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: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:43:19 No.857810547 >You get handed this at the store as change >wat do ww.N HOLKANN 135 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:47:05 No.857810801 >>857810547 (OP) # I immediately burn it and leave the ashes on the counter >>857811083 # : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:47:45 No.857810852 call the police : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:47:58 No.857810867 >>857810547 (OP)_# put it in my wallet and leave the store : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:48:20 No.857810901 i place it at the back of my wallet >>857810939 # >>857811198 # >>857811412 # : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:48:55 No.857810939 >>857810901 # kek
: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:43:19 No.857810547 >You get handed this at the store as change >wat do ww.N HOLKANN 135 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:47:05 No.857810801 >>857810547 (OP) # I immediately burn it and leave the ashes on the counter >>857811083 # : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:47:45 No.857810852 call the police : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:47:58 No.857810867 >>857810547 (OP)_# put it in my wallet and leave the store : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:48:20 No.857810901 i place it at the back of my wallet >>857810939 # >>857811198 # >>857811412 # : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)18:48:55 No.857810939 >>857810901 # kek

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File: unknown[1].png (120 KB, 287x255) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)20:12:26 No.857820494 >be me >23 yo virgin >sick of being a virgin >order a h----- online >lives 5 miles away >she arrives and we're walking to my bedroom when she sees my bird room >she asks about my conure budgies and cockatiels >instead of banging we talk about birds and random s--- for 2 hours >she leaves without banging >still virgin >ffw 1 week >i get a knock on the door >its her >i invite her in and ask her why she's here >she says her pimp got shot and thinks im cute so she wants to stay with me >i say ok >ffw 2 years >married with 2 kids, 7 birds i still get to bang her
File: unknown[1].png (120 KB, 287x255) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)20:12:26 No.857820494 >be me >23 yo virgin >sick of being a virgin >order a h----- online >lives 5 miles away >she arrives and we're walking to my bedroom when she sees my bird room >she asks about my conure budgies and cockatiels >instead of banging we talk about birds and random s--- for 2 hours >she leaves without banging >still virgin >ffw 1 week >i get a knock on the door >its her >i invite her in and ask her why she's here >she says her pimp got shot and thinks im cute so she wants to stay with me >i say ok >ffw 2 years >married with 2 kids, 7 birds i still get to bang her

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anon solves the homeless problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands 272 KB JPG >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >L leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas
: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands 272 KB JPG >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >L leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas

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Anon gets serious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)21:04:33 No.857819982 Girl suffers life-changing bowel injury after two rounds of a--- sex with n------ Teen suffers life-changing injury trying to imitate p--- >In a tragic case illustrating the sinister effects of online p---, a 16-year-old girl's bowel was so badly injured during group a--- sex that she needs to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life. 127 KB JPG >The teen reportedly suffered the life-changing injury while copying scenes from the hardcore p--- website BLACKED.COM >But, sadly, Nebraska's 1110 KFAB was told that the girl's horrific experience was just one in a string of serious injuries to result from p----addicted Americans trying to imitate aggressive sex they've watched online. >General Practitioners president Dr. Bastian Seidel said "We have seen a--- fissures more and more. I've seen that more in women, so that's caused by men having a--- sex with women". What we've been noticing just recently is a sharp increase in teenage girls displaying these same complications and unfortunately more serious complications, he said. >KFAB's hard-hitting investigation also revealed the horrendous experience of a woman, "Sarah," whose former boyfriend forced her into having a--- sex. >The 41-year-old was left with nerve damage to her bowel and can no longer cope with hugging her mom because she was so traumatized by the r---. >"In p----------, it's not how it is in real life. It's just not how it is. It looks like they enjoy it, but it really hurts," she said. 9 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)21:04:33 No.857819982 Girl suffers life-changing bowel injury after two rounds of a--- sex with n------ Teen suffers life-changing injury trying to imitate p--- >In a tragic case illustrating the sinister effects of online p---, a 16-year-old girl's bowel was so badly injured during group a--- sex that she needs to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life. 127 KB JPG >The teen reportedly suffered the life-changing injury while copying scenes from the hardcore p--- website BLACKED.COM >But, sadly, Nebraska's 1110 KFAB was told that the girl's horrific experience was just one in a string of serious injuries to result from p----addicted Americans trying to imitate aggressive sex they've watched online. >General Practitioners president Dr. Bastian Seidel said "We have seen a--- fissures more and more. I've seen that more in women, so that's caused by men having a--- sex with women". What we've been noticing just recently is a sharp increase in teenage girls displaying these same complications and unfortunately more serious complications, he said. >KFAB's hard-hitting investigation also revealed the horrendous experience of a woman, "Sarah," whose former boyfriend forced her into having a--- sex. >The 41-year-old was left with nerve damage to her bowel and can no longer cope with hugging her mom because she was so traumatized by the r---. >"In p----------, it's not how it is in real life. It's just not how it is. It looks like they enjoy it, but it really hurts," she said. 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon gets laid | /r/Greentext

