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Anon is a stalker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)16:15:15 No.64189679 >find her new social media account in the same way I doxxed her >delude myself into thinking she is aware of this and is playing some 4D chess with me trying to get my A Let Go attention 46 KB JPG >considering dm'ing her >delusion starts to fade just a bit when I realize she probably has a bf and any day now she will post some pic with him >still wish she was trying to bait me into chatting her and would post some kind of sign on her social medias I wish I wasnt so full of delusion.
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)16:15:15 No.64189679 >find her new social media account in the same way I doxxed her >delude myself into thinking she is aware of this and is playing some 4D chess with me trying to get my A Let Go attention 46 KB JPG >considering dm'ing her >delusion starts to fade just a bit when I realize she probably has a bf and any day now she will post some pic with him >still wish she was trying to bait me into chatting her and would post some kind of sign on her social medias I wish I wasnt so full of delusion.

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Anon runs away | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)19:13:42 No.857078125 my life is oficially ruined guys, I'm typing this from some f------ park l'm sleeping in. I'm too afraid to go back home, my family probably hates me now > thought i was home alone > decide to enjoy myself, it's been like a 122 KB JPG week since my last j------- session > grab my Mia Malkova fleshlight, my 10 inch rubber BBC and my nipple clamps > take the fattest f------ bong rip ever, and begin the preparations to f--- my anus > ffw a few minutes and im naked with a giant ruber c--- up my ass, f------ my fleshlight, and watching blacked > as i get closer to c------ i start moaning loud as f--- > F--- MY WHITE BUSSY DADDY > grandma hears me and comes into my room right as i'm busting a nut breaks down and cries right in front of me > cry too, say sorry > tells me to grab my things and get the f--- out > run what do i do now? I have no job, no friends, and probably no family now 51 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)19:13:42 No.857078125 my life is oficially ruined guys, I'm typing this from some f------ park l'm sleeping in. I'm too afraid to go back home, my family probably hates me now > thought i was home alone > decide to enjoy myself, it's been like a 122 KB JPG week since my last j------- session > grab my Mia Malkova fleshlight, my 10 inch rubber BBC and my nipple clamps > take the fattest f------ bong rip ever, and begin the preparations to f--- my anus > ffw a few minutes and im naked with a giant ruber c--- up my ass, f------ my fleshlight, and watching blacked > as i get closer to c------ i start moaning loud as f--- > F--- MY WHITE BUSSY DADDY > grandma hears me and comes into my room right as i'm busting a nut breaks down and cries right in front of me > cry too, say sorry > tells me to grab my things and get the f--- out > run what do i do now? I have no job, no friends, and probably no family now 51 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon gets his Tendies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Five Nights At Twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 W gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ retires
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 W gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ retires

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Anon rants about vapes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)09:39:20 No.64186681 Why did this garbage become popular Crantc Chaar >risk of dying if you dont live in a legal state >vaping in general is sketchy >easiest thing to dilute and mess 226 KB JPG around with cutting costs >easy to fake >appeals to teenagers and dumb asses cause muh candy weed muh trend >leaves tons of f------ trash everywhere F------ dabs and wax and s--- is so much better in every way. The pens are higher quality and safer and more natural basically like smoking weed. But I have to buy this garbage and pens for it because its the only s--- my dispensary sells and I cant smoke inside
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)09:39:20 No.64186681 Why did this garbage become popular Crantc Chaar >risk of dying if you dont live in a legal state >vaping in general is sketchy >easiest thing to dilute and mess 226 KB JPG around with cutting costs >easy to fake >appeals to teenagers and dumb asses cause muh candy weed muh trend >leaves tons of f------ trash everywhere F------ dabs and wax and s--- is so much better in every way. The pens are higher quality and safer and more natural basically like smoking weed. But I have to buy this garbage and pens for it because its the only s--- my dispensary sells and I cant smoke inside

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anon doesn't have anger issues | /r/Greentext

/b/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:34:34 No.857062324 >playing online fps >get killed by laggy f--- over and over >punch $250 monitor >f------ obliterate it first hit >bite my arm hard af and its now bruised bad 62 KB JPG do I have anger issues or is this normal?
/b/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:34:34 No.857062324 >playing online fps >get killed by laggy f--- over and over >punch $250 monitor >f------ obliterate it first hit >bite my arm hard af and its now bruised bad 62 KB JPG do I have anger issues or is this normal?

