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Anon asks a provocative question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858 Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 #
: Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858 Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 #

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Anon thinks that there is a 50% chance that Finland does not exist | /r/Greentext

Perkele!! There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finns, right? That's out of a 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet. That's not 9%–that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent, less than a tenth of a percent. To put that another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent. In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist.
Perkele!! There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finns, right? That's out of a 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet. That's not 9%–that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent, less than a tenth of a percent. To put that another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent. In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist.

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Anon loves black people now | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon) 16:41:49 No.812813526 Maybe black people arnt that bad. >be me, 4 years ago >first day of highschool >hella shy and dont know anyone since I moved 22 KB JPG >day goes well, then I get on the bus to go home >l'm planning out what I'm gonna do in my head to get off >while planning I miss my stop and say quietly "hey, you missed my stop.." >black kid sitting behind me stands up and yells "AYO BUS LADY, YOU MISSED THIS KIDS STOP!" >she stops the bus and asks who
Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon) 16:41:49 No.812813526 Maybe black people arnt that bad. >be me, 4 years ago >first day of highschool >hella shy and dont know anyone since I moved 22 KB JPG >day goes well, then I get on the bus to go home >l'm planning out what I'm gonna do in my head to get off >while planning I miss my stop and say quietly "hey, you missed my stop.." >black kid sitting behind me stands up and yells "AYO BUS LADY, YOU MISSED THIS KIDS STOP!" >she stops the bus and asks who

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Anon learns Korean language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)22:11:49 No.48545174 >be me | >want to learn korean >google how to read korean >click on a video explaining hangul >finish video, learned how to read >feelsgood.mov 30 KB JPG >scroll down to comment section to see if theres any useful information >ohno.jpg >every comment is "WHO ELSE IS HERE FOR BTS" or "ANY ARMIES??" suddenly, i dont want to learn korean anymore
: Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)22:11:49 No.48545174 >be me | >want to learn korean >google how to read korean >click on a video explaining hangul >finish video, learned how to read >feelsgood.mov 30 KB JPG >scroll down to comment section to see if theres any useful information >ohno.jpg >every comment is "WHO ELSE IS HERE FOR BTS" or "ANY ARMIES??" suddenly, i dont want to learn korean anymore

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Anon visits social media to talk about politics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of 126 KB PNG the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?
: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of 126 KB PNG the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anon feels good | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)17:15:03 No.24163162 >Feel good >Remember my feeling is temporary and it's only a matter of time before I feel like s--- again. >Stop feeling good 23 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)17:15:03 No.24163162 >Feel good >Remember my feeling is temporary and it's only a matter of time before I feel like s--- again. >Stop feeling good 23 KB JPG

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Anon goes on patrol | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Oi//MEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KB JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them
Anonymous (ID: Oi//MEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KB JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them

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Femanon talks about male privileges | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)20:12:37 No.63695656 i wish i was a guy >they can make friends on the internet even if theyre unattractive >they get to be majority on the internet >they can have kids without having to get pregnant or give birth 43 KB JPG >they are able to go on night walks without getting r---- >they dont have to have long hair to be attractive >they dont have to have cute features to be attractive >they are taken more seriously than women and their opinion is valued more >THEY CAN BE UGLY AND STILL WELL LIKED thats the biggie i think i may just have to transition at this point : Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)20:15:17 No.63695676 >>63695656 (OP) # Begone from this board, woman. No one cares about you or your post.
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)20:12:37 No.63695656 i wish i was a guy >they can make friends on the internet even if theyre unattractive >they get to be majority on the internet >they can have kids without having to get pregnant or give birth 43 KB JPG >they are able to go on night walks without getting r---- >they dont have to have long hair to be attractive >they dont have to have cute features to be attractive >they are taken more seriously than women and their opinion is valued more >THEY CAN BE UGLY AND STILL WELL LIKED thats the biggie i think i may just have to transition at this point : Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)20:15:17 No.63695676 >>63695656 (OP) # Begone from this board, woman. No one cares about you or your post.

