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: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:27:09 No.62239432 METABOLISM BEFORE 30 AFTER 30 RIGHT SIDE images (10).jpg 37 KB JPG Does your metabolism actually goes to s--- after 30 or is it just Cope? : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:28:59 No.62239457 god i wanna f--- those cartoon caracters
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:27:09 No.62239432 METABOLISM BEFORE 30 AFTER 30 RIGHT SIDE images (10).jpg 37 KB JPG Does your metabolism actually goes to s--- after 30 or is it just Cope? : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)09:28:59 No.62239457 god i wanna f--- those cartoon caracters

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Forgot to rinse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:52:39 No.857587849 >mom: why does the shampoo bottle smell like eggs and chlorine? 62 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:52:39 No.857587849 >mom: why does the shampoo bottle smell like eggs and chlorine? 62 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread

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Which way western man? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:13:28 No.64285017 >crossdress and look kinda like a girl >feel really feminine for the next few weeks How can I prevent this? I just want to dress like a girl, fap, and be done with it. Not have some lingering curse making me feel like an emasculated bitch for 2 weeks. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:16:41 No.64285060 just stop being a f----- already : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:17:18 No.64285064 just embrace your faggotry already
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:13:28 No.64285017 >crossdress and look kinda like a girl >feel really feminine for the next few weeks How can I prevent this? I just want to dress like a girl, fap, and be done with it. Not have some lingering curse making me feel like an emasculated bitch for 2 weeks. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:16:41 No.64285060 just stop being a f----- already : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:17:18 No.64285064 just embrace your faggotry already

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Anon watches football | /r/Greentext

| alamy stock photo honymous: 129303634 >>129304612 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No.129302917 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG*
| alamy stock photo honymous: 129303634 >>129304612 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No.129302917 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG*

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Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)19:05:37 No.857588834 >Reddit is down >Go down to 4chan to bitch and moan about it >Hello 4chan idiots >How is your day >Degenerates 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)19:05:37 No.857588834 >Reddit is down >Go down to 4chan to bitch and moan about it >Hello 4chan idiots >How is your day >Degenerates 13 KB JPG

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Anon wants to be a master hackerman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:50:12 No.82218560 ► >>82218569 >>82218585 >>82218686 >be me >be trying to be master hackermans >install linux on a, external hard drive >get it running on old laptop >cant connect to internet on it wirelessly >not smart enough to figure out how to make it work even after googling >turn off laptop >boot into plebdows 10 like the normie i will remain eternal >format external harddrive >mfw i will never be master hacker >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:02 No.82218569 >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:27 No.82218573►
Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:50:12 No.82218560 ► >>82218569 >>82218585 >>82218686 >be me >be trying to be master hackermans >install linux on a, external hard drive >get it running on old laptop >cant connect to internet on it wirelessly >not smart enough to figure out how to make it work even after googling >turn off laptop >boot into plebdows 10 like the normie i will remain eternal >format external harddrive >mfw i will never be master hacker >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:02 No.82218569 >> Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)12:51:27 No.82218573►

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Anon gets assaulted by a goose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)01:48:54 No.3840794 Not a WEBM but I hope it counts >8 year old me >at farm >waddle into the chicken pen >chickens run all over >find a goose in a nest >it starts hissing at me Drafessionnl Natere 14 KB JPG >w-- why is this dumb bird hissing at me >hiss back and stomp my foot >goose gets p----- and attacks me >run out of the pen screaming >goose chases me, pecking my ass >dad laughs at my retarded ass getting BTFO by a goose
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)01:48:54 No.3840794 Not a WEBM but I hope it counts >8 year old me >at farm >waddle into the chicken pen >chickens run all over >find a goose in a nest >it starts hissing at me Drafessionnl Natere 14 KB JPG >w-- why is this dumb bird hissing at me >hiss back and stomp my foot >goose gets p----- and attacks me >run out of the pen screaming >goose chases me, pecking my ass >dad laughs at my retarded ass getting BTFO by a goose

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Anon is smart. | /r/Greentext

>be me >born in s----- third world country >can't leave because of certain reasons >depressed >have decent communication skills >befriend people who can and will leave the country 36 KB JPG >stay friends with them even after they leave >they randomly bring up if I need something >yesthisisit.jpg >"not really" >"anon I know you are a tech savvy person, I'm sending you a phone" >gets many brand new smartphones this way >open a phone review channel on youtube >start slowly >get famous >make more money than those f------ ever will >mfw
>be me >born in s----- third world country >can't leave because of certain reasons >depressed >have decent communication skills >befriend people who can and will leave the country 36 KB JPG >stay friends with them even after they leave >they randomly bring up if I need something >yesthisisit.jpg >"not really" >"anon I know you are a tech savvy person, I'm sending you a phone" >gets many brand new smartphones this way >open a phone review channel on youtube >start slowly >get famous >make more money than those f------ ever will >mfw

