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Anon is afraid to lose height | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.35202309 Yesterday Do squats make you shorter? I've been hearing it does and not quite sure if it's a meme or not. I'm currently 6'0 and can't afford to lose a millimeter since by paper I will become a manlet ;; 13 replies Anonymous No.35202344 Yesterday Yes they make you shorter but dont worry jist complete the rep and youll return to your normal height. 4 replies ... ...
Anonymous No.35202309 Yesterday Do squats make you shorter? I've been hearing it does and not quite sure if it's a meme or not. I'm currently 6'0 and can't afford to lose a millimeter since by paper I will become a manlet ;; 13 replies Anonymous No.35202344 Yesterday Yes they make you shorter but dont worry jist complete the rep and youll return to your normal height. 4 replies ... ...

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Anon is a Sumo Wrestler | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)13:52:58 No.1849359 BOAE16C5-BC1A-4AA9-8F13-BA47583DC55E.jpg 295 KB JPG >be me, absolute unit >6'8 almost 700 pounds >fat as s--- but seen as a sex symbol in Japan >Strong as f---, literally manhandle guys that weigh over 400 pounds >can take any subservient Japanese concubine under my fat wings >what's my name? >F------ CHAD
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)13:52:58 No.1849359 BOAE16C5-BC1A-4AA9-8F13-BA47583DC55E.jpg 295 KB JPG >be me, absolute unit >6'8 almost 700 pounds >fat as s--- but seen as a sex symbol in Japan >Strong as f---, literally manhandle guys that weigh over 400 pounds >can take any subservient Japanese concubine under my fat wings >what's my name? >F------ CHAD

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Anon has a fantastic idea. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)18:57:06 No.858954461 >be born female >be genderfluid >have sex with straight male >switch to male in the middle of sex >bitch is gay now Imao owned 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)18:57:06 No.858954461 >be born female >be genderfluid >have sex with straight male >switch to male in the middle of sex >bitch is gay now Imao owned 33 KB JPG

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Anon Watches Vsauce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/19(Mon)21:50:28 No.792989476 >be me >talented guitarist and pianist >won numerous talent shows >also a big fan of the youtube channel Vsauce >one day get into an accident >lose my fingers as a result >l have to type with my nose 120 KB JPG >can no longer play instruments >my life passions are gone >feeling really depressed >see a new Vsauce video in my subscriptions box >"Is Anything Real?" uploaded June 3rd 2013 >so excited to watch a new Vsauce video >video starts >"Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! Where are your fingers?" >immediately start crying
: Anonymous 08/18/19(Mon)21:50:28 No.792989476 >be me >talented guitarist and pianist >won numerous talent shows >also a big fan of the youtube channel Vsauce >one day get into an accident >lose my fingers as a result >l have to type with my nose 120 KB JPG >can no longer play instruments >my life passions are gone >feeling really depressed >see a new Vsauce video in my subscriptions box >"Is Anything Real?" uploaded June 3rd 2013 >so excited to watch a new Vsauce video >video starts >"Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! Where are your fingers?" >immediately start crying

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Anon greets his fellows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/20(Thu)14:51:55 No.83322440 >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him Feels Rad >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers 21 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/30/20(Thu)14:51:55 No.83322440 >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him Feels Rad >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers 21 KB PNG

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Anon losts the love of his life. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)23:45:58 No.858902333 >be me >be in love with a girl >she is in love with me >our parents discover our relationship and hate it >mom tells me to wait if I truly love her 19 KB JPG >l believe her >few years go by >she is confused why I stopped talking to her >she starts to hate me >she doesn't love me anymore >she blocks me from all social media and disappears >mfw I still love her >mfw I believed my mom >mfw when my mom sabotaged my relationship because she thought being pregnant with me was a mistake that ruined her career >mfw she brainwashed me to goto college instead of spend my life with the love of my life >finally unravel all the emotional damage of the f----- up situation >try to start dating again >can't get anywhere because every little thing reminds me of her >my heart isn't in it at all >everybody else sucks compared to her tl:dr love is real when you are young but you are too stupid to make the correct choices. then love fades away. then there is love nowhere to be found.
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)23:45:58 No.858902333 >be me >be in love with a girl >she is in love with me >our parents discover our relationship and hate it >mom tells me to wait if I truly love her 19 KB JPG >l believe her >few years go by >she is confused why I stopped talking to her >she starts to hate me >she doesn't love me anymore >she blocks me from all social media and disappears >mfw I still love her >mfw I believed my mom >mfw when my mom sabotaged my relationship because she thought being pregnant with me was a mistake that ruined her career >mfw she brainwashed me to goto college instead of spend my life with the love of my life >finally unravel all the emotional damage of the f----- up situation >try to start dating again >can't get anywhere because every little thing reminds me of her >my heart isn't in it at all >everybody else sucks compared to her tl:dr love is real when you are young but you are too stupid to make the correct choices. then love fades away. then there is love nowhere to be found.