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Anon is a retarded virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 86CV+l4z ) 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can 38 KB JPG show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot
Anonymous (ID: 86CV+l4z ) 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can 38 KB JPG show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot

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Anon gets annoyed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/16(Mon)13:38:56 No.31351260 File: 325.jpg (14 KB, 600x600) >>31352086 >the guy moans louder then the girl ŠHUT THE F--- UP
Anonymous 09/12/16(Mon)13:38:56 No.31351260 File: 325.jpg (14 KB, 600x600) >>31352086 >the guy moans louder then the girl ŠHUT THE F--- UP

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Anon is too poor to die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)17:12:44 No.777907873 7B75F29B-A800-49FA-B71A-09F8E56A33CD.jpg 42 KB JPG >be me >hella f----- depressed >wanttocommitsuicide.mp3 >don't have a gun >too afraid to hang myself >this isn't the 18th century, so no rat poison won't do the job >won't drink bleach because it taste bad prolly >I like opiates >too bad can't afford them Mfw I have to live.
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)17:12:44 No.777907873 7B75F29B-A800-49FA-B71A-09F8E56A33CD.jpg 42 KB JPG >be me >hella f----- depressed >wanttocommitsuicide.mp3 >don't have a gun >too afraid to hang myself >this isn't the 18th century, so no rat poison won't do the job >won't drink bleach because it taste bad prolly >I like opiates >too bad can't afford them Mfw I have to live.

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Anon doesn’t care | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: W5LVJQ2V) Someone please explain to me 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 188 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #
: Anonymous (ID: W5LVJQ2V) Someone please explain to me 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 188 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #

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Anon works at Subway | /r/Greentext

MAN ELLMANNS ELLMANN REAL Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)23:30:44 No.46548424 >Be me >Work at subway >yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?" >Wut.wav >l look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. >Nothing. >Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" >THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. >Vegan.exe has stopped responding >She stood there for a second. >V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" >Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it. >l felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world. >l had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. >Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" >V: "Sure, go ahead." >My life is a lie.wav >SoI gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out. >Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" >She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, I'll try" and walked out. >And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.
MAN ELLMANNS ELLMANN REAL Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)23:30:44 No.46548424 >Be me >Work at subway >yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?" >Wut.wav >l look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. >Nothing. >Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" >THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. >Vegan.exe has stopped responding >She stood there for a second. >V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" >Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it. >l felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world. >l had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. >Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" >V: "Sure, go ahead." >My life is a lie.wav >SoI gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out. >Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" >She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, I'll try" and walked out. >And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.

