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Anon wants to play warzone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me PEPE OF DUTY > 125mb left > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---
: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me PEPE OF DUTY > 125mb left > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---

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Anon is an improover | /r/Greentext

No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KIB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw I've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies ...
No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KIB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw I've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies ...

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Femanon wants big boobas | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/28/15(Wed)12:54:44 No.23804276 >23804731 File: UgwTA png (388 KB, 840x472) >>23803393 >used to chug milk boxes in highschool to make my boobs bigger >gave me explosive diarrhea in class that afternoon >everyone called me forest dump until graduation
O Anonymous 10/28/15(Wed)12:54:44 No.23804276 >23804731 File: UgwTA png (388 KB, 840x472) >>23803393 >used to chug milk boxes in highschool to make my boobs bigger >gave me explosive diarrhea in class that afternoon >everyone called me forest dump until graduation

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Anon goes to a Thot Gym in Japan | /r/Greentext

>>52538128 (OP) # I've actually been to one of these! I don't think it's the same one since the uniforms were slightly different >me in Akihibara on business >need to find a gym 4 KB JPG >walk into the first one I see >immediately realize my mistake but too sperg to 360 and walk away >l'm DYEL by /fit/ standards, but I probably looked like a god to them, esp since l'm 6'2" >decide a gym is a gym and f--- it. I should do some weeb s--- in Japan >60 f------ dollars for a session >2 maids that have been standing in the lobby flank me >these girls could have been 16 or 36... impossible to tel >they lead me to a private workout room >during warmup, maids touch me constantly >they hold my butt in place and move my leg for me when I do fire hydrants >finally go to the squat rack >they load up whatever plates I point at >girls put on an act when lifting 10kg plates like they are really heavy >when they put on the 20kg plates I don't think it's an act anymore >doesn't seem like patrons actually lift heavy there >as I squat "oooh Ooo. ah AAAH OK!!" clap clap clap >it's a warmup stupid >when I ask for more weight, they are kinda dumbfounded >l do bench, OHP, and program calls for chinups but I like seeing the maids working hard so I switch to barbell rows >they are moving so many plates around, they start breathing heavily >all the playful chatter has stopped, maids seem kinda p----- >l even do walking barbell lunges just so the girls have to take the bar and walk it all the way back to the rack >by the time we are over, girls are covered in sweat
>>52538128 (OP) # I've actually been to one of these! I don't think it's the same one since the uniforms were slightly different >me in Akihibara on business >need to find a gym 4 KB JPG >walk into the first one I see >immediately realize my mistake but too sperg to 360 and walk away >l'm DYEL by /fit/ standards, but I probably looked like a god to them, esp since l'm 6'2" >decide a gym is a gym and f--- it. I should do some weeb s--- in Japan >60 f------ dollars for a session >2 maids that have been standing in the lobby flank me >these girls could have been 16 or 36... impossible to tel >they lead me to a private workout room >during warmup, maids touch me constantly >they hold my butt in place and move my leg for me when I do fire hydrants >finally go to the squat rack >they load up whatever plates I point at >girls put on an act when lifting 10kg plates like they are really heavy >when they put on the 20kg plates I don't think it's an act anymore >doesn't seem like patrons actually lift heavy there >as I squat "oooh Ooo. ah AAAH OK!!" clap clap clap >it's a warmup stupid >when I ask for more weight, they are kinda dumbfounded >l do bench, OHP, and program calls for chinups but I like seeing the maids working hard so I switch to barbell rows >they are moving so many plates around, they start breathing heavily >all the playful chatter has stopped, maids seem kinda p----- >l even do walking barbell lunges just so the girls have to take the bar and walk it all the way back to the rack >by the time we are over, girls are covered in sweat

