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: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)12:04:11 No.6802485 >be me >be a European >heard EU is banning memes >could land in jail for literally using any copyrighted image >have to hand draw memes now 1.34 MB JPG >mfw
: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)12:04:11 No.6802485 >be me >be a European >heard EU is banning memes >could land in jail for literally using any copyrighted image >have to hand draw memes now 1.34 MB JPG >mfw

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Anon has somebody watching their back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing

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Anon appreciates cinema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)13:53:14 No.860762431 >be me, 18 virgin >chad friend manages to arrange a girl to go on a date with me >we decide to watch "1917" on cinema >things going well Wow, cool movie, seems like all in one- take 130 KB JPG Incredible stuff >girl starts flirting and leans in for a kiss What moviemaking skills True cinema craftmanship >we get out of the cinema and she doesnt say a word >friend says she is mad, asks me what happened >say idk Looking back, not my greatest moment lol
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)13:53:14 No.860762431 >be me, 18 virgin >chad friend manages to arrange a girl to go on a date with me >we decide to watch "1917" on cinema >things going well Wow, cool movie, seems like all in one- take 130 KB JPG Incredible stuff >girl starts flirting and leans in for a kiss What moviemaking skills True cinema craftmanship >we get out of the cinema and she doesnt say a word >friend says she is mad, asks me what happened >say idk Looking back, not my greatest moment lol

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Femanon goes on a date with a scumbag | /r/Greentext

File: 3164f38895aa95e07220377ee(.).jpg (76 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:56:32 No.64921479 ► I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE. >>64922008 >>64922244 >64922447 >>64922472 >>64922598 >>649 >deaf girl >Decide to ask this really hot guy out >He texts me back and we decide to go outside >We meet go eat at this restaurant and we sit outside >2 guys I assume his friends come >They start making fun of me >Making funny faces and parodying me with their hands Despite the fact I was texting with the guy not using SL >he joins them >l am visibly crying but they just laugh at me >Go to the toilet and cry the hardest I ever cried > Spend 20 minutes there >Return >They are gone >l end up paying for both >Go home >Want to die Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:59:08 No.64921525 ► >64922440 >>64921479 (OP) sad feels. People are assholes, they pick you apart for the things you don't choose. Chin up, keep trying.
File: 3164f38895aa95e07220377ee(.).jpg (76 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:56:32 No.64921479 ► I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE. >>64922008 >>64922244 >64922447 >>64922472 >>64922598 >>649 >deaf girl >Decide to ask this really hot guy out >He texts me back and we decide to go outside >We meet go eat at this restaurant and we sit outside >2 guys I assume his friends come >They start making fun of me >Making funny faces and parodying me with their hands Despite the fact I was texting with the guy not using SL >he joins them >l am visibly crying but they just laugh at me >Go to the toilet and cry the hardest I ever cried > Spend 20 minutes there >Return >They are gone >l end up paying for both >Go home >Want to die Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:59:08 No.64921525 ► >64922440 >>64921479 (OP) sad feels. People are assholes, they pick you apart for the things you don't choose. Chin up, keep trying.

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Chad Cicada | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 857481178 >wait 17 years >wake up >scream for 4 weeks >refuse to elaborate >die 16 REPLIES 3 IMAGES
Anonymous | 857481178 >wait 17 years >wake up >scream for 4 weeks >refuse to elaborate >die 16 REPLIES 3 IMAGES

