera start subtly complaining about how tired I am >which is not a lie because period cramps >it tooks 20 minutes of complaining to convince him it's enough >which I feel about because the photographer was also excited about this shoot >l get home and take off everything >my panty is all red, my skirt lining is almost covered in blood But I think he didn't notice. I was stressed to hell though. Now I'm too scared to plan photoshoots in cool places.

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anon is a karma whore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)17:21:26 No.875209883 >be me >redditfag >come on here to karma w---- >make up a fake story about getting T-boned >10k upvotes 39 KB JPG >mfw
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)17:21:26 No.875209883 >be me >redditfag >come on here to karma w---- >make up a fake story about getting T-boned >10k upvotes 39 KB JPG >mfw

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Anon doesn't like people in wheelchairs | /r/Greentext

875189881 Anonymous 31 minutes ago frustrated-robert-downey-jr.gif (398.2 KB, 220x220) > be me > Krogering > got my haul, using self check out, register Bot bitch pissing me off > I usually start laughing WEN U TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.... when I get frustrated > hear excessively loud and escalating in tone screaming > aaaaahhhhhhAAAAAaaaaa hhhhAAAAAАAAAAAAAAАА НННННЕЕЕЕЕЕ > da f--.jpg > look around, retard in wheel chair having an episode, handler trying to calm it down > handler is probably the retards mother, she has the look of just exasperation on her face > this look says she long ago gave up actually giving a f--- and slowly plots the right time to kill her cursed abominable hell spawn > know damn well if she weren't in public she would have smacked the ever loving f--- out of the retard and locked him in the sound proof room she had specially built to house him and drown out his retarded episodes > mfw the entire time, me getting frustrated with the self check out coupled with this event that just unfolded It's OK, lads, you can let me have it, I know, I'm a terrible person.
875189881 Anonymous 31 minutes ago frustrated-robert-downey-jr.gif (398.2 KB, 220x220) > be me > Krogering > got my haul, using self check out, register Bot bitch pissing me off > I usually start laughing WEN U TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.... when I get frustrated > hear excessively loud and escalating in tone screaming > aaaaahhhhhhAAAAAaaaaa hhhhAAAAAАAAAAAAAAАА НННННЕЕЕЕЕЕ > da f--.jpg > look around, retard in wheel chair having an episode, handler trying to calm it down > handler is probably the retards mother, she has the look of just exasperation on her face > this look says she long ago gave up actually giving a f--- and slowly plots the right time to kill her cursed abominable hell spawn > know damn well if she weren't in public she would have smacked the ever loving f--- out of the retard and locked him in the sound proof room she had specially built to house him and drown out his retarded episodes > mfw the entire time, me getting frustrated with the self check out coupled with this event that just unfolded It's OK, lads, you can let me have it, I know, I'm a terrible person.

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You Would not Believe Your Eyes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:13:46 No.875200601 >be me >yesterday >aboard plane, I'm visiting some family the next state over >We take flight around 5 AM >Most people on the plane are asleep, and it's pitch black outside 516 KB PNG >Time passes, and we're now above the clouds >Then I see it >l see a beautiful ocean of stars >l've always lived in the city, so this is completely new to me >All while I'm listening to emotional music >l begin to tear up, I've never felt this way before >l've been through a lot these past months, so much horrible things have happened >And yet, the stars calmed me Life is beautiful, bros. It's the little things that can save you.
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:13:46 No.875200601 >be me >yesterday >aboard plane, I'm visiting some family the next state over >We take flight around 5 AM >Most people on the plane are asleep, and it's pitch black outside 516 KB PNG >Time passes, and we're now above the clouds >Then I see it >l see a beautiful ocean of stars >l've always lived in the city, so this is completely new to me >All while I'm listening to emotional music >l begin to tear up, I've never felt this way before >l've been through a lot these past months, so much horrible things have happened >And yet, the stars calmed me Life is beautiful, bros. It's the little things that can save you.

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Anon relates to his abusive father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)09:53:02 No.67956092 >Relating more and more to my abusive father What's happening to me? 499 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)09:55:18 No.67956107 Desu wa ne 38 KB JPG : not op 03/27/22(Sun)09:55:28 No.67956113 >>67956092 (OP) # you growing up bobby | Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)10:00:04 No.67956167 >>67956092 (OP) # My German countrymen, men and women, (long pause) Changes of Government have occurred frequently in history, and in the history of our people. It is certain, however, that never was a change of Government attended with such far- reaching results as that eight years ago. At that time the situation of the Reich was desperate. We
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)09:53:02 No.67956092 >Relating more and more to my abusive father What's happening to me? 499 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)09:55:18 No.67956107 Desu wa ne 38 KB JPG : not op 03/27/22(Sun)09:55:28 No.67956113 >>67956092 (OP) # you growing up bobby | Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)10:00:04 No.67956167 >>67956092 (OP) # My German countrymen, men and women, (long pause) Changes of Government have occurred frequently in history, and in the history of our people. It is certain, however, that never was a change of Government attended with such far- reaching results as that eight years ago. At that time the situation of the Reich was desperate. We

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Anon kills his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)23:10:54 No.789475688 >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him
: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)23:10:54 No.789475688 >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

