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Anon doesn‘t smoke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)18:50:0 >Stranger walks up to me >"Hey, got a smoke?" >"No, sorry, I don't smoke." >"That's good. You shouldn't." 14 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)18:50:0 >Stranger walks up to me >"Hey, got a smoke?" >"No, sorry, I don't smoke." >"That's good. You shouldn't." 14 KB JPG

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Anon has an autistic stepsister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 #
: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 #

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Self discovery | /r/Greentext

00 00 00 00 00 00 00 So i had a dream last night. >be me >Straight guy >In my room >Decide to go to the mall >For some reason i start putting on makeup >Grab a black dress that reveals quite a lot of cleavage >Suddenly i have t--- for some reason >Grab a skateboard and head to the mall >Have a slice of pizza >Five minutes later end up sucking a guy off. Am i just secretly a t-----? >Pic related 26m (5/4 17:51) · 853653068 You're not secretly a f----- 13m (5/4 18:04) · 853653850 >>853653015 (OP) >straight guy yeah sure buddy
00 00 00 00 00 00 00 So i had a dream last night. >be me >Straight guy >In my room >Decide to go to the mall >For some reason i start putting on makeup >Grab a black dress that reveals quite a lot of cleavage >Suddenly i have t--- for some reason >Grab a skateboard and head to the mall >Have a slice of pizza >Five minutes later end up sucking a guy off. Am i just secretly a t-----? >Pic related 26m (5/4 17:51) · 853653068 You're not secretly a f----- 13m (5/4 18:04) · 853653850 >>853653015 (OP) >straight guy yeah sure buddy

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Anon goes to a music store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)15:43:35 No.95320476 >go to GUITAR center >buy a drum kit and a flute 201 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)16:51:57 No.95321653 >go to MUSIC store >ask about percussion instruments >buy cheap headphones and never come back 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)16:53:42 No.95321689 >Go to GUITAR center >Mess up all the tunings >Inquire about a guitar >Don't buy it >Rate the store 0 stars online 9 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)16:58:43 No.95321764 >go to MUSIC store >play rap 959 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)17:01:49 No.95321824 >go to GUITAR store >play Smoke on the water, Enter Sandman, Smells like teen spirit, Satisfaction, Stairway to heaven, Sweet child o'mine, Highway to hell, On GP, Sweet home Alabama and Seven nation army in THAT 192 KB JPG order : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)17:07:28 No.95321912 >go to MUSIC store >take a s--- 97 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)15:43:35 No.95320476 >go to GUITAR center >buy a drum kit and a flute 201 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)16:51:57 No.95321653 >go to MUSIC store >ask about percussion instruments >buy cheap headphones and never come back 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)16:53:42 No.95321689 >Go to GUITAR center >Mess up all the tunings >Inquire about a guitar >Don't buy it >Rate the store 0 stars online 9 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)16:58:43 No.95321764 >go to MUSIC store >play rap 959 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)17:01:49 No.95321824 >go to GUITAR store >play Smoke on the water, Enter Sandman, Smells like teen spirit, Satisfaction, Stairway to heaven, Sweet child o'mine, Highway to hell, On GP, Sweet home Alabama and Seven nation army in THAT 192 KB JPG order : Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)17:07:28 No.95321912 >go to MUSIC store >take a s--- 97 KB JPG

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Anon struggles to cope | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)23:11:38 No.854761538 >be me >got big head >hat don't fit damn 303 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)23:11:38 No.854761538 >be me >got big head >hat don't fit damn 303 KB JPG

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Shut up and dance | /r/Greentext

