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>sit on train Anonymous No. 66157895 9 minutes ago 1634296209542.png PNG 442.1 KiB 1106x820 >zoomer sit close to me sharing a headphone with one in each ear >saying "you shoul listen to this ooo its so good >10 s pass >ohh did you hear <insert n------ lil name> its soo good >15 s pass >000 did u hear <insert n---- nogga lil name > its soo good >10 pass Why can't zoomers just listen to a f------ song more than 30 s ? Do all them have ADHD ? 1 reply
>sit on train Anonymous No. 66157895 9 minutes ago 1634296209542.png PNG 442.1 KiB 1106x820 >zoomer sit close to me sharing a headphone with one in each ear >saying "you shoul listen to this ooo its so good >10 s pass >ohh did you hear <insert n------ lil name> its soo good >15 s pass >000 did u hear <insert n---- nogga lil name > its soo good >10 pass Why can't zoomers just listen to a f------ song more than 30 s ? Do all them have ADHD ? 1 reply

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Anon gets burned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)17:19:52 No.866736557 >be me >18 >Gf left a few months ago >putting myself back out there >meet girl on IFunny with low self esteem >enjoy talking to her, she seems nice >continue talking to her, showing obvious 125 KB PNG signs of interest >Genuinely interested in her, which doesnt usually happen >tell her she deserves to be happy >get her discord >discord linked to twitch >twitch linked to insta >fat.png >immediately lose all interest and feel disgust towards her Why am i like this /b/ : Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)17:21:22 No.866736618 >>866736557 (OP) # If it makes you feel any better, she would have reacted the same way upon seeing you.
: Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)17:19:52 No.866736557 >be me >18 >Gf left a few months ago >putting myself back out there >meet girl on IFunny with low self esteem >enjoy talking to her, she seems nice >continue talking to her, showing obvious 125 KB PNG signs of interest >Genuinely interested in her, which doesnt usually happen >tell her she deserves to be happy >get her discord >discord linked to twitch >twitch linked to insta >fat.png >immediately lose all interest and feel disgust towards her Why am i like this /b/ : Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)17:21:22 No.866736618 >>866736557 (OP) # If it makes you feel any better, she would have reacted the same way upon seeing you.

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Anon is a bus person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)03:57:30 No.66166587 My first time here, thought I'd share a story >be student >no gf, pretty boring life >when I have nothing to do, I take a bus in my city and when it arrives at its last stop I take the 38 KB JPG one that goes the other way >listening to music the whole time >repeat until my phone dies or I get hungry Am I autistic for doing this?
Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)03:57:30 No.66166587 My first time here, thought I'd share a story >be student >no gf, pretty boring life >when I have nothing to do, I take a bus in my city and when it arrives at its last stop I take the 38 KB JPG one that goes the other way >listening to music the whole time >repeat until my phone dies or I get hungry Am I autistic for doing this?

