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Anon asks about cavemen ghosts | /r/Greentext

ghosts how come everytime there's a ghost in a movie or some sorta ghost sighting video they always gotta be some 1800's woman? why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? 24m (8/13 19:29) · 29486345 GIF · 91KB · (544 × 503) 1 Reply >>29486334 (OP) >why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? because they haunt caves you f------ retard
ghosts how come everytime there's a ghost in a movie or some sorta ghost sighting video they always gotta be some 1800's woman? why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? 24m (8/13 19:29) · 29486345 GIF · 91KB · (544 × 503) 1 Reply >>29486334 (OP) >why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? because they haunt caves you f------ retard

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: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:01:51 No.64954143 Just make her laugh bro. Girls love funny guys. How to make women laugh Joke Not funny Same joke OMG YOUR SO FUNNY 168 KB PNG 46 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:36:50 No.64956807 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:38:15 No.64956821 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)08:02:15 No.64956993 >>64954143 (OP) # >go on date >we hang out all day and goes well imo, she seems to be having fun, and she was literally crying laughing like half a dozen times >sleep over at her place >ask her if she wants to do this again because muh "make ur intentions known early, it's your fault that you're in the firendzone" >"i would like to hang out still but to be clear i'm not really attracted to you that way and just want to be friends" >i said ok or something, but i imagine i was visibly sad >"it's fine we can still hang out" "what's so wrong with being my friend?" she says >change subject and eventually go home >don't contact her again
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:01:51 No.64954143 Just make her laugh bro. Girls love funny guys. How to make women laugh Joke Not funny Same joke OMG YOUR SO FUNNY 168 KB PNG 46 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:36:50 No.64956807 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:38:15 No.64956821 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)08:02:15 No.64956993 >>64954143 (OP) # >go on date >we hang out all day and goes well imo, she seems to be having fun, and she was literally crying laughing like half a dozen times >sleep over at her place >ask her if she wants to do this again because muh "make ur intentions known early, it's your fault that you're in the firendzone" >"i would like to hang out still but to be clear i'm not really attracted to you that way and just want to be friends" >i said ok or something, but i imagine i was visibly sad >"it's fine we can still hang out" "what's so wrong with being my friend?" she says >change subject and eventually go home >don't contact her again

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Anon is a weeb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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Anon is confusing me | /r/Greentext


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anon isn’t like other guys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:52:10 No.860940350 i'm not like other guys >be me >be virgin >can't sleep >think about being virgin 4 KB JPG >cry >not out of desire >not out of shame >cry out of subconscious impulse for pain >wipe tears on face and neck >"this is sweať"
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:52:10 No.860940350 i'm not like other guys >be me >be virgin >can't sleep >think about being virgin 4 KB JPG >cry >not out of desire >not out of shame >cry out of subconscious impulse for pain >wipe tears on face and neck >"this is sweať"

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Anon was a Psychologist's project | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets gaypilled by his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)18:29:24 No.3883200 >that one special needs kid who used to put his fingers in his mouth >used to avoid extensively due to hygiene reasons >teachers used to always try and convince to go near him even though I would avoid him like the plague >used to call him disgusting and dirty for putting his fingers in his mouth >one day one the teachers sat us both down and said it was okay and then started holding his hands to show it was okay I'll never forgive you Mrs. Giles not /an/ but exposed me to the ignorance of the once revered Teachers and adults, excusing a filthy act and instead of disciplining the tard trying to convince me it was okay and trying to make me do gay s--- like hold his hand so he wouldn't feel upset
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)18:29:24 No.3883200 >that one special needs kid who used to put his fingers in his mouth >used to avoid extensively due to hygiene reasons >teachers used to always try and convince to go near him even though I would avoid him like the plague >used to call him disgusting and dirty for putting his fingers in his mouth >one day one the teachers sat us both down and said it was okay and then started holding his hands to show it was okay I'll never forgive you Mrs. Giles not /an/ but exposed me to the ignorance of the once revered Teachers and adults, excusing a filthy act and instead of disciplining the tard trying to convince me it was okay and trying to make me do gay s--- like hold his hand so he wouldn't feel upset

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Anon works in the hospital | /r/Greentext

