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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 50384873 >have dream about f------ bugs bunny >wake up >not attracted to women ??? ??? anymore what the f---
Anonymous 1 hour ago 50384873 >have dream about f------ bugs bunny >wake up >not attracted to women ??? ??? anymore what the f---

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Anon wakes up in Britain | /r/Greentext


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Anon talks about his fetish | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a government | /r/Greentext


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ITS NOT A MEME | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QOLBQKFW ITS NOT A MEME 07/13/21(Tue)10:37:50 No.329777400 >put on one of these >Tinnitus goes away >urge to masturbate goes away >Focus x 1000 >no headaches for six months >suicidal nagging thoughts gone 284 KB JPG >clearheaded and able to read and comprehend more >Not craving t----- p--- >productive, don't watch anime or Vidya all day >erectile dysfunction...gone >losing weight, skin clears up >myriad other benefits too much too list Does any1 else foilmax or is it just me? I seriously have been doing this at home. My theory is that it DOES block the cellphone 5g microwave radiation. Ive never slept better in my life.
: Anonymous (ID: QOLBQKFW ITS NOT A MEME 07/13/21(Tue)10:37:50 No.329777400 >put on one of these >Tinnitus goes away >urge to masturbate goes away >Focus x 1000 >no headaches for six months >suicidal nagging thoughts gone 284 KB JPG >clearheaded and able to read and comprehend more >Not craving t----- p--- >productive, don't watch anime or Vidya all day >erectile dysfunction...gone >losing weight, skin clears up >myriad other benefits too much too list Does any1 else foilmax or is it just me? I seriously have been doing this at home. My theory is that it DOES block the cellphone 5g microwave radiation. Ive never slept better in my life.

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anon is straight | /r/Greentext


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Anon lost his job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)13:51:29 No.858911792 >live in south africa >have s----- job but its ok I can still play vidya >work mall in retail >our former president gets sent to jail for corruption stuff 44 KB JPG >riots break out >boss calls me and tells me store might be closed, looting and fires and s--- everywhere, like a warzone in already one of the most dangerous places in the world. >see pics of malls burned, destroyed. >"hahah they wont get to mine" >Literally burn down the mall yesterday >Boss phoned me said I don't have a job anymore, and it's out of his hands. >W-- do I do? Inb4 join the looters, inb4 any sort of crime. I am broke AF, please can you guys help me in anyway? I will pay it forward. Thanks.
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)13:51:29 No.858911792 >live in south africa >have s----- job but its ok I can still play vidya >work mall in retail >our former president gets sent to jail for corruption stuff 44 KB JPG >riots break out >boss calls me and tells me store might be closed, looting and fires and s--- everywhere, like a warzone in already one of the most dangerous places in the world. >see pics of malls burned, destroyed. >"hahah they wont get to mine" >Literally burn down the mall yesterday >Boss phoned me said I don't have a job anymore, and it's out of his hands. >W-- do I do? Inb4 join the looters, inb4 any sort of crime. I am broke AF, please can you guys help me in anyway? I will pay it forward. Thanks.

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Anon regrets | /r/Greentext

>browse Reddit >Finds r/greentext >brightidea.mp420 >decide to cut out the middleman and just visit 4chan.org/b/ myself >mffw sees ZERO greentext JUST mental scarring P---
>browse Reddit >Finds r/greentext >brightidea.mp420 >decide to cut out the middleman and just visit 4chan.org/b/ myself >mffw sees ZERO greentext JUST mental scarring P---

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File: 03157DOA-1C40-4773-8342-1(.).jpg (23 KB, 554x554) O Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:20:48 No.858910782 >>858910918 >>858912034 >be me >15yr old >friend has hot chocolate >autism kicks in > drop my dry 2min noodles in his hot chocolate to piss him off >he try's some >says it tastes good >then gives me the hot chocolate > put chicken flavouring it >really enjoy the flavour >convince friend to try some >they immediately start choking and coughing it up complaining about how s--- it tastes >wonder if I'm not normal >decide they are weak p---- >bring hot chocolate and noodles to school everyday since Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:25:07 No.858910918 >>858910782 (OP) you deserve to be thrown off a cliff
File: 03157DOA-1C40-4773-8342-1(.).jpg (23 KB, 554x554) O Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:20:48 No.858910782 >>858910918 >>858912034 >be me >15yr old >friend has hot chocolate >autism kicks in > drop my dry 2min noodles in his hot chocolate to piss him off >he try's some >says it tastes good >then gives me the hot chocolate > put chicken flavouring it >really enjoy the flavour >convince friend to try some >they immediately start choking and coughing it up complaining about how s--- it tastes >wonder if I'm not normal >decide they are weak p---- >bring hot chocolate and noodles to school everyday since Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:25:07 No.858910918 >>858910782 (OP) you deserve to be thrown off a cliff

