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: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:18:06 No.155371774 >born in 1980 >invents indie filmmaking >first Indie film 1981 Raiders of the Last Ark How did he do it? 481 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:19:38 No.155371802 >>155371774 (OP)_# He took you back to the past.
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:18:06 No.155371774 >born in 1980 >invents indie filmmaking >first Indie film 1981 Raiders of the Last Ark How did he do it? 481 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:19:38 No.155371802 >>155371774 (OP)_# He took you back to the past.

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Chad wins again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- 4chan cucked by April foo(...) 04/02/21(Fri)13:47:43 No.63020654 >be in a thread >talking to someone about an interest >they let on they are a girl and interested in talking to me >l go to post my discord >error deported to >>>/qb/ >cant change IP >watch as some f------ chad pretends to be me 116 KB JPG in the thread and drops his discord >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >this was my one chance and 4chan f----- me and an anon did me dirty 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)13:56:09 No.63020728 >>63020654 (OP) # You know whats even funnier OP? I left her on read.
: Anonymous F--- 4chan cucked by April foo(...) 04/02/21(Fri)13:47:43 No.63020654 >be in a thread >talking to someone about an interest >they let on they are a girl and interested in talking to me >l go to post my discord >error deported to >>>/qb/ >cant change IP >watch as some f------ chad pretends to be me 116 KB JPG in the thread and drops his discord >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >this was my one chance and 4chan f----- me and an anon did me dirty 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)13:56:09 No.63020728 >>63020654 (OP) # You know whats even funnier OP? I left her on read.

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Highschool moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)09:45:37 No.65100996 I truly peaked in high school >cute Puerto rican girl >had the same class 4th and 5th period >we would walk to class together each day >l assume she eventually got tired of me 30 KB JPG not making any moves so she eventually stopped >friends would make extremely strong hints that a girl liked me >did nothing about it because I was too chickenshit >pretty intimidated because she was cute and fairly popular >be a moron >have algebra 1 my senior year >have a few fellow morons my year in class with me >get passed a note one day >its from a "secret admirer" >she thinks I'm cute and the note is pretty sexually explicit >tells me she wants to meet behind the boys locker room at 3 >I have class off campus at that time >was pretty certain I knew who it was from >tfw peaked in high school >tfw wizard >tfw fear has ruined my life
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)09:45:37 No.65100996 I truly peaked in high school >cute Puerto rican girl >had the same class 4th and 5th period >we would walk to class together each day >l assume she eventually got tired of me 30 KB JPG not making any moves so she eventually stopped >friends would make extremely strong hints that a girl liked me >did nothing about it because I was too chickenshit >pretty intimidated because she was cute and fairly popular >be a moron >have algebra 1 my senior year >have a few fellow morons my year in class with me >get passed a note one day >its from a "secret admirer" >she thinks I'm cute and the note is pretty sexually explicit >tells me she wants to meet behind the boys locker room at 3 >I have class off campus at that time >was pretty certain I knew who it was from >tfw peaked in high school >tfw wizard >tfw fear has ruined my life

