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Anon is looking for a gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe
: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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Anon lives American dream | /r/Greentext

Life of the American male Anonymous (ID: ZANCZB4G E 12/30/16(Fri)12:48:56 No. 104915815 [Reply] >>104915909 >>104915961 >>104916124 >>104916937 >>104918894 >>104919185 >>104919345 >>104919399 >>104919453 >>104919598 >>104919609 >>104919749 >104919761 >>104919812 >>104920154 >>104920295 >>104920357 >be born >get the most sensitive part of your penis sliced off >get put on adderall at 13 >parents divorce >get put on anti depressants at 16 because stimulants have turned you into a zombie >apply for job >get passed over for women, and minorities >turn 30, kidneys break down from the years of anti depressants and stimulants >can't afford the cost of kidney treatment >die
Life of the American male Anonymous (ID: ZANCZB4G E 12/30/16(Fri)12:48:56 No. 104915815 [Reply] >>104915909 >>104915961 >>104916124 >>104916937 >>104918894 >>104919185 >>104919345 >>104919399 >>104919453 >>104919598 >>104919609 >>104919749 >104919761 >>104919812 >>104920154 >>104920295 >>104920357 >be born >get the most sensitive part of your penis sliced off >get put on adderall at 13 >parents divorce >get put on anti depressants at 16 because stimulants have turned you into a zombie >apply for job >get passed over for women, and minorities >turn 30, kidneys break down from the years of anti depressants and stimulants >can't afford the cost of kidney treatment >die

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Anon gets a notification | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)09:06:47 No.63813861 turn-off-low-battery-warning-sound-notification-android-9-0- pie.1280x600.jpg 86 KB JPG >o boy a notification! >open phone >oh Settings Battery is low 1% remaining Turn on Battery Saver
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)09:06:47 No.63813861 turn-off-low-battery-warning-sound-notification-android-9-0- pie.1280x600.jpg 86 KB JPG >o boy a notification! >open phone >oh Settings Battery is low 1% remaining Turn on Battery Saver

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Anon joins a gang | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 23:38:13 No.780307617 Gang stories thread? Here's mine >Was involved in a gang in a small city in Ohio >We were called Sons of Ohio >Acted like we were some kind of small-time mafia 22 >Have a rival gang called The Clouds Get it, cause clouds block out the sun (son)? Yeah, we didn't think it was clever either 32KİB, 388x293, gang.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >Leader of our gang was called "Love" Mahoy >Called me in to meet with him one day in the middle of March >Tells me some of our brothers in the gang are just pretending >Actually undercover cops trying to bring us down >Oh s--- >Tells me not to worry, he has a plan to take care of them, and the clouds at the same time >intriguing.jpeg >Over the next six months he slowly convinced the undercovers to come to our side >Guy's practically a cult leader by the end, has them performing loyalty rituals and s--- >All of them confess that they were undercover cops, pledge allegiance to the gang >He gives them a task to prove allegience >"Go to The Cloud's hideout and gun down every last one you see" >S---, there's no way they're gonna do that, we're screwed >F--- >After a few moments, they agree >"We're gonna do it on the 21st" >The next day is a bloodbath, it's all over the news. At least 17 people dead, including the undercover cops >Remaining Clouds run away, get the f--- out of town >Later that week cops surround our hideout, take me into custody >Get pulled into conference room >Good cop/bad cop routine pulled >Good cop finishes his shpiel, opens the door for the Bad Cop >Bad cop is a grizzled older guy >5 o'clock shadow, puts out a cigarrette as he sits at the table >Shines a lamp directly in my face, practically blinding me >Pulls my collar to bring me closer, get's right up in my face >Speaks in a rough voice >"Do you remember >the twenty first night of September >Love was changing the minds of pretenders >While chasing the clouds away"
Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 23:38:13 No.780307617 Gang stories thread? Here's mine >Was involved in a gang in a small city in Ohio >We were called Sons of Ohio >Acted like we were some kind of small-time mafia 22 >Have a rival gang called The Clouds Get it, cause clouds block out the sun (son)? Yeah, we didn't think it was clever either 32KİB, 388x293, gang.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >Leader of our gang was called "Love" Mahoy >Called me in to meet with him one day in the middle of March >Tells me some of our brothers in the gang are just pretending >Actually undercover cops trying to bring us down >Oh s--- >Tells me not to worry, he has a plan to take care of them, and the clouds at the same time >intriguing.jpeg >Over the next six months he slowly convinced the undercovers to come to our side >Guy's practically a cult leader by the end, has them performing loyalty rituals and s--- >All of them confess that they were undercover cops, pledge allegiance to the gang >He gives them a task to prove allegience >"Go to The Cloud's hideout and gun down every last one you see" >S---, there's no way they're gonna do that, we're screwed >F--- >After a few moments, they agree >"We're gonna do it on the 21st" >The next day is a bloodbath, it's all over the news. At least 17 people dead, including the undercover cops >Remaining Clouds run away, get the f--- out of town >Later that week cops surround our hideout, take me into custody >Get pulled into conference room >Good cop/bad cop routine pulled >Good cop finishes his shpiel, opens the door for the Bad Cop >Bad cop is a grizzled older guy >5 o'clock shadow, puts out a cigarrette as he sits at the table >Shines a lamp directly in my face, practically blinding me >Pulls my collar to bring me closer, get's right up in my face >Speaks in a rough voice >"Do you remember >the twenty first night of September >Love was changing the minds of pretenders >While chasing the clouds away"

