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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)19:58:26 No.851366393 >be me >taking a s--- >window to bathroom is open and my bathroom is located in the backside of my house so you can see garden through window of bathroom 6 KB JPG my neighbour is in his garden >hear me fart as the result of me trying to force it out >he makes a fart sound >tfw l'm sealing my bathroom windows forever
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)19:58:26 No.851366393 >be me >taking a s--- >window to bathroom is open and my bathroom is located in the backside of my house so you can see garden through window of bathroom 6 KB JPG my neighbour is in his garden >hear me fart as the result of me trying to force it out >he makes a fart sound >tfw l'm sealing my bathroom windows forever

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anon is a patriot | /r/Greentext

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican
File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

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Anon is full of shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: y19g821D) = Is this true...?? 06/05/18(Tue)14:08:21 No.5390981 >just been told the flap in boxers is for pulling your d--- thru and pissing >l've been wearing them backwards my whole life >always referred to the flap as the s------- 19 KB JPG >l'm 28 So everyone else really goes bare ass when they s---? How the f--- do you guys guide it in the bowl then?!
: Anonymous (ID: y19g821D) = Is this true...?? 06/05/18(Tue)14:08:21 No.5390981 >just been told the flap in boxers is for pulling your d--- thru and pissing >l've been wearing them backwards my whole life >always referred to the flap as the s------- 19 KB JPG >l'm 28 So everyone else really goes bare ass when they s---? How the f--- do you guys guide it in the bowl then?!

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Anon exploits the poor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)13:28:16 No.63636092 >finally win the lottery >remember that lottery tickets are disproportionately bought by lower income groups >mfw I realize I got rich at the 129 KB PNG expense of poorfags
: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)13:28:16 No.63636092 >finally win the lottery >remember that lottery tickets are disproportionately bought by lower income groups >mfw I realize I got rich at the 129 KB PNG expense of poorfags

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Anon realizes time flies fast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:30:59 No.854170377 >Avatar came out 12 years ago >Skyrim came out 10 years ago >Wolf of Wall Street came out 8 years ago >GTA V and the PS4 came out more than 7 years ago >The Witcher 3 came out 6 years ago >even God of War 18 came out 3 years ago slow it down, SLOW IT DOWN FFS!
Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:30:59 No.854170377 >Avatar came out 12 years ago >Skyrim came out 10 years ago >Wolf of Wall Street came out 8 years ago >GTA V and the PS4 came out more than 7 years ago >The Witcher 3 came out 6 years ago >even God of War 18 came out 3 years ago slow it down, SLOW IT DOWN FFS!

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Anon picks a side in israel-palestine conflict | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2¡USCV3U ) H 05/12/21(Wed)08:05:57 No.321166552 >>321166198 (OP) # I went to a arab store and ordered a kebab. I said: You heard on the news how the goddamn alyahadi Israelis are killing palestinian children. I get to cashier. Cashier says: Dont worry you dont have to pay its a gift. I go to Jew owned store and say: You heard what those terrorist palestinians are doing to israeli children? I go to cashier and cashier says: That would be 12.35€. I made the decision, i side with 50 KB JPG palestine. >>321167077 # >>321167702 # >>321170047 # >>321170108 #
: Anonymous (ID: 2¡USCV3U ) H 05/12/21(Wed)08:05:57 No.321166552 >>321166198 (OP) # I went to a arab store and ordered a kebab. I said: You heard on the news how the goddamn alyahadi Israelis are killing palestinian children. I get to cashier. Cashier says: Dont worry you dont have to pay its a gift. I go to Jew owned store and say: You heard what those terrorist palestinians are doing to israeli children? I go to cashier and cashier says: That would be 12.35€. I made the decision, i side with 50 KB JPG palestine. >>321167077 # >>321167702 # >>321170047 # >>321170108 #

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Anon is not a racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:12:32 No.751146774 What race would you erase from existence forever? 53 KB GIF : Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:16:08 No.751147037 >>751146774 (OP) # 400m it doesn't have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m but doesn't let long-distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races its just kinda a s----- middle ground nobody likes >>751147105 # >>751147321 # >>751147501 # >>751147654 #
: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:12:32 No.751146774 What race would you erase from existence forever? 53 KB GIF : Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:16:08 No.751147037 >>751146774 (OP) # 400m it doesn't have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m but doesn't let long-distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races its just kinda a s----- middle ground nobody likes >>751147105 # >>751147321 # >>751147501 # >>751147654 #

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Anon uncovers the truth behind a movie poster | /r/Greentext

1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention
1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention

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Anon likes interesting facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:37:33 No.854170715 Things that keep you up at night? >be me >9-10 years old >really like interesting facts 16 KB JPG because autism >looking at google images for interesting facts >find one that says "mcdonalds has a secret item called the mcgangbang" >its two cheeseburgers with a chicken sandwich in between them >don't know what gangbang means because sheltered little t--- >tell everyone I know about the mcgangbang Now be me, 20 years old >mfw it haunts me everyday 10 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:37:33 No.854170715 Things that keep you up at night? >be me >9-10 years old >really like interesting facts 16 KB JPG because autism >looking at google images for interesting facts >find one that says "mcdonalds has a secret item called the mcgangbang" >its two cheeseburgers with a chicken sandwich in between them >don't know what gangbang means because sheltered little t--- >tell everyone I know about the mcgangbang Now be me, 20 years old >mfw it haunts me everyday 10 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon shits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 813862559 >be me >8 years old >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw 10 REPLIES ...
Anonymous 1 hour ago 813862559 >be me >8 years old >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw 10 REPLIES ...

