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Anon had a strange dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)11:51:07 No.63080158 >just woke up >mfw I dreamed that some old lady was showing me a movie about a middle-aged manchild who turned crazy from loneliness and deluded himself into thinking 246 KB PNG everything was fine until he died alone Jung would have a field day with this.
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)11:51:07 No.63080158 >just woke up >mfw I dreamed that some old lady was showing me a movie about a middle-aged manchild who turned crazy from loneliness and deluded himself into thinking 246 KB PNG everything was fine until he died alone Jung would have a field day with this.

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Anon can‘t hide his homework folder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:27:17 No.63082678 >hide all p--- 30 folders deep in some random b------- game folder where no normal person could ever find it >its all immediately visible from quick access 1001 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:27:17 No.63082678 >hide all p--- 30 folders deep in some random b------- game folder where no normal person could ever find it >its all immediately visible from quick access 1001 KB PNG

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Anon is unlucky with women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)22:27:22 No.851376057 >be me >meet girl at school >9/10 qt, showing signs she likes me >we chat on discord >she joins my discord server >a couple days later 97 KB JPG >chatting with another bro in vc >she joins with another person i don't know >who tf are you.mp3 >girl responds in a higher pitch than normal >"this is my boyfriend" god dammit. god f------ dammit. i thought i had a chance. why does this happen all the time View Thread
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)22:27:22 No.851376057 >be me >meet girl at school >9/10 qt, showing signs she likes me >we chat on discord >she joins my discord server >a couple days later 97 KB JPG >chatting with another bro in vc >she joins with another person i don't know >who tf are you.mp3 >girl responds in a higher pitch than normal >"this is my boyfriend" god dammit. god f------ dammit. i thought i had a chance. why does this happen all the time View Thread

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Anon goes to therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:20:04 No.63074976 >told my normalfag therapist about 4chan 473 KB GIF 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:21:53 No.63075003 Tell us moar. Did he immediately say to stop? >>63075328 2# : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:22:46 No.63075018 Yeah anon tell us more. : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:47:37 No.63075328 >>63075003 # It's a she and she asked questions about it. I answered truthfully. >>63075422 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:54:21 No.63075422 >>63075328 # >therapist >It's a she oh, you stupid son of a bitch
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:20:04 No.63074976 >told my normalfag therapist about 4chan 473 KB GIF 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:21:53 No.63075003 Tell us moar. Did he immediately say to stop? >>63075328 2# : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:22:46 No.63075018 Yeah anon tell us more. : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:47:37 No.63075328 >>63075003 # It's a she and she asked questions about it. I answered truthfully. >>63075422 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:54:21 No.63075422 >>63075328 # >therapist >It's a she oh, you stupid son of a bitch

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Anon is normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)10:22:51 No.63077676 >tfw attractive but not masculine >women who have pursued me in the past tell me i'm "cute" >in my mid-late 20's and look like i'm 18 still >get lots of attention from underage girls, too scared/unwilling to go to prison 37 KB PNG over it >would undoubtedly become everyones bitch if I did wind up in prison >in highschool girls thought I was gay, didn't dress or act flamboyant just don't have a masculine voice and have sensitive looking eyes >roastie art teacher in highschool told me I have the soulful eyes of a tortured artist >get loads of unwanted attention from gay men but i'm not gay and dislike gay people >get used as an emotional tampon by girls with abusive boyfriends (can tell they like being abused) >literally can't sound angry, if I were to yell or lash out people would just think i'm joking so I opt for just shutting down emotionally instead >naturally beautiful glistening hair, women often ask me what my hair care routine when I don't even brush it >people ask me if im ok when im just being normal literally one step above being an incel
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)10:22:51 No.63077676 >tfw attractive but not masculine >women who have pursued me in the past tell me i'm "cute" >in my mid-late 20's and look like i'm 18 still >get lots of attention from underage girls, too scared/unwilling to go to prison 37 KB PNG over it >would undoubtedly become everyones bitch if I did wind up in prison >in highschool girls thought I was gay, didn't dress or act flamboyant just don't have a masculine voice and have sensitive looking eyes >roastie art teacher in highschool told me I have the soulful eyes of a tortured artist >get loads of unwanted attention from gay men but i'm not gay and dislike gay people >get used as an emotional tampon by girls with abusive boyfriends (can tell they like being abused) >literally can't sound angry, if I were to yell or lash out people would just think i'm joking so I opt for just shutting down emotionally instead >naturally beautiful glistening hair, women often ask me what my hair care routine when I don't even brush it >people ask me if im ok when im just being normal literally one step above being an incel