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True story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)13:10:08 No.860733100 >be me >hiding in small cabin in the woods >2am >with wife and two kids >haven't eaten for days >prepare our last soup can >add special sauce >something_is_outside.mp3 375 KB PNG >oh f---, it's him >knocking on door and then suddenly >quiet >all the windows shatter >the door bust open >the lights flicker >it's King Bach >he looks around the room before setting his eyes on our soup >i'm on my knees begging him to stop >he smirks >Only a spoonful >he reveals his comically large spoon >he lunges at the soup >its gone in under a second >he smirks once again before falling on his knees >my wife takes off her wig to reveal it's Pope Francis >my kids take off their wigs to reveal they are the two m----- priests >King Bach's mouth is wide open > wh- what did you put in that soup >special sauce >Pope Francis frantically reads Bible verses >the demon spawn is finally banished >true story
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)13:10:08 No.860733100 >be me >hiding in small cabin in the woods >2am >with wife and two kids >haven't eaten for days >prepare our last soup can >add special sauce >something_is_outside.mp3 375 KB PNG >oh f---, it's him >knocking on door and then suddenly >quiet >all the windows shatter >the door bust open >the lights flicker >it's King Bach >he looks around the room before setting his eyes on our soup >i'm on my knees begging him to stop >he smirks >Only a spoonful >he reveals his comically large spoon >he lunges at the soup >its gone in under a second >he smirks once again before falling on his knees >my wife takes off her wig to reveal it's Pope Francis >my kids take off their wigs to reveal they are the two m----- priests >King Bach's mouth is wide open > wh- what did you put in that soup >special sauce >Pope Francis frantically reads Bible verses >the demon spawn is finally banished >true story

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Anon has online class | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Online-only classes have started, experience is as s----- as you can probably imagine >Most boomer teachers care barely operate a computer, let alone teach a class on Zoom >Except English Teacher >English Teacher is female, late 20's/early 30's, kinda cutie 3.14 >Notice her webcam quality is good. Like, really good. Maybe too good >You can tell she has a nice camera, good lighting, microphone, etc >CamwhoreSpotted.png >l immediately ignore class to try and find her c------- profile >Peruse my usual harem for awhile, class is almost over >Found her cam profile >She is actively streaming >Streaming during class >Has a camera under desk, no panties >Chat's going wild learning about literature while jerking it Not sure what to do with this information / b/ros 559,3 kB PNG
>Be me >Online-only classes have started, experience is as s----- as you can probably imagine >Most boomer teachers care barely operate a computer, let alone teach a class on Zoom >Except English Teacher >English Teacher is female, late 20's/early 30's, kinda cutie 3.14 >Notice her webcam quality is good. Like, really good. Maybe too good >You can tell she has a nice camera, good lighting, microphone, etc >CamwhoreSpotted.png >l immediately ignore class to try and find her c------- profile >Peruse my usual harem for awhile, class is almost over >Found her cam profile >She is actively streaming >Streaming during class >Has a camera under desk, no panties >Chat's going wild learning about literature while jerking it Not sure what to do with this information / b/ros 559,3 kB PNG

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Anon dreams of Belle Delphine | /r/Greentext

File: belle-delphine-1564417005(.Ljpg (28 KB, 460x374) NASA O Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)08:12:46 No.818290252 [Reply] >>818290454 >find Belle Delphine irl >she likes me and we go to my place >we start f------ >h-------- lost my virginity to Belle >dad comes into my room >wake up Why is this happening. Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)08:16:27 No.818290454 >>818290252 (OP) He saved you from herpes. You should thank your dad.
File: belle-delphine-1564417005(.Ljpg (28 KB, 460x374) NASA O Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)08:12:46 No.818290252 [Reply] >>818290454 >find Belle Delphine irl >she likes me and we go to my place >we start f------ >h-------- lost my virginity to Belle >dad comes into my room >wake up Why is this happening. Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)08:16:27 No.818290454 >>818290252 (OP) He saved you from herpes. You should thank your dad.

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Happy the man and happy he alone; he who can call today his own | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous When did you realize the inter...) 08/10/21(Tue)14:37:59 No.64917545 >be me, yesterday afternoon >spend my days off getting high alone in my apartment and browsing 4chins >Decide f--- it, l'll drop by my parents house and visit them >Dad is working on the car fixing the brake line 198 KB PNG >l help him out >we chat about the family drama and how everyone is doing >l say f--- it and drop by my grandparents house to say hello >Forgot it's my grandfather's bday and a bunch of my cousins are there >We decide to play cards and have a few beers >Chat about when we were kids and how much fun we used to have >Back to my apartment >Decide that my good day shouldn't end and text some people from work to see if they want to hang out at the local bar >2 of them show up at the bar >We have a good time, even made some new friends at the bar >Walk home feeling the happiest I've been in my adult life >Start browsing /r9k/ back at my apartment and feel an overwhelming sadness
: Anonymous When did you realize the inter...) 08/10/21(Tue)14:37:59 No.64917545 >be me, yesterday afternoon >spend my days off getting high alone in my apartment and browsing 4chins >Decide f--- it, l'll drop by my parents house and visit them >Dad is working on the car fixing the brake line 198 KB PNG >l help him out >we chat about the family drama and how everyone is doing >l say f--- it and drop by my grandparents house to say hello >Forgot it's my grandfather's bday and a bunch of my cousins are there >We decide to play cards and have a few beers >Chat about when we were kids and how much fun we used to have >Back to my apartment >Decide that my good day shouldn't end and text some people from work to see if they want to hang out at the local bar >2 of them show up at the bar >We have a good time, even made some new friends at the bar >Walk home feeling the happiest I've been in my adult life >Start browsing /r9k/ back at my apartment and feel an overwhelming sadness