>Be me yesterday >3rd year in Med School >Working in Trauma Bay, 1am tired as s--- >Call comes in from EMS, 16 year old male, stroke symptoms >N---- w-- 16 year olds don't get strokes >Kid comes in, clearly stroking out, Radiology takes him away for scans and s--- >Meanwhile, I get sent to talk to parents to find out what happened >Stand awkwardly and pat backs to try and console them >Not f------ working >Eventually calm down and I ask them when they noticed the stroke to establish timeline >Turns out the mom was awoken at night by autistic moaning coming from son's room. She goes in, finds him having a stroke at his computer WITH HIS F------ D--- IN HIS HAND >Theydidntpreparemeforthisshit.exe >Take the rest of the history, hurry to operating room to tell the doctor >They're in the middle of the scan >They found an AVM in his brain (malformed, weak blood vessels present at birth) >Start seeing all the clues come together like a TV show >The kid was born with some weak vessels in his brain >Over the years, its been slowly getting weaker >Finally, when this kid was jacking off, the spike in blood pressure from c------ blew it the f--- up >Mfw he literally had a mind blowing orgasm >Mfw he died this evening I'll never forget you Stroke Stroker kid.
>Be me yesterday >3rd year in Med School >Working in Trauma Bay, 1am tired as s--- >Call comes in from EMS, 16 year old male, stroke symptoms >N---- w-- 16 year olds don't get strokes >Kid comes in, clearly stroking out, Radiology takes him away for scans and s--- >Meanwhile, I get sent to talk to parents to find out what happened >Stand awkwardly and pat backs to try and console them >Not f------ working >Eventually calm down and I ask them when they noticed the stroke to establish timeline >Turns out the mom was awoken at night by autistic moaning coming from son's room. She goes in, finds him having a stroke at his computer WITH HIS F------ D--- IN HIS HAND >Theydidntpreparemeforthisshit.exe >Take the rest of the history, hurry to operating room to tell the doctor >They're in the middle of the scan >They found an AVM in his brain (malformed, weak blood vessels present at birth) >Start seeing all the clues come together like a TV show >The kid was born with some weak vessels in his brain >Over the years, its been slowly getting weaker >Finally, when this kid was jacking off, the spike in blood pressure from c------ blew it the f--- up >Mfw he literally had a mind blowing orgasm >Mfw he died this evening I'll never forget you Stroke Stroker kid.

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Anon gets triggered easily | /r/Greentext

I feel awful >Took my little brother (10 y/o ) and sister out on a drive for school shopping >Take them to a fast food joint afterwards get them some food >"Uh-oh bro, sorry this place is a bit pricey I can only afford to buy you fries, no milkshake today" >get food >pull into garage >Brother gives me the middle finger for not getting his shake >l take his fries and pour them into the sink disposal >He cries >l'm so p----- that I literally tell him to bow on his knees before me and verbally apologize for flipping me off if he wants me to get him more fries. >He does exactly that >l get his fries but as I'm driving backI can't shake the feeling of guilt that I did something wrong by making a kid forfeit his pride and honor in exchange for food. >The guilt overwhelms me to the point were I come to his room and bow before him and beg for forgiveness I still feel like s---. Was I in the wrong? How should I, An adult, have handled that situation? How can I make this okay again? 08/13/21 10:04:25 AM 2 replies #2 • 24733598 >>24733589 (OP) The bastard gave you a middle finger, you did nothing wrong 08/13/21 10:07:00 AM
I feel awful >Took my little brother (10 y/o ) and sister out on a drive for school shopping >Take them to a fast food joint afterwards get them some food >"Uh-oh bro, sorry this place is a bit pricey I can only afford to buy you fries, no milkshake today" >get food >pull into garage >Brother gives me the middle finger for not getting his shake >l take his fries and pour them into the sink disposal >He cries >l'm so p----- that I literally tell him to bow on his knees before me and verbally apologize for flipping me off if he wants me to get him more fries. >He does exactly that >l get his fries but as I'm driving backI can't shake the feeling of guilt that I did something wrong by making a kid forfeit his pride and honor in exchange for food. >The guilt overwhelms me to the point were I come to his room and bow before him and beg for forgiveness I still feel like s---. Was I in the wrong? How should I, An adult, have handled that situation? How can I make this okay again? 08/13/21 10:04:25 AM 2 replies #2 • 24733598 >>24733589 (OP) The bastard gave you a middle finger, you did nothing wrong 08/13/21 10:07:00 AM

