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File: image-20150219-28184-1rxsqvq.jpg (99 KB, 1200x1200) O Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)22:17:15 No.858741851 >decide to j------- >go to bathroom >see spider >turn around >spider gone >start jacking off >just about to finish when i see the spider >no scope from 2ft away with my d--- >spider drowns in nut this is my hood n----
File: image-20150219-28184-1rxsqvq.jpg (99 KB, 1200x1200) O Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)22:17:15 No.858741851 >decide to j------- >go to bathroom >see spider >turn around >spider gone >start jacking off >just about to finish when i see the spider >no scope from 2ft away with my d--- >spider drowns in nut this is my hood n----

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Anon goes outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:52:40 No.858737971 >be me >edge more than 200 times >penis is blue >bed full of c-- >go to the toilet >e-------- 2 gallon of pee >dress 229 KB PNG >go outside >take bus >fill the bus with my baby horse sex scent >arrive downtown >call a taxi because idgaf about my business downtown anymore >arrive home >watch blowjow p--- Random summer day of my life in my small town. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:55:28 No.858738079 is your penis okay bro?
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:52:40 No.858737971 >be me >edge more than 200 times >penis is blue >bed full of c-- >go to the toilet >e-------- 2 gallon of pee >dress 229 KB PNG >go outside >take bus >fill the bus with my baby horse sex scent >arrive downtown >call a taxi because idgaf about my business downtown anymore >arrive home >watch blowjow p--- Random summer day of my life in my small town. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:55:28 No.858738079 is your penis okay bro?

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Anon had enough | /r/Greentext

>You failed the Captcha >You failed the Captcha >You failed the Captcha >You forgot to put the image >You filed the Captcha 33 KB JPG
>You failed the Captcha >You failed the Captcha >You failed the Captcha >You forgot to put the image >You filed the Captcha 33 KB JPG

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Anon ponders a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:47:40 No.64512091 Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are. bill.png 231 KB PNG >>64511239 (OP) # >have no idea if I'm attractive or ugly >nobody has ever said anything to me about my looks >too scared to post my face online for opinions >>64512111 # >>64512163 #
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:47:40 No.64512091 Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are. bill.png 231 KB PNG >>64511239 (OP) # >have no idea if I'm attractive or ugly >nobody has ever said anything to me about my looks >too scared to post my face online for opinions >>64512111 # >>64512163 #

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)09:37:29 No.858732030 972-9722824_pepe-rare-car-sad-general-motors.jpg 112 KB JPG >be in traffic >stuck in stop and go traffic for upwards of 40 mins >turn music on and decide to enjoy it Is this all my life has come to?
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)09:37:29 No.858732030 972-9722824_pepe-rare-car-sad-general-motors.jpg 112 KB JPG >be in traffic >stuck in stop and go traffic for upwards of 40 mins >turn music on and decide to enjoy it Is this all my life has come to?

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Anon finds a gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)03:01:19 No.64510632 >be me >no gf >go outside >find a squid gf instead We're all gonna make it bros! 513 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)03:01:19 No.64510632 >be me >no gf >go outside >find a squid gf instead We're all gonna make it bros! 513 KB JPG

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Airplanes are a myth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:17:47 No.29131 >yeah bro you just take the flying tube to the other side of the world! it's that simple! does anyone actually believe in this s---? 212 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)07:17:47 No.29131 >yeah bro you just take the flying tube to the other side of the world! it's that simple! does anyone actually believe in this s---? 212 KB JPG

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Anon gets cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)12:33:15 No.858731829 pet stories >be me >4 >get new cat >cat small 95 KB PNG >plays >happy >15 years later >cat old >still tries to get on my shoulder >kidneys >cat die >sad >lonely >idea >new cat >get new cat >looks just like old cat did >happy again thank you cat pic related View Thread
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)12:33:15 No.858731829 pet stories >be me >4 >get new cat >cat small 95 KB PNG >plays >happy >15 years later >cat old >still tries to get on my shoulder >kidneys >cat die >sad >lonely >idea >new cat >get new cat >looks just like old cat did >happy again thank you cat pic related View Thread

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anon likes the silly voice | /r/Greentext

File: 16166819.jpg (1.48 MB, 1746x2439) O Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:03:09 No.64511020 >>64511033 >in economics class >teacher starts playing an episode of john oliver's talk show >spend the first half of it trying to hold in my laugher because it is so s--- >john oliver does a silly voice >this is my breaking point >burst into laughter because i cannot hold it in anymore >eyes start watering >tears roll down my cheek >the entire class is silent and looking at me >continue to laugh for the next few minutes without being able to stop because i keep on thinking of the silly voice
File: 16166819.jpg (1.48 MB, 1746x2439) O Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)21:03:09 No.64511020 >>64511033 >in economics class >teacher starts playing an episode of john oliver's talk show >spend the first half of it trying to hold in my laugher because it is so s--- >john oliver does a silly voice >this is my breaking point >burst into laughter because i cannot hold it in anymore >eyes start watering >tears roll down my cheek >the entire class is silent and looking at me >continue to laugh for the next few minutes without being able to stop because i keep on thinking of the silly voice

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Anon hates the british | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)10:46:45 No.858729928 >be me >making fun of british people is funny >working register at fast food place >british couple walks in, I take their 2 order >strong British accent >trying really hard not to laugh 34 KB JPG >one of them says "water" >burst out laughing, both at the accent and my own autism >can't stop >coworker has to finish taking their order >manager p----- at me >still laughing F--- British people
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)10:46:45 No.858729928 >be me >making fun of british people is funny >working register at fast food place >british couple walks in, I take their 2 order >strong British accent >trying really hard not to laugh 34 KB JPG >one of them says "water" >burst out laughing, both at the accent and my own autism >can't stop >coworker has to finish taking their order >manager p----- at me >still laughing F--- British people

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Father of the bride | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:36:53 No.62107208 >>62106370 (OP) # >rent small boat with my friends >sailing around the harbor >having lots of fun, start waving at people on other boats 932 KB GIF >wave to a small boat with about 10 Asian girls on it >one girl yells "DADDY!" at me >some of the other girls on the boat start yelling "DADDY!" at me >me and my friends laugh I had so much fun last weekend >>62110505 # : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:39:27 No.62107237 >running around the house without a shirt yesterday >feel a little bit pudgy from my 3300 kcal bulk >send my crush a shirtless mirror 67 KB JPG snapchat, asking if i should cut a bit >she replies that i am f------ sexy and that i should gain even more >mfw >>62107256 # >>62109054 #
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:36:53 No.62107208 >>62106370 (OP) # >rent small boat with my friends >sailing around the harbor >having lots of fun, start waving at people on other boats 932 KB GIF >wave to a small boat with about 10 Asian girls on it >one girl yells "DADDY!" at me >some of the other girls on the boat start yelling "DADDY!" at me >me and my friends laugh I had so much fun last weekend >>62110505 # : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:39:27 No.62107237 >running around the house without a shirt yesterday >feel a little bit pudgy from my 3300 kcal bulk >send my crush a shirtless mirror 67 KB JPG snapchat, asking if i should cut a bit >she replies that i am f------ sexy and that i should gain even more >mfw >>62107256 # >>62109054 #

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Its easy, really. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/21 (Fri)21:46:01 No.858695566 >be me >unfortunate misunderstanding >crisis narrowly avoided >(emotion)(filetype) >(insert slurs) I think I'm getting the hang of posting greentexts 11 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/09/21 (Fri)21:46:01 No.858695566 >be me >unfortunate misunderstanding >crisis narrowly avoided >(emotion)(filetype) >(insert slurs) I think I'm getting the hang of posting greentexts 11 KB JPG

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anon is a plague doctor | /r/Greentext

File : 1297895590 jpg-(74 KB, 500x375, plaguedoktor.jpg) O Anonymous 02/16/11(Wed)17:33 No.86997261 >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down the street to McDonalds. >Walk in and walk to the counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on my deep voice. >"Do not fear me child!" >Bend down then leap onto the counter. >Knocking down the register and charity jar. >Raise my hands in the air >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms from behind some machines with a p----- off look. >Do a MJ spin and kick some fat kids McFlurry to the ground. >"You are fat. You do not need this." >Tip my hat at the manager and jump off the counter. >Run for door and see this bitch/hot girl. >From senior year of high school. >She is eating some fries and stops and stares at me with a open mouth. >Sprint to her. >Grab bag full of fries and slap her with them. >Manager screams as he grabs me. >Spin and slap him across the face. >"Unhand me. Male of brown skin" >Run out of store after I sparta kicked the door. >Run home and walked back with out my costume. >See the sign with the no dogs stuff. >Picutre of a plague doctor with the cross out thing on it. >LOL
File : 1297895590 jpg-(74 KB, 500x375, plaguedoktor.jpg) O Anonymous 02/16/11(Wed)17:33 No.86997261 >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down the street to McDonalds. >Walk in and walk to the counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on my deep voice. >"Do not fear me child!" >Bend down then leap onto the counter. >Knocking down the register and charity jar. >Raise my hands in the air >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms from behind some machines with a p----- off look. >Do a MJ spin and kick some fat kids McFlurry to the ground. >"You are fat. You do not need this." >Tip my hat at the manager and jump off the counter. >Run for door and see this bitch/hot girl. >From senior year of high school. >She is eating some fries and stops and stares at me with a open mouth. >Sprint to her. >Grab bag full of fries and slap her with them. >Manager screams as he grabs me. >Spin and slap him across the face. >"Unhand me. Male of brown skin" >Run out of store after I sparta kicked the door. >Run home and walked back with out my costume. >See the sign with the no dogs stuff. >Picutre of a plague doctor with the cross out thing on it. >LOL

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Anon finally pops the cherry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:06:44 No.858720077 >meet a sexy babe >she invites you to her apartment CENSORED >she undresses... slowly >the panties are the last to go >wait, that's not a p---- >that's not a d---, either 26 KB PNG >oh god, what is that? >you've never seen anything like that before >is it... looking at you? >you start toward the door, it follows your movement >it blinks >you scream >it screams >she laughs maniacally
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:06:44 No.858720077 >meet a sexy babe >she invites you to her apartment CENSORED >she undresses... slowly >the panties are the last to go >wait, that's not a p---- >that's not a d---, either 26 KB PNG >oh god, what is that? >you've never seen anything like that before >is it... looking at you? >you start toward the door, it follows your movement >it blinks >you scream >it screams >she laughs maniacally

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Anon has a smelly peepee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:29:56 No.858717052 >Be me >shower >scrub pee pee >finish shower >pee pee still smells 9 KB JPG w-- is wrong with my peepee! I f------ shower daily and it still smells like fish w-- : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:24 No.858717095 >>858717052 (OP) # Go to the doctor if you're so concerned retard : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:45 No.858717107 >>858717052 (OP)_# Stop f------ fish. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:32:40 No.858717140 >>858717052 (OP) # It's something you ate making you smell weird, or a yeast infection : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:34:52 No.858717209 >>858717052 (OP) # Stop jerking off for a couple days it'll go back to normal, unless you don't have a foreskin, then you should see a doctor. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:47:17 No.858717604 >>858717052 (OP) # Just shower dailier >>858717626 # : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:48:03 No.858717626 >>858717604 # hang yourself.
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:29:56 No.858717052 >Be me >shower >scrub pee pee >finish shower >pee pee still smells 9 KB JPG w-- is wrong with my peepee! I f------ shower daily and it still smells like fish w-- : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:24 No.858717095 >>858717052 (OP) # Go to the doctor if you're so concerned retard : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:45 No.858717107 >>858717052 (OP)_# Stop f------ fish. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:32:40 No.858717140 >>858717052 (OP) # It's something you ate making you smell weird, or a yeast infection : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:34:52 No.858717209 >>858717052 (OP) # Stop jerking off for a couple days it'll go back to normal, unless you don't have a foreskin, then you should see a doctor. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:47:17 No.858717604 >>858717052 (OP) # Just shower dailier >>858717626 # : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:48:03 No.858717626 >>858717604 # hang yourself.

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Anon doesn't understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)05:02:08 No.64507532 >guy asks a woman out right away He's a creep >guy asks a woman out after being friends He's a lying scumbag >guy finds woman sexually attractive 46 KB JPG He's sexually objectifying her >guy finds woman not sexually attractive He's an insensitive manipulative a------ trying to lower your confidence Why the f--- are you like this females 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)05:02:08 No.64507532 >guy asks a woman out right away He's a creep >guy asks a woman out after being friends He's a lying scumbag >guy finds woman sexually attractive 46 KB JPG He's sexually objectifying her >guy finds woman not sexually attractive He's an insensitive manipulative a------ trying to lower your confidence Why the f--- are you like this females 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon likes Pokemon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 day ago No. 849151 >849154 >>849155 >>849160 >>849163 >>849224 >be me >play pokemon platinum at work on an emulator >i do it everytime im bored even tho i am not allowed to but no one really cares >have a team full of only cute pokemon >i love my pokemon esp. pachirisu >play every day after finishing dumb excels >one day i want to play pokemon and my safe file is deleted >oh s--- >get email from it-guy >"you have s--- taste and your team sucks" >cry because pokemon are gone what do i do
Anonymous 1 day ago No. 849151 >849154 >>849155 >>849160 >>849163 >>849224 >be me >play pokemon platinum at work on an emulator >i do it everytime im bored even tho i am not allowed to but no one really cares >have a team full of only cute pokemon >i love my pokemon esp. pachirisu >play every day after finishing dumb excels >one day i want to play pokemon and my safe file is deleted >oh s--- >get email from it-guy >"you have s--- taste and your team sucks" >cry because pokemon are gone what do i do

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Anon is normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)13:49:19 No.62507443 >think I have ADHD thats why I cannot concentrate on tasks, become easily sidetracked and follow schedules >go to a doctor for a year >turns out I don't have adhd I am just a lazy retard 133 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)13:49:19 No.62507443 >think I have ADHD thats why I cannot concentrate on tasks, become easily sidetracked and follow schedules >go to a doctor for a year >turns out I don't have adhd I am just a lazy retard 133 KB JPG

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Anon hates Reddit | /r/Greentext


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anon wants the controller | /r/Greentext

controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro : Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back
controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro : Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back

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