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Anon sticks it to the new kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)19:35:38 No.866722353 File: 1513701150326.jpg (19 KB, 474x468) >>866722419 >>866722634 >>866721461 (OP) >Be me >15 >Freshman in highschool >Football practice in the mornings >too early for this s--- >Finish practice, hit the showers >lts all freshman >Varsity is last period >New kid has been making fun of me for being fat for a few weeks >Boiling rage >Everyone is messing around bc 15 >Some kid is turning the lights off >Pitch black >ldea.png >Trace my steps to new kid >Wait for lights to go out >Bravosixgoingdark.gif >Sidestep the mexican kid on the team >Swing with all my f------ might >Smash the side of new kid's face with my fist >New Kid starts screaming >Sidestep back into place while everyone freaks out >Shampoo in my eyes >Ah fug >Lights come on >150 IQ play >"Guys I can't see, got soap in my eyes! What's happening?!?!" >"Someone punched New Kid! He's bleeding everywhere." >Finally get soap out of my eyes and look down >New kid is f----- >Entire face becomes swollen >Eye is bleeding >ohfugimdead.txt >Tell coaches >No one knows who did it >Everyone tries to go detective mode and figure it out >Mexican bro tells coaches it couldn't be me bcI got soap in my eyes when everyone freaked out >My name is cleared >New Kid quits team bc he's too scared to take showers Eat s--- faget, hope you read this one day.
Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)19:35:38 No.866722353 File: 1513701150326.jpg (19 KB, 474x468) >>866722419 >>866722634 >>866721461 (OP) >Be me >15 >Freshman in highschool >Football practice in the mornings >too early for this s--- >Finish practice, hit the showers >lts all freshman >Varsity is last period >New kid has been making fun of me for being fat for a few weeks >Boiling rage >Everyone is messing around bc 15 >Some kid is turning the lights off >Pitch black >ldea.png >Trace my steps to new kid >Wait for lights to go out >Bravosixgoingdark.gif >Sidestep the mexican kid on the team >Swing with all my f------ might >Smash the side of new kid's face with my fist >New Kid starts screaming >Sidestep back into place while everyone freaks out >Shampoo in my eyes >Ah fug >Lights come on >150 IQ play >"Guys I can't see, got soap in my eyes! What's happening?!?!" >"Someone punched New Kid! He's bleeding everywhere." >Finally get soap out of my eyes and look down >New kid is f----- >Entire face becomes swollen >Eye is bleeding >ohfugimdead.txt >Tell coaches >No one knows who did it >Everyone tries to go detective mode and figure it out >Mexican bro tells coaches it couldn't be me bcI got soap in my eyes when everyone freaked out >My name is cleared >New Kid quits team bc he's too scared to take showers Eat s--- faget, hope you read this one day.

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Anon gives 1 star | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)11:53:58 No.851359630 >Be me >order food from DoorDash >says it will take 20 minutes >hard af >it's been 2 hours w-- >look outside to see trail of blood and a 597 KB JPG collapsed body >look down street and see horrific car crash >driver crashed and in his final moments brought me my food >rate him 1 star for being late and leaving his trash body in my driveway
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)11:53:58 No.851359630 >Be me >order food from DoorDash >says it will take 20 minutes >hard af >it's been 2 hours w-- >look outside to see trail of blood and a 597 KB JPG collapsed body >look down street and see horrific car crash >driver crashed and in his final moments brought me my food >rate him 1 star for being late and leaving his trash body in my driveway

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anon criticizes the writing in japanese games | /r/Greentext

>japanese game >trying to give the main female character a flaw >"DUDE WHAT IF SHE'S LIKE REALLY BAD AT COOKING LMAO?"
>japanese game >trying to give the main female character a flaw >"DUDE WHAT IF SHE'S LIKE REALLY BAD AT COOKING LMAO?"

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man

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Anon doesn't like Elon Musk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /D54GOly ) E 11/14/21(Sun)20:15:07 No.347607723 >>347606096 (OP) # >be Elon >born into wealth with apartheid money >be autistic and into robots 1.25 MB GIF >set up a company with a loan from your family and friends >tell the US govt you have a factory making electric cars and ask subsidies >use govt money to hire actual engineers to work for you >take credit and shitpost on twitter Just take take take, huh Elon? >>347607984 # >>347609446 # >>347611413 # >>347612365 #
: Anonymous (ID: /D54GOly ) E 11/14/21(Sun)20:15:07 No.347607723 >>347606096 (OP) # >be Elon >born into wealth with apartheid money >be autistic and into robots 1.25 MB GIF >set up a company with a loan from your family and friends >tell the US govt you have a factory making electric cars and ask subsidies >use govt money to hire actual engineers to work for you >take credit and shitpost on twitter Just take take take, huh Elon? >>347607984 # >>347609446 # >>347611413 # >>347612365 #

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Anon has a bad friend | /r/Greentext