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Anon gets an abortion | /r/Greentext

zach reinert @zachreinerto You can legally kill uninvited guests on your property in Texas but they don't want you to get an abortion which is weird because they're kind of the same thing hmmmm.jpg 45 KB JPG Guess if you were to just shoot the fetus... 104 Replies / 16 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:52:35 No.857084636 >>857079375 # >Asked fetus to leave >fetus did not comply >declare fetus intruder >Castle Doctrine now applies >fetus deletus
zach reinert @zachreinerto You can legally kill uninvited guests on your property in Texas but they don't want you to get an abortion which is weird because they're kind of the same thing hmmmm.jpg 45 KB JPG Guess if you were to just shoot the fetus... 104 Replies / 16 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:52:35 No.857084636 >>857079375 # >Asked fetus to leave >fetus did not comply >declare fetus intruder >Castle Doctrine now applies >fetus deletus

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Anon listens to Death Grips | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)17:41:14 No.63072691 >convince Mommy to stop by McDonald's drive thru for some nuggies >"welcome to MCdonalds can I take your order?" >'II HAVE THE 20 PIECE NUGGIES AND EXTRA LARGE FRIES! I proclaim 64 KB JPG >"n-now sweetie, thats too much food for y-" >whip out my iphone and start blasting Death Grips- Takyon >"p-p-please sweetheart we talked abou thi-" >TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR YUH SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL >start bashing my head repeatedly against the windshield >mommy gets me what I ordered and an xtra large oreo mcflurry as compensation
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)17:41:14 No.63072691 >convince Mommy to stop by McDonald's drive thru for some nuggies >"welcome to MCdonalds can I take your order?" >'II HAVE THE 20 PIECE NUGGIES AND EXTRA LARGE FRIES! I proclaim 64 KB JPG >"n-now sweetie, thats too much food for y-" >whip out my iphone and start blasting Death Grips- Takyon >"p-p-please sweetheart we talked abou thi-" >TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR YUH SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL >start bashing my head repeatedly against the windshield >mommy gets me what I ordered and an xtra large oreo mcflurry as compensation

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Anon has a deep thought | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:40:38 No.64191077 >theres probably a cute blonde girl pooping somewhere right now 50 KB PNG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:43:46 No.64191120 >>64191077 (OP). HHERE I wonder if her poop smells like candy and rainbows 86 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:40:38 No.64191077 >theres probably a cute blonde girl pooping somewhere right now 50 KB PNG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:43:46 No.64191120 >>64191077 (OP). HHERE I wonder if her poop smells like candy and rainbows 86 KB JPG

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Anon uses duckduckgo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)10:48:47 No.857041234 > be me >using duckduck go because privacy >had a urgent coding problem >spent whole night searching for answer, nothing >deadline.jpg >switch back to google >found the answer in 10 seconds F--- you duckduck go and f--- your privacy O Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)11:17:29 No.857042618 Bumping non p--- thread because p--- cringe
Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)10:48:47 No.857041234 > be me >using duckduck go because privacy >had a urgent coding problem >spent whole night searching for answer, nothing >deadline.jpg >switch back to google >found the answer in 10 seconds F--- you duckduck go and f--- your privacy O Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)11:17:29 No.857042618 Bumping non p--- thread because p--- cringe

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Anon pays his crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)04:41:20 No.64183793 >meet crush and her best friend in school >we talk a bit >give both of them 100 euros >they look at each other, laugh and 273 KB JPG go away Did I do something wrong?
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)04:41:20 No.64183793 >meet crush and her best friend in school >we talk a bit >give both of them 100 euros >they look at each other, laugh and 273 KB JPG go away Did I do something wrong?