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Anon is suspicious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 minutes ago 856616023 RDT 20210610_1647345517290887544075507.gif (24.8 KB, 112x112) >gf texts me if she can come over tomorrow night at about 1am >"yeah sure, but why so late?" >"oh I'm just meeting up with some friends from uni and wondered if I could sleep at your place afterwards" what should I make of this 3 REPLIES
Anonymous 11 minutes ago 856616023 RDT 20210610_1647345517290887544075507.gif (24.8 KB, 112x112) >gf texts me if she can come over tomorrow night at about 1am >"yeah sure, but why so late?" >"oh I'm just meeting up with some friends from uni and wondered if I could sleep at your place afterwards" what should I make of this 3 REPLIES

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Anon does the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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Anon falls down the rabbit hole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 minutes ago 856605689 coomer.png (193 KB, 1545x869) >be me >grow up in country where premarital sex is taboo >socially awkward >spend most time on internet >gets influenced by western culture >learned about p--- at 10yo >gets addicted to m----------- >wants to f--- classmates >cant ask them cause culture >ends up fapping to pics of them >turn 13 >looking for nudes online >invited to kik group >people are sending nudes of people my age >even better >starts looking for more of them >got into a deep rabbit hole >fap to them everyday >fast forward to this year >turn 18 >realize i still fantasize about f------ 13yo What the f--- have I done /b/? I was just attracted to people my age and thought it'd change as I grow up, but it latched. How do I get help? What do / b/? | 1 REPLY
Anonymous 13 minutes ago 856605689 coomer.png (193 KB, 1545x869) >be me >grow up in country where premarital sex is taboo >socially awkward >spend most time on internet >gets influenced by western culture >learned about p--- at 10yo >gets addicted to m----------- >wants to f--- classmates >cant ask them cause culture >ends up fapping to pics of them >turn 13 >looking for nudes online >invited to kik group >people are sending nudes of people my age >even better >starts looking for more of them >got into a deep rabbit hole >fap to them everyday >fast forward to this year >turn 18 >realize i still fantasize about f------ 13yo What the f--- have I done /b/? I was just attracted to people my age and thought it'd change as I grow up, but it latched. How do I get help? What do / b/? | 1 REPLY

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Anon crumples his dick | /r/Greentext

856611875 Anonymous 23 minutes ago 14-148125_pepe-png-pepe-pride-suicide-pepe-transparent-png.jpg (60.4 KB, 360x280) >be me >in history class >watching film about kings, queens, and lords of 16th England >need to get up to piss >trip on the leg of the desk and smash my d--- & balls on the corner of it >bully chad yells from the back of the room Yo! Lord CrumpleDick! Get outta the way! >rush out of room >known throughout the school as Lord CrumpleDick now... 1 REPLY
856611875 Anonymous 23 minutes ago 14-148125_pepe-png-pepe-pride-suicide-pepe-transparent-png.jpg (60.4 KB, 360x280) >be me >in history class >watching film about kings, queens, and lords of 16th England >need to get up to piss >trip on the leg of the desk and smash my d--- & balls on the corner of it >bully chad yells from the back of the room Yo! Lord CrumpleDick! Get outta the way! >rush out of room >known throughout the school as Lord CrumpleDick now... 1 REPLY

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My pleasure | /r/Greentext

File: 1357728781060 jpg-(5 KB, 198x254, connery.jpg) GO Anonymous (ID: K17QNZKL ) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53:01 UTC-5 No.449711286 [Reply] Replies: 28449711463 >>449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it >The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >"Y-yes.. thank you", she says behind a mask of tears >l lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."
File: 1357728781060 jpg-(5 KB, 198x254, connery.jpg) GO Anonymous (ID: K17QNZKL ) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53:01 UTC-5 No.449711286 [Reply] Replies: 28449711463 >>449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it >The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >"Y-yes.. thank you", she says behind a mask of tears >l lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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Anon is too chad for depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)21:50:40 No.856629167 >be very anxious and depressive >on medication >youtube recommends me a video about a child born with a skin condition that makes his skin peel off constantly >realize im a bitch 423 KB JPG >stop taking medication and start getting fit >havent felt s--- in a while It was so simple, bros
: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)21:50:40 No.856629167 >be very anxious and depressive >on medication >youtube recommends me a video about a child born with a skin condition that makes his skin peel off constantly >realize im a bitch 423 KB JPG >stop taking medication and start getting fit >havent felt s--- in a while It was so simple, bros