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anon playing online | /r/Greentext

Sage 07/13/21(Tue)21:49:31 No.563659903 2>563660308 >>563660853 >>563661420 >online match is about to end >type "ni" >nerd from the enemy team types "gg" >type "er" >report the nerd for racism >> Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)21:50:48 No.563660020 pretty big brain ngl >> Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)21:51:52 No.563660138 >>563660731 >sage in name field newfag
Sage 07/13/21(Tue)21:49:31 No.563659903 2>563660308 >>563660853 >>563661420 >online match is about to end >type "ni" >nerd from the enemy team types "gg" >type "er" >report the nerd for racism >> Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)21:50:48 No.563660020 pretty big brain ngl >> Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)21:51:52 No.563660138 >>563660731 >sage in name field newfag

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Anon is a thug | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:54:35 No.858941903 STORY THREAD. >be me THUG LIFE >walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see literal 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with earphones in >walk up to her, motion for her to take her 41 KB JPG earphones out >tell her she's alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave the gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out >do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car >drink the rest of my nesquik and head home
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:54:35 No.858941903 STORY THREAD. >be me THUG LIFE >walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see literal 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with earphones in >walk up to her, motion for her to take her 41 KB JPG earphones out >tell her she's alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave the gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out >do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car >drink the rest of my nesquik and head home

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 50384873 >have dream about f------ bugs bunny >wake up >not attracted to women ??? ??? anymore what the f---
Anonymous 1 hour ago 50384873 >have dream about f------ bugs bunny >wake up >not attracted to women ??? ??? anymore what the f---

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Anon wakes up in Britain | /r/Greentext


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Anon talks about his fetish | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a government | /r/Greentext


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ITS NOT A MEME | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QOLBQKFW ITS NOT A MEME 07/13/21(Tue)10:37:50 No.329777400 >put on one of these >Tinnitus goes away >urge to masturbate goes away >Focus x 1000 >no headaches for six months >suicidal nagging thoughts gone 284 KB JPG >clearheaded and able to read and comprehend more >Not craving t----- p--- >productive, don't watch anime or Vidya all day >erectile dysfunction...gone >losing weight, skin clears up >myriad other benefits too much too list Does any1 else foilmax or is it just me? I seriously have been doing this at home. My theory is that it DOES block the cellphone 5g microwave radiation. Ive never slept better in my life.
: Anonymous (ID: QOLBQKFW ITS NOT A MEME 07/13/21(Tue)10:37:50 No.329777400 >put on one of these >Tinnitus goes away >urge to masturbate goes away >Focus x 1000 >no headaches for six months >suicidal nagging thoughts gone 284 KB JPG >clearheaded and able to read and comprehend more >Not craving t----- p--- >productive, don't watch anime or Vidya all day >erectile dysfunction...gone >losing weight, skin clears up >myriad other benefits too much too list Does any1 else foilmax or is it just me? I seriously have been doing this at home. My theory is that it DOES block the cellphone 5g microwave radiation. Ive never slept better in my life.

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Anon lost his job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)13:51:29 No.858911792 >live in south africa >have s----- job but its ok I can still play vidya >work mall in retail >our former president gets sent to jail for corruption stuff 44 KB JPG >riots break out >boss calls me and tells me store might be closed, looting and fires and s--- everywhere, like a warzone in already one of the most dangerous places in the world. >see pics of malls burned, destroyed. >"hahah they wont get to mine" >Literally burn down the mall yesterday >Boss phoned me said I don't have a job anymore, and it's out of his hands. >W-- do I do? Inb4 join the looters, inb4 any sort of crime. I am broke AF, please can you guys help me in anyway? I will pay it forward. Thanks.
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)13:51:29 No.858911792 >live in south africa >have s----- job but its ok I can still play vidya >work mall in retail >our former president gets sent to jail for corruption stuff 44 KB JPG >riots break out >boss calls me and tells me store might be closed, looting and fires and s--- everywhere, like a warzone in already one of the most dangerous places in the world. >see pics of malls burned, destroyed. >"hahah they wont get to mine" >Literally burn down the mall yesterday >Boss phoned me said I don't have a job anymore, and it's out of his hands. >W-- do I do? Inb4 join the looters, inb4 any sort of crime. I am broke AF, please can you guys help me in anyway? I will pay it forward. Thanks.

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Anon regrets | /r/Greentext

>browse Reddit >Finds r/greentext >brightidea.mp420 >decide to cut out the middleman and just visit 4chan.org/b/ myself >mffw sees ZERO greentext JUST mental scarring P---
>browse Reddit >Finds r/greentext >brightidea.mp420 >decide to cut out the middleman and just visit 4chan.org/b/ myself >mffw sees ZERO greentext JUST mental scarring P---

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anon eats like an animal | /r/Greentext

File: 03157DOA-1C40-4773-8342-1(.).jpg (23 KB, 554x554) O Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:20:48 No.858910782 >>858910918 >>858912034 >be me >15yr old >friend has hot chocolate >autism kicks in > drop my dry 2min noodles in his hot chocolate to piss him off >he try's some >says it tastes good >then gives me the hot chocolate > put chicken flavouring it >really enjoy the flavour >convince friend to try some >they immediately start choking and coughing it up complaining about how s--- it tastes >wonder if I'm not normal >decide they are weak p---- >bring hot chocolate and noodles to school everyday since Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:25:07 No.858910918 >>858910782 (OP) you deserve to be thrown off a cliff
File: 03157DOA-1C40-4773-8342-1(.).jpg (23 KB, 554x554) O Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:20:48 No.858910782 >>858910918 >>858912034 >be me >15yr old >friend has hot chocolate >autism kicks in > drop my dry 2min noodles in his hot chocolate to piss him off >he try's some >says it tastes good >then gives me the hot chocolate > put chicken flavouring it >really enjoy the flavour >convince friend to try some >they immediately start choking and coughing it up complaining about how s--- it tastes >wonder if I'm not normal >decide they are weak p---- >bring hot chocolate and noodles to school everyday since Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)12:25:07 No.858910918 >>858910782 (OP) you deserve to be thrown off a cliff

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Anon teaches someone a lesson | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/17(Wed)23:23:03 No.4177629: >guy left his yahoo mail account logged in at library >delete hundreds of his contacts and mess up his calendar That'll teach him. 7 KB PNG
: Anonymous 12/13/17(Wed)23:23:03 No.4177629: >guy left his yahoo mail account logged in at library >delete hundreds of his contacts and mess up his calendar That'll teach him. 7 KB PNG

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Anon breaks his NoFap | /r/Greentext


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