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: Anonymous They know 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW 551 KB PNG
: Anonymous They know 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW 551 KB PNG

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Anon does the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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Anon found home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/19(Sat)07:17:04 No.793960993 > be 14 y/o me > find 4chan > everyone calls each other autistic and gay > "this is stupid" > leave 4chan > ffw 3 years 137 KB PNG > realize l'm gay > ffw another year > get diagnosed with autism > mfw > I'm home bois
: Anonymous 03/02/19(Sat)07:17:04 No.793960993 > be 14 y/o me > find 4chan > everyone calls each other autistic and gay > "this is stupid" > leave 4chan > ffw 3 years 137 KB PNG > realize l'm gay > ffw another year > get diagnosed with autism > mfw > I'm home bois

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Duality of ‘chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:42:27 No.66222048 >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >erection gone 72 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:44:02 No.66222061 >>66222048 (OP) # >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >c-- waterfalls
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:42:27 No.66222048 >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >erection gone 72 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)13:44:02 No.66222061 >>66222048 (OP) # >jerking off >about to c-- buckets >sister walks in >c-- waterfalls

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Teenanon trolls his friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:57:33 No.847675175 >be me >12 years ago >puberty just started >friend from school tells me that i can rub my d--- to feel good >w--.jpg >i dont believe him 28 KB JPG >"show me" >he begins to touch my d--- >feels kinda good am confused >"hey Anon can i put it in my mouth i saw a girl do it" >i have no idea whats going on >"um sure" >my d--- is in my friends mouth >pee in his mouth and start laughing hysterically >funniest thing ever >start telling everyone at school >be bullied until moving out of the country
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:57:33 No.847675175 >be me >12 years ago >puberty just started >friend from school tells me that i can rub my d--- to feel good >w--.jpg >i dont believe him 28 KB JPG >"show me" >he begins to touch my d--- >feels kinda good am confused >"hey Anon can i put it in my mouth i saw a girl do it" >i have no idea whats going on >"um sure" >my d--- is in my friends mouth >pee in his mouth and start laughing hysterically >funniest thing ever >start telling everyone at school >be bullied until moving out of the country

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Anon is cheap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)11:38:18 No.66220934 >be me, living in city >hobos walk up to me pretty often >"Excuse me sir, do you have any spare change?" >"Yeah, man, I got a little" >"Thank you so much sir-" >"I never said you were getting any of it though" 1.39 MB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)11:38:18 No.66220934 >be me, living in city >hobos walk up to me pretty often >"Excuse me sir, do you have any spare change?" >"Yeah, man, I got a little" >"Thank you so much sir-" >"I never said you were getting any of it though" 1.39 MB PNG View Thread

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Anon cheats | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Boomer roomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)18:23:10 No.66224904 >watching naruto on the tv in the kitchen at 6:30pm >65 yo roommate comes out of his room to eat a swiss roll and drink milk >im just watching the anime >hes standing at a counter eating his swiss roll 380 KB PNG >a couple minutes pass >hey tony >yeah >whats this called? >its called naruto >finishes his swiss roll and goes to bed moved in last month and this is probably the best roommate ive had
: Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)18:23:10 No.66224904 >watching naruto on the tv in the kitchen at 6:30pm >65 yo roommate comes out of his room to eat a swiss roll and drink milk >im just watching the anime >hes standing at a counter eating his swiss roll 380 KB PNG >a couple minutes pass >hey tony >yeah >whats this called? >its called naruto >finishes his swiss roll and goes to bed moved in last month and this is probably the best roommate ive had

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Anon remembers Logsday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)16:14:49 No.22173710 What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week >Monday >Tuesday >Wednesday >Logsday >Thursday 71 KB JPG >Friday >Saturday >Sunday I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the f---? I feel like I'm goina crazy
: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)16:14:49 No.22173710 What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week >Monday >Tuesday >Wednesday >Logsday >Thursday 71 KB JPG >Friday >Saturday >Sunday I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the f---? I feel like I'm goina crazy

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Anon is a Christian | /r/Greentext


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Anon is done for | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck in ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you
: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck in ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you

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Anon rewrites GOT | /r/Greentext

