Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

anon is tired of quarantine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/20(Mon)01:07:02 No.828416704 > be me > haven't left the house for anything other than for walks all of quarantine > play video games i hate to forget about life 75 KB JPG > watch shows i've seen three times > lay in bed > haven't worked out in months > haven't worked in months > fantasize about dreams that i don't even enjoy, just imagine being accepted > fantasize of an afterlife or deeper meaning > wake up every morning with no feelings of excitement > have anxiety over a life i don't even have any goals for is there a worse life than a humans?
: Anonymous 05/25/20(Mon)01:07:02 No.828416704 > be me > haven't left the house for anything other than for walks all of quarantine > play video games i hate to forget about life 75 KB JPG > watch shows i've seen three times > lay in bed > haven't worked out in months > haven't worked in months > fantasize about dreams that i don't even enjoy, just imagine being accepted > fantasize of an afterlife or deeper meaning > wake up every morning with no feelings of excitement > have anxiety over a life i don't even have any goals for is there a worse life than a humans?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant

Anon copies pig | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)11:11:48 No.9507909 Technosensei >be me 4 years ago >mildly autistic high school kid >no friends, nothing new >pretty sure everyone at school hates me >obsessed with youtube >mostly watch minecraft youtuber 153 KB JPG technoblade >want to be confident like him >start copying his mannerisms and speech patterns >try to think like he would >try to work like he would >genuinely started to gain a sense of confidence in myself and my work >started grinding and improving more than my high school classmates >pays off, get a full ride to a good college >got into a relationship >found a great friend group >teachers admire my work ethic >getting work opportunities early on thank you minecraft pig man
: Anonymous 03/19/21(Fri)11:11:48 No.9507909 Technosensei >be me 4 years ago >mildly autistic high school kid >no friends, nothing new >pretty sure everyone at school hates me >obsessed with youtube >mostly watch minecraft youtuber 153 KB JPG technoblade >want to be confident like him >start copying his mannerisms and speech patterns >try to think like he would >try to work like he would >genuinely started to gain a sense of confidence in myself and my work >started grinding and improving more than my high school classmates >pays off, get a full ride to a good college >got into a relationship >found a great friend group >teachers admire my work ethic >getting work opportunities early on thank you minecraft pig man

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon comes from the land of the rising sun | /r/Greentext

Anon comes from a land of the rising sun Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 11:37:42 No.8787553 [Reply] [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] >be me >In Japan, heart surgeon. >Number one. >Steady hand. >One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. >l do operation. >But mistake! >Yakuza boss die! >Yakuza very mad! >l hide fishing boat, come to America. >No English, no food, no money. >4chan give me job. >Now I have house, American car and new woman. >4chan save life. >My big secret. >l kill yakuza boss on purpose. >l good surgeon. The best!
Anon comes from a land of the rising sun Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 11:37:42 No.8787553 [Reply] [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] >be me >In Japan, heart surgeon. >Number one. >Steady hand. >One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. >l do operation. >But mistake! >Yakuza boss die! >Yakuza very mad! >l hide fishing boat, come to America. >No English, no food, no money. >4chan give me job. >Now I have house, American car and new woman. >4chan save life. >My big secret. >l kill yakuza boss on purpose. >l good surgeon. The best!

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

anon takes a piss | /r/Greentext

File: 430017921901789186.png (11 KB, 90x90) Anonymous 09/28/18(Fri)15:23:14 No.48394297 >be me >in college >have a roomate >watching youtube >urgent need to take a piss >fuckfuckfuck.avi >try to rip the door open to the bathroom >f------ roomate is taking a shower >feel like my d--- is about to release a nuclear load >lightbulb.png >take milk carton out of the fridge >take my d--- out >try to piss in the carton >2 seconds in notice something not right >f------ forgot to take off the cap >end up pissing all over the carton, floor and my hand why am i like this?
File: 430017921901789186.png (11 KB, 90x90) Anonymous 09/28/18(Fri)15:23:14 No.48394297 >be me >in college >have a roomate >watching youtube >urgent need to take a piss >fuckfuckfuck.avi >try to rip the door open to the bathroom >f------ roomate is taking a shower >feel like my d--- is about to release a nuclear load >lightbulb.png >take milk carton out of the fridge >take my d--- out >try to piss in the carton >2 seconds in notice something not right >f------ forgot to take off the cap >end up pissing all over the carton, floor and my hand why am i like this?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext goggles