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Anon rethinks his life choices | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:40:23 No.29253413 >>29245596 # I got a degenerate drug story that made me reconsider all life choices >be me >degenerate loser in university years >take two tabs of the strongest acid ive ever done without telling anyone and all by myself >s--- starts hitting me wildly >turn on rap music because i love the music video visuals while tripping >songs start taking demonic twist >back out to youtube home screen >all the thumbnails are different rappers with their hands pointed to their temple like a gun as if suicide >refresh screen >all thumbnails mocking my favorite game apex legends >panic >grab weed and papers >i can roll a j under any conditions >weed begins disintegrating in my hands literally like the fabric of time and space was falling apart and the weed was turning to sand >tears streaming down my face as im forced to evaluate life choices and then its when it happend >burst of light outside and my room starts literally spinning >im met with my own consciousness impersonated in the wall >tells me to kill myself >point at it and scream f--- you f--- you f--- you >turn on jordon petersons depression video. he saved my life. i know pretty gay and lame but still has lasting effects on my psyche >>29255390 # >>29257914 # >>29258637 # >>29259147 # >>29262412 # >>29271571 # >>29274412 # >>29277821 # >>29278563 #
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:40:23 No.29253413 >>29245596 # I got a degenerate drug story that made me reconsider all life choices >be me >degenerate loser in university years >take two tabs of the strongest acid ive ever done without telling anyone and all by myself >s--- starts hitting me wildly >turn on rap music because i love the music video visuals while tripping >songs start taking demonic twist >back out to youtube home screen >all the thumbnails are different rappers with their hands pointed to their temple like a gun as if suicide >refresh screen >all thumbnails mocking my favorite game apex legends >panic >grab weed and papers >i can roll a j under any conditions >weed begins disintegrating in my hands literally like the fabric of time and space was falling apart and the weed was turning to sand >tears streaming down my face as im forced to evaluate life choices and then its when it happend >burst of light outside and my room starts literally spinning >im met with my own consciousness impersonated in the wall >tells me to kill myself >point at it and scream f--- you f--- you f--- you >turn on jordon petersons depression video. he saved my life. i know pretty gay and lame but still has lasting effects on my psyche >>29255390 # >>29257914 # >>29258637 # >>29259147 # >>29262412 # >>29271571 # >>29274412 # >>29277821 # >>29278563 #

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Anon is creepy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)12:07:44 No.65074316 >coworker says i never smile or talk >tell her i dont get happy when i see her so i dont smile >tell her she can talk to other people >she says that sounds like something a serial killer would say 36 KB JPG >tell her that they are my own words and to let me work >inform my boss and treat her coldly for 5 months >asks if she remembers calling me a serial killer >she laughs and says she doesnt remember >says i do seem like one though >she gets nervous when she realizes the situation she put herself into >later she tries to apologize >did not accept her apology do you think i crossed a line here?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)12:07:44 No.65074316 >coworker says i never smile or talk >tell her i dont get happy when i see her so i dont smile >tell her she can talk to other people >she says that sounds like something a serial killer would say 36 KB JPG >tell her that they are my own words and to let me work >inform my boss and treat her coldly for 5 months >asks if she remembers calling me a serial killer >she laughs and says she doesnt remember >says i do seem like one though >she gets nervous when she realizes the situation she put herself into >later she tries to apologize >did not accept her apology do you think i crossed a line here?

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Dishing out punishment | /r/Greentext


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Tanks for nothing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:23:08 No.65102637 >you will never own a Universal carrier >You will never shred the French countryside whilst resupplying your homies with supplies and ammunition. 47 KB JPG why live? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:27:19 No.65102683 Sounds cool until you learn these things had no shock absorbers except the ones you have fastened to the tops of your legs.
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:23:08 No.65102637 >you will never own a Universal carrier >You will never shred the French countryside whilst resupplying your homies with supplies and ammunition. 47 KB JPG why live? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:27:19 No.65102683 Sounds cool until you learn these things had no shock absorbers except the ones you have fastened to the tops of your legs.

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Mother, I'm home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)19:15:05 No.861661187 >be me >lazy f--- >disks and cups near pC, dirty clothes on floor >always wear the same pyjamas to bed and never wash them 75 KB PNG >this summer is particularly hot, lots of flies coming in through the window. Especially at evenings >More flies more spiderbros outside my house keeping mosquitos away from me >one night after gaming i undress, throw on my pyjamas and get to bed. >lay in bed for a bit >suddenly itchy leg >go to scratch and feel a lump under my pyjamas >it moves like crazy >i panic thinking its a spider and accidentally thwack it as i try to take of my pyjamas >"oh no my legs now covered in spider gunk" >remove my pyjamas and see literally millions of baby spiders crawling all over my legs and junk >f------ scream like ive never done before and rush to the shower to wash them all off >cry as i shower for hours >havent been inside my room for 3 days, sleep naked on my couch >f----- bugspray everything around me before i sleep and i barely manage to doze off fml
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)19:15:05 No.861661187 >be me >lazy f--- >disks and cups near pC, dirty clothes on floor >always wear the same pyjamas to bed and never wash them 75 KB PNG >this summer is particularly hot, lots of flies coming in through the window. Especially at evenings >More flies more spiderbros outside my house keeping mosquitos away from me >one night after gaming i undress, throw on my pyjamas and get to bed. >lay in bed for a bit >suddenly itchy leg >go to scratch and feel a lump under my pyjamas >it moves like crazy >i panic thinking its a spider and accidentally thwack it as i try to take of my pyjamas >"oh no my legs now covered in spider gunk" >remove my pyjamas and see literally millions of baby spiders crawling all over my legs and junk >f------ scream like ive never done before and rush to the shower to wash them all off >cry as i shower for hours >havent been inside my room for 3 days, sleep naked on my couch >f----- bugspray everything around me before i sleep and i barely manage to doze off fml