OAnonymous 04/20/19(Satj01:07:41 No.113177236 - >113177416 >>113177469 >>113177525 >11317759 >113178242 >113178316 >>113178330 113178374 >>113178602 113178062 >113179470 113179955 Game-olhrones-jaime-lanLeng a (89 KB, 640x360) >final battle of humanity vs the dead >Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne >white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying >cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.." >Jaime kills the ww, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame >cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?" "I swear it" >audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime looks around >"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?" >Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target >"Õathkeeper." >Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly >"Do you know what they call me?" >as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing: >"Kingslayer. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"
OAnonymous 04/20/19(Satj01:07:41 No.113177236 - >113177416 >>113177469 >>113177525 >11317759 >113178242 >113178316 >>113178330 113178374 >>113178602 113178062 >113179470 113179955 Game-olhrones-jaime-lanLeng a (89 KB, 640x360) >final battle of humanity vs the dead >Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne >white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying >cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.." >Jaime kills the ww, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame >cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?" "I swear it" >audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime looks around >"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?" >Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target >"Õathkeeper." >Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly >"Do you know what they call me?" >as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing: >"Kingslayer. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"

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Anon follow the news | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)20:21:38 No.964313 >>964241 How does this make you feel? >Kyle Rittenhouse exonerated >exonerated on International Men's Day >on the same day Biden gets sodomized in the ass
Anonymous 11/19/21(Fri)20:21:38 No.964313 >>964241 How does this make you feel? >Kyle Rittenhouse exonerated >exonerated on International Men's Day >on the same day Biden gets sodomized in the ass

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Anon hangs out with his Dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/21(Thu)11:39:46 No.848796647 >be me >19 >strained relationship with dad, he had short temper and I was stubborn > hangs out with him for the day as my car gets fixed 76 KB JPG >talks to me about childhood >grandpa used to beat thE F--- outta him and grandma >told me when he was 14 he fought back and it finally stopped > said he never wanted to be that H-------- I just feel so bad, I gained so much respect for him.. god View Thread li.
: Anonymous 03/04/21(Thu)11:39:46 No.848796647 >be me >19 >strained relationship with dad, he had short temper and I was stubborn > hangs out with him for the day as my car gets fixed 76 KB JPG >talks to me about childhood >grandpa used to beat thE F--- outta him and grandma >told me when he was 14 he fought back and it finally stopped > said he never wanted to be that H-------- I just feel so bad, I gained so much respect for him.. god View Thread li.

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Anon is a groomer. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)13:19:46 No.63053933 >be me >grooming reddit accounts to sell >farm karma by posting stuff from wikipedia >they got a today on this day in history section 68 KB JPG >usually grind up karma by the thousands >when you post in related subreddits >today on this day MLK was shot >my karma senses tingle >post pic of shot MLK in r/blacklivesmatter >mfw account suspended for hatespeech : Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:04:16 No.63055142 >>63053933 (OP) # >grooming reddit accounts to sell I weep for you. You sad, lonely creature.
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)13:19:46 No.63053933 >be me >grooming reddit accounts to sell >farm karma by posting stuff from wikipedia >they got a today on this day in history section 68 KB JPG >usually grind up karma by the thousands >when you post in related subreddits >today on this day MLK was shot >my karma senses tingle >post pic of shot MLK in r/blacklivesmatter >mfw account suspended for hatespeech : Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:04:16 No.63055142 >>63053933 (OP) # >grooming reddit accounts to sell I weep for you. You sad, lonely creature.

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anon leaked the next spiderman movie plot | /r/Greentext