Anon gets paired up with a roastie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)07:00:44 No.63047567 >first year of high school >typical nerdy ugly kid >english teacher putting us in pairs for a debate project >get paired with one of the popular girls >she starts complaining instantly 58 KB JPG but it falls on deaf ears >try being amicable >acts like a complete bitch towards me >turns around to complain to one of her friends while i'm sitting right there >refuses to do any work/research aside from being the captain of the debate >end up having to do everything why are normies so mean just because you're ugly?
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)07:00:44 No.63047567 >first year of high school >typical nerdy ugly kid >english teacher putting us in pairs for a debate project >get paired with one of the popular girls >she starts complaining instantly 58 KB JPG but it falls on deaf ears >try being amicable >acts like a complete bitch towards me >turns around to complain to one of her friends while i'm sitting right there >refuses to do any work/research aside from being the captain of the debate >end up having to do everything why are normies so mean just because you're ugly?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon has a stupid idea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)00:55 No.16442287 Replies: >>16442341 >>16442343 >>16442433 >>16442460 >>16442510 >listening to music >cleaning up my man cave >gf says she is going to the store >decide it's time for a fap >wait a few minutes after she left >strip naked because that's how I do >searching for that perfect fap video >getting close hear the door open and shut >shut my computer down but keep fapping hoping gf will come down and finish me off >decide I am going to surprise her and j--- the second she walks in (seemed better at the time) >hear someone walking down the stairs >decide to stand for this >as the door opens shoot my load all over some dude in a ski mask >I literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun >he is yelling w-- >hold him at gunpoint until the cops come >cop asks what is all over the guys shirt and pants >explain and give my statement >l can still hear them laughing...
Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)00:55 No.16442287 Replies: >>16442341 >>16442343 >>16442433 >>16442460 >>16442510 >listening to music >cleaning up my man cave >gf says she is going to the store >decide it's time for a fap >wait a few minutes after she left >strip naked because that's how I do >searching for that perfect fap video >getting close hear the door open and shut >shut my computer down but keep fapping hoping gf will come down and finish me off >decide I am going to surprise her and j--- the second she walks in (seemed better at the time) >hear someone walking down the stairs >decide to stand for this >as the door opens shoot my load all over some dude in a ski mask >I literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun >he is yelling w-- >hold him at gunpoint until the cops come >cop asks what is all over the guys shirt and pants >explain and give my statement >l can still hear them laughing...

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon drinks urine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cozy thread 07/22/18(Sun)06:00:45 No.46970058 >stayed up till late >go to sleep at 3-4ish >thunderstorm starts >thunder so loud i wake up >i look outside, it's raining buckets >get out of bed, make a cup of yellow tea 15 KB JPG >go back in, blankets still warm >sound of rain calms me >feelscozyman
: Anonymous Cozy thread 07/22/18(Sun)06:00:45 No.46970058 >stayed up till late >go to sleep at 3-4ish >thunderstorm starts >thunder so loud i wake up >i look outside, it's raining buckets >get out of bed, make a cup of yellow tea 15 KB JPG >go back in, blankets still warm >sound of rain calms me >feelscozyman

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

Anon discovers magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)22:50:05 No.851264676 >be me >be at girls house for the first time >notice she has magic wand plugged in >says she just leaves it plugged in cause it's easier 61 KB JPG Am I dating a female coomer?
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)22:50:05 No.851264676 >be me >be at girls house for the first time >notice she has magic wand plugged in >says she just leaves it plugged in cause it's easier 61 KB JPG Am I dating a female coomer?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext vertebrate organism mammal gesture font