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Anon unironically appreciates Nintendo. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)14:54:18 No.50183279 HAPPY BIRTHDAY >birthday is on new year >family forgot >friends forgot >sad >nintendo emails me happy birthday >feel better and play some smash bros Your SPECIAL DAY is almost here and we have a few gifts for you. Head over tn Mintandn ram and start 542 KB PNG thank you nintendo pic related ......
: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)14:54:18 No.50183279 HAPPY BIRTHDAY >birthday is on new year >family forgot >friends forgot >sad >nintendo emails me happy birthday >feel better and play some smash bros Your SPECIAL DAY is almost here and we have a few gifts for you. Head over tn Mintandn ram and start 542 KB PNG thank you nintendo pic related ......

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Is there any hope for humanity? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)06:01:05 No.13259123 >people who j------- to cartoons and have done nothing with their life have a higher IQ than you and you should feel bad you stupid brainlet 45 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)06:03:04 No.13259128 Brother, I masturbate to cartoons also. 36 KB PNG >>13259973 #
: Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)06:01:05 No.13259123 >people who j------- to cartoons and have done nothing with their life have a higher IQ than you and you should feel bad you stupid brainlet 45 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)06:03:04 No.13259128 Brother, I masturbate to cartoons also. 36 KB PNG >>13259973 #

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Anon is a schizo | /r/Greentext

File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49:22 No.150720588 >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??
File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49:22 No.150720588 >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??

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Anon's Dad may be Based | /r/Greentext

Ilowill 2anol 12STRAM /fit/ zoomer 06/05/21(Sat)12:54:46 No.61899675 [Reply] why is my dad like this? >me and dad at the gym >we do some boxing with the gloves and pad >im holding the pad for him to hit with >he says "i like to think it's Obama. wicked devil!" >starts punching the pad harder based??
Ilowill 2anol 12STRAM /fit/ zoomer 06/05/21(Sat)12:54:46 No.61899675 [Reply] why is my dad like this? >me and dad at the gym >we do some boxing with the gloves and pad >im holding the pad for him to hit with >he says "i like to think it's Obama. wicked devil!" >starts punching the pad harder based??

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Anon picks an umbrella | /r/Greentext

>Be me >16 year old socially inept loser >Have a hippy father who's become very conservative over the years >Weather forecast calls for a big thunderstorm tomorrow 943 KB GIF >Dad walks into my room with two nice golf umbrellas >The first one is a simple black and tan; second one is a pride/rainbow flag >Oh god.... Dad thinks I'm gay >"Which one do you want anon?" >NotEvenClose.jpg >I take the black and tan and tell him to keep the pride one >Dad breaks down crying >He must be relieved I didn't pick the gay one >Dad tells me he's ashamed of himself >Tells me he's gay and has been living a lie >Be a few years later >l'm happily married >My parents eventually divorced >Dad remarried and is now living with his new husband >I head over for a visit >It's raining like crazy >I see his husband running to the door >He's holding dad's rainbow umbrella >l stay for a while; my dad seems happier now >Get up to leave >Dad sees the rainbow umbrella by the front door >"You know, anon, if you had picked the rainbow umbrella, none of this would have happened" MFW I only picked the black and tan one because it had a wrist strap
>Be me >16 year old socially inept loser >Have a hippy father who's become very conservative over the years >Weather forecast calls for a big thunderstorm tomorrow 943 KB GIF >Dad walks into my room with two nice golf umbrellas >The first one is a simple black and tan; second one is a pride/rainbow flag >Oh god.... Dad thinks I'm gay >"Which one do you want anon?" >NotEvenClose.jpg >I take the black and tan and tell him to keep the pride one >Dad breaks down crying >He must be relieved I didn't pick the gay one >Dad tells me he's ashamed of himself >Tells me he's gay and has been living a lie >Be a few years later >l'm happily married >My parents eventually divorced >Dad remarried and is now living with his new husband >I head over for a visit >It's raining like crazy >I see his husband running to the door >He's holding dad's rainbow umbrella >l stay for a while; my dad seems happier now >Get up to leave >Dad sees the rainbow umbrella by the front door >"You know, anon, if you had picked the rainbow umbrella, none of this would have happened" MFW I only picked the black and tan one because it had a wrist strap

