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Anon brings her boyfriend home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:20:16 No.794209193 >Your daughter brings home her asian boyfriend for the first time How do you react to her being a race traitor? 79 KB JPG 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:23:52 No.794209336 I'm fine with it. Smart, high earners : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:26:06 No.794209415 I'm ok with it. No n----- at least.
: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:20:16 No.794209193 >Your daughter brings home her asian boyfriend for the first time How do you react to her being a race traitor? 79 KB JPG 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:23:52 No.794209336 I'm fine with it. Smart, high earners : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)08:26:06 No.794209415 I'm ok with it. No n----- at least.

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anon hates mao | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)00:05:50 No.804036790 >Mao sees birds eat grains >he tells 1 billion chinks to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore >1 billion chinks kill all the birds in China 20 KB JPG >with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China >the insects eat all the grains >45 million chinks starve to death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign >Mao needs steel to make buildings >he tells 1 billion chinks to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel >1 billion chinks gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans >1 billion chinks chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their own houses to provide more wood >in the end, 1 billion chinks produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable >1 billion chinks now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat because the insects helped themselves to it with no birds to worry about China. The Chinese really are the stupidest m------------ in history.
: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)00:05:50 No.804036790 >Mao sees birds eat grains >he tells 1 billion chinks to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore >1 billion chinks kill all the birds in China 20 KB JPG >with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China >the insects eat all the grains >45 million chinks starve to death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign >Mao needs steel to make buildings >he tells 1 billion chinks to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel >1 billion chinks gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans >1 billion chinks chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their own houses to provide more wood >in the end, 1 billion chinks produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable >1 billion chinks now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat because the insects helped themselves to it with no birds to worry about China. The Chinese really are the stupidest m------------ in history.

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Anon shares quality time with dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Things you thought were normal(..) 10/12/18(Fri)16:13:50 No.48657860 Sometimes painful >13 things can teach us >a bit of a late bloomer lessons that we didn't think we needed to know. >dad asks me if I masturbate >I say I don't >he explains that it's healthy for a boy my age to do that >asks if I've been getting erections 16 KB JPG >I say all the time >he explains they're a sign I should masturbate >l accept everything he says hoping it'll end the awkward conversation >he then goes on to make sure I understand how m----------- 'works' >he sits on the bed next to me >takes his flaccid d--- out and starts jerking it instructing me to do the same >I do >jerking next to each other without saying anything, staring at the wall to avoid eye contact >I have my first orgasm >he c--- shortly after >he hands me a wipe and tells me he's proud of me I was 22 when I realized not all dads do that.
: Anonymous Things you thought were normal(..) 10/12/18(Fri)16:13:50 No.48657860 Sometimes painful >13 things can teach us >a bit of a late bloomer lessons that we didn't think we needed to know. >dad asks me if I masturbate >I say I don't >he explains that it's healthy for a boy my age to do that >asks if I've been getting erections 16 KB JPG >I say all the time >he explains they're a sign I should masturbate >l accept everything he says hoping it'll end the awkward conversation >he then goes on to make sure I understand how m----------- 'works' >he sits on the bed next to me >takes his flaccid d--- out and starts jerking it instructing me to do the same >I do >jerking next to each other without saying anything, staring at the wall to avoid eye contact >I have my first orgasm >he c--- shortly after >he hands me a wipe and tells me he's proud of me I was 22 when I realized not all dads do that.