>>857842376 (OP) # >be me >lose virginity with a chick that me and my best friend were both into >save the used condom in a bag >show it to him the next day 42 KB JPG Yeah l've got the 'tism, still got laid tho.
>>857842376 (OP) # >be me >lose virginity with a chick that me and my best friend were both into >save the used condom in a bag >show it to him the next day 42 KB JPG Yeah l've got the 'tism, still got laid tho.

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

RJDNZ2X/ (OP) 3h (6/28 6:48) · 38230918 19 Re · 3 Img · PNG · 13KB · (882 × 758) 9 Replies >doing a presentation at work >get a little nervous >take a sip from my water bottle >forgot the cap was on >hold it like l'm drinking for a couple of seconds >let it down >continue speaking >start hearing chuckling from co-workers
RJDNZ2X/ (OP) 3h (6/28 6:48) · 38230918 19 Re · 3 Img · PNG · 13KB · (882 × 758) 9 Replies >doing a presentation at work >get a little nervous >take a sip from my water bottle >forgot the cap was on >hold it like l'm drinking for a couple of seconds >let it down >continue speaking >start hearing chuckling from co-workers

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Anons mom leave him alone to use bathroom. | /r/Greentext


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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f----- up 06/28/21(Mon)00:19:57 No.64342990 >making out with girlfriend at her house >pretty intense, I pin her down and we are licking each others toungues, im drinking her saliva >"hold on anon" 88 KB JPG >she lifts up her shirt and bra, moves my hand to her right >for some reason autistically say "booba" >she immediately puts her bra back on and tells me to go home >we haven't spoken since Pic related 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous I f----- up 06/28/21(Mon)00:19:57 No.64342990 >making out with girlfriend at her house >pretty intense, I pin her down and we are licking each others toungues, im drinking her saliva >"hold on anon" 88 KB JPG >she lifts up her shirt and bra, moves my hand to her right >for some reason autistically say "booba" >she immediately puts her bra back on and tells me to go home >we haven't spoken since Pic related 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon eats some icecream | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (59 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:03:07 No.857808149 [Reply] >Be me >Tired from a long day and going to sleep >Cozy in my bed, almost sleeping >Hearing a weird sound outside my window >probaly_a_hobo.mp3 >Sleeping zzzzz >Hear a sound outside my door >ignore it start and sleeping again >hear a sound getting louder next my bed >wake up >there's a man with an ice cream standing next to me >he says: "binge binge binge" >He inserts the ice cream in my throat, slowly killing me >i die >glory to the ccp
File: maxresdefault.jpg (59 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:03:07 No.857808149 [Reply] >Be me >Tired from a long day and going to sleep >Cozy in my bed, almost sleeping >Hearing a weird sound outside my window >probaly_a_hobo.mp3 >Sleeping zzzzz >Hear a sound outside my door >ignore it start and sleeping again >hear a sound getting louder next my bed >wake up >there's a man with an ice cream standing next to me >he says: "binge binge binge" >He inserts the ice cream in my throat, slowly killing me >i die >glory to the ccp