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Anon hears Evangelion | /r/Greentext


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Anons dad has intresting friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)15:35:43 No.63150626 >>63162021 >>63162834 >>63170622 >>63170640 >>63170709 File: 0149273911.jpg (41 KB, 680x684) >dad always says he spends his friday nights 'playing poker online with the boys' >has a special 'poker shed' in the garden >she is decorated with giant novelty poker chips, he has a huge stack of papers which show all his winnings and losses in great detail >has all his friends named, can tell me multiple stories about them >sometimes his stories get a bit confused, for example one is about his friend Mehboob accidentally leaving his webcam on whilst he shaved his wifes stomach, but this story randomly changed to being his friend Adam who was shaving his own belly at some point >assume its just age as he is in his 60s and was a heavy drinker in his youth >one day on a friday he gets a work call and has to rush out during his poker game >notice he left the shed door open >go to close the door >curious so go in >he has a table laid out with chairs >each chair has a 3D rendered character on printed out on a piece of card >they are just normal human looking 3D characters though some of them have weird proportions, like one randomly has enormous feet (about 2 times the size of his body) >no computer in the shed so he couldn't have been playing online poker >papers on the table >lots of notes written on the, stuff like 'if anon asks, say that John (big feet) lost half his savings tonight' >assume he has been pretending to play for months to seem like he is popular How do I help me dad self improve and get friends?
Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)15:35:43 No.63150626 >>63162021 >>63162834 >>63170622 >>63170640 >>63170709 File: 0149273911.jpg (41 KB, 680x684) >dad always says he spends his friday nights 'playing poker online with the boys' >has a special 'poker shed' in the garden >she is decorated with giant novelty poker chips, he has a huge stack of papers which show all his winnings and losses in great detail >has all his friends named, can tell me multiple stories about them >sometimes his stories get a bit confused, for example one is about his friend Mehboob accidentally leaving his webcam on whilst he shaved his wifes stomach, but this story randomly changed to being his friend Adam who was shaving his own belly at some point >assume its just age as he is in his 60s and was a heavy drinker in his youth >one day on a friday he gets a work call and has to rush out during his poker game >notice he left the shed door open >go to close the door >curious so go in >he has a table laid out with chairs >each chair has a 3D rendered character on printed out on a piece of card >they are just normal human looking 3D characters though some of them have weird proportions, like one randomly has enormous feet (about 2 times the size of his body) >no computer in the shed so he couldn't have been playing online poker >papers on the table >lots of notes written on the, stuff like 'if anon asks, say that John (big feet) lost half his savings tonight' >assume he has been pretending to play for months to seem like he is popular How do I help me dad self improve and get friends?