Anon works at a funeral agency | /r/Greentext

12:28 : Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)21:06:11 No.60926043 EVEN ON THE COLDEST NICHTS >>60925869 # F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile LEAT MY OWN C-- 170 KB PNG too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >i want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones willI let us see the dawn once more" >"even on the coldest nights, i eat my own c--"
12:28 : Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)21:06:11 No.60926043 EVEN ON THE COLDEST NICHTS >>60925869 # F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile LEAT MY OWN C-- 170 KB PNG too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >i want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones willI let us see the dawn once more" >"even on the coldest nights, i eat my own c--"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Oh I see the problem | /r/Greentext

drakenjosh.jpg 174 KB JPG >"Drake?" >"What?" >"Where is the body of Christ?"
drakenjosh.jpg 174 KB JPG >"Drake?" >"What?" >"Where is the body of Christ?"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism

Anon finds a government conspiracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)19:45:43 No.63037880 >some water pipes broke down in my commieblock >no cold water available >called the city plumber and they said they had a problem and because of Easter, it will only be 7 KB JPG fixed on Tuesday >meanwhile, I can't take a normal shower without receiving first degree burns, can't wash my clothes or even take a s--- without drowning it in gallons of hot water (which will give me a huge water bill at the end of the month) Holy f---, I'm so f------ mad, I'm thinking this is some government conspiracy so I don't leave my house during the holidays
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)19:45:43 No.63037880 >some water pipes broke down in my commieblock >no cold water available >called the city plumber and they said they had a problem and because of Easter, it will only be 7 KB JPG fixed on Tuesday >meanwhile, I can't take a normal shower without receiving first degree burns, can't wash my clothes or even take a s--- without drowning it in gallons of hot water (which will give me a huge water bill at the end of the month) Holy f---, I'm so f------ mad, I'm thinking this is some government conspiracy so I don't leave my house during the holidays

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext happy font

Anon has a great job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 KB PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 KB PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon gets healthy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)07:38:43 No.63047998 >take a break from fizzy drinks and juice >little by little introduce water as my main drink >Now water tastes absolutely delicious to me and drinking anyhting other than just doesnt sit 69 KB PNG right with me Admittedly I still drink alot of tea but this s--- is amazing. Hopefully when I have the money to buy my own groceries I can teach myself to love good food and exercise.
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)07:38:43 No.63047998 >take a break from fizzy drinks and juice >little by little introduce water as my main drink >Now water tastes absolutely delicious to me and drinking anyhting other than just doesnt sit 69 KB PNG right with me Admittedly I still drink alot of tea but this s--- is amazing. Hopefully when I have the money to buy my own groceries I can teach myself to love good food and exercise.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext happy font

Anon ended racism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:37:53 No.851255686 >be black >go to 4chan >say white bois will be a minority in 30 years or some similar s--- >post bbc p--- >racism is no more 49 KB JPG Is this what they consider a victory? They beat racism by posting bbc p--- onto here? Don't you have something better to do? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:58:08 No.851256370 >>851255686 (OP) # do you really think blacks post those threads?
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:37:53 No.851255686 >be black >go to 4chan >say white bois will be a minority in 30 years or some similar s--- >post bbc p--- >racism is no more 49 KB JPG Is this what they consider a victory? They beat racism by posting bbc p--- onto here? Don't you have something better to do? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)15:58:08 No.851256370 >>851255686 (OP) # do you really think blacks post those threads?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw happy font

Anon has sleep paralysis | /r/Greentext

Weirdest sleep paralysis story? I'll start >Wake up looking at ceiling >Can't move >Grudge looking ass baby comes in >Starts dancing on my chest SUtters these exact words "I MAY BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE!" 6.7 kB JPG >Start laughing >He laughs with me >Kisses me on my nose "See ya again, buttercup!! >Wake up with my pants covered with semen I'm still spooked 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY
Weirdest sleep paralysis story? I'll start >Wake up looking at ceiling >Can't move >Grudge looking ass baby comes in >Starts dancing on my chest SUtters these exact words "I MAY BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE!" 6.7 kB JPG >Start laughing >He laughs with me >Kisses me on my nose "See ya again, buttercup!! >Wake up with my pants covered with semen I'm still spooked 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw beard font terrestrial plant