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Anon wants to treat some rods | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/21 (Thu)08:14:53 No.64289631 >found crafting as a new hobby >download community app >guys nearby sending me cockpics >found a new hobby 525 KB PNG
Anonymous 06/24/21 (Thu)08:14:53 No.64289631 >found crafting as a new hobby >download community app >guys nearby sending me cockpics >found a new hobby 525 KB PNG

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Anon is insensitive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autist moments in childhood 06/23/21(Wed)20:56:45 No.64283518 >back in the 3rd grade, I was the weird kid who drew lots of gory pictures >We are given assignment, to split off into pairs, interview your partner to ask them about their family, and put together a small presentation with picture 26 KB JPG >l get stuck with some girl >After she interviews me, I begin asking her about her family >She had experienced several tragic deaths in the family recently- father, grandmother, grandfather, dog etc. >young and have no concept of the seriousness of death >It comes time to show off our presentation >My presentation has a large picture of a graveyard, with several skeletons climbing out of the ground, smiling and waving >big caption on top: 'A VERY BONEY FAMILY' >girl immediately bursts into tears >Teacher gives me a stern talking to.
: Anonymous Autist moments in childhood 06/23/21(Wed)20:56:45 No.64283518 >back in the 3rd grade, I was the weird kid who drew lots of gory pictures >We are given assignment, to split off into pairs, interview your partner to ask them about their family, and put together a small presentation with picture 26 KB JPG >l get stuck with some girl >After she interviews me, I begin asking her about her family >She had experienced several tragic deaths in the family recently- father, grandmother, grandfather, dog etc. >young and have no concept of the seriousness of death >It comes time to show off our presentation >My presentation has a large picture of a graveyard, with several skeletons climbing out of the ground, smiling and waving >big caption on top: 'A VERY BONEY FAMILY' >girl immediately bursts into tears >Teacher gives me a stern talking to.

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Anon worries about his first kiss while literally getting raped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)08:34:59 No.64048147 >be me, 18yo kissless virgin >go out for a night with the boys >get s-------- drunk and end up passing out on the street >wake up to some disgusting man making out with my half passed out self 3 KB JPG >mfw my first kiss was with a man what should I do from here? should I just kms? : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)09:28:09 No.64048651 >>64048147 (OP) # You should get the f--- off this board before you start downloading Grinder and get TOPPED by a Dilf you f-----
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)08:34:59 No.64048147 >be me, 18yo kissless virgin >go out for a night with the boys >get s-------- drunk and end up passing out on the street >wake up to some disgusting man making out with my half passed out self 3 KB JPG >mfw my first kiss was with a man what should I do from here? should I just kms? : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)09:28:09 No.64048651 >>64048147 (OP) # You should get the f--- off this board before you start downloading Grinder and get TOPPED by a Dilf you f-----

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Anon finds happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:28:21 No.857586033 >be me >twitch grind >Town of Salem gaming >have really good stream >4 new followers, 8 max viewers >fun stream, new frens 8 KB PNG Am happy 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:44:15 No.857587154 >>857586033 (OP)_# n-----
: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:28:21 No.857586033 >be me >twitch grind >Town of Salem gaming >have really good stream >4 new followers, 8 max viewers >fun stream, new frens 8 KB PNG Am happy 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)00:44:15 No.857587154 >>857586033 (OP)_# n-----

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Anon got protection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high-crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent some time 1.19 MB JPG in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high-crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent some time 1.19 MB JPG in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing

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Hunter eyes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)16:13:07 No.64279825 I wanna go kayaking with a cute boy in a frilly dress! 99 KB PNG 7 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)16:38:00 No.64280114 >>64280229 # : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)16:46:54 No.64280229 >>64280114 # >go kayaking with dad >he gets upset with me for rowing too hard and getting ahead of everyone, as if it's not a 1.29 MB PNG competition, ha ha just enjoy yourself, enjoy the nature, bro We can go, but only if you bring the will to win with you.
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)16:13:07 No.64279825 I wanna go kayaking with a cute boy in a frilly dress! 99 KB PNG 7 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)16:38:00 No.64280114 >>64280229 # : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)16:46:54 No.64280229 >>64280114 # >go kayaking with dad >he gets upset with me for rowing too hard and getting ahead of everyone, as if it's not a 1.29 MB PNG competition, ha ha just enjoy yourself, enjoy the nature, bro We can go, but only if you bring the will to win with you.

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I Should Be Doing Something. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it 59 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it 59 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon dreams. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)07:06:08 No.53261066 >be me >college student >decent guitarist >decent bandmate >actually pretty popular too >bigmanoncampus.mp4 >walking through hallway 54 KB JPG >run into goth qt 22/7 simplified >asks if we're still on for later >hellyeahweare.png >get this warm feeling of belonging >feels like a warm embrace in my soul >wake up >fell asleep watching tv >time to go to work Gets me every time, robots.
: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)07:06:08 No.53261066 >be me >college student >decent guitarist >decent bandmate >actually pretty popular too >bigmanoncampus.mp4 >walking through hallway 54 KB JPG >run into goth qt 22/7 simplified >asks if we're still on for later >hellyeahweare.png >get this warm feeling of belonging >feels like a warm embrace in my soul >wake up >fell asleep watching tv >time to go to work Gets me every time, robots.

