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It's only teenage wasteland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)20:56:45 No.66214283 >tell my mom about how I missed out on teenage love and how it's basically over >"you can still experience adult love!" >mfw 10 KB JPG Women really don't get it do they? : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)21:00:31 No.66214322 Go outside you f------ retard and stop dwelling on the past
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)20:56:45 No.66214283 >tell my mom about how I missed out on teenage love and how it's basically over >"you can still experience adult love!" >mfw 10 KB JPG Women really don't get it do they? : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)21:00:31 No.66214322 Go outside you f------ retard and stop dwelling on the past

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Anon is himself! | /r/Greentext


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Losing the V-card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:53:11 No.66213706 >there are THOUSANDS of misguided men out there thinking lifting will make them more attractive to grils >when in fact they can just wear low cut v-necks and a beanie for 24 KB JPG an artsy, soulful vibe to pull chicks while still being their skinny selves
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:53:11 No.66213706 >there are THOUSANDS of misguided men out there thinking lifting will make them more attractive to grils >when in fact they can just wear low cut v-necks and a beanie for 24 KB JPG an artsy, soulful vibe to pull chicks while still being their skinny selves

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Anon goes to bed. | /r/Greentext

Bed · 32s (11/19 3:19) · 30301203 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 4KB · (259 × 194) >1am, be tired >jump in bed >close eyes >??? >open eyes >8am, be rested how dou you retards fall for this s---
Bed · 32s (11/19 3:19) · 30301203 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 4KB · (259 × 194) >1am, be tired >jump in bed >close eyes >??? >open eyes >8am, be rested how dou you retards fall for this s---

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anon checkmates the roastie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)20:01:19 No.64642652 eaf106cc072109caf3459de023d3616e.jpg 202 KB JPG >Anon, quick! Grab the antidote! If my breasts grow past a certain point, they won't be able to return to normal! How do you respond? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)20:15:06 No.64642764 >>64642652 (OP) # Inject the shrinking antidote into my penis. Checkmate Veronica. 80 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)20:01:19 No.64642652 eaf106cc072109caf3459de023d3616e.jpg 202 KB JPG >Anon, quick! Grab the antidote! If my breasts grow past a certain point, they won't be able to return to normal! How do you respond? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)20:15:06 No.64642764 >>64642652 (OP) # Inject the shrinking antidote into my penis. Checkmate Veronica. 80 KB JPG

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Anon is Nordic, I think? | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/20/19(Mon)20:59:11 No.52512643 ► File: 1547385849276.jpg (46 KB, 588x575) >>52512421 (OP) >BM M >PIPIEX >MPP N «HT RMFM THIS
O Anonymous 05/20/19(Mon)20:59:11 No.52512643 ► File: 1547385849276.jpg (46 KB, 588x575) >>52512421 (OP) >BM M >PIPIEX >MPP N «HT RMFM THIS

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Tranon consumes gummy vitamins | /r/Greentext

File: Mnghfhmfnh.png (39 KB, 370x320) Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)16:18:27 No.23218261 >parents want me to be healthy as a kid so they have gummy vitamins and lots of supplement >ask my mom one day if I can have one of her "women's multivitamins >"these are for girls anon, you can't take them or else you'd grow boobs or something" >l wake up in the middle night and eat all the remaining gummies >instead of becoming a girl l end up in the hospital and almost f------ die
File: Mnghfhmfnh.png (39 KB, 370x320) Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)16:18:27 No.23218261 >parents want me to be healthy as a kid so they have gummy vitamins and lots of supplement >ask my mom one day if I can have one of her "women's multivitamins >"these are for girls anon, you can't take them or else you'd grow boobs or something" >l wake up in the middle night and eat all the remaining gummies >instead of becoming a girl l end up in the hospital and almost f------ die