RA Greentext I suppose > Be me, 16 yo > 2016 > Party Rock Anthem is already old but I discover their music videos > Learn to shuffle dance because those videos are the best f------ thing to ever exist and I watch them all the time > I'm a bit fat, very shy, good grades, very nerdy, 23 KB JPG but now I know how to dance > Fast forward 2 years, my high school class goes on a cruise ship > There's some sort of talent show, I decide to dance shuffle there because why the f--- not > I act, dance to Sorry For Party Rocking, end, then go to sleep > Next day every f------ body on the cruise ship knows me, apparently no one else knew how to dance shuffle > Go to the rest of the parties, dance all night, but never with a girl because I'm a beta virgin > Last night, a girl aproaches me > We dance, she tells me her room before leaving > After the party ends, go to her room. I expected to talk or something > Her room is full of other girls and boys, but she comes out > "Well, I expected to hang out at your place femanon but it seems full" > "Yeah, how about we go to your room anon?" > Hold the f--- up > This isn't like in the animes > This is not happening > Go to my room > Proceed to make out > Lift her shirt > Take out her bra > End up losing my virginity to this chick > All of this because these f------ made Party Rock Anthem Learn to dance guys, it is never too late.
RA Greentext I suppose > Be me, 16 yo > 2016 > Party Rock Anthem is already old but I discover their music videos > Learn to shuffle dance because those videos are the best f------ thing to ever exist and I watch them all the time > I'm a bit fat, very shy, good grades, very nerdy, 23 KB JPG but now I know how to dance > Fast forward 2 years, my high school class goes on a cruise ship > There's some sort of talent show, I decide to dance shuffle there because why the f--- not > I act, dance to Sorry For Party Rocking, end, then go to sleep > Next day every f------ body on the cruise ship knows me, apparently no one else knew how to dance shuffle > Go to the rest of the parties, dance all night, but never with a girl because I'm a beta virgin > Last night, a girl aproaches me > We dance, she tells me her room before leaving > After the party ends, go to her room. I expected to talk or something > Her room is full of other girls and boys, but she comes out > "Well, I expected to hang out at your place femanon but it seems full" > "Yeah, how about we go to your room anon?" > Hold the f--- up > This isn't like in the animes > This is not happening > Go to my room > Proceed to make out > Lift her shirt > Take out her bra > End up losing my virginity to this chick > All of this because these f------ made Party Rock Anthem Learn to dance guys, it is never too late.

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Anon forgot to take his meds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg
Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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Anon is Mentally Handicapped | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (37 KB, 405x509) >be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?" >ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day" >p-----.jpg >the intercom tuns on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing l've done all day"
File: image.jpg (37 KB, 405x509) >be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?" >ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day" >p-----.jpg >the intercom tuns on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing l've done all day"

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Suicide hotline anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 815056689 1시간 전 ··. Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of 124.0 kB PNG $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >l asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now. 3 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 815056689 1시간 전 ··. Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of 124.0 kB PNG $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >l asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now. 3 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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[REQUEST] Looking for a greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)21:12:21 No.793612356 >be me >bee me >be bee >bee bee >bee 6 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)21:12:21 No.793612356 >be me >bee me >be bee >bee bee >bee 6 KB JPG

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Anon is just like me | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/09/20(Wed)15:29:48 No.613084 >>61307781 (OP) >be me >waiting at bus station >bus arrives >get on bus >reach destination >get off bus
Anonymous 12/09/20(Wed)15:29:48 No.613084 >>61307781 (OP) >be me >waiting at bus station >bus arrives >get on bus >reach destination >get off bus

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anon is chad | /r/Greentext

File: EjUax6KXkAIWoN4.png (415 KB, 1080x1080) O Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)12:02:33 No.854784692 >normie asks me the time >"I don't know" >"Look at your watch" >look her straight in the eyes >"No" >> Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)12:21:26 No.854785552
File: EjUax6KXkAIWoN4.png (415 KB, 1080x1080) O Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)12:02:33 No.854784692 >normie asks me the time >"I don't know" >"Look at your watch" >look her straight in the eyes >"No" >> Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)12:21:26 No.854785552

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Anon is European | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed) >wake up >still European
: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed) >wake up >still European

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Anon gets BTFO by his nephew | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)16:50:34 No.42685823 >"Uncle Anon, why aren't you married?" >"Mom says people only get married when they love each other, does that mean no one loves you?" >>42685878 # : Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)17:24:59 No.42685878 >>42685823 # f------ wish i had a nephew with such top quality banter >>42685953 #
: Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)16:50:34 No.42685823 >"Uncle Anon, why aren't you married?" >"Mom says people only get married when they love each other, does that mean no one loves you?" >>42685878 # : Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)17:24:59 No.42685878 >>42685823 # f------ wish i had a nephew with such top quality banter >>42685953 #

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Anon feels pity | /r/Greentext

>enter a Youtube livestream out of curiosity >6 people are watching >not interested in the content, but I can't leave because the streamer might notice the number went down and feel hurt Aute 50 KB GIF >have been stuck in here for an hour Does anyone know this feel?
>enter a Youtube livestream out of curiosity >6 people are watching >not interested in the content, but I can't leave because the streamer might notice the number went down and feel hurt Aute 50 KB GIF >have been stuck in here for an hour Does anyone know this feel?

