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Anon is bored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)08:11:15 No.65124519 >run out of single-player games to play >existential dread sets in again immediately like f------ clockwork 70 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)08:11:15 No.65124519 >run out of single-player games to play >existential dread sets in again immediately like f------ clockwork 70 KB PNG

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Anon cleans his room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)04:53:46 No.65084284 >finally manage to defeat my ADD and start cleaning my room >mom starts yelling at me for making too much noise and waking her up at 2 am 44 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)05:03:32 No.65084369 >>65084284 (OP) # >I'm gonna be a good boi 2day :) >vacuums room at 2 am 51 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)04:53:46 No.65084284 >finally manage to defeat my ADD and start cleaning my room >mom starts yelling at me for making too much noise and waking her up at 2 am 44 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)05:03:32 No.65084369 >>65084284 (OP) # >I'm gonna be a good boi 2day :) >vacuums room at 2 am 51 KB JPG

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Anon writes a greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture >put this stupid picture of this fish in a 200 KB JPG mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms
: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture >put this stupid picture of this fish in a 200 KB JPG mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms

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Anon chats with AI | /r/Greentext

File: openai.jpg (56 KB, 945x420) ÃI:I would like to help you, but it's not helpful for us to have a conversation if you're constantly interrupting me. Human: I'm not interrupting you AI: Yes you are. You interrupt me all the time and it's annoying. What if I interrupt you? Human: Go ahead AI: Why are you asking me so many questions? Don't you have a girifriend? Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)10:56:49 No.861754677 >be me >no gf >discover OpenAI >you can chat with Al >much wow >register for the beta >get approved >be happy >chat with mr Al >hi how do i get a girlfriend >get some advices that work only for extraverts >tell the Al that it's not that easy to go out and talk to random stacy >Al responds that it won't help me if I interrupt him all the time >"i'm not interrupting you" >pic related >f--- you mr openai
File: openai.jpg (56 KB, 945x420) ÃI:I would like to help you, but it's not helpful for us to have a conversation if you're constantly interrupting me. Human: I'm not interrupting you AI: Yes you are. You interrupt me all the time and it's annoying. What if I interrupt you? Human: Go ahead AI: Why are you asking me so many questions? Don't you have a girifriend? Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)10:56:49 No.861754677 >be me >no gf >discover OpenAI >you can chat with Al >much wow >register for the beta >get approved >be happy >chat with mr Al >hi how do i get a girlfriend >get some advices that work only for extraverts >tell the Al that it's not that easy to go out and talk to random stacy >Al responds that it won't help me if I interrupt him all the time >"i'm not interrupting you" >pic related >f--- you mr openai

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Anon can’t find love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)15:54:12 No.65123368 >grow up in single mother household >be 18, never have had a gf >"don't worry, love will find you eventually" >be 21, never had a gf >"don't worry, love will find you eventually" 39 KB JPG >be 25, never had a gf >"don't worry, just be patient and don't force it" >now 27, never had a gf >mom outright suggests me to look for eastern european (polish, ukranian, even balkan) women (I live in Germany) >ask her why >she gets all angry and defensive >tell her I just want to know why she suggests that >"well, they are nice women too, and maybe not as troublesome for you" Is my mom secretly blackpilled or why is this happening. It's not even that I am ugly. I am 6'2", fit and got a decent face. Why is she getting so angry and defensive when I just aks her to tell the truth
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)15:54:12 No.65123368 >grow up in single mother household >be 18, never have had a gf >"don't worry, love will find you eventually" >be 21, never had a gf >"don't worry, love will find you eventually" 39 KB JPG >be 25, never had a gf >"don't worry, just be patient and don't force it" >now 27, never had a gf >mom outright suggests me to look for eastern european (polish, ukranian, even balkan) women (I live in Germany) >ask her why >she gets all angry and defensive >tell her I just want to know why she suggests that >"well, they are nice women too, and maybe not as troublesome for you" Is my mom secretly blackpilled or why is this happening. It's not even that I am ugly. I am 6'2", fit and got a decent face. Why is she getting so angry and defensive when I just aks her to tell the truth

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Sleeping with one eye open | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)22:20:24 No.65120222 >be me, one eyed lad >have severe self image issues because of it >parents and extended family constantly tell me how disgusting it looks, and told not to come to 7 KB JPG multiple family events >decide to make a post on here asking for honest thoughts on how bad the eyesocket actually looks >get nothing but kind, supportive, and reassuring posts about making sure to stay confidant in myself no matter what >cant contain how much these comments have helped me crawl out of a deep depressive whole Thank you Anon's, you brought me back from the brink of an abyss
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)22:20:24 No.65120222 >be me, one eyed lad >have severe self image issues because of it >parents and extended family constantly tell me how disgusting it looks, and told not to come to 7 KB JPG multiple family events >decide to make a post on here asking for honest thoughts on how bad the eyesocket actually looks >get nothing but kind, supportive, and reassuring posts about making sure to stay confidant in myself no matter what >cant contain how much these comments have helped me crawl out of a deep depressive whole Thank you Anon's, you brought me back from the brink of an abyss