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Anon is British | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)22:29:18 No.851376203 >Be me >British >In school >Fail every test I do >Go to do countrywide survey >Forget survey licence >Mfw I failed a survey 125 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)22:29:18 No.851376203 >Be me >British >In school >Fail every test I do >Go to do countrywide survey >Forget survey licence >Mfw I failed a survey 125 KB PNG

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Anon has the greatest accomplishment | /r/Greentext

>At the age of 24 Neitzsche became the chair of Classical Philology at the University of Basel >At the age of 25 Goethe was already famous among literary circles and published his first 113 KB JPG novel >At the age of 18 Pascal invented a calculator >At the age of 26 Schopenhauer began writing his magnum opus What have you accomplished so far? : Anonymous05/03/20(Sun)02:48:32 No.15257906 I'm happy 64 KB JPG >>15257924 # >>15258071 # >>15258080 # >>15258111 # >>15258114 # >>15258122 # >>15258504 # >>15258801 #
>At the age of 24 Neitzsche became the chair of Classical Philology at the University of Basel >At the age of 25 Goethe was already famous among literary circles and published his first 113 KB JPG novel >At the age of 18 Pascal invented a calculator >At the age of 26 Schopenhauer began writing his magnum opus What have you accomplished so far? : Anonymous05/03/20(Sun)02:48:32 No.15257906 I'm happy 64 KB JPG >>15257924 # >>15258071 # >>15258080 # >>15258111 # >>15258114 # >>15258122 # >>15258504 # >>15258801 #

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Anon's painful regret | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)10:24:24 No.63077695 >>63077605 # >got nudes of a crazy hot south american girl who was a weeb >dont know how im a f------ loser >she deletes the app and we talk on instagram >i tell her i still look at her pics >she freaks out and starts telling me to delete them >i actually do it like a dumb f--- >she ghosts me right after one of my most painful regrets.
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)10:24:24 No.63077695 >>63077605 # >got nudes of a crazy hot south american girl who was a weeb >dont know how im a f------ loser >she deletes the app and we talk on instagram >i tell her i still look at her pics >she freaks out and starts telling me to delete them >i actually do it like a dumb f--- >she ghosts me right after one of my most painful regrets.

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Anon knows how to treat a lady | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (7 KB, 264x191) Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)13:30:41 No.851364854 [Reply] >be me >fight with my GF >she storms out of room >dont go out >notplayingthatgame.exe >hear her putting on jacket and clothes >stay in room >decide to go talk to her after calming down >shes not in the house >go look in the back >turn on porch light >see nothing >close lock back door >freak out go to front > car still there >throw on shoes think she is trying to walk to her parents 20 min away at 1am >worried >walk halfway to her parents >dont see her >dead of winter no jacket no phone >decide to run home grab jacket and phone >get back home >keep big jacket in the back yard on an outside hook >go to grab it >its not there >see her sitting at outside table wearing my jacket >w-- >i locked her out >shes freezing >feel really stupid and guilty for locking her out >so cold she forgets she was mad >apologises to me >mfw remember when your girl gets mad just let them cool off
File: images.jpg (7 KB, 264x191) Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)13:30:41 No.851364854 [Reply] >be me >fight with my GF >she storms out of room >dont go out >notplayingthatgame.exe >hear her putting on jacket and clothes >stay in room >decide to go talk to her after calming down >shes not in the house >go look in the back >turn on porch light >see nothing >close lock back door >freak out go to front > car still there >throw on shoes think she is trying to walk to her parents 20 min away at 1am >worried >walk halfway to her parents >dont see her >dead of winter no jacket no phone >decide to run home grab jacket and phone >get back home >keep big jacket in the back yard on an outside hook >go to grab it >its not there >see her sitting at outside table wearing my jacket >w-- >i locked her out >shes freezing >feel really stupid and guilty for locking her out >so cold she forgets she was mad >apologises to me >mfw remember when your girl gets mad just let them cool off

