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: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG

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Two goodboys make a suprise for mommy | /r/Greentext


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Alvin represents r/greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus

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Human avocado | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)08:09:21 No.63224342 >talk to anon from here >hes good looking, tall, interesting, smart, writes poems and can compose piano music which he shows me on webcam >he starts talking about things from his childhood which are obviously 81 KB JPG untrue, like supernatural type stuff >starts ranting about some time he got bitten by a black cat and how it gave him extrasensory powers and now he can read minds now and how he talks to animals and ghosts >have to block him because hes insane Sigh. There goes another one. 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:44:54 No.63225791 >>63224342 (OP)# THROW HIM MY WAY THEN YOU F------ STUPID W---- I WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)08:09:21 No.63224342 >talk to anon from here >hes good looking, tall, interesting, smart, writes poems and can compose piano music which he shows me on webcam >he starts talking about things from his childhood which are obviously 81 KB JPG untrue, like supernatural type stuff >starts ranting about some time he got bitten by a black cat and how it gave him extrasensory powers and now he can read minds now and how he talks to animals and ghosts >have to block him because hes insane Sigh. There goes another one. 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:44:54 No.63225791 >>63224342 (OP)# THROW HIM MY WAY THEN YOU F------ STUPID W---- I WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT

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what happens when you make a serious post on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:36:34 No.802981558 >Mom and dad are fighting >my dad starts packing his things in a plastic bag >He sees me playing minecraft >"Hey anon your Minecraft house need some greenery" >alright dad 27 KB PNG >dad leaves and drives away >l ask my mom where he went >"he's gone to stay somewhere else anon" >mfw >it's been 2 hours and l'm still crying : Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:37:46 No.802981607 get your priorities straight. Fix up your s------- of a minecraft house for f---- sake. That's why he left. >>802981826 #
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:36:34 No.802981558 >Mom and dad are fighting >my dad starts packing his things in a plastic bag >He sees me playing minecraft >"Hey anon your Minecraft house need some greenery" >alright dad 27 KB PNG >dad leaves and drives away >l ask my mom where he went >"he's gone to stay somewhere else anon" >mfw >it's been 2 hours and l'm still crying : Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:37:46 No.802981607 get your priorities straight. Fix up your s------- of a minecraft house for f---- sake. That's why he left. >>802981826 #

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Anon found the cure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:05:23 No.63225111 >you like anime? >urgh that's so creepy >*resumes 12 hour podcast about serial killer who r---- and murdered young girls before stuffing their bodies into a wood chipper* 113 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:06:58 No.63225128 >>63225111 (OP) # girls really love that serial killer stuff, maybe the cure to inceldom is to just kill people
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:05:23 No.63225111 >you like anime? >urgh that's so creepy >*resumes 12 hour podcast about serial killer who r---- and murdered young girls before stuffing their bodies into a wood chipper* 113 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:06:58 No.63225128 >>63225111 (OP) # girls really love that serial killer stuff, maybe the cure to inceldom is to just kill people

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anon pooped in the bath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:23:30 No.63210708 D74EE595-3D37-4F97-A823-58C6B00908E6.jpg 40 KB JPG >pooped in the bath >was to scared my dad would beat me so i didnt tell him >drained the water >poo is now in the empty bathtub >had to force my poo down the drain hole >had to fill the tub up again because of the smeared poop and what was on my hands >the water was brown >i had three baths before i was confident that the evidence of my poop was gone >my dad still beat me because i had so many baths >>63210723 # >>63210781 # >>63210894 #
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:23:30 No.63210708 D74EE595-3D37-4F97-A823-58C6B00908E6.jpg 40 KB JPG >pooped in the bath >was to scared my dad would beat me so i didnt tell him >drained the water >poo is now in the empty bathtub >had to force my poo down the drain hole >had to fill the tub up again because of the smeared poop and what was on my hands >the water was brown >i had three baths before i was confident that the evidence of my poop was gone >my dad still beat me because i had so many baths >>63210723 # >>63210781 # >>63210894 #

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Anon becomes the OP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:36:46 No.852124792 >guy asks for sauce >l tell him the sauce >he replies "thanks gonna c-- buckets now" >tfw I helped a man c-- buckets Am I gay now? W-- was I thinking 161 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:49:23 No.852125580 >>852124792(OP) # Yes, you are gay now. Suck the c--- f-----.
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:36:46 No.852124792 >guy asks for sauce >l tell him the sauce >he replies "thanks gonna c-- buckets now" >tfw I helped a man c-- buckets Am I gay now? W-- was I thinking 161 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:49:23 No.852125580 >>852124792(OP) # Yes, you are gay now. Suck the c--- f-----.