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Anon tries to impress a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cringiest Alpha Moves 05/12/17(Fri)15:19:49 No.36972961 >be me Par tet Accegting Yeur Death >be 14 or so >live in college apartments and above a cute girl >think of some way to impress her >lightbulb.png >walk downstairs one night to 475 KB PNG check my mail >quietly drop a $1 bill on the ground >cute girl outside, notices I dropped it >sir, you dropped your dollar bill! >turn around slowly >"you can keep it" >walk away >mfw remembering this a few years later and realizing how cringe this was
: Anonymous Cringiest Alpha Moves 05/12/17(Fri)15:19:49 No.36972961 >be me Par tet Accegting Yeur Death >be 14 or so >live in college apartments and above a cute girl >think of some way to impress her >lightbulb.png >walk downstairs one night to 475 KB PNG check my mail >quietly drop a $1 bill on the ground >cute girl outside, notices I dropped it >sir, you dropped your dollar bill! >turn around slowly >"you can keep it" >walk away >mfw remembering this a few years later and realizing how cringe this was

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Anon goes number 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)06:54:04 No.63736472 >be me >s------- rn >be you >probably not s------- rn 7 KB JPG sucks to be you, doesn't it?
: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)06:54:04 No.63736472 >be me >s------- rn >be you >probably not s------- rn 7 KB JPG sucks to be you, doesn't it?

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Anon makes British pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)18:07:36 No.16112508 >hawaiian pizza exists >mexicana pizza exists >neapolitan pizza exists What would a "British" pizza be like? Why isn't there a Mongolian or Jewish or Jamaican pizza? 210 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)18:14:17 No.16112528 >sourdough bread dough stretched to an XXL: 54mm in diameter >vinegar tomato sauce without tomato >shitfish fresh from their sewage river Thames >"crisps' >contents of one chamber pot >put it in the firey-wirey at 200 thermomidomideys centigrade >OI MAITE IS DONE INNIT IIIIII >>16112559 # >>16113050 # >>16119501 # >>16120450 # >>16122719 # >>16133592 #
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)18:07:36 No.16112508 >hawaiian pizza exists >mexicana pizza exists >neapolitan pizza exists What would a "British" pizza be like? Why isn't there a Mongolian or Jewish or Jamaican pizza? 210 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)18:14:17 No.16112528 >sourdough bread dough stretched to an XXL: 54mm in diameter >vinegar tomato sauce without tomato >shitfish fresh from their sewage river Thames >"crisps' >contents of one chamber pot >put it in the firey-wirey at 200 thermomidomideys centigrade >OI MAITE IS DONE INNIT IIIIII >>16112559 # >>16113050 # >>16119501 # >>16120450 # >>16122719 # >>16133592 #

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Anon gets what he deserves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op
: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op

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Anon gives a suggestion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UZNjkQMu ) E 05/19/21(Wed)11:03:56 No.322256581 >wife just "playfully" suggested an open relationship 14 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: rrcRnxrv 05/19/21(Wed)11:05:28 No.322256698 >>322256581 (OP) # >NO000 >NOT DE OPEN RELATIONSHIP OnlyFans for you 104 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: EwgxGIOX) E 05/19/21(Wed)11:05:39 No.322256713 >>322256581 (OP)_# time to "playfully" file for divorce >>322256773 # >>322257143 # >>322257378 # >>322257410 # >>322257595 # >>322257665 # >>322257844 # >>322257954 # >>322257956 # >>322258080 # >>322259177 # >>322259352 # >>322260262 # >>322260414 # >>322260811 #
: Anonymous (ID: UZNjkQMu ) E 05/19/21(Wed)11:03:56 No.322256581 >wife just "playfully" suggested an open relationship 14 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: rrcRnxrv 05/19/21(Wed)11:05:28 No.322256698 >>322256581 (OP) # >NO000 >NOT DE OPEN RELATIONSHIP OnlyFans for you 104 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: EwgxGIOX) E 05/19/21(Wed)11:05:39 No.322256713 >>322256581 (OP)_# time to "playfully" file for divorce >>322256773 # >>322257143 # >>322257378 # >>322257410 # >>322257595 # >>322257665 # >>322257844 # >>322257954 # >>322257956 # >>322258080 # >>322259177 # >>322259352 # >>322260262 # >>322260414 # >>322260811 #

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