File: Why.jpg (120 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)19:48:05 No.866720531 >Вe me >Caucasian >Have Asian friend >Go to college >8 months in >Friend stops talking to me >Ask friend through text if he wants to hang out >He says yes >one day later >Go to coffee shop >Sit down at the table >Friend walks up and pours coffee on me >Calls me an oppressor >Leaves I just wanted to hang out.
File: Why.jpg (120 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)19:48:05 No.866720531 >Вe me >Caucasian >Have Asian friend >Go to college >8 months in >Friend stops talking to me >Ask friend through text if he wants to hang out >He says yes >one day later >Go to coffee shop >Sit down at the table >Friend walks up and pours coffee on me >Calls me an oppressor >Leaves I just wanted to hang out.

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Anon had a great dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was la good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you. •..
Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was la good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you. •..

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Anon is Jewish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a rented house >family is mostly poor 216 KB PNG >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a rented house >family is mostly poor 216 KB PNG >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/

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Anon is on trial | /r/Greentext

Screenshot 2021-11-10 111126.png 503 KB PNG Mr. Rittenhouse, you're familiar with Call of Duty, correct? Did you realize you were two kills away from being able to call in an airstrike? Are you aware of the destruction you would have wrought upon Kenosha?
Screenshot 2021-11-10 111126.png 503 KB PNG Mr. Rittenhouse, you're familiar with Call of Duty, correct? Did you realize you were two kills away from being able to call in an airstrike? Are you aware of the destruction you would have wrought upon Kenosha?

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Anon likes peanuts | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)00:59:14 No.5177852 >>5178422 >>5177893 >>5178032 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because...because they just will, ok?!? Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)01:01:33 No.5177868 >>5177893 >>5178032 File: 1629845357095.png (60 KB, 395x388) >>5177877 >>5177888 >Actually, Mr. God, didja know peanuts aren't nuts? As a matter of fact, they're legumes!
O Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)00:59:14 No.5177852 >>5178422 >>5177893 >>5178032 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because...because they just will, ok?!? Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)01:01:33 No.5177868 >>5177893 >>5178032 File: 1629845357095.png (60 KB, 395x388) >>5177877 >>5177888 >Actually, Mr. God, didja know peanuts aren't nuts? As a matter of fact, they're legumes!

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: Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)06:04:35 No.66153529 >Be me, Incel back in 2020 >Can't get gf or anything >Whatever l'll just be the gf and get a bf >Order HRT(Estrogen) from online pharmacy and self medicate > Almost 1 year on HRT already > Experience some of the effects, female fat redistribution, softer skin, breast/hip 2191 OGINO 186 KB JPG growth. > Wearing T shirt in my room (but live with my parents), father come in at my room and stares at my chest, he comes closer and then suddenly touches my chest. >He asks my "why the f--- do you have breasts" >l panic and yell that I don't know, pushing him out of the room and locked my door Look like its over robots, I'm gonna be disowned and kicked out soon. It was a good run I guess. 134 Replies / 14 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)14:33:53 No.66157914 >>66153529 (OP) # let's see this breasts
: Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)06:04:35 No.66153529 >Be me, Incel back in 2020 >Can't get gf or anything >Whatever l'll just be the gf and get a bf >Order HRT(Estrogen) from online pharmacy and self medicate > Almost 1 year on HRT already > Experience some of the effects, female fat redistribution, softer skin, breast/hip 2191 OGINO 186 KB JPG growth. > Wearing T shirt in my room (but live with my parents), father come in at my room and stares at my chest, he comes closer and then suddenly touches my chest. >He asks my "why the f--- do you have breasts" >l panic and yell that I don't know, pushing him out of the room and locked my door Look like its over robots, I'm gonna be disowned and kicked out soon. It was a good run I guess. 134 Replies / 14 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)14:33:53 No.66157914 >>66153529 (OP) # let's see this breasts

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Anon gets a visit from the Candyman | /r/Greentext

