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: Anonymous 09/03/20(Thu)21:09:37 No.129854915 >Georgia? Thats a state not a country its capital is Atlanta bro 480 KB PNG : Anonymous 109/03/20(Thu)21:15:14 No.129855092 >Turkey? Thats a bird not a country its origin is America bro 191 KB PNG : Anonymous I·1 09/03/20(Thu)21:17:11 No.129855149 >Hungary? No, I just ate 50 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/03/20(Thu)21:09:37 No.129854915 >Georgia? Thats a state not a country its capital is Atlanta bro 480 KB PNG : Anonymous 109/03/20(Thu)21:15:14 No.129855092 >Turkey? Thats a bird not a country its origin is America bro 191 KB PNG : Anonymous I·1 09/03/20(Thu)21:17:11 No.129855149 >Hungary? No, I just ate 50 KB JPG

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Anon is basically normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous autistic things you do 06/06/18(Wed)21:28:21 No.45943362 >open webcam >put little webcam window in corner of screen >pretend l'm streaming while I'm browsing the internet and watching 37 KB PNG videos >make comments on stuff >pretend l'm an eceleb and people like me : