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File: docs.jng (46 KB, 641x675) autistic pickup moments Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)10:04:12 No.64350414 (Reply) D4352879 >be me >be 19 >go to local dance club with my chad friend, club takes minors they just can't drink >he invited a girl from work >girl brought a friend, but friend was a bitch >hanging out w chad friend waiting for girls to come out of the bathroom >random guy walks up >"hey, this girl from across the bar keeps staring at you. you should make a move" >thínks he's talking about chad friend >"nah dude, it's for sure you" >friend telling me to go over to her, but I'm too nervous >finally ready to go up to where she is sitting >giri gets up right as I start to walk in her direction >lose her in the huge pack of ppl in the club fast forward 2 hours >sitting alone on couch, waiting for friend to be done w girl so I can go home >see girl again, this time also sitting alone looking as miserable as me >decide to man up and go up to her >sit in chair next to her >she doesn't react >sit there like a retard for a solid 5 mins thinking of ways to start a conversation >finally build up courage to say something >"i like your shoes" >shoes are pic related >girl doesn't even turn to look at me >says "thanks" >immediately gets up and walks to opposite end of club >spend another hour in there watching my friend try to hook up with his co-worker and her friend try to hook up with a random dude >nice anybody else got any autistic stories? let's hear them
File: docs.jng (46 KB, 641x675) autistic pickup moments Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)10:04:12 No.64350414 (Reply) D4352879 >be me >be 19 >go to local dance club with my chad friend, club takes minors they just can't drink >he invited a girl from work >girl brought a friend, but friend was a bitch >hanging out w chad friend waiting for girls to come out of the bathroom >random guy walks up >"hey, this girl from across the bar keeps staring at you. you should make a move" >thínks he's talking about chad friend >"nah dude, it's for sure you" >friend telling me to go over to her, but I'm too nervous >finally ready to go up to where she is sitting >giri gets up right as I start to walk in her direction >lose her in the huge pack of ppl in the club fast forward 2 hours >sitting alone on couch, waiting for friend to be done w girl so I can go home >see girl again, this time also sitting alone looking as miserable as me >decide to man up and go up to her >sit in chair next to her >she doesn't react >sit there like a retard for a solid 5 mins thinking of ways to start a conversation >finally build up courage to say something >"i like your shoes" >shoes are pic related >girl doesn't even turn to look at me >says "thanks" >immediately gets up and walks to opposite end of club >spend another hour in there watching my friend try to hook up with his co-worker and her friend try to hook up with a random dude >nice anybody else got any autistic stories? let's hear them

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Anon reproduces | /r/Greentext

File: 1623983772826.jpg (54 KB, 864x864) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)23:54:15 No.64358714 [Reply] >be me >24 yr old antisocial virgin >read incel thread on /pol/ about how the ultimate goal in life is to reproduce in order to pass on your genes >get sad and consider kms because i will probably never achieve that goal >haveanidea.jpg >make a plan. i don't want to be the first and only of my ansestors that fails passing on his genes. >fast forward to today >i have already donated sperm dozens of times to different sperm banks across my country >my genes will be spread around in my country like gengis khan's were in his times see you later loosers
File: 1623983772826.jpg (54 KB, 864x864) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)23:54:15 No.64358714 [Reply] >be me >24 yr old antisocial virgin >read incel thread on /pol/ about how the ultimate goal in life is to reproduce in order to pass on your genes >get sad and consider kms because i will probably never achieve that goal >haveanidea.jpg >make a plan. i don't want to be the first and only of my ansestors that fails passing on his genes. >fast forward to today >i have already donated sperm dozens of times to different sperm banks across my country >my genes will be spread around in my country like gengis khan's were in his times see you later loosers

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Anon figures out the bronze age collapse | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: EPKCVJSQ 06/27/21(Sun)20:23:10 No.327755120 okay imagine this: >bronze age collapse >every major power around you collapses,except Egypt,Assyria(but severly weakened) >random "sea people" from nowhere comes and destroys everything in their path(who the f--- were they anyway? nuragic people? italic people? maybe even celts,germs?) >suddenly you move in to this new prosperous land called "canaan" >profit,rest is history i guess yeah natural disasters,etc also f----- up the levant but. anons? whats going on?
O Anonymous (ID: EPKCVJSQ 06/27/21(Sun)20:23:10 No.327755120 okay imagine this: >bronze age collapse >every major power around you collapses,except Egypt,Assyria(but severly weakened) >random "sea people" from nowhere comes and destroys everything in their path(who the f--- were they anyway? nuragic people? italic people? maybe even celts,germs?) >suddenly you move in to this new prosperous land called "canaan" >profit,rest is history i guess yeah natural disasters,etc also f----- up the levant but. anons? whats going on?

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Anon is a retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)20:49:18 No.857902576 >be me, 14 at the time >at friends house because she had a pool >after swimming we started watching a movie >commercial break >she takes my phone and runs away >go after her >she locks herself in her room 40 KB JPG >i try to get in but no luck >she opens the door a bit and throws me the "panties" of her swimsuit >14yo me thinks its disgusting because its wet and warm >throw it back to her door >can hear her laughing >the movie started again so i went downstairs >she comes back a bit after me and throws me my phone back >she's clearly upset but 14yo me didnt care >awkward silence during the rest of the movie >leave once it finishes >she didnt talk to me for about a week or 2 why was i such a retard 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:00:20 No.857903199 >>857902576 (OP)_# sure /b/ro : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:01:12 No.857903261 >>857902576 (OP) # Just f--- her next time you see her
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)20:49:18 No.857902576 >be me, 14 at the time >at friends house because she had a pool >after swimming we started watching a movie >commercial break >she takes my phone and runs away >go after her >she locks herself in her room 40 KB JPG >i try to get in but no luck >she opens the door a bit and throws me the "panties" of her swimsuit >14yo me thinks its disgusting because its wet and warm >throw it back to her door >can hear her laughing >the movie started again so i went downstairs >she comes back a bit after me and throws me my phone back >she's clearly upset but 14yo me didnt care >awkward silence during the rest of the movie >leave once it finishes >she didnt talk to me for about a week or 2 why was i such a retard 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:00:20 No.857903199 >>857902576 (OP)_# sure /b/ro : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:01:12 No.857903261 >>857902576 (OP) # Just f--- her next time you see her

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Anon goes out for lunch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)15:08:03 No.64359900 >go on a "date" with a female for first time in years >we go to have lunch at a pizzeria with a new friend I made, I like her >be kind of anxious for leaving a good image, but everything seems to go fine >while eating and talking I check my 146 KB PNG wallet >I have no money >get scared and tell her l'm going outside to smoke a c-------- >try to call my mom desespertly to borrow her money >she doesn't answer >get even more scared >end up running to my house which is 30 minutes away >get some money and come back running >when I came back she's not there anymore >end up blocking her because I was embarassed of she thinking I leaved because I didn't want to pay >haven't talked with her since that day why am I so f------ retarded?
: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)15:08:03 No.64359900 >go on a "date" with a female for first time in years >we go to have lunch at a pizzeria with a new friend I made, I like her >be kind of anxious for leaving a good image, but everything seems to go fine >while eating and talking I check my 146 KB PNG wallet >I have no money >get scared and tell her l'm going outside to smoke a c-------- >try to call my mom desespertly to borrow her money >she doesn't answer >get even more scared >end up running to my house which is 30 minutes away >get some money and come back running >when I came back she's not there anymore >end up blocking her because I was embarassed of she thinking I leaved because I didn't want to pay >haven't talked with her since that day why am I so f------ retarded?

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Wagie wagie get in cagie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Wagie stories 06/29/21(Tue)16:12:47 No.64360453 >be me >Apply for wage job at gas station >Boss b-------- me from the get go >Says there's an open position for a full time job. Turns out l'll be competing with another person and whoever loses will get a part time position (specifically said i 31 KB JPG was only interested in full time in the interview) >Says I'll be doing 12 hours of non paid practice, ends up asking me to do twice that >Lose the full time position to the other person. No hard feelings.jpg >Decide f--- it, i ain't carrying on this gay s---, time to look for another job >Boss phones me up two days later asks me where l've been. Tell him l'm very sorry but I can't take him job opportunity because of inconvenience etc etc. Calls me very unprofessional, i give him the yes sir goodbye sir and hangup so i don't have to carry on listening to his s--- >Phones me again and starts getting agitated, telling me good luck with life if you're gonna go around behaving like that etc >Tell him i don't own him or his company s---, didn't sign a contract and specifically said i had no interest in part time from the very beginning >Get into a heated shouting match. Tell him to go and f--- himself and hang up. Block his number >Check phone 30 minutes later. Three calls from blocked number >Mfw It's funny how mad bosses get when they realise they have no power over you
: Anonymous Wagie stories 06/29/21(Tue)16:12:47 No.64360453 >be me >Apply for wage job at gas station >Boss b-------- me from the get go >Says there's an open position for a full time job. Turns out l'll be competing with another person and whoever loses will get a part time position (specifically said i 31 KB JPG was only interested in full time in the interview) >Says I'll be doing 12 hours of non paid practice, ends up asking me to do twice that >Lose the full time position to the other person. No hard feelings.jpg >Decide f--- it, i ain't carrying on this gay s---, time to look for another job >Boss phones me up two days later asks me where l've been. Tell him l'm very sorry but I can't take him job opportunity because of inconvenience etc etc. Calls me very unprofessional, i give him the yes sir goodbye sir and hangup so i don't have to carry on listening to his s--- >Phones me again and starts getting agitated, telling me good luck with life if you're gonna go around behaving like that etc >Tell him i don't own him or his company s---, didn't sign a contract and specifically said i had no interest in part time from the very beginning >Get into a heated shouting match. Tell him to go and f--- himself and hang up. Block his number >Check phone 30 minutes later. Three calls from blocked number >Mfw It's funny how mad bosses get when they realise they have no power over you

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Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/01/18(Thu)12:56:35 No.94008428 File: feelstooreal.gif (263 KB, 319x255) >>94004782 (OP) >watch movie with parents >Father tells his son that he loves him >look to my dad >"Don't get any stupid f------ ideas" >0-okay
O Anonymous 02/01/18(Thu)12:56:35 No.94008428 File: feelstooreal.gif (263 KB, 319x255) >>94004782 (OP) >watch movie with parents >Father tells his son that he loves him >look to my dad >"Don't get any stupid f------ ideas" >0-okay

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Anon says the n word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/ 22:52:00 No.7448026 >be me >have a black friend >he likes my memes >he gave me a n-word pass See you later normies 5 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/23/ 22:52:00 No.7448026 >be me >have a black friend >he likes my memes >he gave me a n-word pass See you later normies 5 KB JPG

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Anon shits the bed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)03:46 No. 10063353 >Be 16 >Girl Ive known since we were like 4 is having a party >Had been taking these pills post-operation >They cause me to be constipated >F--- it >Go to this party >Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm >Sorta brush it off as sloppiness >Party winding down >Nowhere to sleep >"Oh, just come with me" >Ugh, fine >F--- the t--- right off her >Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways. no worries >Start to worry >Fall asleep back to back, completely naked >Wake up to RANCID smell >Oh god no >Take out cell phone >Look over, I had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens >Whatthefuckdoldo.avi >Take s--- in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks >Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so I left". dont know why >Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home >Dont hear from her >2 weeks later she killed herself. Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.10063371 >>10063353 ahahahahahahahahahahsfbgbomgimdying
Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)03:46 No. 10063353 >Be 16 >Girl Ive known since we were like 4 is having a party >Had been taking these pills post-operation >They cause me to be constipated >F--- it >Go to this party >Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm >Sorta brush it off as sloppiness >Party winding down >Nowhere to sleep >"Oh, just come with me" >Ugh, fine >F--- the t--- right off her >Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways. no worries >Start to worry >Fall asleep back to back, completely naked >Wake up to RANCID smell >Oh god no >Take out cell phone >Look over, I had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens >Whatthefuckdoldo.avi >Take s--- in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks >Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so I left". dont know why >Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home >Dont hear from her >2 weeks later she killed herself. Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.10063371 >>10063353 ahahahahahahahahahahsfbgbomgimdying

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The Fart Connoisseur makes dinner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)12:14:42 No.857907810 >be me >the Fart Connoisseur >once tricked a lactose intolerant girl I was with into eating a 'dairy free' carbonara I made >f------ KEK >kept assuring her that it was fine to eat THE PR PART OF 23 KB JPG but I know she was onto me >ffw an hour and I can audibly hear her guts churning as the dairy reks her insides >can feel her anger towards me but I don't give a f--- >just want those farts >she excuses herself to the bathroom and I creep up to the door quietly >hear her immediately let one loose as she sits down to urinate >now I'm furious as I'm missing out on the good stuff >she comes out and we sit to watch a movie >grab a blanket and throw it over us >fartcocoon.flatulence >not long into the movie I hear the down under thunder >I say just let it out babe we're under the blanket >a few minutes go by and she shifts in her seat and cuts an impressive stink salute >I give it a few seconds then rip the blanket up and stick my head under >once the fragrance of poorly digested dairy and carbonara permeates my nostrils I can't control myself >it's like a potpourri of a--- Armageddon >l huff and sniff and get myself high on the fumes of her a------ >she's clearly shocked by my behaviour but I'm too addicted to care >explain to her that I f------ love farts >she gets a bit grossed out but l've perfected the art of smooth talking farts out of women >she relents and starts passing gas >l'm almost cooming because the stink is so good >she's very obviously weirded out but l'm a fiend on this stench >l eventually whip my c--- out and ask her to suck it >she leans over and gets down to business >she's sucking it hard and let's out another butthole banger and that's all it takes >l begin busting mega loads in her mouth after about a minute and a half >she swallows it and gets up >5 minutes later she says she needs to go home and leaves me with my d--- still out absolutely euphoric >such is the life of the FART CONNOISSEUR
Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)12:14:42 No.857907810 >be me >the Fart Connoisseur >once tricked a lactose intolerant girl I was with into eating a 'dairy free' carbonara I made >f------ KEK >kept assuring her that it was fine to eat THE PR PART OF 23 KB JPG but I know she was onto me >ffw an hour and I can audibly hear her guts churning as the dairy reks her insides >can feel her anger towards me but I don't give a f--- >just want those farts >she excuses herself to the bathroom and I creep up to the door quietly >hear her immediately let one loose as she sits down to urinate >now I'm furious as I'm missing out on the good stuff >she comes out and we sit to watch a movie >grab a blanket and throw it over us >fartcocoon.flatulence >not long into the movie I hear the down under thunder >I say just let it out babe we're under the blanket >a few minutes go by and she shifts in her seat and cuts an impressive stink salute >I give it a few seconds then rip the blanket up and stick my head under >once the fragrance of poorly digested dairy and carbonara permeates my nostrils I can't control myself >it's like a potpourri of a--- Armageddon >l huff and sniff and get myself high on the fumes of her a------ >she's clearly shocked by my behaviour but I'm too addicted to care >explain to her that I f------ love farts >she gets a bit grossed out but l've perfected the art of smooth talking farts out of women >she relents and starts passing gas >l'm almost cooming because the stink is so good >she's very obviously weirded out but l'm a fiend on this stench >l eventually whip my c--- out and ask her to suck it >she leans over and gets down to business >she's sucking it hard and let's out another butthole banger and that's all it takes >l begin busting mega loads in her mouth after about a minute and a half >she swallows it and gets up >5 minutes later she says she needs to go home and leaves me with my d--- still out absolutely euphoric >such is the life of the FART CONNOISSEUR

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Anon talks about pokemon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:18:37 No.64357094 >1997 or 1998 >4th grade >New school >Trying to fit in >We're going around the room talking about what our Pokemon starters are 76 KB JPG in Pokemon Red/Blue >I say I chose Bulbasaur >This fat p------------ snorts and claims Bulbasaur is the s-------- starter >I recently discover it was the best, because you can beat Brock and Misty with it easily >Be 2021 >Facebook that fat p------------ to tell him he was wrong >His profile is one of those in memoriam ones >Turns out he's dead I win, f-----!
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:18:37 No.64357094 >1997 or 1998 >4th grade >New school >Trying to fit in >We're going around the room talking about what our Pokemon starters are 76 KB JPG in Pokemon Red/Blue >I say I chose Bulbasaur >This fat p------------ snorts and claims Bulbasaur is the s-------- starter >I recently discover it was the best, because you can beat Brock and Misty with it easily >Be 2021 >Facebook that fat p------------ to tell him he was wrong >His profile is one of those in memoriam ones >Turns out he's dead I win, f-----!