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Anon gets existential | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:56:11 No.857815440 >be you >be born as an innocent child >ffw many years >gathered hundreds, thousands of memories >be on /b/ 10 KB JPG >reading this post >the entirety of your life thus far has culminated into this one moment, reading a meta post on a website filled with p---, pedophiles, and criminally insane autists how does it feel, anon? : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:56:59 No.857815495 : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:57:38 No.857815534 : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:57:43 No.857815542 >>857815440 (OP) # Seeing as I'm one of the pedos? Just fine.
: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:56:11 No.857815440 >be you >be born as an innocent child >ffw many years >gathered hundreds, thousands of memories >be on /b/ 10 KB JPG >reading this post >the entirety of your life thus far has culminated into this one moment, reading a meta post on a website filled with p---, pedophiles, and criminally insane autists how does it feel, anon? : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:56:59 No.857815495 : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:57:38 No.857815534 : Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)19:57:43 No.857815542 >>857815440 (OP) # Seeing as I'm one of the pedos? Just fine.

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Anon let's an anime character use the loo | /r/Greentext


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Anon hires a hooker | /r/Greentext

Fastest Eti 4G 5:33 AM O n 96% A boards.4chan.org Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home f v7-VIDEO GAMES ©2004 Moof : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)05:12:26 No.857820494 >be me >23 yo virgin >sick of being a virgin >order a h----- online >lives 5 miles away >she arrives and we're walking to my bedroom when she sees my 120 KB PNG bird room >she asks about my conure budgies and cockatiels >instead of banging we talk about birds and random s--- for 2 hours >she leaves without banging >still virgin >ffw 1 week >i get a knock on the door >its her >i invite her in and ask her why she's here >she says her pimp got shot and thinks im cute so she wants to stay with me >i say ok >ffw 2 years >married with 2 kids, 7 birds i sill get to bang her 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Fastest Eti 4G 5:33 AM O n 96% A boards.4chan.org Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home f v7-VIDEO GAMES ©2004 Moof : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)05:12:26 No.857820494 >be me >23 yo virgin >sick of being a virgin >order a h----- online >lives 5 miles away >she arrives and we're walking to my bedroom when she sees my 120 KB PNG bird room >she asks about my conure budgies and cockatiels >instead of banging we talk about birds and random s--- for 2 hours >she leaves without banging >still virgin >ffw 1 week >i get a knock on the door >its her >i invite her in and ask her why she's here >she says her pimp got shot and thinks im cute so she wants to stay with me >i say ok >ffw 2 years >married with 2 kids, 7 birds i sill get to bang her 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is really sad | /r/Greentext

>be me >on discord with the people that ghosted me >having the best time of my life >wakes up >mfw
>be me >on discord with the people that ghosted me >having the best time of my life >wakes up >mfw

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anon is an alcoholic | /r/Greentext

Rectangular Area File: martin luther FEEL,jpg (45 KB, 640x432) Last Rectangular Area Full Screen (All Monitors) THAT FEEL, THAT FEEL O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:12:36 No.64331961 [Reply] ► >>64332140 nt Screen Active Window >wake up this morning with an overwhelming desire to KYS >just the most awful feeling of overwhelming angst and self-hate that the english language can't even begin to articulate >stare at .38 revolver >put it to me head, turn the safety off >tears begin to stream down my face, put the gun down GOD ALMIGHTY, I KNOW THAT FEEL >can't do it because I can't put my mom through this >decide to down like 8-10 shots of vodka at once (chugged straight from the bottle) >no longer feel like s--- anyone know this feel?
Rectangular Area File: martin luther FEEL,jpg (45 KB, 640x432) Last Rectangular Area Full Screen (All Monitors) THAT FEEL, THAT FEEL O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:12:36 No.64331961 [Reply] ► >>64332140 nt Screen Active Window >wake up this morning with an overwhelming desire to KYS >just the most awful feeling of overwhelming angst and self-hate that the english language can't even begin to articulate >stare at .38 revolver >put it to me head, turn the safety off >tears begin to stream down my face, put the gun down GOD ALMIGHTY, I KNOW THAT FEEL >can't do it because I can't put my mom through this >decide to down like 8-10 shots of vodka at once (chugged straight from the bottle) >no longer feel like s--- anyone know this feel?