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Anon gets out of a tight situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:09:30 No.63818374 > Be me, 16 years old, 2014 > Get into a really heated argument with some guy > My naive ass was being very cocky because he was skinny and like 1.65 (which is the average male height in Mexico, Yucatan, where this story takes 26 KB JPG place) > I'm of robust build and 1.85 meters tall > He pulls out a machete on me, because everyone living in a village has one > I pull out some stupid wrench I was carrying > What I expected to be a long lasting fight ends in one single swing, I hit his head and he lays motionless on the floor > I begin freaking out and I call an ambulance >I refuse to speak to the police > I'm not in a good economic situation in order to defend myself > I go talk with my uncle grandpa, he is one of the richest guys in the city > Huge house with exotic animals kind of rich > He tell me he will see what he can do to help > Two days later the case is dropped out of nowhere Mfw
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:09:30 No.63818374 > Be me, 16 years old, 2014 > Get into a really heated argument with some guy > My naive ass was being very cocky because he was skinny and like 1.65 (which is the average male height in Mexico, Yucatan, where this story takes 26 KB JPG place) > I'm of robust build and 1.85 meters tall > He pulls out a machete on me, because everyone living in a village has one > I pull out some stupid wrench I was carrying > What I expected to be a long lasting fight ends in one single swing, I hit his head and he lays motionless on the floor > I begin freaking out and I call an ambulance >I refuse to speak to the police > I'm not in a good economic situation in order to defend myself > I go talk with my uncle grandpa, he is one of the richest guys in the city > Huge house with exotic animals kind of rich > He tell me he will see what he can do to help > Two days later the case is dropped out of nowhere Mfw

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Anon is a self conscious retard. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)02:04:39 No.855171985 >Be me >diagnosed by doctor with severe anxiety. The steward on a plane could walk fast and l'll think we're gonna crash type s---. >go on one of my rare walks outside cause I need that vitamin d 75 KB JPG >go past a small group of guys >hear them start laughing. >think they're laughing at me, brain starts panicking. >start thinking of everything I could've done, my walk was weird my clothes are boring, etc. >l can't stop think about it, making me go insane >Can't take it anymore and give in like a retard >yell from across the street "A- Are you guys laughing at me?" >they look at me with confusion. >"the f---? No!" >now they are laughing at me. >go straight home >cry and scream into my pillow >stay indoors for the next week. Why does my brain hate me, I want to kill myself.
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)02:04:39 No.855171985 >Be me >diagnosed by doctor with severe anxiety. The steward on a plane could walk fast and l'll think we're gonna crash type s---. >go on one of my rare walks outside cause I need that vitamin d 75 KB JPG >go past a small group of guys >hear them start laughing. >think they're laughing at me, brain starts panicking. >start thinking of everything I could've done, my walk was weird my clothes are boring, etc. >l can't stop think about it, making me go insane >Can't take it anymore and give in like a retard >yell from across the street "A- Are you guys laughing at me?" >they look at me with confusion. >"the f---? No!" >now they are laughing at me. >go straight home >cry and scream into my pillow >stay indoors for the next week. Why does my brain hate me, I want to kill myself.

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Anon loves McChicken "sauce" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)05:44:03 No.855181970 For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. 27 KB JPG One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. >>855182092 # >>855182143 # >>855182197 # >>855182236 # Anonymous05/24/21(Mon)05:47:00 No.855182092 p.855182040 >>85518197 # >McChicken sauce so mayonnaise anon.
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)05:44:03 No.855181970 For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. 27 KB JPG One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. >>855182092 # >>855182143 # >>855182197 # >>855182236 # Anonymous05/24/21(Mon)05:47:00 No.855182092 p.855182040 >>85518197 # >McChicken sauce so mayonnaise anon.

