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File: artworks-000206371365-8mf(..).jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:32:38 No.861447078 >>861447163 >be me >Indian Beta f-- >19Yo in med college >feel played by this 8/10 hottie girl of my dream >look for easy love >find a 5/10 with nice ass and booba >do a short theme park date while the rest of the group leaves me alone >confess love on 3rd day >she dosent say yes but doesnt say no >but she is happy about it >plan another date where I plan to clap >March 2020 lockdown >only texts and calls >get board >she gets uglier and difficult to stay with >break up with her on June >Feel proud >send friends Screenshots that I dumped a girl >Friends are confused >Fast forward to Feb 2021 >We met at Uni Exam >She just started to date a senior >thinking its about time to seek another easy love to finally clap some cheeks for the first time >March 2021 Lockdown >Bruh >Feel blue balls >FF to Aug 2021 >its painful to live like a virgin when I was so close to bang >mfw this chinese virus lockdown forced me to stay a kissless virgin >#FuckCCP
File: artworks-000206371365-8mf(..).jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:32:38 No.861447078 >>861447163 >be me >Indian Beta f-- >19Yo in med college >feel played by this 8/10 hottie girl of my dream >look for easy love >find a 5/10 with nice ass and booba >do a short theme park date while the rest of the group leaves me alone >confess love on 3rd day >she dosent say yes but doesnt say no >but she is happy about it >plan another date where I plan to clap >March 2020 lockdown >only texts and calls >get board >she gets uglier and difficult to stay with >break up with her on June >Feel proud >send friends Screenshots that I dumped a girl >Friends are confused >Fast forward to Feb 2021 >We met at Uni Exam >She just started to date a senior >thinking its about time to seek another easy love to finally clap some cheeks for the first time >March 2021 Lockdown >Bruh >Feel blue balls >FF to Aug 2021 >its painful to live like a virgin when I was so close to bang >mfw this chinese virus lockdown forced me to stay a kissless virgin >#FuckCCP

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Anon has a boner | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:58:03 No.65061227 File: zoom in of wojak being sh(..).png (67 KB, 500x500) >>65061261 >>65061325 >>65062138 >decide to get a prostitute to lose virginity as I am 32 and it'll never happen otherwise >we are talking via email to arrange things >she says 'now let me know your DIRTIEST fetish and i'll try and help with it babe' >feel pressured to say something as I don't have a fetish really, but don't want to seem boring >'oh haha I wish I was bone marrow completely surrounded by the outer structure of the bone, I find that idea really sexy' >she messages back 'oh i'll see what i can do! that is weird babe' >we meet at the hotel >things going ok, i assume she forgot about the bone marrow thing >she kisses me and I hve a boner, ready to get down to sex >she smiles and says 'i have a surprise' >sneaks off into the bathroom >comes out >she is wearing a fancy dress costume of a comical bone, the sort of bone dogs eat in cartoons >hole cute around her vagina >'well Mr bone marrow... fill me up' >l feel really confused but go along with it because i told her to do this >try to have sex >the bone costume is making my skin itch >can't stay hard >eventually she just gives me a h------ and laughs 'sometimes boys get nervous' >cost 120 pound sterling
O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:58:03 No.65061227 File: zoom in of wojak being sh(..).png (67 KB, 500x500) >>65061261 >>65061325 >>65062138 >decide to get a prostitute to lose virginity as I am 32 and it'll never happen otherwise >we are talking via email to arrange things >she says 'now let me know your DIRTIEST fetish and i'll try and help with it babe' >feel pressured to say something as I don't have a fetish really, but don't want to seem boring >'oh haha I wish I was bone marrow completely surrounded by the outer structure of the bone, I find that idea really sexy' >she messages back 'oh i'll see what i can do! that is weird babe' >we meet at the hotel >things going ok, i assume she forgot about the bone marrow thing >she kisses me and I hve a boner, ready to get down to sex >she smiles and says 'i have a surprise' >sneaks off into the bathroom >comes out >she is wearing a fancy dress costume of a comical bone, the sort of bone dogs eat in cartoons >hole cute around her vagina >'well Mr bone marrow... fill me up' >l feel really confused but go along with it because i told her to do this >try to have sex >the bone costume is making my skin itch >can't stay hard >eventually she just gives me a h------ and laughs 'sometimes boys get nervous' >cost 120 pound sterling

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Anon Has a Side Hustle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:17:45 No.65056921 >mfw I larped as a woman to get extra pocket money but now I can't Oh well f------ guess I gotta move on 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:17:45 No.65056921 >mfw I larped as a woman to get extra pocket money but now I can't Oh well f------ guess I gotta move on 33 KB JPG