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Anon takes the plunge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/19(Mon)08:58:53 No.81432556- Alright kids let me tell you a story. >be me >out with my girlfriend >both in high school >she goes to restroom, single stall >family restroom so both are allowed >she gets out and I go in 22 KB JPG >piss in the toilet >I had a piss kink >l slurp some >get out and ask her why she didn't flush >"oh I didn't pee I just did my hair" >run outside and vomit >mfw It's been 10 years since then and we have a kid and she still doesn't know
: Anonymous 11/18/19(Mon)08:58:53 No.81432556- Alright kids let me tell you a story. >be me >out with my girlfriend >both in high school >she goes to restroom, single stall >family restroom so both are allowed >she gets out and I go in 22 KB JPG >piss in the toilet >I had a piss kink >l slurp some >get out and ask her why she didn't flush >"oh I didn't pee I just did my hair" >run outside and vomit >mfw It's been 10 years since then and we have a kid and she still doesn't know

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Anon gets a song stuck in his head | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 8eHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon"
: Anonymous (ID: 8eHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon"

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Next level fapping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)15:50:37 No.65823522 >make a reddit account posing as a girl >repost nudes i got from /b/ >invite redditors to send me clips of them jerking off >send those clips to gay dudes and get them to buy me stuff 14 KB JPG >return that stuff for money >use that money to tip camgirls
: Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)15:50:37 No.65823522 >make a reddit account posing as a girl >repost nudes i got from /b/ >invite redditors to send me clips of them jerking off >send those clips to gay dudes and get them to buy me stuff 14 KB JPG >return that stuff for money >use that money to tip camgirls

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Anon tasted the bee. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/19(Sat)13:04:45 No.804549615 >be me >on the bike >going downhill fast >talking with my friends >my mouth wide open >went through a swarm of flies >some fly entered my mouth >"well, if it's already in my mouth 300 KB JPG let's see what it tastes like" It was a terrible combination of extremely sour and extremely bitter taste. Would not recommend. Don't eat flies, anons. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 07/13/19(Sat)13:26:18 No.804550750 >>804549615 (OP) # I cannot describe how disgusted this makes me feel
: Anonymous 07/13/19(Sat)13:04:45 No.804549615 >be me >on the bike >going downhill fast >talking with my friends >my mouth wide open >went through a swarm of flies >some fly entered my mouth >"well, if it's already in my mouth 300 KB JPG let's see what it tastes like" It was a terrible combination of extremely sour and extremely bitter taste. Would not recommend. Don't eat flies, anons. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 07/13/19(Sat)13:26:18 No.804550750 >>804549615 (OP) # I cannot describe how disgusted this makes me feel

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Anon meets Chris | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:27:20 No.866952306 >be me >wage cuck >feeling s----- at work >go to breakroom to think >coworker i've never talked to comes in >"Hey Anon, you feeling alright? I've noticed you've been kinda down lately, 67 KB PNG want to go do some bowling with me?" >l go do bowling >happy Thanks Chris : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:30:11 No.866952473 >>866952306 (OP) # Good for you, anon Remember to be like Chris next time you 158 KB PNG see a person feeling down
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:27:20 No.866952306 >be me >wage cuck >feeling s----- at work >go to breakroom to think >coworker i've never talked to comes in >"Hey Anon, you feeling alright? I've noticed you've been kinda down lately, 67 KB PNG want to go do some bowling with me?" >l go do bowling >happy Thanks Chris : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)19:30:11 No.866952473 >>866952306 (OP) # Good for you, anon Remember to be like Chris next time you 158 KB PNG see a person feeling down

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Anon is gonna make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)12:52:18 No.866947566 > Be me > Looser > sad.png > Go to /b/ to vent > Wait for insults > no insults 385 KB PNG > only words of encouragement You guys are ok, I don't care what anyone says. Stay you. We all gonna make it someday! 7 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)13:05:48 No.866948172 remember to drink water fren 25 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)12:52:18 No.866947566 > Be me > Looser > sad.png > Go to /b/ to vent > Wait for insults > no insults 385 KB PNG > only words of encouragement You guys are ok, I don't care what anyone says. Stay you. We all gonna make it someday! 7 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/18/21(Thu)13:05:48 No.866948172 remember to drink water fren 25 KB JPG

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Half-Baked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)21:31:41 No.66202332 >talking with girl >mention something i cooked >she asks me to cook for her >like f------ clockwork >ask what she wants >its always cupcakes, bread, or a burger what the f--- is wrong with girls? 66 KB JPG why dont they eat anything else?
: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)21:31:41 No.66202332 >talking with girl >mention something i cooked >she asks me to cook for her >like f------ clockwork >ask what she wants >its always cupcakes, bread, or a burger what the f--- is wrong with girls? 66 KB JPG why dont they eat anything else?