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Anon is a lonely lesbian | /r/Greentext

It doesn't matter /b/ros, I will never be happy. >be me >dominant lesbian since high- school, f------ as many girls as I could 66 KB JPG >slept with one guy in my life and despised the feeling >often got into fights with guys for f------ their girlfriends >fast-forward to now >25 y/o >live by myself >extremely emotionally lonely >my regular hook-ups make it clear that they only use me for my body >other lesbians that I meet online only want me for sex >cry myself to sleep and wash away my problems with alcohol every night My life feels wasted /b/. I spent so much time with sex during school that I'm numb to it and emotionally drained. I just want to be genuinely cared about.
It doesn't matter /b/ros, I will never be happy. >be me >dominant lesbian since high- school, f------ as many girls as I could 66 KB JPG >slept with one guy in my life and despised the feeling >often got into fights with guys for f------ their girlfriends >fast-forward to now >25 y/o >live by myself >extremely emotionally lonely >my regular hook-ups make it clear that they only use me for my body >other lesbians that I meet online only want me for sex >cry myself to sleep and wash away my problems with alcohol every night My life feels wasted /b/. I spent so much time with sex during school that I'm numb to it and emotionally drained. I just want to be genuinely cared about.

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Anon is Godwin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)14:44:37 No.805437247 5 STEPS TO REACH HITLER The rules are simple: >Go to Wikipedia >Use the Random option >From there you have to 39 KB JPG reach the Adolf Hitler articule using the links >You only have 5 moves Good luck everyone
: Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)14:44:37 No.805437247 5 STEPS TO REACH HITLER The rules are simple: >Go to Wikipedia >Use the Random option >From there you have to 39 KB JPG reach the Adolf Hitler articule using the links >You only have 5 moves Good luck everyone

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Anon has female friend | /r/Greentext

3h (4/13 8:15) ·63191200 7 Re · 0 Img JPG 76KB · (881 × 960) >long time female friend asks me if I'm seeing someone and if that's the reason l've been distant lately >realize what she's asking >lie and tell her I'm talking to someone but it's nothing serious yet >her voice cracks >can tell she wants to cry НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА HAHAHAHAHA I remember 2 years ago when one of my friends mentioned about us dating this w---- said >"No sorry I'm seeing someone" HAHAHAHAHAHA F--- THAT STUPID W---- T HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF
3h (4/13 8:15) ·63191200 7 Re · 0 Img JPG 76KB · (881 × 960) >long time female friend asks me if I'm seeing someone and if that's the reason l've been distant lately >realize what she's asking >lie and tell her I'm talking to someone but it's nothing serious yet >her voice cracks >can tell she wants to cry НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА HAHAHAHAHA I remember 2 years ago when one of my friends mentioned about us dating this w---- said >"No sorry I'm seeing someone" HAHAHAHAHAHA F--- THAT STUPID W---- T HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF

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Some things you never forget | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)16:33:41 No.63215015 >coomed in the bathroom at the holocaust museum 8 KB JPG
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Anon works the night shift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)18:37:12 No.777909733 Be me >Working night shift >local hood grocery store >Customer tells me someone smoking in ladys room >Go in too see 25 KB JPG >300 Ib butt naked black lady scurrys into stall >40 mins before i punch out >dont get paid enough to fully care >Call closing manager >tell him there is a beast of a lady naked in the stall >Hangs up on me >Call back to tell him im not kidding >Mfw this is not the worst thing to happen at my job Also green text thread
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)18:37:12 No.777909733 Be me >Working night shift >local hood grocery store >Customer tells me someone smoking in ladys room >Go in too see 25 KB JPG >300 Ib butt naked black lady scurrys into stall >40 mins before i punch out >dont get paid enough to fully care >Call closing manager >tell him there is a beast of a lady naked in the stall >Hangs up on me >Call back to tell him im not kidding >Mfw this is not the worst thing to happen at my job Also green text thread

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Anon got his revenge on neighbor | /r/Greentext