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Anon went McDonald's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)10:26:00 No.860995837 >Go to McDonald's drive-thru >"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you?" >"Nothing." >Drive away 10 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)10:26:00 No.860995837 >Go to McDonald's drive-thru >"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you?" >"Nothing." >Drive away 10 KB JPG

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Anon takes weed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:13:51 No.65055143 smoked weed for the first time earlier today and all the stereotypes are correct >feel mentally retarded >feels like having input lag in real life 85 KB PNG >not in control of what I say, forget s--- 5 seconds afterwards >have a million thoughts at once and forget all of them >all five senses are f----- >couldn't swallow food, spent like 5 minutes chewing on an apple >time somehow moving both abnormally slow and fast at the same time how the f--- do people get s--- done like this?
: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:13:51 No.65055143 smoked weed for the first time earlier today and all the stereotypes are correct >feel mentally retarded >feels like having input lag in real life 85 KB PNG >not in control of what I say, forget s--- 5 seconds afterwards >have a million thoughts at once and forget all of them >all five senses are f----- >couldn't swallow food, spent like 5 minutes chewing on an apple >time somehow moving both abnormally slow and fast at the same time how the f--- do people get s--- done like this?

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anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)13:29:38 No.65045947 >wake up >feel thirsty >walk downstairs >go to fridge for a drink >sip on water >front door opens suddenly >hear voices that arent my mother 67 KB JPG >oh f--- >trapped in the kitchen >no way to get back to bedroom without people seeing me >panic >f--- f--- f--- >just act natural >lean against kitchen counter and drink water waiting for them to come in like a super villain >girl walks in >daughter of my mothers friend >similar age >havent seen her in 7 years >"oh my god!" >she calls out to her mother >"look mom its anon!" >smile nervously trying to cover my face with water bottle >feels like a spotlight is being put on me in a crowd of thousands >can feel my hands shaking >heart beating out my chest >slowly walk towards the door attempting to get upstairs >drop water bottle by mistake >it hits the floor >rolls over to her feet >she picks it up and comes over to me >"wow anon, you have gotten so tall" >laugh nervously >"h-haha" >"what have you been up to?" >"h-haha uh y-yeah" >getting closer to stairs >fight or flight response triggers >immediately run upstairs for no reason >hear my mom speaking to her >"thats about all you're going to get out of him" >go to bedroom >shut door >hide under bedcovers
: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)13:29:38 No.65045947 >wake up >feel thirsty >walk downstairs >go to fridge for a drink >sip on water >front door opens suddenly >hear voices that arent my mother 67 KB JPG >oh f--- >trapped in the kitchen >no way to get back to bedroom without people seeing me >panic >f--- f--- f--- >just act natural >lean against kitchen counter and drink water waiting for them to come in like a super villain >girl walks in >daughter of my mothers friend >similar age >havent seen her in 7 years >"oh my god!" >she calls out to her mother >"look mom its anon!" >smile nervously trying to cover my face with water bottle >feels like a spotlight is being put on me in a crowd of thousands >can feel my hands shaking >heart beating out my chest >slowly walk towards the door attempting to get upstairs >drop water bottle by mistake >it hits the floor >rolls over to her feet >she picks it up and comes over to me >"wow anon, you have gotten so tall" >laugh nervously >"h-haha" >"what have you been up to?" >"h-haha uh y-yeah" >getting closer to stairs >fight or flight response triggers >immediately run upstairs for no reason >hear my mom speaking to her >"thats about all you're going to get out of him" >go to bedroom >shut door >hide under bedcovers

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Anon trusts a guru | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >I have very low testosterone (measured 74 KB JPG by a doctor, not self-diagnosed) so l'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning 13 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >I have very low testosterone (measured 74 KB JPG by a doctor, not self-diagnosed) so l'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning 13 Replies View Thread

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>mfw (my face when) | /r/Greentext

File: cover10.jpg (88 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)13:56:15 No.65062433 >wake up >twitter still exists >day ruined
File: cover10.jpg (88 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)13:56:15 No.65062433 >wake up >twitter still exists >day ruined