20211119_060819.jpg 186 KB JPG *peter parker enters j.jonah jameson office* >i got the spiderman pictures mr jameson *jonah throw the divorce papers away and quickly grab the pics from peter hand* >ahhh yes peter these are the pictures.. i was waiting for, look at his huge c---, god i bet when he masturbate he need both hands to grab it, yeees *peter takes the pictures from jonah hand* >not so fast mr jameson, this is naked spiderman, i want triple the money this time >and you shall get it peter, now GIVE THEM BACK! *peter hand them back* >leave peter, and close the door.. *5 minutes later* *spiderman watching jonah masturbating from the window, jonah doesn't realise* >oh gosh spidey why don't you just start an onlyfans, i hate you so much ahhhhh *spiderman break the window and barge into the office with a HUGE boner* >why start an onlyfans when i only need one guy? and that's you silly *jonah stand up* >shall we begin spidey? *hardcore gay sex on the desk* >ahh yes spiderman kill my ass like that thug killed your uncle *spiderman shed a single tear, but continued f------ for 30 minutes* >that was amazing spidey >you were also amazing jonah, but can you do something for me? >anything spidey... >i want to you publish... *spiderman whisper it into jonah ear* >no problem *the next day people get the newspaper* the main headline: spiderman is amazing at sex, and he have a HUGE c--- FIN
20211119_060819.jpg 186 KB JPG *peter parker enters j.jonah jameson office* >i got the spiderman pictures mr jameson *jonah throw the divorce papers away and quickly grab the pics from peter hand* >ahhh yes peter these are the pictures.. i was waiting for, look at his huge c---, god i bet when he masturbate he need both hands to grab it, yeees *peter takes the pictures from jonah hand* >not so fast mr jameson, this is naked spiderman, i want triple the money this time >and you shall get it peter, now GIVE THEM BACK! *peter hand them back* >leave peter, and close the door.. *5 minutes later* *spiderman watching jonah masturbating from the window, jonah doesn't realise* >oh gosh spidey why don't you just start an onlyfans, i hate you so much ahhhhh *spiderman break the window and barge into the office with a HUGE boner* >why start an onlyfans when i only need one guy? and that's you silly *jonah stand up* >shall we begin spidey? *hardcore gay sex on the desk* >ahh yes spiderman kill my ass like that thug killed your uncle *spiderman shed a single tear, but continued f------ for 30 minutes* >that was amazing spidey >you were also amazing jonah, but can you do something for me? >anything spidey... >i want to you publish... *spiderman whisper it into jonah ear* >no problem *the next day people get the newspaper* the main headline: spiderman is amazing at sex, and he have a HUGE c--- FIN

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Anon watches the new nwh trailer | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Fighting Spider Man >Find out he's Peter, make up with him, and sacrifice myself to save NYC >Drown >Wake up 102 KB JPG >l'm in the middle of a highway >Futuristic cars everywhere >Not questioning anything >l see Peter/Spider Man >Want to kill him for some reason >Not questioning why he's a foot shorter and wearing futuristic suit and sounds different Who wrote this? And better yet, who approved it?
>Be me >Fighting Spider Man >Find out he's Peter, make up with him, and sacrifice myself to save NYC >Drown >Wake up 102 KB JPG >l'm in the middle of a highway >Futuristic cars everywhere >Not questioning anything >l see Peter/Spider Man >Want to kill him for some reason >Not questioning why he's a foot shorter and wearing futuristic suit and sounds different Who wrote this? And better yet, who approved it?

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Anon didn't like portal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG
: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG

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Anon has a fat fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)22:27:07 No.866971405 > be me > degenerate f--- who exclusively likes fat chicks > dating chubby girl > not as big as I prefer, but she is nice and it doesn't bother me 593 KB JPG > masturbate in moderation, nothing too frequently since we have sex regularly > years go by, only fall further in love > gf decides to lose weight > dont want to be a selfish prick who prioritizes his fetish over the happiness and health of his parter > encourage and help her lose weight, thinking that it won't be too bad > she actually manages to lose about 40 lbs, is no longer chubby > begin to masturbate much more frequently since I can't get my fix from her > begin to have sex less, making me even more dependent on m----------- > the only way I can make myself want to have sex with her is by not jacking off at all for half a week > it doesn't even feel like it's worth it anymore > I f------ hate myself for being such a degenerate. I love this woman, but i feel like i destroyed any chance of having a healthy sex life with her
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)22:27:07 No.866971405 > be me > degenerate f--- who exclusively likes fat chicks > dating chubby girl > not as big as I prefer, but she is nice and it doesn't bother me 593 KB JPG > masturbate in moderation, nothing too frequently since we have sex regularly > years go by, only fall further in love > gf decides to lose weight > dont want to be a selfish prick who prioritizes his fetish over the happiness and health of his parter > encourage and help her lose weight, thinking that it won't be too bad > she actually manages to lose about 40 lbs, is no longer chubby > begin to masturbate much more frequently since I can't get my fix from her > begin to have sex less, making me even more dependent on m----------- > the only way I can make myself want to have sex with her is by not jacking off at all for half a week > it doesn't even feel like it's worth it anymore > I f------ hate myself for being such a degenerate. I love this woman, but i feel like i destroyed any chance of having a healthy sex life with her

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