Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon wears a beanie | /r/Greentext

: Anon 04/07/21(Wed)18:13:35 No.63107069 >Be me >7th grade >Wears beanie to school because autism >Ffw to lunch >All my friends are at choir so there's only two boys in class, me being one of them >The other boy is this retard nobody likes 144 KB JPG named Zach >Zach tries to be funny and steal my beanie >I'm not having any of it >Start chasing Zach around class and eventually catch up to him > Decide to push him >Mfw he slams his head on the teachers desk >Starts crying like a little bitch >Grab my beanie and leave for the bathroom F----- deserved it
: Anon 04/07/21(Wed)18:13:35 No.63107069 >Be me >7th grade >Wears beanie to school because autism >Ffw to lunch >All my friends are at choir so there's only two boys in class, me being one of them >The other boy is this retard nobody likes 144 KB JPG named Zach >Zach tries to be funny and steal my beanie >I'm not having any of it >Start chasing Zach around class and eventually catch up to him > Decide to push him >Mfw he slams his head on the teachers desk >Starts crying like a little bitch >Grab my beanie and leave for the bathroom F----- deserved it

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Delivered to you fresh, straight from /b/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)02:35:44 No.851553453 pepe what.jpg 8 KB JPG Greentext time >Be me, a few weeks ago >Taking public transit and walking home because truck is in auto shop >Walking behind this one person >They turn around, 1/10, short, fat, man hating boner killing feminist stops and looks right at me with a face like I was gonna f------ r--- her. >Walk past her without making eye contact >Glance at shadows and she starts walking while muttering "yeah keep walking" What in gods name am I going to do to you, we are walking past a busy street at 4 in the afternoon. Most guys wouldn't even shoot you because it'd be considered a waste of ammunition.
: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)02:35:44 No.851553453 pepe what.jpg 8 KB JPG Greentext time >Be me, a few weeks ago >Taking public transit and walking home because truck is in auto shop >Walking behind this one person >They turn around, 1/10, short, fat, man hating boner killing feminist stops and looks right at me with a face like I was gonna f------ r--- her. >Walk past her without making eye contact >Glance at shadows and she starts walking while muttering "yeah keep walking" What in gods name am I going to do to you, we are walking past a busy street at 4 in the afternoon. Most guys wouldn't even shoot you because it'd be considered a waste of ammunition.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism

anon finds a grandpa | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)13:31:05 No.850977444 >grandfather died before I was born >grandma lived a state away >never got to experience growing up with grandparents >eventually move out on my own >neighbors are an old couple >start getting to know them better 471 KB JPG >spend my days off with them >cook meals with the wife, share recipes >husband helps me with hobby projects, work on our cars together >feels like I finally have grandparents >leaving for work today >talk with the husband before I leave >"you have a good day at work, love you buddy" >love you too grandpa >mfw
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)13:31:05 No.850977444 >grandfather died before I was born >grandma lived a state away >never got to experience growing up with grandparents >eventually move out on my own >neighbors are an old couple >start getting to know them better 471 KB JPG >spend my days off with them >cook meals with the wife, share recipes >husband helps me with hobby projects, work on our cars together >feels like I finally have grandparents >leaving for work today >talk with the husband before I leave >"you have a good day at work, love you buddy" >love you too grandpa >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon orders pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)21:05:14 No.851529436 >>851528544 >hungry and high >think dominoes would be a good idea >order a small pizza and a drink >wait >order arrives, driver is some n---- named abdul >i hand him the money and a 30% tip cuz im having a nice night >go inside >open box >half eaten, wrong order f------ sand n------
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)21:05:14 No.851529436 >>851528544 >hungry and high >think dominoes would be a good idea >order a small pizza and a drink >wait >order arrives, driver is some n---- named abdul >i hand him the money and a 30% tip cuz im having a nice night >go inside >open box >half eaten, wrong order f------ sand n------