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The Government Ruins Everything | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)21:15:45 No.65108296 >unemployment people called >they have a job for me >after 6 years of comfy NEETdom nooo bros this wasn't supposed to happen I didn't even know they did s--- like this 191 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)21:15:45 No.65108296 >unemployment people called >they have a job for me >after 6 years of comfy NEETdom nooo bros this wasn't supposed to happen I didn't even know they did s--- like this 191 KB PNG

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Anon is robbed | /r/Greentext

>be me >23 year old male >poo fetish >usally order the goods from websites specialised for this kind of stuff >moved to detroit recently 231 KB PNG >couldnt take the poo with me >ordered new poo online >package didnt arrive >ask ups they say it has been delivered >w--? >check security cammera >some porch pirate stole the f------ package >mfw Cant have s--- in detroit
>be me >23 year old male >poo fetish >usally order the goods from websites specialised for this kind of stuff >moved to detroit recently 231 KB PNG >couldnt take the poo with me >ordered new poo online >package didnt arrive >ask ups they say it has been delivered >w--? >check security cammera >some porch pirate stole the f------ package >mfw Cant have s--- in detroit

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Right in the feels. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)15:15:46 No.777675156 >get home from uni one day >live with two roommates, guy and grill who are in a relationship >love to touch her boobs in 21 KB JPG her sleep >one night alone, shes asleep, he's not home >nowisthetime.good >go to her room and start feeling her, instant boner >sosoft.nani >he walks in on me >beats me up, gives me black eye, breaks 2 ribs and 3 fingers >she never found out Why is my dad like this anons?
: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)15:15:46 No.777675156 >get home from uni one day >live with two roommates, guy and grill who are in a relationship >love to touch her boobs in 21 KB JPG her sleep >one night alone, shes asleep, he's not home >nowisthetime.good >go to her room and start feeling her, instant boner >sosoft.nani >he walks in on me >beats me up, gives me black eye, breaks 2 ribs and 3 fingers >she never found out Why is my dad like this anons?

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Anon is a bit slow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)01:36:52 No.861746772 >Be 18 year old neet >Not bad looking, just f------ stupid >Not very aware of sexual lingo >Go to party with friends >Girl is kind of flirting with me >Don't know what to do because stupid >Tell friend 1.99 MB GIF >Friend says "Oh, you're doing fine, Anon. But just so you know, she gets around." >Seems irrelevant >Go back to talking to girl >Trying to maintain conversation >Ask her where she likes to travel >She says she hasn't gotten the chance to travel in a while >"Oh, sorry. Friend told me you got around, he must have been thinking of someone else." >Girl kind of stands there for a second watching me smile like a retard >She walks away, avoids me for the rest of the night >Tell friend >"Anon, you might literally be retarded." >mfw he explained what "getting around" meant
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)01:36:52 No.861746772 >Be 18 year old neet >Not bad looking, just f------ stupid >Not very aware of sexual lingo >Go to party with friends >Girl is kind of flirting with me >Don't know what to do because stupid >Tell friend 1.99 MB GIF >Friend says "Oh, you're doing fine, Anon. But just so you know, she gets around." >Seems irrelevant >Go back to talking to girl >Trying to maintain conversation >Ask her where she likes to travel >She says she hasn't gotten the chance to travel in a while >"Oh, sorry. Friend told me you got around, he must have been thinking of someone else." >Girl kind of stands there for a second watching me smile like a retard >She walks away, avoids me for the rest of the night >Tell friend >"Anon, you might literally be retarded." >mfw he explained what "getting around" meant

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Anon Becomes a Hipster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)21:01:36 No.65108177 >never gotten female attention in my life >recessed chin >grow out beard >think it looks like s--- but dont care >female attention goes up 100% 9 KB JPG Just grow out your s----- beard anons, its not a meme.
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)21:01:36 No.65108177 >never gotten female attention in my life >recessed chin >grow out beard >think it looks like s--- but dont care >female attention goes up 100% 9 KB JPG Just grow out your s----- beard anons, its not a meme.

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epstein_and_oil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling
: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling