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There's still hope for anon | /r/Greentext

File: 1605366001129.jpg (108 KB, 827x1169) O Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:56:34 No.65109213 >working afternoon shift >customer comes in >westing a tank top, short short jeans and sandals >she got a fat ass and b------- >really good body too >cute eyes (wearing a mask) >ringing her up >taking glances at her boobies >"ANNOONNN!??!!??!?!???!". >she takes off her mask >its actually my highschool classmate from two years >shes still pretty as I remember >talk about what were doing now >shes in college >l'm working and going to college soon >convo ends "alright see ya anon" >"bye HSCM" >leaves >immediately comes back in two times a row >"you looking for something?" >"no I'm just looking for my boyfriend" >she never came in with anybody >she's probably single and currently at the only community college in town >best motivation I've ever had I AM SO F------ PUMPED, LEEETTTSSSS FFUCKKINNGHHH GGGO00000000000 AAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA F------ MAKE THAT QT LATINA GIRL MY WIFE AAAAAAAA GONNNA F------ PUUUMMPP ITTTTT IMM GONNAA FUCKINGG GOOO TTO00 SCHHO000OLLL FFUUUCCKKKK YYYEEREERAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna make her my girlfriend or die trying Wish me luck bros, its gonna be a long journey
File: 1605366001129.jpg (108 KB, 827x1169) O Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:56:34 No.65109213 >working afternoon shift >customer comes in >westing a tank top, short short jeans and sandals >she got a fat ass and b------- >really good body too >cute eyes (wearing a mask) >ringing her up >taking glances at her boobies >"ANNOONNN!??!!??!?!???!". >she takes off her mask >its actually my highschool classmate from two years >shes still pretty as I remember >talk about what were doing now >shes in college >l'm working and going to college soon >convo ends "alright see ya anon" >"bye HSCM" >leaves >immediately comes back in two times a row >"you looking for something?" >"no I'm just looking for my boyfriend" >she never came in with anybody >she's probably single and currently at the only community college in town >best motivation I've ever had I AM SO F------ PUMPED, LEEETTTSSSS FFUCKKINNGHHH GGGO00000000000 AAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA F------ MAKE THAT QT LATINA GIRL MY WIFE AAAAAAAA GONNNA F------ PUUUMMPP ITTTTT IMM GONNAA FUCKINGG GOOO TTO00 SCHHO000OLLL FFUUUCCKKKK YYYEEREERAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna make her my girlfriend or die trying Wish me luck bros, its gonna be a long journey

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)20:58:27 No.65106544 >be me >first day of college (returning student, irrelevant) >18 students in HIST 101 >professor numbers us 1s and 2s, says to pair with someone who has the other 187 KB JPG number to "introduce ourselves" etc. >prof. says go >look around, everyone has a partner but me >some bastards formed a group of 3 leaving me partnerless >Can't talk to people so sit awkwardly >forced to do the "introduce yourself" activity with the professor >day one and I already want to kill myself anyway how is your day /r9k/
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)20:58:27 No.65106544 >be me >first day of college (returning student, irrelevant) >18 students in HIST 101 >professor numbers us 1s and 2s, says to pair with someone who has the other 187 KB JPG number to "introduce ourselves" etc. >prof. says go >look around, everyone has a partner but me >some bastards formed a group of 3 leaving me partnerless >Can't talk to people so sit awkwardly >forced to do the "introduce yourself" activity with the professor >day one and I already want to kill myself anyway how is your day /r9k/

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Who could possibly love Anon? | /r/Greentext

When your favorite stream(...).png 2 (722 KB, 1149x602) google yandex iqdb wait VI Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:41:43 No.65108531 v >>65108540 >>65108574 >>65109157 >>65109191 >6th Grade >Valentine's Day >Try giving a big box of chocolates to the girl I like at lunch time >She looks at me with a disgusted look and literally screams when I hand her the box of chocolates >She slaps the box out of my hand where it scatters on the floor >She stares at me with that disgusted look as I stand there surrounded by my disgarded chocolate >l say "I'm sorry, I just really like you" >She says in a loud voice, so everyone can hear "Who could possibly love you?" >mfw I'm 28 now. I still think of that moment daily, every day, since.
When your favorite stream(...).png 2 (722 KB, 1149x602) google yandex iqdb wait VI Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:41:43 No.65108531 v >>65108540 >>65108574 >>65109157 >>65109191 >6th Grade >Valentine's Day >Try giving a big box of chocolates to the girl I like at lunch time >She looks at me with a disgusted look and literally screams when I hand her the box of chocolates >She slaps the box out of my hand where it scatters on the floor >She stares at me with that disgusted look as I stand there surrounded by my disgarded chocolate >l say "I'm sorry, I just really like you" >She says in a loud voice, so everyone can hear "Who could possibly love you?" >mfw I'm 28 now. I still think of that moment daily, every day, since.