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Anon has flashback | /r/Greentext

No.4576021 4 hours ago broccoli 05.jpg JPG 35.6 KiB 460x460 >>at the grocery store with mom >>getting vegetables >>she tells me to get a cucumber and bag it >>touching it makes me think about all the p--- I've seen where cucumbers are being used as dildos >>l imagine it as being a beautifully thick c--- >>get a boner No.4576036 4 hours ago kek ! ...
No.4576021 4 hours ago broccoli 05.jpg JPG 35.6 KiB 460x460 >>at the grocery store with mom >>getting vegetables >>she tells me to get a cucumber and bag it >>touching it makes me think about all the p--- I've seen where cucumbers are being used as dildos >>l imagine it as being a beautifully thick c--- >>get a boner No.4576036 4 hours ago kek ! ...

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Anon solves his porn addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous = 06/23/21(Wed)22:46:08 No.64284722 >be me >decide to abstain from masturbating for 1 week so l'm pent up when I do it and it feels better >1 week goes by >"I'm already here, why not take it further and get the ultimate coom 84 KB JPG after 1 month" >1 month goes by >don't feel the need to masturbate anymore >l can easily ignore p--- now whitout needing to bust a nut >mfw I accidentally solved my p--- addiction
: Anonymous = 06/23/21(Wed)22:46:08 No.64284722 >be me >decide to abstain from masturbating for 1 week so l'm pent up when I do it and it feels better >1 week goes by >"I'm already here, why not take it further and get the ultimate coom 84 KB JPG after 1 month" >1 month goes by >don't feel the need to masturbate anymore >l can easily ignore p--- now whitout needing to bust a nut >mfw I accidentally solved my p--- addiction

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Anon is a professional retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I HATE BEING A ROBOT 06/24/21(Thu)14:33:40 No.64289325 >Be at airport >Plane leaves in two hours >Decide to go the airport restaurant >Order some food >Kinda nervous about flying, only done it a few times before 8 KB JPG >Call parents to calm my nerves >Food arrives, get some water >Friends detect l'm nervous, try to cheer me up >Water arrives >Girl who gives me it is supermodel-tier 10/10 >Immediately lock up, total robot moment >Start shaking really bad when she puts the water down >Know that she knows >Feel like I'm going to be sick, s--- myself and c-- at the same time >She turns and leaves >Shaking so bad >My gf gives me a hug >l move to hug her back, accidentally knock over the water >Shitshitshitshitshit >Realise I'm going to have to ask the 10/10 for a tissue >Nope.jpg >Pay for the food whilst trying to ignore the giant puddle >Leave immediately, tell my friends I don't feel good >Spend next two hours playing candy crush >Still thinking about it a week later WHY AM I LIKE THIS???
: Anonymous I HATE BEING A ROBOT 06/24/21(Thu)14:33:40 No.64289325 >Be at airport >Plane leaves in two hours >Decide to go the airport restaurant >Order some food >Kinda nervous about flying, only done it a few times before 8 KB JPG >Call parents to calm my nerves >Food arrives, get some water >Friends detect l'm nervous, try to cheer me up >Water arrives >Girl who gives me it is supermodel-tier 10/10 >Immediately lock up, total robot moment >Start shaking really bad when she puts the water down >Know that she knows >Feel like I'm going to be sick, s--- myself and c-- at the same time >She turns and leaves >Shaking so bad >My gf gives me a hug >l move to hug her back, accidentally knock over the water >Shitshitshitshitshit >Realise I'm going to have to ask the 10/10 for a tissue >Nope.jpg >Pay for the food whilst trying to ignore the giant puddle >Leave immediately, tell my friends I don't feel good >Spend next two hours playing candy crush >Still thinking about it a week later WHY AM I LIKE THIS???

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Anon has weird tastes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)21:47:25 No.849212403 >Be me >Love picking scabs >Have picked scabs since a child >Covered in scars >Have several open scabs at all times 36 KB JPG >Try keep them open so they remain dry and not fleshy, so I can pick them off better >Aim to not make the scabs bleed as I pick them >Eat the scabs >Have one scab thats been open for almost 2 years >Love the scab >Have eaten from it almost every day Why do I do this?
: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)21:47:25 No.849212403 >Be me >Love picking scabs >Have picked scabs since a child >Covered in scars >Have several open scabs at all times 36 KB JPG >Try keep them open so they remain dry and not fleshy, so I can pick them off better >Aim to not make the scabs bleed as I pick them >Eat the scabs >Have one scab thats been open for almost 2 years >Love the scab >Have eaten from it almost every day Why do I do this?

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