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anon sees a ghost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)14:04:10 No.28152324 >looking at Twitter late at night >accidentally drop my phone behind my bed >have to climb under my bed to get it back >lodge myself under the bed so I can reach it 150 KB PNG >grab it, mission accomplished > turn around so I can get out from under the bed >see a pair of feet standing on the other end of my room >as soon as I see them they quickly walk off >don't hear my door open or close (and it's really loud because I hang a bunch of stuff from the handle) >finally climb out >nobody in my room >my entire family has been asleep for hours >what the f--- Who the f--- was it 8 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)14:04:10 No.28152324 >looking at Twitter late at night >accidentally drop my phone behind my bed >have to climb under my bed to get it back >lodge myself under the bed so I can reach it 150 KB PNG >grab it, mission accomplished > turn around so I can get out from under the bed >see a pair of feet standing on the other end of my room >as soon as I see them they quickly walk off >don't hear my door open or close (and it's really loud because I hang a bunch of stuff from the handle) >finally climb out >nobody in my room >my entire family has been asleep for hours >what the f--- Who the f--- was it 8 Replies View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon wants to end it all | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit 507 KB PNG >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit 507 KB PNG >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext happy font

Anon was an edgelord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous cringy school stuff 04/07/21(Wed)19:45:37 No.63101006 anyone have any cringy school stories? l'll start >be me >brit anon at private school >think l'm a rebel and want to live 39 KB JPG in the woods >used to shoot rabbits and skin them >tie rabbit skins and rabbit feet to the inside of my school blazer because I think it's cool >show all the girls to upset them >never shower or wash my hair because wild men don't do that >get told repeatedly by teachers to wash my hair/get rid of the rabbits skins >teacher confronts me about the skins and I use the excuse she's wearing cow skin on her feet >I was 15
: Anonymous cringy school stuff 04/07/21(Wed)19:45:37 No.63101006 anyone have any cringy school stories? l'll start >be me >brit anon at private school >think l'm a rebel and want to live 39 KB JPG in the woods >used to shoot rabbits and skin them >tie rabbit skins and rabbit feet to the inside of my school blazer because I think it's cool >show all the girls to upset them >never shower or wash my hair because wild men don't do that >get told repeatedly by teachers to wash my hair/get rid of the rabbits skins >teacher confronts me about the skins and I use the excuse she's wearing cow skin on her feet >I was 15

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant insect

Anon is amazed by science-talk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)11:44:51 No.146132037 1611133744187.png 197 KB PNG >why didn't you just blooga the ooga booga? woah...
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)11:44:51 No.146132037 1611133744187.png 197 KB PNG >why didn't you just blooga the ooga booga? woah...

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext smile eyebrow facial expression jaw organism font happy eyelash

anon shops local | /r/Greentext

3h (4/7 5:45) ·60797640 JPG 6KB · (200 × 160) 1 Reply >>60787195 >few years back > work in a bike shop's warehouse > run up and down stairs carrying boxed bikes > unload trucks > build bikes > assist customers > on my feet 8hrs+ a day > cycle 30mins home each way > every lunch I go to the local Polish place > schnitzel the size of your head > chips, salads, coffee or tea > massive slice of bannoffee pie > don't gain an ounce of weight the entire summer
3h (4/7 5:45) ·60797640 JPG 6KB · (200 × 160) 1 Reply >>60787195 >few years back > work in a bike shop's warehouse > run up and down stairs carrying boxed bikes > unload trucks > build bikes > assist customers > on my feet 8hrs+ a day > cycle 30mins home each way > every lunch I go to the local Polish place > schnitzel the size of your head > chips, salads, coffee or tea > massive slice of bannoffee pie > don't gain an ounce of weight the entire summer