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Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)21:08:24 No.65056283 >sandwiches are... LE GOOD >l heckin' love sandwicharinos >Yeah, I'll just have a sandwich thanks >wow is that some meats and/or salad between two slices of bread? can I have a bite? haha jks but it looks good >nothing hits the spot quite like a good 104 KB JPG sandwich, hey lads? >for me? it's wholemeal >sandwiches are BASED!!!! : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)21:09:35 No.65056296 t. hotdog liker 66 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)21:20:57 No.65056452 >>65056283 (OP)# >WWWAAA0OOWW MY NEW PANINI PRESS JUST ARRIVED >YOU HAVE TO TRY IT OUT WITH ME >THEYRE LIKE SANDWICHES BUT 21 KB GIF SQUISHERINO'D
: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)21:08:24 No.65056283 >sandwiches are... LE GOOD >l heckin' love sandwicharinos >Yeah, I'll just have a sandwich thanks >wow is that some meats and/or salad between two slices of bread? can I have a bite? haha jks but it looks good >nothing hits the spot quite like a good 104 KB JPG sandwich, hey lads? >for me? it's wholemeal >sandwiches are BASED!!!! : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)21:09:35 No.65056296 t. hotdog liker 66 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)21:20:57 No.65056452 >>65056283 (OP)# >WWWAAA0OOWW MY NEW PANINI PRESS JUST ARRIVED >YOU HAVE TO TRY IT OUT WITH ME >THEYRE LIKE SANDWICHES BUT 21 KB GIF SQUISHERINO'D

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Anon isn't a fan of the Simpsons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)14:15:53 No.65059625 >>65059674 Sneed's Feed &Seed >H--------!!!! IT'S SNEED'S FEED AND SEED!!!! Formerly Chuck's >FROM THE 5TH EPISODE OF THE 11TH SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS "E-I-E-I-D'OH" >THE SIGN SAYS IT WAS FORMERLY CHUCK'S!!! >FEED AND SEED RHYME WITH SNEED BUT IT DOESN'T RHYME WITH CHUCK >THEREFORE IN ORDER FOR IT TO RHYME IT HAD TO BE "CHUCK'S F--- AND SUCK" >H--------!! A SHOW BROADCASTED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION SAID THE NO-NO WORD >THIS IS TRULY AVANT-GARDE HUMOUR AND THE PINNACLE OF AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT >> Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)14:22:43 No.65059657 most of the sneed memes that you see online have nothing to do with the original joke, to be honest. they're purely referential and meaningless Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)14:25:50 No.65059674 File: 307.jpg (34 KB, 680x591) >>65059625 (OP) Thanks OP now I'm going to post this to reddit and get 3 karma. Also sneethe.
Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)14:15:53 No.65059625 >>65059674 Sneed's Feed &Seed >H--------!!!! IT'S SNEED'S FEED AND SEED!!!! Formerly Chuck's >FROM THE 5TH EPISODE OF THE 11TH SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS "E-I-E-I-D'OH" >THE SIGN SAYS IT WAS FORMERLY CHUCK'S!!! >FEED AND SEED RHYME WITH SNEED BUT IT DOESN'T RHYME WITH CHUCK >THEREFORE IN ORDER FOR IT TO RHYME IT HAD TO BE "CHUCK'S F--- AND SUCK" >H--------!! A SHOW BROADCASTED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION SAID THE NO-NO WORD >THIS IS TRULY AVANT-GARDE HUMOUR AND THE PINNACLE OF AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT >> Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)14:22:43 No.65059657 most of the sneed memes that you see online have nothing to do with the original joke, to be honest. they're purely referential and meaningless Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)14:25:50 No.65059674 File: 307.jpg (34 KB, 680x591) >>65059625 (OP) Thanks OP now I'm going to post this to reddit and get 3 karma. Also sneethe.

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Raw-dogged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >l have very low testosterone (measured by a doctor, not self- 74 KB JPG diagnosed) so I'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning
: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >l have very low testosterone (measured by a doctor, not self- 74 KB JPG diagnosed) so I'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning

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Anon it's a sigma male | /r/Greentext

>chilling with friends I haven't seen in a long time >one of them say something cringly so I say to him immediately that he seem to be so submissive and breedable >Everyone looks at me in silence >one of them just change the topic of 105 KB JPG the conversation >l try to explain to the first guy the meme but he just laughs awkwardly and immediately pays attention to the other guys Why I'm like this? this is literally the reason why I haven't seem them in months, they don't invite me thanks to this autistic s----
>chilling with friends I haven't seen in a long time >one of them say something cringly so I say to him immediately that he seem to be so submissive and breedable >Everyone looks at me in silence >one of them just change the topic of 105 KB JPG the conversation >l try to explain to the first guy the meme but he just laughs awkwardly and immediately pays attention to the other guys Why I'm like this? this is literally the reason why I haven't seem them in months, they don't invite me thanks to this autistic s----

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Anon says fuck apartments, he be living in a van. | /r/Greentext