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Anon gets accused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /Zepjl6G ) E 04/06/21(Tue)14:42:03 No.315433135 >be free market centrist >be accused of being a rightoid nazi when arguing with Reddit >be accused of being a leftoid t----- when arguing here 400 KB PNG
: Anonymous (ID: /Zepjl6G ) E 04/06/21(Tue)14:42:03 No.315433135 >be free market centrist >be accused of being a rightoid nazi when arguing with Reddit >be accused of being a leftoid t----- when arguing here 400 KB PNG

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Anon forgot he had a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:25:41 No.63080632 >finally got a gf last month >already accidentally cheated on her >she's really mad about it fml 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:30:19 No.63080666 >>63080632 (OP) # Accidentally? The f--- you go about doing that? Do you have Alzheimer's? did you bump into her? >>63080725 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:31:40 No.63080673 >>63080632 (OP) # >accidentally Bro what the f---, are you retarded or smth ? 35 KB JPG >>63080725 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:35:57 No.63080725 >>63080666 # >>63080673 # look I'm not used to having a gf and another girl showed interest and I was horny so I just sort of forgot I already had one
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:25:41 No.63080632 >finally got a gf last month >already accidentally cheated on her >she's really mad about it fml 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:30:19 No.63080666 >>63080632 (OP) # Accidentally? The f--- you go about doing that? Do you have Alzheimer's? did you bump into her? >>63080725 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:31:40 No.63080673 >>63080632 (OP) # >accidentally Bro what the f---, are you retarded or smth ? 35 KB JPG >>63080725 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:35:57 No.63080725 >>63080666 # >>63080673 # look I'm not used to having a gf and another girl showed interest and I was horny so I just sort of forgot I already had one

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anon is a fucking pervert | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)13:25:03 No.851361401 >be me >like hentai That's it, I like hentai 126 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)13:25:03 No.851361401 >be me >like hentai That's it, I like hentai 126 KB JPG

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Anon feels uneasy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it 59 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it 59 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon rides a train | /r/Greentext

>On the train today >Tired as f---, trying to get a power nap in before my stop >Two fatass girls walk on and sit right behind me >Loud, obnoxious normies >Talking about making fake facebook accounts and s--- to see if this chad is cheating on one of them >All while practically screaming to the entire train and into my ear and aiming to be as annoying as possible >Still trying to get to sleep at this point but just f------ give up >One of them says the perfect line >"I need to fart" >The autist in me prepares >l hear it, the entire train hears it. Her friend is simultaneously disgusted and laughing like a f------ retard >l take a deep sniff, as much as my lungs can bear >lts the most horrific smell I have ever had the displeasure of encountering, but I know the payoff is worth it >Turn around, stare directly at both of them >"Got any more?" >Her friend stops laughing >"What the f---?" >Ask her again, giving a creepy ass grin >Train stops >Both of the landwhales squeeze themselves out of the door Commuting is f------ wild, Anons.
>On the train today >Tired as f---, trying to get a power nap in before my stop >Two fatass girls walk on and sit right behind me >Loud, obnoxious normies >Talking about making fake facebook accounts and s--- to see if this chad is cheating on one of them >All while practically screaming to the entire train and into my ear and aiming to be as annoying as possible >Still trying to get to sleep at this point but just f------ give up >One of them says the perfect line >"I need to fart" >The autist in me prepares >l hear it, the entire train hears it. Her friend is simultaneously disgusted and laughing like a f------ retard >l take a deep sniff, as much as my lungs can bear >lts the most horrific smell I have ever had the displeasure of encountering, but I know the payoff is worth it >Turn around, stare directly at both of them >"Got any more?" >Her friend stops laughing >"What the f---?" >Ask her again, giving a creepy ass grin >Train stops >Both of the landwhales squeeze themselves out of the door Commuting is f------ wild, Anons.