>Liked to sleep on couch as kid >Wake up around 4AM one morning >Raining >Can't go back to sleep 11 KB JPG >Decide to look out living room window >Crackscurtain.exe >Nothing there >Just still and dark >See large shadowy figure slowly walking past my front fence >Can make out long coat and wide brim hat >Not much else >Suddenly stops dead >Turns and looks straight at me >Immediately duck down >Tell myself if I wait a full 5 minutes he'll be gone >Count down on wall clock >Slowly raise head back up to window >Peer through crack >He's still there >Hadn't moved an inch >Stands over my front fence >Starts walking toward my f------ front door >Try to run to parents room >Can't >Try to scream >Can't >Literally so terrified it's like I have f------ Rigor mortis >Fall backwards off couch >Impact loosens me back up >Run into parents room screaming >Maniacincoming.mp3 >Dad grabs baseball bat >Beelines out front door >Mom and I follow >Nothing there >Just still and dark >Look around >No footprints >Nothing >Start to think I was dreaming >Until I spot the wide brimmed hat >Sitting on the dew covered ground
>Liked to sleep on couch as kid >Wake up around 4AM one morning >Raining >Can't go back to sleep 11 KB JPG >Decide to look out living room window >Crackscurtain.exe >Nothing there >Just still and dark >See large shadowy figure slowly walking past my front fence >Can make out long coat and wide brim hat >Not much else >Suddenly stops dead >Turns and looks straight at me >Immediately duck down >Tell myself if I wait a full 5 minutes he'll be gone >Count down on wall clock >Slowly raise head back up to window >Peer through crack >He's still there >Hadn't moved an inch >Stands over my front fence >Starts walking toward my f------ front door >Try to run to parents room >Can't >Try to scream >Can't >Literally so terrified it's like I have f------ Rigor mortis >Fall backwards off couch >Impact loosens me back up >Run into parents room screaming >Maniacincoming.mp3 >Dad grabs baseball bat >Beelines out front door >Mom and I follow >Nothing there >Just still and dark >Look around >No footprints >Nothing >Start to think I was dreaming >Until I spot the wide brimmed hat >Sitting on the dew covered ground

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Anon impresses his classmate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/19(Thu)23:46:03 No.803832434 >be me >at the gym >see 8.5/10 qt from my school >try to make small talk with her while I do 5kg bicep curls >decide to be even more of a 41 KB JPG chad and show off >l grab a pair of 25kg weights >"wow anon 25kgs is a lot, are you sure that's safe?" >it's showtime.jpg >l curl the weight and tear my bicep open >probably won't be able to go back to gym for at least a year
: Anonymous 07/04/19(Thu)23:46:03 No.803832434 >be me >at the gym >see 8.5/10 qt from my school >try to make small talk with her while I do 5kg bicep curls >decide to be even more of a 41 KB JPG chad and show off >l grab a pair of 25kg weights >"wow anon 25kgs is a lot, are you sure that's safe?" >it's showtime.jpg >l curl the weight and tear my bicep open >probably won't be able to go back to gym for at least a year

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Senior League | /r/Greentext

File: 1625185350042.jpg (40 KB, 750x739) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:20:00 No.66157763 [Reply] >>66157915 >>66157928 >>66157964 >old ladies always say i'm handsome, say i remind them of their husband when he was young, say they wish their daughters would date a guy like me >literally ZERO attention from any women my age or younger, ZERO matches on dating sites was i literally born in the wrong generation? are they calling me a boomer? O Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:26:01 No.66157825 no they're just lying
File: 1625185350042.jpg (40 KB, 750x739) Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:20:00 No.66157763 [Reply] >>66157915 >>66157928 >>66157964 >old ladies always say i'm handsome, say i remind them of their husband when he was young, say they wish their daughters would date a guy like me >literally ZERO attention from any women my age or younger, ZERO matches on dating sites was i literally born in the wrong generation? are they calling me a boomer? O Anonymous 11/14/21(Sun)12:26:01 No.66157825 no they're just lying

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