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Anon feels weird. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:42:05 No.64332245 >Mom wants me to rub some weird smelly cream on her back >Say OK and go grab some gloves because dad said this s---'s smell doesn't wash off easily >"No, I don't want to feel plastic gloves on my skin!!" >After a bit of arguing she says "If you're not going to do it with your bare hands I'll do it myself" 27 KB JPG >Say OK and go out of the room ffw 1 dau >She's very mad and giving me the cold shoulder >"If you truly loved me you wouldn't have needed gloves" >All attempts to communicate with her are met with one-word aggressive responses Are all moms like this, anons? Did I really commit a sin for wanting to grab some plastic gloves?
: Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:42:05 No.64332245 >Mom wants me to rub some weird smelly cream on her back >Say OK and go grab some gloves because dad said this s---'s smell doesn't wash off easily >"No, I don't want to feel plastic gloves on my skin!!" >After a bit of arguing she says "If you're not going to do it with your bare hands I'll do it myself" 27 KB JPG >Say OK and go out of the room ffw 1 dau >She's very mad and giving me the cold shoulder >"If you truly loved me you wouldn't have needed gloves" >All attempts to communicate with her are met with one-word aggressive responses Are all moms like this, anons? Did I really commit a sin for wanting to grab some plastic gloves?

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Anon takes the elevator | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)23:21:26 No.62285867 >>62285886 >>62285815 >in elevator >cute girl next to me >turn to tell her I like her hair >misspeak and say 'I like your head' >she hurriedly exits the elevator when the door opens
>> Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)23:21:26 No.62285867 >>62285886 >>62285815 >in elevator >cute girl next to me >turn to tell her I like her hair >misspeak and say 'I like your head' >she hurriedly exits the elevator when the door opens

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Anon declares bankruptcy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: G8UBFXFT) 06/26/21(Sat)09:22:03 No.327546070 >>327543042 (OP)_# >Be Amerimutt in early 2020 >Have health insurance tied to employment >Pandemic hits 24 KB JPG >Lose job because Government shuts down the economy >Get covid and nearly die on a ventilator >Finally recover after 4 months >See hospital bill, $1,000,000 >No longer have health insurance because of lost job >Declare bankruptcy and become homeless Such is life in muttland
: Anonymous (ID: G8UBFXFT) 06/26/21(Sat)09:22:03 No.327546070 >>327543042 (OP)_# >Be Amerimutt in early 2020 >Have health insurance tied to employment >Pandemic hits 24 KB JPG >Lose job because Government shuts down the economy >Get covid and nearly die on a ventilator >Finally recover after 4 months >See hospital bill, $1,000,000 >No longer have health insurance because of lost job >Declare bankruptcy and become homeless Such is life in muttland

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Anon lacks braincells | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 856676925 1 hr ago •• Why am I so retarded? >have to do a proficiency test for work to show that I am not too retarded to work with the machinery I work with >test was today at 2pm >waiting >gets to 2:30pm >decide l'm not going to let them walk all 42.7 kB PNG over me >p----- off I speak to the guy running the test centre >"my test was at 2, l've been waiting around like some kind of dumbass an-" >"what's your name?" >"anon" >"your test is in a month, you must have read it as june instead of july" >look at the letter they sent me >it says july not a great story but wanted to vent to a fren
Anonymous | 856676925 1 hr ago •• Why am I so retarded? >have to do a proficiency test for work to show that I am not too retarded to work with the machinery I work with >test was today at 2pm >waiting >gets to 2:30pm >decide l'm not going to let them walk all 42.7 kB PNG over me >p----- off I speak to the guy running the test centre >"my test was at 2, l've been waiting around like some kind of dumbass an-" >"what's your name?" >"anon" >"your test is in a month, you must have read it as june instead of july" >look at the letter they sent me >it says july not a great story but wanted to vent to a fren

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