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: Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)00:28:52 No.872764423 > be me > male, 20 > got asked to catsit > owners are japanese immigrants. They're polite, respectful, good people > owners will be out for 2 days 346 KB JPG > they say theres no problem sleeping in their house if I want to > suspicious.rar > they show me the "cat" > It is their daughter > female, 22 or 23 years old, idk > she is a furry > cat ears, cat tail, meowing, walking on all fours most of the time. She wears knee pads and gloves, to avoid dirt > "f--- this, I'm out" > they insist > they will pay me $90 > "ok" > they leave > me and her are alone now > she is staring at me, on the ground. She purrs, and slowly tilts her head >I try to communicate > she meows back > Jesus Christ... > 1st day > she lies on the couch on her back and stares at me >I caress her belly > she purrs > we both watch TV >I order sushi, oddly enough. She eats like a normal person, on a table, using hashi > she also uses the bathroom like a normal person >I didn't want to spoil her fantasy, though > "hey, kitty, want more caressing?" > she nods, and purrs > later, I slept on the couch > 2nd day > the girl wakes me up using her nails > "normal" day overall > me and her sat on the porch, waiting for her parents to come back >I sit on the rocking chair > she sits on the ground, like a cat > a little bird lands near her > cats usually eat birds >I was positive that she wouldn't do that >I didn't want to spoil her fantasy either >I scare the bird away, and the mf leaves > she seems thankful. I pat her head, she kind of grew on me > Her parents seemed immensely thankful for what I did >I kind of liked this whole experience > and earned90 bucks
: Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)00:28:52 No.872764423 > be me > male, 20 > got asked to catsit > owners are japanese immigrants. They're polite, respectful, good people > owners will be out for 2 days 346 KB JPG > they say theres no problem sleeping in their house if I want to > suspicious.rar > they show me the "cat" > It is their daughter > female, 22 or 23 years old, idk > she is a furry > cat ears, cat tail, meowing, walking on all fours most of the time. She wears knee pads and gloves, to avoid dirt > "f--- this, I'm out" > they insist > they will pay me $90 > "ok" > they leave > me and her are alone now > she is staring at me, on the ground. She purrs, and slowly tilts her head >I try to communicate > she meows back > Jesus Christ... > 1st day > she lies on the couch on her back and stares at me >I caress her belly > she purrs > we both watch TV >I order sushi, oddly enough. She eats like a normal person, on a table, using hashi > she also uses the bathroom like a normal person >I didn't want to spoil her fantasy, though > "hey, kitty, want more caressing?" > she nods, and purrs > later, I slept on the couch > 2nd day > the girl wakes me up using her nails > "normal" day overall > me and her sat on the porch, waiting for her parents to come back >I sit on the rocking chair > she sits on the ground, like a cat > a little bird lands near her > cats usually eat birds >I was positive that she wouldn't do that >I didn't want to spoil her fantasy either >I scare the bird away, and the mf leaves > she seems thankful. I pat her head, she kind of grew on me > Her parents seemed immensely thankful for what I did >I kind of liked this whole experience > and earned90 bucks

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Anon is wondering | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 3wKojLS2 02/22/22(Tue)10:53:55 No.362420767 Capture.png 79 KB PNG >another world conflict soon to escalate for 3rd time >continues to do nothing and just exist How do they do it amigos? : Anonymous (ID: IMCSK261 02/22/22(Tue)10:56:41 No.362421023 Be severely underdeveloped, poor, and irrelevant.
: Anonymous (ID: 3wKojLS2 02/22/22(Tue)10:53:55 No.362420767 Capture.png 79 KB PNG >another world conflict soon to escalate for 3rd time >continues to do nothing and just exist How do they do it amigos? : Anonymous (ID: IMCSK261 02/22/22(Tue)10:56:41 No.362421023 Be severely underdeveloped, poor, and irrelevant.

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Anon does mitosis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)23:20:26 No.782262490 [Reply] D >0 >8 >0 0 >mfw mitosis
Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)23:20:26 No.782262490 [Reply] D >0 >8 >0 0 >mfw mitosis

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Anon doesn't know what boundaries are. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)20:57:31 No.67525262 >>67515557 # >learn how to flirt >decide to try it in person >she freaks out >cops arrive and remove me >awaiting court date for sexual harassment
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)20:57:31 No.67525262 >>67515557 # >learn how to flirt >decide to try it in person >she freaks out >cops arrive and remove me >awaiting court date for sexual harassment