File: 1568373644855.gif (358 KB, 500x357) Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:58:03 No.54403284 ► >>54403371 >>54403385 >>54403424 > Live with mom for a year. > She lives in a trashy neighborhood where every single house has a dog that is left outside both day and night. > Every single dog on every house barks at me when I pass by jogging in the afternoons. >I complain to a neighbor about it, he says that if I don't like it then I should start running somewhere else. > idea-dot-jpg > Shift my morning routine to 5 in the morning. > Choose a long route that covers as many houses with dogs as possible. > Run through the neighborhood with every single dog barking fiercely at me at 5 in the morning. > By the time I get home at 05:55 I can stil hear every dog in the neighborhood barking and howling at eachother. > Same neighbor complains about it. > I tell him "If you don't like it, you should start waking up at 5 in the morning". > Do this every day. Get f-----, you negligent normies.
File: 1568373644855.gif (358 KB, 500x357) Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:58:03 No.54403284 ► >>54403371 >>54403385 >>54403424 > Live with mom for a year. > She lives in a trashy neighborhood where every single house has a dog that is left outside both day and night. > Every single dog on every house barks at me when I pass by jogging in the afternoons. >I complain to a neighbor about it, he says that if I don't like it then I should start running somewhere else. > idea-dot-jpg > Shift my morning routine to 5 in the morning. > Choose a long route that covers as many houses with dogs as possible. > Run through the neighborhood with every single dog barking fiercely at me at 5 in the morning. > By the time I get home at 05:55 I can stil hear every dog in the neighborhood barking and howling at eachother. > Same neighbor complains about it. > I tell him "If you don't like it, you should start waking up at 5 in the morning". > Do this every day. Get f-----, you negligent normies.

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Anon experiences nostalgia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:34:24 No.63222122 >>63220698 (OP) # >6 >just started using a pc >played first vidya ever with my dad (first harry potter) >excited about going to school next year 1.12 MB JPG >running around all summer >reading comics and books whenever l'm not outside >want to be a secret agent or an archeologist >know nothing about the world I wouldn't say I miss these days, but I sure was miles happier then
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:34:24 No.63222122 >>63220698 (OP) # >6 >just started using a pc >played first vidya ever with my dad (first harry potter) >excited about going to school next year 1.12 MB JPG >running around all summer >reading comics and books whenever l'm not outside >want to be a secret agent or an archeologist >know nothing about the world I wouldn't say I miss these days, but I sure was miles happier then

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Anon is not human | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately : Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248229 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >we >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 207 KB PNG >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 #
: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately : Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248229 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >we >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 207 KB PNG >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 #

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Anon got an idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:22:32 No.852097447 >be me, 16 atm >wanna piss so i go to the toilet >got an idea while I'm peeing >p----- all over the toilet 242 KB JPG and on the floor >had to clean everything worth it
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:22:32 No.852097447 >be me, 16 atm >wanna piss so i go to the toilet >got an idea while I'm peeing >p----- all over the toilet 242 KB JPG and on the floor >had to clean everything worth it

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Anon loses his virginity. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)14:39:48 No.63213550 >30 years old and a virgin >fell for the get TOPPED meme >met up with a guy in his forties last night >cleaned my ass before going over >awkward conversation and have a 29 KB PNG beer >go into bedroom >he hands me his dead wife's clothes >put them on and sit on his lap >he slips down my panties and starts f------ me as I sit on him >worst pain of me life >go through with until he c--- in me >he kisses me and I c-- immediately Am I the gay?
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)14:39:48 No.63213550 >30 years old and a virgin >fell for the get TOPPED meme >met up with a guy in his forties last night >cleaned my ass before going over >awkward conversation and have a 29 KB PNG beer >go into bedroom >he hands me his dead wife's clothes >put them on and sit on his lap >he slips down my panties and starts f------ me as I sit on him >worst pain of me life >go through with until he c--- in me >he kisses me and I c-- immediately Am I the gay?

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Anon gets raped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)13:47:03 No.852053870 >be me >be in college >girl comes over >6/10 would not bang >express this to her >multiple times >still down to smooch tho 1.09 MB JPG >we smoochin >no clothes >she says "I wanna put u inside" >l say nah >she puts me inside /b/ did I lose my virginity via r---?
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)13:47:03 No.852053870 >be me >be in college >girl comes over >6/10 would not bang >express this to her >multiple times >still down to smooch tho 1.09 MB JPG >we smoochin >no clothes >she says "I wanna put u inside" >l say nah >she puts me inside /b/ did I lose my virginity via r---?

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