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Racial integration | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)17:35:57 No.64919763 >be me >white (britfag with celtic genes) >finally f------ a chubby girl i've been texting for a while >doggy style >midway she turns round >screams "yeah f--- me harder you f------ N ER!" 5 KB GIF >mfw >try not to laugh my arse off >confused but also slightly turned on >keep going >slip a finger in her s------ (she told me earlier she was into that) >"yeah finger my arse you f------ P---!!" what the hell is going on with white women these days
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)17:35:57 No.64919763 >be me >white (britfag with celtic genes) >finally f------ a chubby girl i've been texting for a while >doggy style >midway she turns round >screams "yeah f--- me harder you f------ N ER!" 5 KB GIF >mfw >try not to laugh my arse off >confused but also slightly turned on >keep going >slip a finger in her s------ (she told me earlier she was into that) >"yeah finger my arse you f------ P---!!" what the hell is going on with white women these days

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Master of my domain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)09:52:55 No.64914627 >l don't get it... (breathe)... I did NoFap and everything right... (breathe)... how did I succumb to prostate cancer... (flat lines)... 149 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)09:54:02 No.64914643 >>64914627 (OP) # This doesn't happen because people doing NoFap are still having sex. ..R-Right? Right?! Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)09:56:06 No.64914673 >>64914627 (OP) # >People weren't masturbating for centuries >Had no problems whatsoever >Suddenly not jerking off is a health hazard in the 21st century Yeah, right. 301 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)09:52:55 No.64914627 >l don't get it... (breathe)... I did NoFap and everything right... (breathe)... how did I succumb to prostate cancer... (flat lines)... 149 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)09:54:02 No.64914643 >>64914627 (OP) # This doesn't happen because people doing NoFap are still having sex. ..R-Right? Right?! Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)09:56:06 No.64914673 >>64914627 (OP) # >People weren't masturbating for centuries >Had no problems whatsoever >Suddenly not jerking off is a health hazard in the 21st century Yeah, right. 301 KB JPG