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Anon goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)12:00:30 No.63816341 >speaking to therapist >so you talked about using the computer a lot... tell me what sites you go on 41 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)12:00:30 No.63816341 >speaking to therapist >so you talked about using the computer a lot... tell me what sites you go on 41 KB JPG

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Anon visits his grandpa | /r/Greentext

File: boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(.)ipg (120 KB, 1004x654) Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for. >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.
File: boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(.)ipg (120 KB, 1004x654) Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for. >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.

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More than likely a repost, can't not share it though | /r/Greentext

>be 15 >had an older goth chick (bout 21-22) who was into a--- play >still a virgin >go to her house >makeout and fonddle >she guides me what to do >she pulls out a--- bead >didnt know what that was >was instructed to just keep putting it in >was told to put lube on it >didnt realize this means to put lube on the whole thing >mfw I only put lube on the first bead >she moans while I insert like 8-9 beads in >im still confused as to what this is supposed to do >she says "now pull it out" >being the kid me, I didnt know she meant slowly and sexually >mfw I pull it out like a lawn mower >bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking >feces and blood everywhere >she starts freaking and told me to get the f--- out of her house >i run on the neighborhood wearing boxers >i cried at home
>be 15 >had an older goth chick (bout 21-22) who was into a--- play >still a virgin >go to her house >makeout and fonddle >she guides me what to do >she pulls out a--- bead >didnt know what that was >was instructed to just keep putting it in >was told to put lube on it >didnt realize this means to put lube on the whole thing >mfw I only put lube on the first bead >she moans while I insert like 8-9 beads in >im still confused as to what this is supposed to do >she says "now pull it out" >being the kid me, I didnt know she meant slowly and sexually >mfw I pull it out like a lawn mower >bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking >feces and blood everywhere >she starts freaking and told me to get the f--- out of her house >i run on the neighborhood wearing boxers >i cried at home

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Anon has big gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)07:05:26 No.782545664 >be me >gay >have boyfriend >he's 6' 11" tall >mfw I have the big gay 131 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)07:05:26 No.782545664 >be me >gay >have boyfriend >he's 6' 11" tall >mfw I have the big gay 131 KB JPG

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Anon has a gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:32:10 No.852512596 >be me >recently scored a gf >get along with her best friend just fine >even got the same interests and music taste 8 KB JPG >we both (me and the friend) have blonde hair and blue eyes >even the facial structure is kinda similar >we constanly joke that we might as well be siblings >her mother walked out on her when she was born for no apparent reason >mfw my father was a serial cheater and probably has few kids on the side >mfw it's entirely possible that she is my actual sister 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)10:32:10 No.852512596 >be me >recently scored a gf >get along with her best friend just fine >even got the same interests and music taste 8 KB JPG >we both (me and the friend) have blonde hair and blue eyes >even the facial structure is kinda similar >we constanly joke that we might as well be siblings >her mother walked out on her when she was born for no apparent reason >mfw my father was a serial cheater and probably has few kids on the side >mfw it's entirely possible that she is my actual sister 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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anon is Elon Musk | /r/Greentext

1621831566644.jpg 57 KB JPG >Monday morning rolls around >Bitcoin is slowly creeping back to the mid 30k's >Elonsy Muskarino wakes up and grabs his phone >gets a half-chub just thinking about what he's about to do >smirk broadens across his face into a full-on grin, he shifts his eyes to the tablet by his bedside showing the bitcoin tracker >opens up Twitter >"Still don't like bitcoin btw" >price instantly plummets to 25k
1621831566644.jpg 57 KB JPG >Monday morning rolls around >Bitcoin is slowly creeping back to the mid 30k's >Elonsy Muskarino wakes up and grabs his phone >gets a half-chub just thinking about what he's about to do >smirk broadens across his face into a full-on grin, he shifts his eyes to the tablet by his bedside showing the bitcoin tracker >opens up Twitter >"Still don't like bitcoin btw" >price instantly plummets to 25k

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anon had a bad day at school | /r/Greentext