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Anon contemplates women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)20:13:00 No.43912176 Why do women always bring the worst out in men? I mean, yeah. That's not really their fault. This is on us, if anything. But it seems that when we're in the presence of the female gender, we just stop functioning. 467 KB PNG >at con >solaire cosplay >practised praising the sun >squat, extend, arms out, "praise the sun!" >just those four steps >get pictures taken doing this >mostly with other cosplayers >qt wants one >fuckyes.gif >stand next to her >same four steps as always >squat >extend >arms out >brain has a glitch and says "heil hitler!" instead
: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)20:13:00 No.43912176 Why do women always bring the worst out in men? I mean, yeah. That's not really their fault. This is on us, if anything. But it seems that when we're in the presence of the female gender, we just stop functioning. 467 KB PNG >at con >solaire cosplay >practised praising the sun >squat, extend, arms out, "praise the sun!" >just those four steps >get pictures taken doing this >mostly with other cosplayers >qt wants one >fuckyes.gif >stand next to her >same four steps as always >squat >extend >arms out >brain has a glitch and says "heil hitler!" instead

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Anon is from South | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)01:35:05 No.142310924 1591490846508.png 250 KB PNG >southern character in a movie >WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!
: Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)01:35:05 No.142310924 1591490846508.png 250 KB PNG >southern character in a movie >WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!

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Care for some tea, anons? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)23:36:54 No.111317 CREUST 1635386665433.png 89 KB PNG >l'm a little teapot, short and stout >Here is my handle, here is my spout
: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)23:36:54 No.111317 CREUST 1635386665433.png 89 KB PNG >l'm a little teapot, short and stout >Here is my handle, here is my spout

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Anon learns to love history. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)13:22:26 No.793824259 True Story >Be me in middle school. >Around 10 or 11. >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out. >My favorite game growing up. >Always thought Ezio was the coolest since I was a social 165 KB JPG outcast that was bullied. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history in my history class. >My state holds an educational assessment for all students to take. >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks my love for history. >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and l'm breezing through it. >Month or two later and we get our results back. >Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school." >Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" Teacher makes a long pause, looks at me, and says, "It's Anon." >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started. Thanks, Ezio.
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)13:22:26 No.793824259 True Story >Be me in middle school. >Around 10 or 11. >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out. >My favorite game growing up. >Always thought Ezio was the coolest since I was a social 165 KB JPG outcast that was bullied. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history in my history class. >My state holds an educational assessment for all students to take. >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks my love for history. >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and l'm breezing through it. >Month or two later and we get our results back. >Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school." >Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" Teacher makes a long pause, looks at me, and says, "It's Anon." >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started. Thanks, Ezio.

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Anon doesn't like Babybel cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:52:27 No.17433488 babybel.jpg 417 KB JPG What are your feelings on these Babybel cheese things? : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:53:23 No.17433490 >>17433488 (OP) # Shell tastes like s---, don't know why people eat these >>17433505 # >>17433747 # >>17434392 # >>17435546 # >>17436730 # >>17436992 # >>17437007 # >>17439976 # >>17441190 # >>17441224 # >>17445354 # >>17448669 # >>17448751 # >>17449048 # >>17449260 >>17450218 # >>17454642 # >>17455790 # : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:57:25 No.17433505 >>17433490 # anon...
: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:52:27 No.17433488 babybel.jpg 417 KB JPG What are your feelings on these Babybel cheese things? : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:53:23 No.17433490 >>17433488 (OP) # Shell tastes like s---, don't know why people eat these >>17433505 # >>17433747 # >>17434392 # >>17435546 # >>17436730 # >>17436992 # >>17437007 # >>17439976 # >>17441190 # >>17441224 # >>17445354 # >>17448669 # >>17448751 # >>17449048 # >>17449260 >>17450218 # >>17454642 # >>17455790 # : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:57:25 No.17433505 >>17433490 # anon...

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Anon slips. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)23:20:59 No.67527667 >having sex for first time >d--- slips out of vagina >enters a------ >girl let's out a little scream >starts saying I anally r---- her Is a d--- slip into the a------ really r---? Even if it'd in the midst of consensual intercourse? What do I do 558 KB PNG now bros?
Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)23:20:59 No.67527667 >having sex for first time >d--- slips out of vagina >enters a------ >girl let's out a little scream >starts saying I anally r---- her Is a d--- slip into the a------ really r---? Even if it'd in the midst of consensual intercourse? What do I do 558 KB PNG now bros?