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

Anon will miss the coof | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEET time is over 04/07/21(Wed)12:40:56 No.63096730 >be hungarian >25% of the population already vaccinated >shops are opening up >country is about to get flooded with normies on "finally out in JORSO, 8 KB JPG nature" >i hear stupid little kids screaming in shops >I see hundreds of people cycling outside >f--- everything is going back to normal >im loosing my NEET card >my parents already asked me to get a job because corona is over
: Anonymous NEET time is over 04/07/21(Wed)12:40:56 No.63096730 >be hungarian >25% of the population already vaccinated >shops are opening up >country is about to get flooded with normies on "finally out in JORSO, 8 KB JPG nature" >i hear stupid little kids screaming in shops >I see hundreds of people cycling outside >f--- everything is going back to normal >im loosing my NEET card >my parents already asked me to get a job because corona is over

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext happy font

Anon is probably dead by now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:25:00 No.63094134 I am defeated. Done. I give the f--- up. I tried to improve my life and be normal but all my efforts were in f------ vain. I am fundamentally f----- up somewhere and I cannot fix it no matter how hard I try. >22 yr old NEET virgin >decide its time to fix my life 216 KB PNG >finish my degree, lift, and jump start my career >cut out everything that negatively affects my mental health such as r9k, pol, incel forums, and p--- for 4 complete years. >eat healthy and become physically fit while making great money >for once in my life people bragged about me and I became a man my family was proud of >try to get a gf, but fail at every turn >try to flirt at bars and parties, but get nothing in return >all my friends who work half as hard as I do get sex easily but I spend 4 years improving myself and can't even get a girl to text back >my "friends" and I are casually hanging out last weekend >as I go to leave I hear two of my friends in the back discussing their plans for the weekend >they talk all about how they need to avoid me this weekend because apparently I'm "p---- repellent" >even then I try to push back the negativity and begin to think of ways to improve and be better >the next sentence destroyed my resolve and hope entirely >"Yeah it's cool anon turned his life around, but he's still just a creep" After 4 years of effort I'm still "just a creep". I'm glad I fixed my life but after all that l'm still too different to not be alone. I've blocked every two faced f----- that was there and not a single one has made any attempt to contact me outside of social media.
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:25:00 No.63094134 I am defeated. Done. I give the f--- up. I tried to improve my life and be normal but all my efforts were in f------ vain. I am fundamentally f----- up somewhere and I cannot fix it no matter how hard I try. >22 yr old NEET virgin >decide its time to fix my life 216 KB PNG >finish my degree, lift, and jump start my career >cut out everything that negatively affects my mental health such as r9k, pol, incel forums, and p--- for 4 complete years. >eat healthy and become physically fit while making great money >for once in my life people bragged about me and I became a man my family was proud of >try to get a gf, but fail at every turn >try to flirt at bars and parties, but get nothing in return >all my friends who work half as hard as I do get sex easily but I spend 4 years improving myself and can't even get a girl to text back >my "friends" and I are casually hanging out last weekend >as I go to leave I hear two of my friends in the back discussing their plans for the weekend >they talk all about how they need to avoid me this weekend because apparently I'm "p---- repellent" >even then I try to push back the negativity and begin to think of ways to improve and be better >the next sentence destroyed my resolve and hope entirely >"Yeah it's cool anon turned his life around, but he's still just a creep" After 4 years of effort I'm still "just a creep". I'm glad I fixed my life but after all that l'm still too different to not be alone. I've blocked every two faced f----- that was there and not a single one has made any attempt to contact me outside of social media.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon watches Robocop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread
: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext recipe terrestrial plant font

anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.835583807 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG
: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.835583807 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw organism font

Anon just wanted to be happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)01:11:37 No.23909769 >have GF >she gets 'depressed' >gets prescribed anti depressants >herewego.jpg >whenever I initiate sexual activity she says she's not feeling very sexual due to how she's feeling Schrödinger ? Ate open the box please! 161 KB JPG >1/4 success rate at best when I initiate >even then its a h--------- h------ most of the time >posts on her Instagram story how she can't wait to have fun with her girlfriends in the sun This is some b-------
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)01:11:37 No.23909769 >have GF >she gets 'depressed' >gets prescribed anti depressants >herewego.jpg >whenever I initiate sexual activity she says she's not feeling very sexual due to how she's feeling Schrödinger ? Ate open the box please! 161 KB JPG >1/4 success rate at best when I initiate >even then its a h--------- h------ most of the time >posts on her Instagram story how she can't wait to have fun with her girlfriends in the sun This is some b-------