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Short end of the stick | /r/Greentext


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Anon’s trolls the schizanons | /r/Greentext

>go on /r/schizophrenia >pick out a post that talks about suffering delusions >PM something related to them like "watch out for the red cars 24 KB PNG this week, that's what they're gonna be using this time" for gangstalking related delusions >watch them slowly break down because of my influence
>go on /r/schizophrenia >pick out a post that talks about suffering delusions >PM something related to them like "watch out for the red cars 24 KB PNG this week, that's what they're gonna be using this time" for gangstalking related delusions >watch them slowly break down because of my influence

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Made in Thailand | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47728060 1 hr. ago •.. >>47725984 (OP) >be neet incel >go to Thailand >cheap beer >cheap food >warm >1000's of tourists >get f----- up at beach parties >no one cares you're alone >locals are chill as f--- >woke up under a tree one day with an old lady laughing and handing me fruit 2 REPLIES
Anonymous | 47728060 1 hr. ago •.. >>47725984 (OP) >be neet incel >go to Thailand >cheap beer >cheap food >warm >1000's of tourists >get f----- up at beach parties >no one cares you're alone >locals are chill as f--- >woke up under a tree one day with an old lady laughing and handing me fruit 2 REPLIES

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This made me proud | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)13:44:01 No.776408634 KE >be eating girl out >remember autistic thread about spelling letters with tounge on clit >try it out >shelike.webm 367 KB JPG >spell '4chan' tfw when 4chan made a girl c-- you finally did it /b/
: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)13:44:01 No.776408634 KE >be eating girl out >remember autistic thread about spelling letters with tounge on clit >try it out >shelike.webm 367 KB JPG >spell '4chan' tfw when 4chan made a girl c-- you finally did it /b/

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Anon smokes a weed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)00:55:55 No.787456165 >be me >live next door to chad family >make friends with their 15 y/o son >watch him sometimes when parents are out of town >one night when chads parents weren't> home they asked me to 9 KB JPG watch him for the night since they were coming back tomorrow >stay up till 12 playing vidya gaem with little chad >chad asks me if i smoke the devils lettuce >mfw >mfw when we stay up till 3am smoking weed and talking about random s--- thanks little chad, i will never forget you
: Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)00:55:55 No.787456165 >be me >live next door to chad family >make friends with their 15 y/o son >watch him sometimes when parents are out of town >one night when chads parents weren't> home they asked me to 9 KB JPG watch him for the night since they were coming back tomorrow >stay up till 12 playing vidya gaem with little chad >chad asks me if i smoke the devils lettuce >mfw >mfw when we stay up till 3am smoking weed and talking about random s--- thanks little chad, i will never forget you

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Anon has a realisation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thailand holidays 12/30/18(Sun)22:20:05 No.50143390 >be me >holidays in thailand >in a club >high and drunk af >dance and drink with an 8/10 asian qt >she says she wants to go somewhere private 48 KB JPG >Im gonna g-----------.exe >keep drinking and smoking >in a hotel room >last thing i remember is waking up alone >she is not here >my ass hurts a lot >3 used condoms on the floor >ass still hurts lots >Lots of lipstick marks on my body >condoms big sized >thats not my size.exe >realization.jpg >oh no Did i got r---- by a ladyboy?
: Anonymous Thailand holidays 12/30/18(Sun)22:20:05 No.50143390 >be me >holidays in thailand >in a club >high and drunk af >dance and drink with an 8/10 asian qt >she says she wants to go somewhere private 48 KB JPG >Im gonna g-----------.exe >keep drinking and smoking >in a hotel room >last thing i remember is waking up alone >she is not here >my ass hurts a lot >3 used condoms on the floor >ass still hurts lots >Lots of lipstick marks on my body >condoms big sized >thats not my size.exe >realization.jpg >oh no Did i got r---- by a ladyboy?

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