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

ll AT&T Wi-Fi ? 00:00 76% boards.4chan.org Feels thread? >Be me >Loser >No friends, no family >Work s----- job, poorfag >Live alone in s----- studio 31 KB PNG apartment >Well, not totally alone >Have stray cat I took in this summer >Named him Henry >Don't know why, just looked like a Henry >Very nice and chill little dude >Not much of a cat person, but love the little bastard >Xmas season, depressing for me >No one to spend it with >Screw it, this year I'm going to try to get into the spirit of the season >Buy cheap little tree >Wrap up some cat toys and treats for Henry >Put under tree >Totally crazy cat-lady territory, I know >Screw it, gonna have a fun Christmas with my little pal >Past week Henry has been under the weather >All lethargic and not eating >Take to vet. >Vet starts talking about feline cancer >Oh man >Deep breath >"Okay, so what do we do? I mean, is there like cat chemotherapy and stuff?" >Vet tells me no, at this stage, euthanasia is recommended >Ask if it has to be today? Can I take him home and spend the weekend with him? >They say that's okay >Get home >We open open up the presents >His favorite treats, can only eat a couple of them, usually goes a------ for them >He looks at the toys, but doesn't play, too tired I guess >Most of the time, I just hold and pet him >Today, back at the vet >Cannot stop crying >I hold him while it happens >He licks my hand and nuzzles it >Takes me 2 hours to calm down enough to finally drive home >S----- little apartment seems so big and empty now >Finally got out of bed now Henry was the only friend I had in the world. What am I supposed to do now?
ll AT&T Wi-Fi ? 00:00 76% boards.4chan.org Feels thread? >Be me >Loser >No friends, no family >Work s----- job, poorfag >Live alone in s----- studio 31 KB PNG apartment >Well, not totally alone >Have stray cat I took in this summer >Named him Henry >Don't know why, just looked like a Henry >Very nice and chill little dude >Not much of a cat person, but love the little bastard >Xmas season, depressing for me >No one to spend it with >Screw it, this year I'm going to try to get into the spirit of the season >Buy cheap little tree >Wrap up some cat toys and treats for Henry >Put under tree >Totally crazy cat-lady territory, I know >Screw it, gonna have a fun Christmas with my little pal >Past week Henry has been under the weather >All lethargic and not eating >Take to vet. >Vet starts talking about feline cancer >Oh man >Deep breath >"Okay, so what do we do? I mean, is there like cat chemotherapy and stuff?" >Vet tells me no, at this stage, euthanasia is recommended >Ask if it has to be today? Can I take him home and spend the weekend with him? >They say that's okay >Get home >We open open up the presents >His favorite treats, can only eat a couple of them, usually goes a------ for them >He looks at the toys, but doesn't play, too tired I guess >Most of the time, I just hold and pet him >Today, back at the vet >Cannot stop crying >I hold him while it happens >He licks my hand and nuzzles it >Takes me 2 hours to calm down enough to finally drive home >S----- little apartment seems so big and empty now >Finally got out of bed now Henry was the only friend I had in the world. What am I supposed to do now?

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Anon’s friday night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)17:22:01 No.64914961 >it's an "anon is approached by the neighborhood sex offender, so he blows the r--- whistle his school gave him, but that just alerts more rapists to his location" episode this was an awful night ringle 225 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)17:22:01 No.64914961 >it's an "anon is approached by the neighborhood sex offender, so he blows the r--- whistle his school gave him, but that just alerts more rapists to his location" episode this was an awful night ringle 225 KB JPG

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Anon asks simple question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)14:41:15 No.29143854 MONK DIES IN GREECE WITHOUT SEEING WOMAN ATHENS Without ever seeing a - woman in the 82 years of his life. Mihailo Toloto has died in Mt. Athos monastery, in Greece. Neither had he beheld an automobile, a movie or an airplane. His mother died when he was born, Athens reports, and he was brought up in the monastery, where no woman ever enters. He became a monk, and monks at the onastery gave his a special burial ceremony because they believed he was the only man in the world never to see a woman. 1625162447056.jpg 104 KB JPG What was his power level?
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)14:41:15 No.29143854 MONK DIES IN GREECE WITHOUT SEEING WOMAN ATHENS Without ever seeing a - woman in the 82 years of his life. Mihailo Toloto has died in Mt. Athos monastery, in Greece. Neither had he beheld an automobile, a movie or an airplane. His mother died when he was born, Athens reports, and he was brought up in the monastery, where no woman ever enters. He became a monk, and monks at the onastery gave his a special burial ceremony because they believed he was the only man in the world never to see a woman. 1625162447056.jpg 104 KB JPG What was his power level?