Anon's daughter doesn't do homework | /r/Greentext

File: dr-zoidberg-futurama-phil(...).jpg (22 KB, 480x320) O Anonymous (ID: UOlh4m-g) 09/26/14(Fri)12:57:27 No.570777907 > 22570778415 22570778547 2>570778902 >At home, married, 15 y/o daughter. >I love her, but she's kind of a bitch sometimes >One day, at home >get call from school >"Hey anon, your daughter hasn't been doing her homework" >wat >l ain't raisin no slacker >Go to her room >She's on her computer >Ask her about her homework >"F--- homework, l'll just marry a rich guy" >Become enraged >"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!" >"F--- off dad." >Take off my pants >already rock hard >Pelvic thrust over to her >She tries to back off, but it's too late >My d--- touches her >She begins to melt back into j--- >Gets absorbed into my testicles >Find my wife in the other room >She sees my throbbing c---, instantly wants to f--- >F--- her brains out, and fill her with the mother of all loads that is my daughter >Her stomach swells to a frightening size, then contracts as she pushes out a 15 y/o son. >He does his f------ homework. Anonymous (ID: Nme/ovjr ) 09/26/14(Fri) 12:59:10 No.570778132 8/10 did not expect. Anonymous (ID: SY3UHMN ) 09/26/14(Fri)13:01:21 No.570778415 I File: 1396547862128.jpg (17 KB, 559x556) >>570777907 (OP) kek Anonymous (ID: ObQaKPxu ) 09/26/14(Fri)13:02:30 No.570778547 >>570777907 (OP) >Gets absorbed into my testicles top kek
File: dr-zoidberg-futurama-phil(...).jpg (22 KB, 480x320) O Anonymous (ID: UOlh4m-g) 09/26/14(Fri)12:57:27 No.570777907 > 22570778415 22570778547 2>570778902 >At home, married, 15 y/o daughter. >I love her, but she's kind of a bitch sometimes >One day, at home >get call from school >"Hey anon, your daughter hasn't been doing her homework" >wat >l ain't raisin no slacker >Go to her room >She's on her computer >Ask her about her homework >"F--- homework, l'll just marry a rich guy" >Become enraged >"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!" >"F--- off dad." >Take off my pants >already rock hard >Pelvic thrust over to her >She tries to back off, but it's too late >My d--- touches her >She begins to melt back into j--- >Gets absorbed into my testicles >Find my wife in the other room >She sees my throbbing c---, instantly wants to f--- >F--- her brains out, and fill her with the mother of all loads that is my daughter >Her stomach swells to a frightening size, then contracts as she pushes out a 15 y/o son. >He does his f------ homework. Anonymous (ID: Nme/ovjr ) 09/26/14(Fri) 12:59:10 No.570778132 8/10 did not expect. Anonymous (ID: SY3UHMN ) 09/26/14(Fri)13:01:21 No.570778415 I File: 1396547862128.jpg (17 KB, 559x556) >>570777907 (OP) kek Anonymous (ID: ObQaKPxu ) 09/26/14(Fri)13:02:30 No.570778547 >>570777907 (OP) >Gets absorbed into my testicles top kek

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is an author | /r/Greentext

I'm taking a creative writing class in college and have to write a short story. This is the story I wrote, don't hold back on opinions :) STARTTHG TOGR CAREER ASA freelance writer MOIRA ANDERSON ALLEN >Be me 36 KB JPG >In middle school >There's a girl in my class who's a solid 9/10 great ass t--- etc. >She always wears really short shorts and it always gives me a boner >one day I think of an idea >walking past her in the hallwayI drop my backpack and pretend to trip over it >as l'm falling I grab her shorts and pull them down with me >look up from the ground to get a view of that glorious p---- >instead I see the biggest c--- I've ever seen >easily 8.5 inches long >Everyone is looking at me shocked >have no idea what to do >nobody will believe it was an accident >panick and just start sucking her d--- >she's looking down at me paralyzed with surprise >pull my mouth away when she's about to c-- >her penis retracts about an inch, then shoots a small rock about 5 feet in the air >slap her ass and walk away >the end Feel free to give feedback on how I can improve, that's what writing is all about!
I'm taking a creative writing class in college and have to write a short story. This is the story I wrote, don't hold back on opinions :) STARTTHG TOGR CAREER ASA freelance writer MOIRA ANDERSON ALLEN >Be me 36 KB JPG >In middle school >There's a girl in my class who's a solid 9/10 great ass t--- etc. >She always wears really short shorts and it always gives me a boner >one day I think of an idea >walking past her in the hallwayI drop my backpack and pretend to trip over it >as l'm falling I grab her shorts and pull them down with me >look up from the ground to get a view of that glorious p---- >instead I see the biggest c--- I've ever seen >easily 8.5 inches long >Everyone is looking at me shocked >have no idea what to do >nobody will believe it was an accident >panick and just start sucking her d--- >she's looking down at me paralyzed with surprise >pull my mouth away when she's about to c-- >her penis retracts about an inch, then shoots a small rock about 5 feet in the air >slap her ass and walk away >the end Feel free to give feedback on how I can improve, that's what writing is all about!