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Anon does not like new girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)02:01:17 No.9632485 >be me > was in high school >a 5/10 new girl joins class as new student >decide to befriend her because she seems nice 52 KB JPG >starts talking >tells me how she has depression and adhd and various mental illnesses >i asked her if they are diagnosed >she said no but its 'obvious' >mfw i befriended a retarded basic white c--- >ok well maybe thats just a bad thing about her >still being friends with her >tells me how shes the s--- of everyone and how every guy in the class thinks shes hot >tells me a dude has been staring at her boobs >she is completely flat >mfw I wasted my time on retarded basic white c--- >mfw white c--- still thinks l'm her friend 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)02:01:17 No.9632485 >be me > was in high school >a 5/10 new girl joins class as new student >decide to befriend her because she seems nice 52 KB JPG >starts talking >tells me how she has depression and adhd and various mental illnesses >i asked her if they are diagnosed >she said no but its 'obvious' >mfw i befriended a retarded basic white c--- >ok well maybe thats just a bad thing about her >still being friends with her >tells me how shes the s--- of everyone and how every guy in the class thinks shes hot >tells me a dude has been staring at her boobs >she is completely flat >mfw I wasted my time on retarded basic white c--- >mfw white c--- still thinks l'm her friend 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be | /r/Greentext

>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt
>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt

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Anon play a game | /r/Greentext

connect 4.jpg 37 KB JPG >Valiant effort, Mr. Bond. However, you neglected to look diagonally.
connect 4.jpg 37 KB JPG >Valiant effort, Mr. Bond. However, you neglected to look diagonally.

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Anon hates Apple.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos
Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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Anon has nightmares. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 05/11/21(Tue)11:20:57 No.63624380 >Go to sleep >start dreaming >For some reason I'm a soldier. >Escorting a chained bugs Bunny in an elevator with some other soldiers >Elevator stops, lights go out >Bugs Bunny isn't there anymore >Oh god oh f--- 166 KB PNG >Elevator opens, big dark room >A big fat silhouette can be seen >OH GOD OH F--- >Everyone get out the elevator and start shooting >He's too fast, he takes everyone down >In the chaos I get hit by a bullet on my left leg >TFW that actually hurt a lot >l keep shooting, he's coming at me >Can't stop him, he's about to reach me >Wake up >W-- is wrong with me w-- did I just dream about >Notice something >There is a big ugly bruise exactly where the bullet hit He's coming for me bros, I don't know what to do, but he's coming close I can feel it.
: Anonymous E 05/11/21(Tue)11:20:57 No.63624380 >Go to sleep >start dreaming >For some reason I'm a soldier. >Escorting a chained bugs Bunny in an elevator with some other soldiers >Elevator stops, lights go out >Bugs Bunny isn't there anymore >Oh god oh f--- 166 KB PNG >Elevator opens, big dark room >A big fat silhouette can be seen >OH GOD OH F--- >Everyone get out the elevator and start shooting >He's too fast, he takes everyone down >In the chaos I get hit by a bullet on my left leg >TFW that actually hurt a lot >l keep shooting, he's coming at me >Can't stop him, he's about to reach me >Wake up >W-- is wrong with me w-- did I just dream about >Notice something >There is a big ugly bruise exactly where the bullet hit He's coming for me bros, I don't know what to do, but he's coming close I can feel it.

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Anons plot twist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)09:27:09 No.766948731 >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her 28 KB JPG room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)09:27:09 No.766948731 >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her 28 KB JPG room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon hates u/floridaoutlaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21 (Wed)14:43:25 No.853716761 >Be me >Have to go to therapy for an incident that happened a few days ago >Post a greentext about it here >Some f----- posts it on Reddit and gets 30,000 updoots F--- you u/floridaoutlaw eat s--- 218 KB GIF and die
: Anonymous 05/05/21 (Wed)14:43:25 No.853716761 >Be me >Have to go to therapy for an incident that happened a few days ago >Post a greentext about it here >Some f----- posts it on Reddit and gets 30,000 updoots F--- you u/floridaoutlaw eat s--- 218 KB GIF and die

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Anon is a simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG

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Anon’s Lady is 280 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:34 No.7072774 [!] File1303342470.jpg-(6 KB, 242x208, images4.jpg) >in high school >GIANT LANDWHALE, 400+ Ib >is universally known by the school as the fattest kid >senior year, she's voted 'most well-rounded' >mfw
Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:34 No.7072774 [!] File1303342470.jpg-(6 KB, 242x208, images4.jpg) >in high school >GIANT LANDWHALE, 400+ Ib >is universally known by the school as the fattest kid >senior year, she's voted 'most well-rounded' >mfw

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Anon works at GME | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas ...
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas ...

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