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anon learns something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)15:17:32 No.855895145 сб5.jpg 64 KB JPG >a woman is finally into me >she's a trad girl >we talk and hang out a bit, not really a date >discover trad girls are boring af What's so good about having a trad wife? All they do is sit around and leech, hoping to do the whole child thing and never challenging you or contributing anything to your own development. I don't get the hype. : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)15:20:56 No.855895281 You've just figured out a bunch of lonely, incel, virgin, coomer, internet addicted, larping autists have bad taste in women? Who'd have thought?
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)15:17:32 No.855895145 сб5.jpg 64 KB JPG >a woman is finally into me >she's a trad girl >we talk and hang out a bit, not really a date >discover trad girls are boring af What's so good about having a trad wife? All they do is sit around and leech, hoping to do the whole child thing and never challenging you or contributing anything to your own development. I don't get the hype. : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)15:20:56 No.855895281 You've just figured out a bunch of lonely, incel, virgin, coomer, internet addicted, larping autists have bad taste in women? Who'd have thought?

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Anon got bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:00:12 No.64110848 >get an invite for high school reunion through facebook >I was bullied non stop in high school so I decline of course and leave the group >they add me again and ask me why did I leave 24 KB JPG >I tell them because I didnt forget about a single day when they tormented my life >they tell me I am dumb if I am still angry about that Why are normies like this? I would like to go there and punch them so much : Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:02:20 No.64110860 >>64110848 (OP) # Just ignore it. The whole fact they got mad over you being still angry about it is just them coping with the fact that they did a horrendous deed.
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:00:12 No.64110848 >get an invite for high school reunion through facebook >I was bullied non stop in high school so I decline of course and leave the group >they add me again and ask me why did I leave 24 KB JPG >I tell them because I didnt forget about a single day when they tormented my life >they tell me I am dumb if I am still angry about that Why are normies like this? I would like to go there and punch them so much : Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:02:20 No.64110860 >>64110848 (OP) # Just ignore it. The whole fact they got mad over you being still angry about it is just them coping with the fact that they did a horrendous deed.

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Anon becomes Xerox Guy | /r/Greentext

ITT: Work Success stories >get angry call from woman >says he copier has been broken for days CAT >l've been ignoring her emails all week because minecraft on switch 39 KB JPG >s---.png >tell her I called it in to xerox >f------ didn't >sneak over to her office >the plan was to impersonate the Xerox guy I told her I called because she only knows my voice not my face >as I'm walking in, some one else from her office catches me >"hey xerox guy!" >l don't lie I just say "I'm here to fix the copier" >think the things f----- and that I really will have to call it in and l'm gonna get chewed out for waiting so long >l walk behind the machine and plug it in >office becomes visibly excited >get call from lady apologizing for being harsh and blames Xerox for being late All according to plan.
ITT: Work Success stories >get angry call from woman >says he copier has been broken for days CAT >l've been ignoring her emails all week because minecraft on switch 39 KB JPG >s---.png >tell her I called it in to xerox >f------ didn't >sneak over to her office >the plan was to impersonate the Xerox guy I told her I called because she only knows my voice not my face >as I'm walking in, some one else from her office catches me >"hey xerox guy!" >l don't lie I just say "I'm here to fix the copier" >think the things f----- and that I really will have to call it in and l'm gonna get chewed out for waiting so long >l walk behind the machine and plug it in >office becomes visibly excited >get call from lady apologizing for being harsh and blames Xerox for being late All according to plan.

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Anon makes an ai | /r/Greentext

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Anon is a wizard | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:38:04 No.856645598 I learnt a new magic trick >think I'm lactose intolerant >drink half a litre of milk >s--- pants exactly 15 minutes later I have done this 3 times and the spell always works
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