File: download (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:06:29 No.861432984 [Reply] > >>861433594 >>861433977 I'm going to build myself a living space inside my van. How can i isolate it from cold/hot? How many batteries do i need for electricity? Plan is to buy a solar panel and collect electricity for the night. Why the f--- should i pay rent 6000 €lyear With 6000 i can build the best camper-van and live inside it forever, use it for vacation and trips in other states... + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view.
File: download (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:06:29 No.861432984 [Reply] > >>861433594 >>861433977 I'm going to build myself a living space inside my van. How can i isolate it from cold/hot? How many batteries do i need for electricity? Plan is to buy a solar panel and collect electricity for the night. Why the f--- should i pay rent 6000 €lyear With 6000 i can build the best camper-van and live inside it forever, use it for vacation and trips in other states... + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon does a larp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)01:03:48 No.861410480 story time! >senior year of high school >took German as a foreign language for the lols back in sophomore year and failed cus I didn't actually give a s--- C--- AND AND BALL TORTÜRE 35 KB JPG >still needed that credit >took spanish that year because I heard the teacher didn't really give out homework or tests >few days in class >get weird vibes from the teacher >notice she occasionally puffs out her chest, purses her lips, other generally flirtatious behavior when it's quiet >all the juniors and seniors pick up on it, and the underclassmen are blissfully unaware >think it's really funny, but she's also a really hot meximilf >decide l've got to test this out >class is quiet, everyone reading their books >look at teacher at her desk >have my head resting on my hand, two fingers around my mouth, and smirk a little when she looks so she gets the message >think I went too far, but she giggles a bit and winks back >teacher is cougar confimed >carry on with class as usual until year ends >3 years later >talking with friend about this >find out she actually f----- one of my classmates and ended up getting fired >laugh it off, but honestly not at all surprised pic unrelated
: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)01:03:48 No.861410480 story time! >senior year of high school >took German as a foreign language for the lols back in sophomore year and failed cus I didn't actually give a s--- C--- AND AND BALL TORTÜRE 35 KB JPG >still needed that credit >took spanish that year because I heard the teacher didn't really give out homework or tests >few days in class >get weird vibes from the teacher >notice she occasionally puffs out her chest, purses her lips, other generally flirtatious behavior when it's quiet >all the juniors and seniors pick up on it, and the underclassmen are blissfully unaware >think it's really funny, but she's also a really hot meximilf >decide l've got to test this out >class is quiet, everyone reading their books >look at teacher at her desk >have my head resting on my hand, two fingers around my mouth, and smirk a little when she looks so she gets the message >think I went too far, but she giggles a bit and winks back >teacher is cougar confimed >carry on with class as usual until year ends >3 years later >talking with friend about this >find out she actually f----- one of my classmates and ended up getting fired >laugh it off, but honestly not at all surprised pic unrelated

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Anon gets caught | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: HqymHOvc) 02/10/14(Mon)20:08:54 UTC-5 No.531861896 Replies: >>531862995 File: 1392080934973.png-(160 KB, 355x388, 535465467567576.png) >be 22 >living in the boonies in the Hudson Valley of New York. >go to get a haircut >stylist is cute, ask her out, go out. >end of date, she invites me into her apartment >total s-------, covered in kids toys, smells of vomit & spoiled milk. >f--- it, haven't gotten laid in a while.decide to f--- her >practically rip her clothing off, f--- her in the ass.c-- >pull out, tip of d--- covered in s---.she's running for the toilet & barely makes it to a photo finish >start pulling up pants, making a mad dash for the car >open the front door, some guy is trying to put his keys in the front door. >ohshit.jpg it's her husband or bf >book it to my car, guy is chasing me >apartment complex is total s-------, random feral cats are f------ next to my car, burst out laughing >guy sees it too >stand there laughing with random guy at cats f------ >get into my car >leave
Anonymous (ID: HqymHOvc) 02/10/14(Mon)20:08:54 UTC-5 No.531861896 Replies: >>531862995 File: 1392080934973.png-(160 KB, 355x388, 535465467567576.png) >be 22 >living in the boonies in the Hudson Valley of New York. >go to get a haircut >stylist is cute, ask her out, go out. >end of date, she invites me into her apartment >total s-------, covered in kids toys, smells of vomit & spoiled milk. >f--- it, haven't gotten laid in a while.decide to f--- her >practically rip her clothing off, f--- her in the ass.c-- >pull out, tip of d--- covered in s---.she's running for the toilet & barely makes it to a photo finish >start pulling up pants, making a mad dash for the car >open the front door, some guy is trying to put his keys in the front door. >ohshit.jpg it's her husband or bf >book it to my car, guy is chasing me >apartment complex is total s-------, random feral cats are f------ next to my car, burst out laughing >guy sees it too >stand there laughing with random guy at cats f------ >get into my car >leave