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Anon is sus | /r/Greentext

File: 20200430_104115.jpg (2.45 MB, 1908x2493) Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:43:18 No.255674716 ► »255674826 >>255674858 >>255674981 >>255675347 >>255676069 >>255676236 >>255676704 >>255676783 >>255676804 >>255676844 >>255676926 >>255676985 >>255677184 >>255677195 >>255677228 >>255677289 >>255677319 >>255677342 >>255677501 >>255677528 >>255677563 >>255677865 >>255678118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255679304 >>255679629 >>255679665 >>255680055 >>255680331 >>255680341 >>255680785 >>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>255682371 >>255682446 מעי יבכ >>255684008 >>255685262 >>255686046 >>255686506 >>255686691 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255690540 >>255690634 >>255691589 >>255692440 >>255692887 >>255693254 >>255693286 >>255693801 >>255693900 >>255694065 >>255694077 >>255694166 >>255695272 >>255696694 >>255699778 >>255700455 >>255700619 >>255700729 Should we learn the language of are enemy ? >>255674716 (OP) >> Anonymous (ID: AMinjMts 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:30 No.255674826 >> Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:51 No.255674858 >>255674948 >>255690726 are you black? >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948 ► >255675137 >>255675156 >>255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676386 >>255676412 >>255676419 >>255676689 >>255676770 >>255676844 >>255676940 >>255677165 >>255677281 >>255677492 >>255677563 >>255677985 >>255678103 >>255678408 >>255678474 >>255678551 >>255678820 >>255678908 >>255679203 >>255679672 >>255679821 >>255680252 >>255680810 >>255680966 >>255681085 >>255681223 >>255681667 >>255681980 >>255682021 >>255682460 >>255682734 >>255682753 >>255682833 >>255683124 >>255685251 >>255685416 >>255685524 >>255685546 >>255685821 >>255685928 >>255685982 >>255686085 >>255686096 >>255686302 >>255686381 >>255686444 >>255686461 >>255686486 >>255686599 >>255686631 >>255686759 >>255686771 >>255687065 >>255687163 >>255687401 >>255687514 >>255688336 >>255688363 >>255688626 >>255688736 >>255688768 >>255689440 >>255690249 >>255690634 >>255691664 >>255692440 >>255693041 >>255693251 >>255693705 >>255694059 >>255694100 >>255694274 >>255695144 >>255695677 >>255696512 >>255696694 >>255696749 >>255697461 >>255697497 >>255698864 >>255699013 >>255699327 >>255699388 >>255699836 >>255700021 >>255701768 >>255702947 >>255703148 >>255703461 >>255703941 >>255704063 >>255704083 File: 20200430_104229.jpg (1.62 MB, 1847x2084) >>255674858 No >>255674858 No I בכי לוהו ב א 0ב. תתנ לת ה ל yד אד א D נתתי לך להיכנס .וא דה לאי צכיור ib D 1 בכ' yלוהו תב ה לי א 0 ב כי למה ל דאדו .. תתי לך לה כנס האק ה O Anonymous (ID: 08ydPwys ) E 04/30/20(Thu)14:49:52 No.255698864 File: 745.png (211 KB, 327x316) >>255674948 Utterly based Anonymous (ID: Bndr+vb/ ) E 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No.255688626 >255705864 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) O Anonymous (ID: W4VRBST2 ) I 1 04/30/20(Thu)12:14:29 No.255683124 File: 1580307454051.jpg (64 KB, 686x526) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler O Anonymous (ID: KXEZ6U5A ) E 04/30/20(Thu)11:01:26 No.255676352 File: 1586118478797.jpg (15 KB, 251x242) >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi >>255674948 O Anonymous (ID: ZuirH34+ ) 04/30/20(Thu)11:25:24 No.255678551 ► File: 1584972213343.jpg (47 KB, 464x454) >>255674948 w--, i love black people now O Anonymous (ID: KCzixFGu) 04/30/20(Thu)12:10:46 No.255682734 File: 1578606053475.jpg (26 KB, 500x357) O Anonymous (D. FCDUDON ) 04/30/20(Thu)11.02 01 Nu. 2556761 12 I ile: 15/049404/569 png (9 KL, 450x198) 04/30/20(Thu)10:47:34 No.255675137 O Anonymous (((You))) (ID: OKYHTI1Z File: soystaffel 12.png (34 KB, 324x505) >>255675969 >>255677778 >>255674948 Oh ok. Good. Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, fellow white. >>255674948 imgflip.com >>255674948 Pretty good anon
File: 20200430_104115.jpg (2.45 MB, 1908x2493) Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:43:18 No.255674716 ► »255674826 >>255674858 >>255674981 >>255675347 >>255676069 >>255676236 >>255676704 >>255676783 >>255676804 >>255676844 >>255676926 >>255676985 >>255677184 >>255677195 >>255677228 >>255677289 >>255677319 >>255677342 >>255677501 >>255677528 >>255677563 >>255677865 >>255678118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255679304 >>255679629 >>255679665 >>255680055 >>255680331 >>255680341 >>255680785 >>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>255682371 >>255682446 מעי יבכ >>255684008 >>255685262 >>255686046 >>255686506 >>255686691 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255690540 >>255690634 >>255691589 >>255692440 >>255692887 >>255693254 >>255693286 >>255693801 >>255693900 >>255694065 >>255694077 >>255694166 >>255695272 >>255696694 >>255699778 >>255700455 >>255700619 >>255700729 Should we learn the language of are enemy ? >>255674716 (OP) >> Anonymous (ID: AMinjMts 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:30 No.255674826 >> Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:51 No.255674858 >>255674948 >>255690726 are you black? >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948 ► >255675137 >>255675156 >>255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676386 >>255676412 >>255676419 >>255676689 >>255676770 >>255676844 >>255676940 >>255677165 >>255677281 >>255677492 >>255677563 >>255677985 >>255678103 >>255678408 >>255678474 >>255678551 >>255678820 >>255678908 >>255679203 >>255679672 >>255679821 >>255680252 >>255680810 >>255680966 >>255681085 >>255681223 >>255681667 >>255681980 >>255682021 >>255682460 >>255682734 >>255682753 >>255682833 >>255683124 >>255685251 >>255685416 >>255685524 >>255685546 >>255685821 >>255685928 >>255685982 >>255686085 >>255686096 >>255686302 >>255686381 >>255686444 >>255686461 >>255686486 >>255686599 >>255686631 >>255686759 >>255686771 >>255687065 >>255687163 >>255687401 >>255687514 >>255688336 >>255688363 >>255688626 >>255688736 >>255688768 >>255689440 >>255690249 >>255690634 >>255691664 >>255692440 >>255693041 >>255693251 >>255693705 >>255694059 >>255694100 >>255694274 >>255695144 >>255695677 >>255696512 >>255696694 >>255696749 >>255697461 >>255697497 >>255698864 >>255699013 >>255699327 >>255699388 >>255699836 >>255700021 >>255701768 >>255702947 >>255703148 >>255703461 >>255703941 >>255704063 >>255704083 File: 20200430_104229.jpg (1.62 MB, 1847x2084) >>255674858 No >>255674858 No I בכי לוהו ב א 0ב. תתנ לת ה ל yד אד א D נתתי לך להיכנס .וא דה לאי צכיור ib D 1 בכ' yלוהו תב ה לי א 0 ב כי למה ל דאדו .. תתי לך לה כנס האק ה O Anonymous (ID: 08ydPwys ) E 04/30/20(Thu)14:49:52 No.255698864 File: 745.png (211 KB, 327x316) >>255674948 Utterly based Anonymous (ID: Bndr+vb/ ) E 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No.255688626 >255705864 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) O Anonymous (ID: W4VRBST2 ) I 1 04/30/20(Thu)12:14:29 No.255683124 File: 1580307454051.jpg (64 KB, 686x526) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler O Anonymous (ID: KXEZ6U5A ) E 04/30/20(Thu)11:01:26 No.255676352 File: 1586118478797.jpg (15 KB, 251x242) >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi >>255674948 O Anonymous (ID: ZuirH34+ ) 04/30/20(Thu)11:25:24 No.255678551 ► File: 1584972213343.jpg (47 KB, 464x454) >>255674948 w--, i love black people now O Anonymous (ID: KCzixFGu) 04/30/20(Thu)12:10:46 No.255682734 File: 1578606053475.jpg (26 KB, 500x357) O Anonymous (D. FCDUDON ) 04/30/20(Thu)11.02 01 Nu. 2556761 12 I ile: 15/049404/569 png (9 KL, 450x198) 04/30/20(Thu)10:47:34 No.255675137 O Anonymous (((You))) (ID: OKYHTI1Z File: soystaffel 12.png (34 KB, 324x505) >>255675969 >>255677778 >>255674948 Oh ok. Good. Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, fellow white. >>255674948 imgflip.com >>255674948 Pretty good anon