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Anon discovers a “cheat” code | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)11:07:05 No.860742625 >be me >33 years old, 5'10" average looking >l am 100% anon, grew up reading /b/ and laughing at coomer stories >was in serious relationship for 4 years >lived together >she eventually starts accusing me of 244 KB PNG cheating on her >found out she was actually cheating on me with a coworker who was also in a relationship >break up with her even though it was extremely hard >depressed for a while, stop cooming or trying to date at all >eventually take the sadness and anger and turn it into massive gainz >+40lbs of muscle, go from 130lb skinny guy to 170lb muscle bro >go to a bar with some friends after getting vaccinated during that month when pandemic restrictions eased up >just trying to socialize, not actually looking to get laid >tell women I talk to that I'm in a relationship so they don't think I'm trying to sleep with them, like I said I just want to chill and socialize >to my surprise they start flirting harder when they hear this >one girl asks "well, your gf isn't home right now is she? Otherwise you wouldn't be here alone" after I turn her down >have 3 women give me their phone numbers, one even puts the number in my phone and uses a mans name saying that way my “gf" won't ever know >realize this is an actually viable way to coom in multiple women >tell my 2 friends about it >the next weekend we all tell women we are taken and "out on a guys night" >the next morning I wake up at my friends apartment, there's a girl next to me on the couch >some girl making cereal, another girl grabbing her jacket to leave >girl on the couch with me says “call me next time your gf is out of town" W-- did I discover? Why a women like this?
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)11:07:05 No.860742625 >be me >33 years old, 5'10" average looking >l am 100% anon, grew up reading /b/ and laughing at coomer stories >was in serious relationship for 4 years >lived together >she eventually starts accusing me of 244 KB PNG cheating on her >found out she was actually cheating on me with a coworker who was also in a relationship >break up with her even though it was extremely hard >depressed for a while, stop cooming or trying to date at all >eventually take the sadness and anger and turn it into massive gainz >+40lbs of muscle, go from 130lb skinny guy to 170lb muscle bro >go to a bar with some friends after getting vaccinated during that month when pandemic restrictions eased up >just trying to socialize, not actually looking to get laid >tell women I talk to that I'm in a relationship so they don't think I'm trying to sleep with them, like I said I just want to chill and socialize >to my surprise they start flirting harder when they hear this >one girl asks "well, your gf isn't home right now is she? Otherwise you wouldn't be here alone" after I turn her down >have 3 women give me their phone numbers, one even puts the number in my phone and uses a mans name saying that way my “gf" won't ever know >realize this is an actually viable way to coom in multiple women >tell my 2 friends about it >the next weekend we all tell women we are taken and "out on a guys night" >the next morning I wake up at my friends apartment, there's a girl next to me on the couch >some girl making cereal, another girl grabbing her jacket to leave >girl on the couch with me says “call me next time your gf is out of town" W-- did I discover? Why a women like this?

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The ass is always greener | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)11:34:33 No.64915665 >totally straight man gets manlet genetics and no body hair at all, birthing hips despite being a male >me, an actual gay bottom, gets masculine genetics that make me hairy as s--- and no ass at all and also super tall Why is God so f------ unfair? It's all so tiresome. 271 KB PNG Goddamit, if only body swapping existed, I would give my body to my manlet bros any day. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)11:36:21 No.64915684 >>64915665 (OP)_# I'll pass bro, I'd rather be a hairless manlet then s--- myself every time I fart. 208 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)11:34:33 No.64915665 >totally straight man gets manlet genetics and no body hair at all, birthing hips despite being a male >me, an actual gay bottom, gets masculine genetics that make me hairy as s--- and no ass at all and also super tall Why is God so f------ unfair? It's all so tiresome. 271 KB PNG Goddamit, if only body swapping existed, I would give my body to my manlet bros any day. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)11:36:21 No.64915684 >>64915665 (OP)_# I'll pass bro, I'd rather be a hairless manlet then s--- myself every time I fart. 208 KB JPG

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Anon has a master plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)08:49:51 No.64913962 >Parents are on vacation >Gave me $250 for 2 weeks >Planning on spending $1/day on ravioli cans >Saving the rest for videogames and action figures Can I make it? 37 KB JPG 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)08:49:51 No.64913962 >Parents are on vacation >Gave me $250 for 2 weeks >Planning on spending $1/day on ravioli cans >Saving the rest for videogames and action figures Can I make it? 37 KB JPG 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon has issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)18:49:02 No.59935018 >friendzoned by girl >calls me and demands i come visit her if i try to ghost her >says if i ever leave her she'll track me down >gets mad and jealous whenever i talk about other girls 21 KB JPG >talks about buying a big house and living with me >doesn't want to have sex the f--- is this?
: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)18:49:02 No.59935018 >friendzoned by girl >calls me and demands i come visit her if i try to ghost her >says if i ever leave her she'll track me down >gets mad and jealous whenever i talk about other girls 21 KB JPG >talks about buying a big house and living with me >doesn't want to have sex the f--- is this?

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Anon is reads between the lines | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)09:59:58 No.152340406 "Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?" 42 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)09:59:58 No.152340406 "Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?" 42 KB JPG

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Anon starts speaking polish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG
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