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>cute new coworker at work >l interact with her multiple times a day handing her documents >pay her little attention always keeping things work related >fast forward 6 months >walk by to take trash outside, she's looking at me >walk back in to warehouse >she's leaning on her desk with ass straight up in air >catches me looking but I keep my cool and move on >day passes >every time we talk work related s--- she gets super close into personal space |>another day I'm alone in break room washing mug at sink >she walks in >"Hey anon, how old are you?" >28 >"wooooow, I thought you were like 23!!!" (Her age) >l just say thanks keeping my cool >one Monday she asks how my weekend was, told her I went hiking, she lit up excited >i asked her what she did over weekend >she went to a brewery with her sister >asks if I've gone to a brewery >"No" >"ohhh we should go to a brewery sometime" >dropped the ball and didn't say "sure, let me get your number we'll go soon" >just said sure, sometime >few days pass >see her in break room alone, ask if she plans on bringing lunch tomorrow >she says she's not sure >if you decide not to bring a lunch then lunch is on me >oh nice, yeah sure >we go get lunch next day >she got sneaky and handed her card to cashier and said I could pay for the next lunch >good vibes the whole time the hour lunch we had, didn't get her number because we were deep in convo >a week or so later tell her l'd like to treat her to some lunch >same as above good convo and vibes the whole time didn't get her number >at the end of the second lunch I say she can pick the next spot, she says she thinks sushi is next >two weeks pass, I ssk if she'd like to get sushi, she says sure >whats your number l'll send the details >she puts in her number >l send her a text later "here's the spot, let me know what day works for you" | >GHOSTED she started taking her lunches earlier to avoid me, I keep my cool and go back to keeping s--- 100% professional, what I do? |
>cute new coworker at work >l interact with her multiple times a day handing her documents >pay her little attention always keeping things work related >fast forward 6 months >walk by to take trash outside, she's looking at me >walk back in to warehouse >she's leaning on her desk with ass straight up in air >catches me looking but I keep my cool and move on >day passes >every time we talk work related s--- she gets super close into personal space |>another day I'm alone in break room washing mug at sink >she walks in >"Hey anon, how old are you?" >28 >"wooooow, I thought you were like 23!!!" (Her age) >l just say thanks keeping my cool >one Monday she asks how my weekend was, told her I went hiking, she lit up excited >i asked her what she did over weekend >she went to a brewery with her sister >asks if I've gone to a brewery >"No" >"ohhh we should go to a brewery sometime" >dropped the ball and didn't say "sure, let me get your number we'll go soon" >just said sure, sometime >few days pass >see her in break room alone, ask if she plans on bringing lunch tomorrow >she says she's not sure >if you decide not to bring a lunch then lunch is on me >oh nice, yeah sure >we go get lunch next day >she got sneaky and handed her card to cashier and said I could pay for the next lunch >good vibes the whole time the hour lunch we had, didn't get her number because we were deep in convo >a week or so later tell her l'd like to treat her to some lunch >same as above good convo and vibes the whole time didn't get her number >at the end of the second lunch I say she can pick the next spot, she says she thinks sushi is next >two weeks pass, I ssk if she'd like to get sushi, she says sure >whats your number l'll send the details >she puts in her number >l send her a text later "here's the spot, let me know what day works for you" | >GHOSTED she started taking her lunches earlier to avoid me, I keep my cool and go back to keeping s--- 100% professional, what I do? |

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Anon want snu snu | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)09:34:51 No.65673016 File: 1645497123877.jpg (191 KB, 680x561) >>65663580 (OP) >be me >6'8" >260lb >lifting since I was 16 to cope with back problems >only get attention from women under 5'5" >had a giantess fetish since I was a boy It sucks anons, I just want to be the little spoon
Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)09:34:51 No.65673016 File: 1645497123877.jpg (191 KB, 680x561) >>65663580 (OP) >be me >6'8" >260lb >lifting since I was 16 to cope with back problems >only get attention from women under 5'5" >had a giantess fetish since I was a boy It sucks anons, I just want to be the little spoon

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