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Anon became milionaire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /A15ITD5 ) 01/09/18(Tue)22:25:04 No.6166253 >tfw 17 >tfw dropped out of school because all i wanted to do was shitpost and play vidya >tfw discover crypto in december >tfw throw in $500 >tfw $350k 24 KB JPG >tfw continue s------- posting and playing vidya. View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: /A15ITD5 ) 01/09/18(Tue)22:25:04 No.6166253 >tfw 17 >tfw dropped out of school because all i wanted to do was shitpost and play vidya >tfw discover crypto in december >tfw throw in $500 >tfw $350k 24 KB JPG >tfw continue s------- posting and playing vidya. View Thread

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Anon doesn‘t fit in | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:32:05 No.63699648 >can't be a normie cause i'm neurodivergent and without friends >can't be a robot/neet cause i have a job >can't be an incel cause i don't really hate women >can't join the alt-right cause i'm 31 KB JPG not racist where do i fit in, /r9k/?
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:32:05 No.63699648 >can't be a normie cause i'm neurodivergent and without friends >can't be a robot/neet cause i have a job >can't be an incel cause i don't really hate women >can't join the alt-right cause i'm 31 KB JPG not racist where do i fit in, /r9k/?

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Anon has an abusive dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in >"takes one to know one" 143 KB PNG he's throwing bottles at me now what do i do
: Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in >"takes one to know one" 143 KB PNG he's throwing bottles at me now what do i do

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Anon is impressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon and gatorade bottle experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)17:51:26 No.781496673 >Be me >Taking to friend >Says he f----- a Gatorade bottle and it felt really good >Decide to try it out later that day >D--- doesn't fit >idea.jpeg 154 KB PNG >Stick soft c--- in bottle and watch p--- until it's hard >When I achieved about a half chub I realized I f----- up >Try to pull out c--- but it was too late >Bottle squeezing my d--- with the force of 10 Ben Shapiros >On the ground writhing in pain >Bottle acting like a super c--- ring and keeping my d--- hard for over 10 minutes >Bust a fat nut in the gatorade bottle >Finally get my d--- out about a minute later Overall l'd rate the experience a 7/10 would do again.
: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)17:51:26 No.781496673 >Be me >Taking to friend >Says he f----- a Gatorade bottle and it felt really good >Decide to try it out later that day >D--- doesn't fit >idea.jpeg 154 KB PNG >Stick soft c--- in bottle and watch p--- until it's hard >When I achieved about a half chub I realized I f----- up >Try to pull out c--- but it was too late >Bottle squeezing my d--- with the force of 10 Ben Shapiros >On the ground writhing in pain >Bottle acting like a super c--- ring and keeping my d--- hard for over 10 minutes >Bust a fat nut in the gatorade bottle >Finally get my d--- out about a minute later Overall l'd rate the experience a 7/10 would do again.

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