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whitepilled anon | /r/Greentext

File: EbfwkU5VAAAZEN4.jpg (92 KB, 960x789) Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)16:49:24 No.67953312 [Reply] >>67955676 >was just going for a run outside >seldom do this, actually in pretty bad shape >was exhausted after 30min so i decided to walk home slowly >f--- my cardio is so bad.jpg >few meters before my place >young woman walks by >don't even notice her very much, it's already dark >i'm in my head thinking how f----- i am >now she's only few meters away >she says: "hello" and smiles >i'm overwhelmed what the f--- >say "hello" back >thinking about how she wanted to mock me in some way >do i know her? do i look stupid in my poorfag running gear? >mfw she didn't want to make fun of me and just simply was polite >mfw a young woman was polite to me and said "hello" nicely >this made me so whitepilled i was happy the whole day Guys it's insane what a smile and a simple "hello" can do. I unironically don't even hate women anymore and i think i could be at peace with society if we all treated each other like this.
File: EbfwkU5VAAAZEN4.jpg (92 KB, 960x789) Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)16:49:24 No.67953312 [Reply] >>67955676 >was just going for a run outside >seldom do this, actually in pretty bad shape >was exhausted after 30min so i decided to walk home slowly >f--- my cardio is so bad.jpg >few meters before my place >young woman walks by >don't even notice her very much, it's already dark >i'm in my head thinking how f----- i am >now she's only few meters away >she says: "hello" and smiles >i'm overwhelmed what the f--- >say "hello" back >thinking about how she wanted to mock me in some way >do i know her? do i look stupid in my poorfag running gear? >mfw she didn't want to make fun of me and just simply was polite >mfw a young woman was polite to me and said "hello" nicely >this made me so whitepilled i was happy the whole day Guys it's insane what a smile and a simple "hello" can do. I unironically don't even hate women anymore and i think i could be at peace with society if we all treated each other like this.

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Anon gives lyf hax | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)11:16:26 No.51997604 >>51997489 # >live a beautiful, strenuous life for your mom >get a well paying, respectable job >beautiful, loving wife >many happy, bright eyed children >learn new languages >get fit as f--- >learn several martial arts >make wise investments >wait for mom to die >on her deathbed she tells you how proud she is of you, and how sorry she is that she almost failed you, and she's just so happy that you turned things around THEN you can kill yourself. >>51997649 #
: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)11:16:26 No.51997604 >>51997489 # >live a beautiful, strenuous life for your mom >get a well paying, respectable job >beautiful, loving wife >many happy, bright eyed children >learn new languages >get fit as f--- >learn several martial arts >make wise investments >wait for mom to die >on her deathbed she tells you how proud she is of you, and how sorry she is that she almost failed you, and she's just so happy that you turned things around THEN you can kill yourself. >>51997649 #

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anon is a bad driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)11:31:52 No.875193303 >be me >driving >f----- rams the absolute s--- out of me >they say its my fault >they literally T-boned me >take them to court 91 KB PNG >f----- wins because im a new driver >insurance goes way the f--- up >mfw ive done nothing wrong and am now even poorer America is rigged anons
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)11:31:52 No.875193303 >be me >driving >f----- rams the absolute s--- out of me >they say its my fault >they literally T-boned me >take them to court 91 KB PNG >f----- wins because im a new driver >insurance goes way the f--- up >mfw ive done nothing wrong and am now even poorer America is rigged anons

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Anon has a smoke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)17:31:26 No.790143290 >waiting for bus >crowded bus stop >never smoked but curious >wanna smoke >polire stranger gives me a c-------- >light c-------- with match 6 KB JPG >throw c-------- >puff match He saw
: Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)17:31:26 No.790143290 >waiting for bus >crowded bus stop >never smoked but curious >wanna smoke >polire stranger gives me a c-------- >light c-------- with match 6 KB JPG >throw c-------- >puff match He saw

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ISIS attacks brazil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous E 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 62566312 p62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS
Anonymous E 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 62566312 p62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS

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Anon is rich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:51:20 No.875179643 >be me, 30yr old loser >gf is broke 23yr and 10/10 >gf mad and broke up with me a month ago >edit my crypto account to make it look like im rich and 47 KB JPG screenshot it >"accidentaly" show her >she thinks im rich >suddenly all problems go away and she apologizes for everything >get sex every day >starts sending me pictures of baby clothes and eventually says she has baby fever >she wants me to impregnate her and stops taking birth control I dont know what to do now because I only have like 15k to my name and she thinks Im rich, but im taking advantage of this great p---- for as long as it lasts
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:51:20 No.875179643 >be me, 30yr old loser >gf is broke 23yr and 10/10 >gf mad and broke up with me a month ago >edit my crypto account to make it look like im rich and 47 KB JPG screenshot it >"accidentaly" show her >she thinks im rich >suddenly all problems go away and she apologizes for everything >get sex every day >starts sending me pictures of baby clothes and eventually says she has baby fever >she wants me to impregnate her and stops taking birth control I dont know what to do now because I only have like 15k to my name and she thinks Im rich, but im taking advantage of this great p---- for as long as it lasts

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