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American anon bravely defends himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:21:40 No.155283418 >Be American >Someone's dog puts one millimeter of their paw on your lawn >Waddle out the door with a fully automatic rifle >THATS *wheeze* MAH PROPERTY >Dog is long gone now, halfway down the street >Jump on mobility scooter which groans under the weight >I HAVE A RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DEFEND MYSELF >Dog is now playing with a child >I AM UNDER DISTRESS >Fire off 30 shots, hitting both the child and dog >THIS IS MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT >Ambulance arrives >Medics(sponsored by McDonald's) roll out the door >Police (sponsored by Doritos) use their shart to propel themselves out the door >YEEEAAP SON, THIS WAS SEALF DEE FEANCE >ambulance takes away the gun for repairs >Get sentenced to 20 years for not tipping the medics >155283488 # >»155283541 # >>155283759 # >>155284034 # >>155284037 # >>155284316 # >>155284334 # >>155284441 # >>155284646 #
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:21:40 No.155283418 >Be American >Someone's dog puts one millimeter of their paw on your lawn >Waddle out the door with a fully automatic rifle >THATS *wheeze* MAH PROPERTY >Dog is long gone now, halfway down the street >Jump on mobility scooter which groans under the weight >I HAVE A RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DEFEND MYSELF >Dog is now playing with a child >I AM UNDER DISTRESS >Fire off 30 shots, hitting both the child and dog >THIS IS MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT >Ambulance arrives >Medics(sponsored by McDonald's) roll out the door >Police (sponsored by Doritos) use their shart to propel themselves out the door >YEEEAAP SON, THIS WAS SEALF DEE FEANCE >ambulance takes away the gun for repairs >Get sentenced to 20 years for not tipping the medics >155283488 # >»155283541 # >>155283759 # >>155284034 # >>155284037 # >>155284316 # >>155284334 # >>155284441 # >>155284646 #

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Anon’s Tendies Are Cold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:36:56 No.65102799 >door dasher takes the long way 295 KB PNG
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Average Hot Sauce Fan | /r/Greentext

No.16591893 8 hours ago PicsArt_09-03-10.49.01.jpg JPG 104.4 KiB 388x388 >excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu? >...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? WellI, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times. *loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened* >Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet? 2 replies
No.16591893 8 hours ago PicsArt_09-03-10.49.01.jpg JPG 104.4 KiB 388x388 >excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu? >...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? WellI, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times. *loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened* >Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet? 2 replies

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Anon becomes happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: W3MH5DD8)+ 03/10/20(Tue)20:48:40 No.9716266 eipysty.jpg 15 KB JPG i hate my life : IBritGoreUg (ID: 46SGONIr ) EA 03/10/20(Tue)20:49:53 No.9716268 1622882D07C649EF95C40554A556DDCE.jpg 29 KB JPG No you dont
: Anonymous (ID: W3MH5DD8)+ 03/10/20(Tue)20:48:40 No.9716266 eipysty.jpg 15 KB JPG i hate my life : IBritGoreUg (ID: 46SGONIr ) EA 03/10/20(Tue)20:49:53 No.9716268 1622882D07C649EF95C40554A556DDCE.jpg 29 KB JPG No you dont