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Anon teaches someone a lesson | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/17(Wed)23:23:03 No.4177629: >guy left his yahoo mail account logged in at library >delete hundreds of his contacts and mess up his calendar That'll teach him. 7 KB PNG
: Anonymous 12/13/17(Wed)23:23:03 No.4177629: >guy left his yahoo mail account logged in at library >delete hundreds of his contacts and mess up his calendar That'll teach him. 7 KB PNG

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Yeah science bitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)23:29:44 No.858892527 >be me >get bored decide to go to methead area of town >finally think about trying some for the first time >i smoke pot an s--- all the time >go to who i think might be selling 154 KB PNG some >says his names badger >weird name >says his boss crushed somebody with an atm >meth is blue >awesome >go home >smoke meth >bald guy bursts through the door and tells me to put it down >mfw hes a dea agent
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)23:29:44 No.858892527 >be me >get bored decide to go to methead area of town >finally think about trying some for the first time >i smoke pot an s--- all the time >go to who i think might be selling 154 KB PNG some >says his names badger >weird name >says his boss crushed somebody with an atm >meth is blue >awesome >go home >smoke meth >bald guy bursts through the door and tells me to put it down >mfw hes a dea agent

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Anon is from England | /r/Greentext

File: Englif.jpg (36 KB, 468x299) Anonymous 107/12/21(Mon)19:27:28 No.110957803 >> >be English man >love Football >spent £1000 on black market to get ticket >once in a lifetime chance to see England win the cup >history is to be made >stadium packed with people like me >great atmosphere >until the very end >team loses against spaghettis >again no cup >got corona
File: Englif.jpg (36 KB, 468x299) Anonymous 107/12/21(Mon)19:27:28 No.110957803 >> >be English man >love Football >spent £1000 on black market to get ticket >once in a lifetime chance to see England win the cup >history is to be made >stadium packed with people like me >great atmosphere >until the very end >team loses against spaghettis >again no cup >got corona

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Anon is not the brightest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/20(Sun)13:51:57 No.134877799 are they filming DBZ in jail.jpg 74 KB JPG why are they all dressed like goku?
: Anonymous 06/07/20(Sun)13:51:57 No.134877799 are they filming DBZ in jail.jpg 74 KB JPG why are they all dressed like goku?

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Anon doesn't tip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)19:15:35 No.15680993 >go to store to pick up pizza >about to sign receipt >see they circled in 10% tip >change it to 0 >cashier rolls her eyes, hands me the pizza 31 KB JPG >hear one of them say whisper 'wow, did he really put 0' as I'm walking out Did I do something wrong? It's not like they delivered the pizza to my house. Should I have tipped in this situation?
: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)19:15:35 No.15680993 >go to store to pick up pizza >about to sign receipt >see they circled in 10% tip >change it to 0 >cashier rolls her eyes, hands me the pizza 31 KB JPG >hear one of them say whisper 'wow, did he really put 0' as I'm walking out Did I do something wrong? It's not like they delivered the pizza to my house. Should I have tipped in this situation?

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Anon is mongolian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1 h ... >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1 h ... >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is a dumbass that doesn't do research | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)10:52:42 No.858907542 [Reply] > >>858908091 Failed attempt thread: post your attempts, and why they were just attempts, I've got a couple and they were all foiled by my own stupidity. here goes. >be me, 16 suicidal for irrelevant reasons >been shooting a couple times, mostly .22s and S&W revolvers because fudd town >come up with a plan >steal my dad's Colt revolver, one 357, and his pain meds >go up to my room >load revolver >eat pills >wait for pills to kick in >gun to head >pull trigger >click >look at cylinder >in my drug induced stupor think that a miracle has just occurred and that the cartridge switched chambers >years later read that Colt revolvers rotate opposite from S&W revolvers I'll post the other, equally stupid story if anyone gives a s---
Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)10:52:42 No.858907542 [Reply] > >>858908091 Failed attempt thread: post your attempts, and why they were just attempts, I've got a couple and they were all foiled by my own stupidity. here goes. >be me, 16 suicidal for irrelevant reasons >been shooting a couple times, mostly .22s and S&W revolvers because fudd town >come up with a plan >steal my dad's Colt revolver, one 357, and his pain meds >go up to my room >load revolver >eat pills >wait for pills to kick in >gun to head >pull trigger >click >look at cylinder >in my drug induced stupor think that a miracle has just occurred and that the cartridge switched chambers >years later read that Colt revolvers rotate opposite from S&W revolvers I'll post the other, equally stupid story if anyone gives a s---

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Anon makes a profit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/21(Tue)22:58:00 No.844090720 >get knock at front door >girl scouts selling candy bars >1 dollar each >buy whole box >sell the candy bars to neighbors for 3 bucks a pop 33 KB JPG >profit
: Anonymous 01/05/21(Tue)22:58:00 No.844090720 >get knock at front door >girl scouts selling candy bars >1 dollar each >buy whole box >sell the candy bars to neighbors for 3 bucks a pop 33 KB JPG >profit

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