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Anon loves his bagged pickle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

>Mom died right when I was born. >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. >Be 17 or 18 at the time. >Notice that my sister is a hottie. >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself. >I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice or more. >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home, typical. >At this point, totally lusting after my sister. >She was also having bad trouble with the law. >She was actually in custody when I left home. >Friend and I go to pick her up. >I have unnatural feelings for her; I think she has them too. >She kissed me when we picked her up from jail. >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss. >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister. >Jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while. >Serious sexual tension between my friend, myself, and sister. >I get hurt badly and almost die. >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss and neck rub. >We spend some time apart. >I got really religious, try not to think of her that way anymore. >l was totally over her. >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic happens). >She's in the hottest bikini ever. >All those feelings come back. >She ends up with my friend from before. >After all this, we were at a party. >Sister and I were outside alone. >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him.
>Mom died right when I was born. >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. >Be 17 or 18 at the time. >Notice that my sister is a hottie. >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself. >I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice or more. >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home, typical. >At this point, totally lusting after my sister. >She was also having bad trouble with the law. >She was actually in custody when I left home. >Friend and I go to pick her up. >I have unnatural feelings for her; I think she has them too. >She kissed me when we picked her up from jail. >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss. >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister. >Jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while. >Serious sexual tension between my friend, myself, and sister. >I get hurt badly and almost die. >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss and neck rub. >We spend some time apart. >I got really religious, try not to think of her that way anymore. >l was totally over her. >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic happens). >She's in the hottest bikini ever. >All those feelings come back. >She ends up with my friend from before. >After all this, we were at a party. >Sister and I were outside alone. >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is constipated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)09:54:45 No.848100344 >be me >frequently have liquid s---- >doc recommends I start taking Metamucil (fiber supplement) >read the instructions >it says take two scoops and mix it in water 225 KB JPG >my dumb ass assumed 1 scoop = 1 cup >grab my big gallon water bottle, put two cups of it in and mix it with water >chug >fast forward five days >haven't shat yet >can feel the baby sized turd growing in me >chug a bunch of coffee to trigger a bowel movement >sit on toilet for three hours as I push a f------ football out of my a------ >feel like I'm getting f----- in the prison showers >it seriously feels like my a------ is being ripped open >keep pushing >relief >s--- was the size of a $5 footlong sub >have to break it down with the plunger to flush it Now I'm considering doing it again cause the feeling it had on my a------ kinda turned me on. Thoughts?
: Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)09:54:45 No.848100344 >be me >frequently have liquid s---- >doc recommends I start taking Metamucil (fiber supplement) >read the instructions >it says take two scoops and mix it in water 225 KB JPG >my dumb ass assumed 1 scoop = 1 cup >grab my big gallon water bottle, put two cups of it in and mix it with water >chug >fast forward five days >haven't shat yet >can feel the baby sized turd growing in me >chug a bunch of coffee to trigger a bowel movement >sit on toilet for three hours as I push a f------ football out of my a------ >feel like I'm getting f----- in the prison showers >it seriously feels like my a------ is being ripped open >keep pushing >relief >s--- was the size of a $5 footlong sub >have to break it down with the plunger to flush it Now I'm considering doing it again cause the feeling it had on my a------ kinda turned me on. Thoughts?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font