File: happy pep png (34 KB, 200x161) O Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:16:43 No.853625853 [Reply] >be me >have bad day at school >parents can't pick me up >call uncie Jappy meal >uncle sees im in a sad mood "hey you wanna get some mcdonalds anon?" >i like mcdonalds sure >not sad anymore >thanks uncle:) >get mcdonalds >uncle is being funny
File: happy pep png (34 KB, 200x161) O Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:16:43 No.853625853 [Reply] >be me >have bad day at school >parents can't pick me up >call uncie Jappy meal >uncle sees im in a sad mood "hey you wanna get some mcdonalds anon?" >i like mcdonalds sure >not sad anymore >thanks uncle:) >get mcdonalds >uncle is being funny

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Anon is well endowed | /r/Greentext

>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when 5 KB JPG suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >l hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >l tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god
>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when 5 KB JPG suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >l hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >l tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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Anon gives a solution | /r/Greentext

>tfw you can see your mom is getting older and older >tfw that crippling feeling when you know that one day you will lose her How do I cope? 48 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/23/18(Mon)14:31:48 No.47001025 >>47001005 (OP) # Kill yourself before she dies.
>tfw you can see your mom is getting older and older >tfw that crippling feeling when you know that one day you will lose her How do I cope? 48 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/23/18(Mon)14:31:48 No.47001025 >>47001005 (OP) # Kill yourself before she dies.

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Anon goes for it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)13:01:34 No.780607081 >be me >18, kissless virgin >last year of HS >have no hope of g----------- >only ever girlfriend turned out to 18 KB PNG be lesbian >on bus to school >cute 8.4/10 new girl gets on bus >she walks up to me and asks if she can sit next to me >holy_shit.png >nod and scoot over >she gets on her phone immediately >quick_make_conversation.wav >"hey you're new right?" >she looks up and says yeah >asks her name >she says Stephanie >introduces myself and cracks a few jokes with her >she laughs at them all >fuck_she's_cute.jpg >say f--- it and ask for her number >she gives it to me I did it /b/ros
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)13:01:34 No.780607081 >be me >18, kissless virgin >last year of HS >have no hope of g----------- >only ever girlfriend turned out to 18 KB PNG be lesbian >on bus to school >cute 8.4/10 new girl gets on bus >she walks up to me and asks if she can sit next to me >holy_shit.png >nod and scoot over >she gets on her phone immediately >quick_make_conversation.wav >"hey you're new right?" >she looks up and says yeah >asks her name >she says Stephanie >introduces myself and cracks a few jokes with her >she laughs at them all >fuck_she's_cute.jpg >say f--- it and ask for her number >she gives it to me I did it /b/ros

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Anon fixes the electricity with a drug bust | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezelőtt •.. Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. 155,5 kB PNG REPLY
Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezelőtt •.. Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. 155,5 kB PNG REPLY

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Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)07:31:48 No.63799777 >Revealed my power level by admitting that I didn't know that adults still have birthday parties. I thought that people singing for you at school was all birthdays 155 KB JPG can offer. >Revealed that I grew up weird because I thought birthday presents were a thing from movies because I never got one. I thought that you only got presents from grandparents at Christmas. >Revealed that l'm a weirdo cause my father doesn't even know the day I was born, and my mother keeps forgetting how old I am Any way to fix this? I don Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)07:40:53 No.63799853 >>63799777 (OP) Look anon, I won't say "There are people out there living in a condition ten times worse than you are" or "At least you got a roof over your head and food in your belly, many people can't even afford that", but yeah it sucks to be in your place. Maybe your mom and dad are too busy making the ends meet that they didn't have time for all that, but it doesn't mean they don't love you. Whenever these thoughts overshadows your judgement just remember there are bigger things to do in life than to contemplate on something that's already happened, try to focus on how to get your 50 KB JPG life together anon.
Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)07:31:48 No.63799777 >Revealed my power level by admitting that I didn't know that adults still have birthday parties. I thought that people singing for you at school was all birthdays 155 KB JPG can offer. >Revealed that I grew up weird because I thought birthday presents were a thing from movies because I never got one. I thought that you only got presents from grandparents at Christmas. >Revealed that l'm a weirdo cause my father doesn't even know the day I was born, and my mother keeps forgetting how old I am Any way to fix this? I don Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)07:40:53 No.63799853 >>63799777 (OP) Look anon, I won't say "There are people out there living in a condition ten times worse than you are" or "At least you got a roof over your head and food in your belly, many people can't even afford that", but yeah it sucks to be in your place. Maybe your mom and dad are too busy making the ends meet that they didn't have time for all that, but it doesn't mean they don't love you. Whenever these thoughts overshadows your judgement just remember there are bigger things to do in life than to contemplate on something that's already happened, try to focus on how to get your 50 KB JPG life together anon.

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