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Meet Virginia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)14:17:21 No.65104234 >be me >Having work done on car >Get a rental car >Virginia plates for some reason >Have to get gas after work >Massive rush, gas attendants running everywhere (can't pump gas in my state) >Some kid who can't be older than 20 shows up to my car, 44 KB JPG asks the usual s---, starts pumping my gas >Kinda cold, had my windows up and just waiting for him to leave >Hear him tap on my window >Crack it open >"Hey, are you from Ruckersville by any chance" >"No this is a rental why do you ask" >"Uhhhh i just know someone from there" >Kid leaves and the other attendant takes me off the pump and i drive away %3D You dumb f--- I know damn well you were asking to see if I knew Chris Chan, I bet there's a decent chance you'll see this somewhere so stop bugging virginians asking them if they know Chris Chan
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)14:17:21 No.65104234 >be me >Having work done on car >Get a rental car >Virginia plates for some reason >Have to get gas after work >Massive rush, gas attendants running everywhere (can't pump gas in my state) >Some kid who can't be older than 20 shows up to my car, 44 KB JPG asks the usual s---, starts pumping my gas >Kinda cold, had my windows up and just waiting for him to leave >Hear him tap on my window >Crack it open >"Hey, are you from Ruckersville by any chance" >"No this is a rental why do you ask" >"Uhhhh i just know someone from there" >Kid leaves and the other attendant takes me off the pump and i drive away %3D You dumb f--- I know damn well you were asking to see if I knew Chris Chan, I bet there's a decent chance you'll see this somewhere so stop bugging virginians asking them if they know Chris Chan

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Anon likes his aquarium. | /r/Greentext

>Alarm goes off at 5am >Shave and take my anti psychotics before hopping in my car. >Get up early so I can grab a large latte from Dunkin. >Barley like Dunkin most days but it's a habit. 994 KB JPG >20 minute ride to work. >Sit in parking lot for 1 hour to mentally prepare for day ahead. >Listen to music or documentary. >7am on the dot go into work. >Say hello to chubby but friendly admin worker. >Same greeting everyday like routine. >Prepare truck in same fashion I do everyday. >Auto pilot entire work day like a machine. >Exchange goodbyes with everyone before giving half hearted excuses for why I cannot go to an outing with them. >Get back in car. >Put on documentary or music. >Drive home. >Pick up pack of Zzquil on way. >get home. Say Hello to my soulless Shell of a roommate. >Mild greetings, We are both incredibly anti social so it works out best. >Feed the fish in my 75 gallon fish tank before putting on a youtube vid and checking water conditions. >7pm rolls by. Chug half of Zzquil bottle and stare at fish tank until I pass out. >Alarm goes off at 5am. Am I supposed to be depressed or something? Or am I just content. Honestly I'm so numb nothing seems to really matter outside of my routine. | : Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon)19:28:06 No.861661865 >>861661810 (OP)# youre numb : Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon)19:28:56 No.861661896
>Alarm goes off at 5am >Shave and take my anti psychotics before hopping in my car. >Get up early so I can grab a large latte from Dunkin. >Barley like Dunkin most days but it's a habit. 994 KB JPG >20 minute ride to work. >Sit in parking lot for 1 hour to mentally prepare for day ahead. >Listen to music or documentary. >7am on the dot go into work. >Say hello to chubby but friendly admin worker. >Same greeting everyday like routine. >Prepare truck in same fashion I do everyday. >Auto pilot entire work day like a machine. >Exchange goodbyes with everyone before giving half hearted excuses for why I cannot go to an outing with them. >Get back in car. >Put on documentary or music. >Drive home. >Pick up pack of Zzquil on way. >get home. Say Hello to my soulless Shell of a roommate. >Mild greetings, We are both incredibly anti social so it works out best. >Feed the fish in my 75 gallon fish tank before putting on a youtube vid and checking water conditions. >7pm rolls by. Chug half of Zzquil bottle and stare at fish tank until I pass out. >Alarm goes off at 5am. Am I supposed to be depressed or something? Or am I just content. Honestly I'm so numb nothing seems to really matter outside of my routine. | : Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon)19:28:06 No.861661865 >>861661810 (OP)# youre numb : Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon)19:28:56 No.861661896

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Anon likes Metallica | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat) 17:17:57 No.9828889 >see man in metallica shirt >walk up to him >"do you like metallica" >"yeah?" >"cool." >walk away 20 KB JPG 2 Replies /1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat) 17:17:57 No.9828889 >see man in metallica shirt >walk up to him >"do you like metallica" >"yeah?" >"cool." >walk away 20 KB JPG 2 Replies /1 Image View Thread

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