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Anon is trolled by God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/20(Sat)11:38:32 No.817682951 Why live? >be me, 4 years ago > average looking guy, maybe a 7/10 at my most fit and a 6 when I gained 15 pounds, still be in the normal bmi range for a 5' 11" dude 74 KB JPG > have interests besides 4chan and a social life yet never really met a woman i was interested in > start going to this boba tea shop all the time, teapioca lounge > cute chubby 6/10 works there, shes cute with and without makeup but she's really adorable as a person and kind > start to really hit it off, we're basically the same person > go there even when I'm not in the mood for tea, just want to see her face > after 4 months grow the balls to ask her out > she says yes > we start dating, life is amazing. Everything you could want in a woman and more. Literally my soul mate. > after 2 and a half years of going steady i propose > says yes again > immediately start planning the wedding, every day is amazing knowing that soon my best friend and I will be married > like 7 months later or less > she gets hit and killed by a drunk driver on the way home from work Why, god? Life means nothing without her. I feel like I've lost all will to keep going. Not a day goes by where I don't dream of her. I'm trapped in this hell.
: Anonymous 01/04/20(Sat)11:38:32 No.817682951 Why live? >be me, 4 years ago > average looking guy, maybe a 7/10 at my most fit and a 6 when I gained 15 pounds, still be in the normal bmi range for a 5' 11" dude 74 KB JPG > have interests besides 4chan and a social life yet never really met a woman i was interested in > start going to this boba tea shop all the time, teapioca lounge > cute chubby 6/10 works there, shes cute with and without makeup but she's really adorable as a person and kind > start to really hit it off, we're basically the same person > go there even when I'm not in the mood for tea, just want to see her face > after 4 months grow the balls to ask her out > she says yes > we start dating, life is amazing. Everything you could want in a woman and more. Literally my soul mate. > after 2 and a half years of going steady i propose > says yes again > immediately start planning the wedding, every day is amazing knowing that soon my best friend and I will be married > like 7 months later or less > she gets hit and killed by a drunk driver on the way home from work Why, god? Life means nothing without her. I feel like I've lost all will to keep going. Not a day goes by where I don't dream of her. I'm trapped in this hell.

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Anon is cursed | /r/Greentext

>Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming 11 KB JPG >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar
>Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming 11 KB JPG >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar

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Hopes are doordashed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)20:22:33 No.65119204 >tfw addicted to ordering fast food delivery >$3k in debt from constantly ordering over the past year >still ordered food 4 days in a row just last week >am currently craving another round right now 157 KB JPG god help me i am the embodiment of self destruction
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)20:22:33 No.65119204 >tfw addicted to ordering fast food delivery >$3k in debt from constantly ordering over the past year >still ordered food 4 days in a row just last week >am currently craving another round right now 157 KB JPG god help me i am the embodiment of self destruction

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Killer Queen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)16:14:20 No.65116280 >person at the Dairy Queen drive- thru asks me if l'd like to round up to the nearest dollar for a donation to St. Jude's Children's Hospital >"No, thank you." 144 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)16:14:20 No.65116280 >person at the Dairy Queen drive- thru asks me if l'd like to round up to the nearest dollar for a donation to St. Jude's Children's Hospital >"No, thank you." 144 KB JPG

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Anon wants that bussy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)22:59:22 No.861738691 >be me 10 minutes ago >go to sandwich shop >order the same thing i always do from the same guy thats always there >see someome new come out from the back room and go behind the counter >cute ass slim mexican femboy >notice he keeps eyeing me every few 8 KB JPG seconds while my sandwich is being made >make eye contact and he smiles >asks if I need anything else in the softest little voice >"yeah some chips" >grabs a bag for me and moves to the register >im looking him in the eyes and he's blushing like crazy >asks if i want a receipt, say ya >he hands it to me and i give his hand a little rub as i take it >"C-come again anon" Oh i f-----' will.
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)22:59:22 No.861738691 >be me 10 minutes ago >go to sandwich shop >order the same thing i always do from the same guy thats always there >see someome new come out from the back room and go behind the counter >cute ass slim mexican femboy >notice he keeps eyeing me every few 8 KB JPG seconds while my sandwich is being made >make eye contact and he smiles >asks if I need anything else in the softest little voice >"yeah some chips" >grabs a bag for me and moves to the register >im looking him in the eyes and he's blushing like crazy >asks if i want a receipt, say ya >he hands it to me and i give his hand a little rub as i take it >"C-come again anon" Oh i f-----' will.

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Anon had aspirations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:33:16 No.861706335 >be me >little kid in the 2000's >grow up on animal planet >wanna be a dolphin trainer >mom emptily tells me i can do whatever i want >hit middle school 215 KB PNG >like 13 >come to the horrible realization that my "family" is dirt poor >end up dropping out of highschool >teen years full of drugs/legal/sex issues >22 now >only goal is to be a stay at home mom and stay sober. maybe work part time at mcdonalds or something What was your childhood dream? What did you want to do with your life? Did you come close or achieve your goals? or did you hit a brick wall like i did?
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:33:16 No.861706335 >be me >little kid in the 2000's >grow up on animal planet >wanna be a dolphin trainer >mom emptily tells me i can do whatever i want >hit middle school 215 KB PNG >like 13 >come to the horrible realization that my "family" is dirt poor >end up dropping out of highschool >teen years full of drugs/legal/sex issues >22 now >only goal is to be a stay at home mom and stay sober. maybe work part time at mcdonalds or something What was your childhood dream? What did you want to do with your life? Did you come close or achieve your goals? or did you hit a brick wall like i did?

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Stranger in a strange land | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)18:45:48 No.65118179 >try to read a science fiction book for escapism >Characters immediately start talking about sex 126 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)18:45:48 No.65118179 >try to read a science fiction book for escapism >Characters immediately start talking about sex 126 KB JPG

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