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Squeeze play | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)22:06:45 No.857918901 >be me >having a s----- week >get called based on 4chan >makes me happy >makes me feel powerful >THE WORLD IS MINE BECAUSE I AM BASED 131 KB JPG >go for a drive >college kid at a red light looks at my car and says "hell yeah man" >he thinks my car is based >l cannot be stopped now >l'm a f------ god amongst men >go home >girlfriend starts bitching about something for the 5 thousandth time >been considering breaking up for months but never had the heart >Imao babe I'm based now, I don't have time for your s--- >break up with her and pack her s--- for her >she can't believe l'm serious >drive her to her sisters >best friend is a degenerate furry >he sees a listing for a fursuit online but he's too embarrassed to go pick it up >f--- it i'm based now, I'll get it for you >go and buy fursuit from some overweight goth chick in public >people give me strange looks >they aren't as based as me >bring fursuit to my friend >go back home and yell at my bitch gif to make a sandwich >oh right, I kicked her out >make my own sandwich >throw random s--- on there >banana slices, tomato, ham, f------ chexmix because f--- it >I AM TOO BASED TO GIVE A F--- >eat my terrible sandwich >go to bed that night and don't sleep >don't sleep for days >realize l'm not actually based, I was just going through a manic episode >now I have no gf and everyone in town thinks I'm a furry
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)22:06:45 No.857918901 >be me >having a s----- week >get called based on 4chan >makes me happy >makes me feel powerful >THE WORLD IS MINE BECAUSE I AM BASED 131 KB JPG >go for a drive >college kid at a red light looks at my car and says "hell yeah man" >he thinks my car is based >l cannot be stopped now >l'm a f------ god amongst men >go home >girlfriend starts bitching about something for the 5 thousandth time >been considering breaking up for months but never had the heart >Imao babe I'm based now, I don't have time for your s--- >break up with her and pack her s--- for her >she can't believe l'm serious >drive her to her sisters >best friend is a degenerate furry >he sees a listing for a fursuit online but he's too embarrassed to go pick it up >f--- it i'm based now, I'll get it for you >go and buy fursuit from some overweight goth chick in public >people give me strange looks >they aren't as based as me >bring fursuit to my friend >go back home and yell at my bitch gif to make a sandwich >oh right, I kicked her out >make my own sandwich >throw random s--- on there >banana slices, tomato, ham, f------ chexmix because f--- it >I AM TOO BASED TO GIVE A F--- >eat my terrible sandwich >go to bed that night and don't sleep >don't sleep for days >realize l'm not actually based, I was just going through a manic episode >now I have no gf and everyone in town thinks I'm a furry

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Anon is a pedo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:21:01 No.857904495 >be me >22 years old >on tik tok >see video posted by a cute Asian girl >comment on it >she replies >we reply back and forth >follow each other 307 KB PNG >start sending each other tik toks >she's pretty cool I guess >ask for her instagram >she follows me >realize she's probably only 17 >says she graduates HS this year >today she asked for my discord so we can play games together I'm keen to have a new friend, but I'm scared people are going to think l'm a p---. Am I just paranoid? 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:40:01 No.857905650 >>857905472 # >l just want to play video games with her That's not true retard, you can play video games with literally anyone. Why a 17 year old girl? doesn't matter, block remove and find someone to play video games with that's your own age
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:21:01 No.857904495 >be me >22 years old >on tik tok >see video posted by a cute Asian girl >comment on it >she replies >we reply back and forth >follow each other 307 KB PNG >start sending each other tik toks >she's pretty cool I guess >ask for her instagram >she follows me >realize she's probably only 17 >says she graduates HS this year >today she asked for my discord so we can play games together I'm keen to have a new friend, but I'm scared people are going to think l'm a p---. Am I just paranoid? 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:40:01 No.857905650 >>857905472 # >l just want to play video games with her That's not true retard, you can play video games with literally anyone. Why a 17 year old girl? doesn't matter, block remove and find someone to play video games with that's your own age

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:26:00 No.64292357 >Write something >Perfectly able to form proper sentences >Talk irl >Sound like a complete retard, can't talk about anything complex without f------ up a sentence Is this normal or am I just stupid? 22 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:28:35 No.64292385 >>64292357 (OP) # Probably Aspergers. Or you're just undersocialized, which may have been a result of the 'tism.
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:26:00 No.64292357 >Write something >Perfectly able to form proper sentences >Talk irl >Sound like a complete retard, can't talk about anything complex without f------ up a sentence Is this normal or am I just stupid? 22 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:28:35 No.64292385 >>64292357 (OP) # Probably Aspergers. Or you're just undersocialized, which may have been a result of the 'tism.

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Anon doesn't partake in road rage | /r/Greentext