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Anon beats the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)19:51:11 No.857069998 C5C358C5-39D0-46D5-A091-0400AD407158.jpg 195 KB JPG >witch gets angry with me and curses my bloodline for all eternity >decide to never have kids
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)19:51:11 No.857069998 C5C358C5-39D0-46D5-A091-0400AD407158.jpg 195 KB JPG >witch gets angry with me and curses my bloodline for all eternity >decide to never have kids

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Anon buys a glock | /r/Greentext

O (070) BOOF (O70) !R/52MAMCG2Y 04/02/15(Thu)13:52:49 No.25315833 >>25315842 >>25315855 >>25315871 >>25315935 >>25315937 >>25315973 >>25315977 >>25315989 >>25316051 >>25316056 >>25316192 >>25316273 >>25316341 >>25316354 >>25316389 >>25316392 >>25316404 >>25316410 >>25316462 >>25316604 >>25316648 >>25316783 >>25316789 >>25316956 >>25317199 >>25317236 >>25317375 >>25317456 >>25317655 >>25317687 >>25318367 >Tell inventory guy I want .380 glocks. >He sends me 380 glocks. HELP
O (070) BOOF (O70) !R/52MAMCG2Y 04/02/15(Thu)13:52:49 No.25315833 >>25315842 >>25315855 >>25315871 >>25315935 >>25315937 >>25315973 >>25315977 >>25315989 >>25316051 >>25316056 >>25316192 >>25316273 >>25316341 >>25316354 >>25316389 >>25316392 >>25316404 >>25316410 >>25316462 >>25316604 >>25316648 >>25316783 >>25316789 >>25316956 >>25317199 >>25317236 >>25317375 >>25317456 >>25317655 >>25317687 >>25318367 >Tell inventory guy I want .380 glocks. >He sends me 380 glocks. HELP

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Anon has somebody watching their back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing

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Rarest pepe of them all | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/02/15(Thu)13:00:41 No.17597683 >close eyes >draw pepe on a paper >fold it up with the drawing on the inner side >open eyes >put in box >bury deep in backyard >never been seen by man and likely never will be
Anonymous 04/02/15(Thu)13:00:41 No.17597683 >close eyes >draw pepe on a paper >fold it up with the drawing on the inner side >open eyes >put in box >bury deep in backyard >never been seen by man and likely never will be

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Anon is a bad liar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)17:05:14 No.64189587 >be me >white >6'3 and muscular >7/10 in the face >had sex many times with a former gf >eventually realize futility of holes 371 KB PNG >had multiple girls in college say directly or imply that they're attracted to me >turn them down or laugh it off >occasionally get cat-called or checked out by women in public >don't offer the smallest bit of recognition or side eye >notice their frustrated reaction to not getting approval >instead of wasting time, money and brain power on holes, work on self-improvement and bettering my career i'm telling you incel n------, you could have it all and not want it because sex is basically meaningless and no better than a good fap. maybe its cause my brain has become incapable of emotional connection but i don't even want a relationship either.
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)17:05:14 No.64189587 >be me >white >6'3 and muscular >7/10 in the face >had sex many times with a former gf >eventually realize futility of holes 371 KB PNG >had multiple girls in college say directly or imply that they're attracted to me >turn them down or laugh it off >occasionally get cat-called or checked out by women in public >don't offer the smallest bit of recognition or side eye >notice their frustrated reaction to not getting approval >instead of wasting time, money and brain power on holes, work on self-improvement and bettering my career i'm telling you incel n------, you could have it all and not want it because sex is basically meaningless and no better than a good fap. maybe its cause my brain has become incapable of emotional connection but i don't even want a relationship either.

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Close call | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)06:26:09 No.63407494 >9/10 coworker says she needs to take a piss but the toilets are under maintenance >forget l'm not on the internet and almost say "why don't you piss in my mouth" It almost came out of my mouth. 303 KB JPG Luckily I could hold myself back.
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)06:26:09 No.63407494 >9/10 coworker says she needs to take a piss but the toilets are under maintenance >forget l'm not on the internet and almost say "why don't you piss in my mouth" It almost came out of my mouth. 303 KB JPG Luckily I could hold myself back.

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at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +HSrPhs8) 02/27/13(Wed)17:34:30 No.- IP >Be 17 >Miss BATILESH 87 KB JPG
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Anon is born in eastern Europe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)15:15:40 No.857036897 >be me >born in easter europe Pic related 461 KB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)15:15:40 No.857036897 >be me >born in easter europe Pic related 461 KB PNG View Thread

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