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

Anon misses the good old days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)13:17:41 No.63096981 >Be me >2010 >Friday >School is over >Go home >Go on computer >Go on Miniclip >Play Raft Wars,Extreme Pampalona, Fireboy & 140 KB JPG Watergirl etc >Have fun times >Not a care in the world >Why can't life be like this again anons?
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)13:17:41 No.63096981 >Be me >2010 >Friday >School is over >Go home >Go on computer >Go on Miniclip >Play Raft Wars,Extreme Pampalona, Fireboy & 140 KB JPG Watergirl etc >Have fun times >Not a care in the world >Why can't life be like this again anons?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

Why do they do this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:07:56 No.63094517 >he saves p--- on his computer 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:22:34 No.63094672 >>63094517 (OP) # >she is unironically a woman 39 KB JPG >>63094687 # >>63096708 #
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:07:56 No.63094517 >he saves p--- on his computer 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:22:34 No.63094672 >>63094517 (OP) # >she is unironically a woman 39 KB JPG >>63094687 # >>63096708 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext product jaw font

Anon loves lamp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:26:28 No.851455647 >be me >Be about 7 years old >Never really had a wank but started to discover m----------- >Have my own method where I put my palm flat on my willy and spin it around in circles like the bowser battle on super Mario 64 >S--- feels so cash >Have an obsession with lamposts going as far as to give them all names "bomp, stappy, piggy, tamplin" etc >Recently moved to a new cul de sac >Become fascinated with this one lampost on the street >Enter a relationship with it >One day decide to get my willy out and rub it up and down against the lampost >Suddenly a sticky goo comes out of my willy >I did my first c-- Tldr busted a nut on a lampost >>851455756 #
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:26:28 No.851455647 >be me >Be about 7 years old >Never really had a wank but started to discover m----------- >Have my own method where I put my palm flat on my willy and spin it around in circles like the bowser battle on super Mario 64 >S--- feels so cash >Have an obsession with lamposts going as far as to give them all names "bomp, stappy, piggy, tamplin" etc >Recently moved to a new cul de sac >Become fascinated with this one lampost on the street >Enter a relationship with it >One day decide to get my willy out and rub it up and down against the lampost >Suddenly a sticky goo comes out of my willy >I did my first c-- Tldr busted a nut on a lampost >>851455756 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon tells an embarrassing story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 763244175 2 hr. ago ●•• >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what l've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like l'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES Anonymous | 763244467 2 hr. ago •.. >>763244175 kek
Anonymous | 763244175 2 hr. ago ●•• >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what l've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like l'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES Anonymous | 763244467 2 hr. ago •.. >>763244175 kek

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Anon gets a blowjob | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:53:29 No.851496303 greentext thread l'll start >be me >living with GF >we f----- everyday >smoke weed almost everyday GF 528 KB WEBM does not >one day, super high GF and I shower together >she's blowing me in the shower >i never c-- to b------- >feel like c------ >announce it >thought i came until she pulled her head away disgusted >turned out i p----- in her mouth >never speak about it again serves her right, she broke my heart half a year later and we both will live our lives knowing that i p----- in her mouth
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:53:29 No.851496303 greentext thread l'll start >be me >living with GF >we f----- everyday >smoke weed almost everyday GF 528 KB WEBM does not >one day, super high GF and I shower together >she's blowing me in the shower >i never c-- to b------- >feel like c------ >announce it >thought i came until she pulled her head away disgusted >turned out i p----- in her mouth >never speak about it again serves her right, she broke my heart half a year later and we both will live our lives knowing that i p----- in her mouth

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon forms a special connection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)09:15:59 No.63095136 >watch p--- >guy says he is c------ >immediately c-- too 18 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)09:15:59 No.63095136 >watch p--- >guy says he is c------ >immediately c-- too 18 KB PNG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism smile font