File: F76DF474-1B98-4151-8CC6-1(...).png (9 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)01:39:37 No.857840237 [Reply] >>857840585 Hey /b/ something happened today and I need your opinion on if I handled it okay >Driving home after a wedding >3 hour drive >literally minutes away from home >Stuck behind a------ on a motorcycle >Eventually get sick of it and make a left turn >As I'm going, he yells something back at me >Keep in mind I usually keep my window down as my AC is s--- >He f------ heads me off as I'm heading out >Yells at me for "riding his ass" >(n---- maybe speed tf up) >Wait for him to finish, smile, and say I'm sorry instead of what I really wanna say >He looks surprised, but leaves without saying a word How'd I handle it? Good? Bad? Buddy says I handled it well, but idk man I'm just tired of feeling that everybody can walk all over me.
File: F76DF474-1B98-4151-8CC6-1(...).png (9 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)01:39:37 No.857840237 [Reply] >>857840585 Hey /b/ something happened today and I need your opinion on if I handled it okay >Driving home after a wedding >3 hour drive >literally minutes away from home >Stuck behind a------ on a motorcycle >Eventually get sick of it and make a left turn >As I'm going, he yells something back at me >Keep in mind I usually keep my window down as my AC is s--- >He f------ heads me off as I'm heading out >Yells at me for "riding his ass" >(n---- maybe speed tf up) >Wait for him to finish, smile, and say I'm sorry instead of what I really wanna say >He looks surprised, but leaves without saying a word How'd I handle it? Good? Bad? Buddy says I handled it well, but idk man I'm just tired of feeling that everybody can walk all over me.

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: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)03:08:18 No.857871776 >l'm so f------ autistic that it took me until now to realize that people saying "lost" meant they laughed at it >I thought it was an insult saying that I the image wasn't funny even though l'm the guy that made a YLYL thread 26 KB JPG >>857871861 # >>857872389 # >>857874074 # >>857876704 # >>857877055 # >>857882695 # >>857883558 # >>857883681 # >>857884472 # >>857884731 # >>857888420 # >>857894740 #
: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)03:08:18 No.857871776 >l'm so f------ autistic that it took me until now to realize that people saying "lost" meant they laughed at it >I thought it was an insult saying that I the image wasn't funny even though l'm the guy that made a YLYL thread 26 KB JPG >>857871861 # >>857872389 # >>857874074 # >>857876704 # >>857877055 # >>857882695 # >>857883558 # >>857883681 # >>857884472 # >>857884731 # >>857888420 # >>857894740 #

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Anon sets a trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)18:18:00 No.857893056 >Be me >F--- my trap girlfriend >Get poop on my d--- 57 KB JPG 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:11:50 No.857896632 >>857893056 (OP) # She must enema first. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:12:50 No.857896703 That is why you should not engage in sodomy. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:14:40 No.857896810 >>857893056 (OP) # >trap >girlfriend Pick one.
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)18:18:00 No.857893056 >Be me >F--- my trap girlfriend >Get poop on my d--- 57 KB JPG 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:11:50 No.857896632 >>857893056 (OP) # She must enema first. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:12:50 No.857896703 That is why you should not engage in sodomy. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:14:40 No.857896810 >>857893056 (OP) # >trap >girlfriend Pick one.

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Anon is a good guy | /r/Greentext

File: pepe c--------.jpg (67 KB, 800x649) Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:00:31 No.857877568 >>857877724 >Be me, don't drink, don't smoke and don't do drugs >Lead a very clean life >Parents still call me a failure >mfw Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:03:00 No.857877724 >>857877568 (OP) Do you have kids? Good income? No kids = no legacy (usually).
File: pepe c--------.jpg (67 KB, 800x649) Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:00:31 No.857877568 >>857877724 >Be me, don't drink, don't smoke and don't do drugs >Lead a very clean life >Parents still call me a failure >mfw Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:03:00 No.857877724 >>857877568 (OP) Do you have kids? Good income? No kids = no legacy (usually).

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anon loves animals | /r/Greentext

File: extremelysad.jpg (28 KB, 619x453) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)11:26:02 No.3849472 [Reply] >>3849620 >get job at pet shop >im grateful the owner gave a chance despite no experience >my job is to groom the dogs >on my first day i groom 2 dogs >owner tells me im too slow and that I should be able to groom 8 dogs, 1 dog per hour basically >she shows me how she does it, she gives them a pill to sedate them so they dont struggle >there are different dosages depending on the age and weight of the dog >i follow her instructions to the letter >4 of the dogs never wake up >she cusses at me and asks me how the f--- is she supposed to explain what happened >fires me on the spot, tells me I will probably get sued
File: extremelysad.jpg (28 KB, 619x453) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)11:26:02 No.3849472 [Reply] >>3849620 >get job at pet shop >im grateful the owner gave a chance despite no experience >my job is to groom the dogs >on my first day i groom 2 dogs >owner tells me im too slow and that I should be able to groom 8 dogs, 1 dog per hour basically >she shows me how she does it, she gives them a pill to sedate them so they dont struggle >there are different dosages depending on the age and weight of the dog >i follow her instructions to the letter >4 of the dogs never wake up >she cusses at me and asks me how the f--- is she supposed to explain what happened >fires me on the spot, tells me I will probably get sued

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