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Anon has been to French r9k | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:37:47 No.64948397 Meanwhile on French r9k... >hon hon hon chocolate blue je suis les incel mon ami wee wee 44 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:41:40 No.64948458 >>64948397 (OP) # actual picture from french r9k paris headquarters 95 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:37:47 No.64948397 Meanwhile on French r9k... >hon hon hon chocolate blue je suis les incel mon ami wee wee 44 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:41:40 No.64948458 >>64948397 (OP) # actual picture from french r9k paris headquarters 95 KB JPG

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Anon is in heat | /r/Greentext


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Anon doesn't close the tab. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:05:25 No.64953698 Der Coomer >leave my desktop on while i'm going to shower after fapping >forgot to close the window and my mom saw I was masturbating to pictures from a folder with 148 videos of footjobs. Mostly mature foot fetish videos. 802 KB PNG >mom now locks her socks and never is barefoot around the house anymore We never brought it up again.
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:05:25 No.64953698 Der Coomer >leave my desktop on while i'm going to shower after fapping >forgot to close the window and my mom saw I was masturbating to pictures from a folder with 148 videos of footjobs. Mostly mature foot fetish videos. 802 KB PNG >mom now locks her socks and never is barefoot around the house anymore We never brought it up again.

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Anon eats his pickle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >l stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >l stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon submits a greentext post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/
: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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Anon is tired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: dlvNZoUJ )+ 08/21/18(Tue)02:58:33 No.6234215 >Be me >14 >math class >flip through the book to see where we left off >yawn like three times in a row 85 KB PNG >tired like balls >whatthefuck.jpg >l was really energetic an hour ago >look over to my friend >she yawns >she's almost asleep >teacher says she's tired >whatthefuck.v2 >look around the class >everyone's yawning their souls away >someone mentions he's tired as well >like four people are resting their heads on the table >headmaster talks trough the intercom >we have to evacuate >everyone goes outside >get told to go home >get home >sleep >wake up >7 pm >look at the news >someone had planted some sleeping gas in our school or some s--- >mfw our whole class was high Kids Need Vitamins & Minerals to Grow 3 Repli E Up Healthy: Search Children's Vitamins iread Ad by Healthl ivina today
: Anonymous (ID: dlvNZoUJ )+ 08/21/18(Tue)02:58:33 No.6234215 >Be me >14 >math class >flip through the book to see where we left off >yawn like three times in a row 85 KB PNG >tired like balls >whatthefuck.jpg >l was really energetic an hour ago >look over to my friend >she yawns >she's almost asleep >teacher says she's tired >whatthefuck.v2 >look around the class >everyone's yawning their souls away >someone mentions he's tired as well >like four people are resting their heads on the table >headmaster talks trough the intercom >we have to evacuate >everyone goes outside >get told to go home >get home >sleep >wake up >7 pm >look at the news >someone had planted some sleeping gas in our school or some s--- >mfw our whole class was high Kids Need Vitamins & Minerals to Grow 3 Repli E Up Healthy: Search Children's Vitamins iread Ad by Healthl ivina today

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Anon is the boogeyman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:23:03 No.860920667 >be me >19 yo normie M >6'6 and moderate muscles from being a fitizen >get into elevator >listening to Radio Head (Before you ask, no I was not 479 KB JPG listening to Lift) >small 5'5 woman gets into elevator with me. >we make eye contact >she gets into the corner of the elevator >she clutches her purse tightly >she holds her pepper spray tight in her hand >l get off two stops later >get into car absolutely broken God what the f--- bros do I really scare her? I feel really bad. I get in large but to think I'm scary enough to warrant her reaction? 20 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:23:03 No.860920667 >be me >19 yo normie M >6'6 and moderate muscles from being a fitizen >get into elevator >listening to Radio Head (Before you ask, no I was not 479 KB JPG listening to Lift) >small 5'5 woman gets into elevator with me. >we make eye contact >she gets into the corner of the elevator >she clutches her purse tightly >she holds her pepper spray tight in her hand >l get off two stops later >get into car absolutely broken God what the f--- bros do I really scare her? I feel really bad. I get in large but to think I'm scary enough to warrant her reaction? 20 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)10:06:21 No.64941666 >wake up >start crying big bleh 28 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)10:06:21 No.64941666 >wake up >start crying big bleh 28 KB PNG

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