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Anon made funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going 120 KB JPG in >l forgot to take my work vest off >Tell her l'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #
: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going 120 KB JPG in >l forgot to take my work vest off >Tell her l'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858 Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 #
: Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858 Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 #

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Anon is a lost cause | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)22:41:19 No.851377085 >be me, yesterday >high as f--- on le speed >also horny as f---, decide to j------- >beat my meat for 14 f------ hours straight watching foot fetish hentai 17 KB JPG Am I a lost cause?
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)22:41:19 No.851377085 >be me, yesterday >high as f--- on le speed >also horny as f---, decide to j------- >beat my meat for 14 f------ hours straight watching foot fetish hentai 17 KB JPG Am I a lost cause?

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Anon encounters ....? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)18:58:41 No.63066216 >follow twitter pages related to weight loss and fitness >tweet pops up on timeline called "thinspo" >its a cult of children teaching eachother how to gag themselves after they eat, starve themselves, kick up other s--- habits >some 15 year old runs this ring, hurling abuse at people for not following his "meanspiration", aka calling them fat c---- until they spew up in their 7 KB JPG toilet what the f--- have i stumbled on here. do children really?
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)18:58:41 No.63066216 >follow twitter pages related to weight loss and fitness >tweet pops up on timeline called "thinspo" >its a cult of children teaching eachother how to gag themselves after they eat, starve themselves, kick up other s--- habits >some 15 year old runs this ring, hurling abuse at people for not following his "meanspiration", aka calling them fat c---- until they spew up in their 7 KB JPG toilet what the f--- have i stumbled on here. do children really?

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Anon trolls le 4chin moderators | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:30:13 No.63075110 >have fbi desk job >spend countless hours browsing through hardcore trap hentai and frog cartoons looking for potential threats >you are literally paid to do this daily 149 KB JPG Kek 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:31:48 No.63075125 >>63075110 (OP) # I will call you shortly >>63075316 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:47:08 No.63075316 >>63075125 # You can just call me Lewis
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:30:13 No.63075110 >have fbi desk job >spend countless hours browsing through hardcore trap hentai and frog cartoons looking for potential threats >you are literally paid to do this daily 149 KB JPG Kek 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:31:48 No.63075125 >>63075110 (OP) # I will call you shortly >>63075316 # : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)06:47:08 No.63075316 >>63075125 # You can just call me Lewis

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Anon gets laid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 851406809 1 hr ago •.. >be me >2014 >18yo virgin >gets rejected from crush >sad.png >summer job >babysitter >baby has a single big tiddy mommy >"i'll be back at 9pm anon!" >5 hours later 53.8 kB JPG >baby is sleeping >big tiddy mommy comes back from work >"why so sad anon?" >takes two beers from the fridge >explains what happened >1 hour later >"oh poor anon :(" >"I'm still a virgin I wanted exp ya know?" >"oh you are a virgin anon?" >"yes" >she is a bit drunk >takes me upstairs >starts explaining >howtosex.jpeg >"touch my boobas" >dicksucked.exe >came in 20 seconds >"it's okay anon, don't worry :)" >round 2 >last longer >a--- >came inside condom >lay on the bed >finger her >round 3 >h------ >missionary >came again >final round >t------ >d--------- >facial Lost my virginity to a 34year old big tiddy momma while getting explained how to f--- her, best experience of my life REPLY
Anonymous 851406809 1 hr ago •.. >be me >2014 >18yo virgin >gets rejected from crush >sad.png >summer job >babysitter >baby has a single big tiddy mommy >"i'll be back at 9pm anon!" >5 hours later 53.8 kB JPG >baby is sleeping >big tiddy mommy comes back from work >"why so sad anon?" >takes two beers from the fridge >explains what happened >1 hour later >"oh poor anon :(" >"I'm still a virgin I wanted exp ya know?" >"oh you are a virgin anon?" >"yes" >she is a bit drunk >takes me upstairs >starts explaining >howtosex.jpeg >"touch my boobas" >dicksucked.exe >came in 20 seconds >"it's okay anon, don't worry :)" >round 2 >last longer >a--- >came inside condom >lay on the bed >finger her >round 3 >h------ >missionary >came again >final round >t------ >d--------- >facial Lost my virginity to a 34year old big tiddy momma while getting explained how to f--- her, best experience of my life REPLY

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