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Anon is a Choosing Beggar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)21:32:56 No.65042561 >28 year old virgin >still swiping left on "women" with small t--- They basically look like boys with gyno. It's repulsive 353 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)21:32:56 No.65042561 >28 year old virgin >still swiping left on "women" with small t--- They basically look like boys with gyno. It's repulsive 353 KB PNG

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Night walker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)22:58:39 No.53643598 >take evening walk in the forest >forget the time >suddenly the sun goes down >it's pitch black now >in the middle of the forest, don't know where I am 16 KB JPG >can't see s--- >freak out and start speedwalking >get myself even deeper into the woods >hear noises >panic >try to call mommy >no cellphone signal >hear weird noise once again >start running like a mad man >fall and hurt myself >finally stumbled across some train tracks >follow them until I arrive at the next village >takes like 2 hours >call mommy and she picks me up I never nightwalk again.
: Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)22:58:39 No.53643598 >take evening walk in the forest >forget the time >suddenly the sun goes down >it's pitch black now >in the middle of the forest, don't know where I am 16 KB JPG >can't see s--- >freak out and start speedwalking >get myself even deeper into the woods >hear noises >panic >try to call mommy >no cellphone signal >hear weird noise once again >start running like a mad man >fall and hurt myself >finally stumbled across some train tracks >follow them until I arrive at the next village >takes like 2 hours >call mommy and she picks me up I never nightwalk again.

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Anon wants to take a protein shake in the back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous protein shakes 08/18/21(Wed)17:14:01 No.63096745 Ok this probably the dumbest question I've asked on this board, but how the f--- do you make protein shakes? >Just mixing powder and millk in a cup >Giant globs form on the top 128 KB JPG >Putting protein and milk in a jar and shaking it >f------ two inch impenetrable wall of foam forms at the top >Stirring it >Giant mountain of unmixed protein on the bottom >Use water instead of milk >doesn't do anything No, I'm not "just making chicken." I don't have an extra 45 minutes to sit around on my ass while my s----- apartment oven struggles to heat s----- dry stringy chicken. I can't just buy protein bars either because l'm not f------ Elon Musk and can't spend an extra 10 million dollars a year on protein bars. : Anonyomus 08/18/21 (Wed)17:30:14 No.63096975 >woman Ah, that makes sense noW
: Anonymous protein shakes 08/18/21(Wed)17:14:01 No.63096745 Ok this probably the dumbest question I've asked on this board, but how the f--- do you make protein shakes? >Just mixing powder and millk in a cup >Giant globs form on the top 128 KB JPG >Putting protein and milk in a jar and shaking it >f------ two inch impenetrable wall of foam forms at the top >Stirring it >Giant mountain of unmixed protein on the bottom >Use water instead of milk >doesn't do anything No, I'm not "just making chicken." I don't have an extra 45 minutes to sit around on my ass while my s----- apartment oven struggles to heat s----- dry stringy chicken. I can't just buy protein bars either because l'm not f------ Elon Musk and can't spend an extra 10 million dollars a year on protein bars. : Anonyomus 08/18/21 (Wed)17:30:14 No.63096975 >woman Ah, that makes sense noW

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Sigma Grindset | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:56:06 No.861424231 >get on plane >see female flight attendant >jump out of plane
O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:56:06 No.861424231 >get on plane >see female flight attendant >jump out of plane

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: Anonymous 07/08/19(Mon)16:23:54 No.804165917 >Be me >Virgin beta 12 year old >Get brilliant idea >Give myself cancer by putting my d--- in the microwave over and over again 140 KB PNG >Make a wish foundation comes over >"What have you always wanted little billy" >"A big t---- goth bitch" >They start sweating >They can't deny a dying child >Hire prostitute and bring her in my hospital room >Dump my prepubescent load inside her >She gets arrested for p--------- >I die of testicular cancer at the age of 12 >Later virgins
: Anonymous 07/08/19(Mon)16:23:54 No.804165917 >Be me >Virgin beta 12 year old >Get brilliant idea >Give myself cancer by putting my d--- in the microwave over and over again 140 KB PNG >Make a wish foundation comes over >"What have you always wanted little billy" >"A big t---- goth bitch" >They start sweating >They can't deny a dying child >Hire prostitute and bring her in my hospital room >Dump my prepubescent load inside her >She gets arrested for p--------- >I die of testicular cancer at the age of 12 >Later virgins

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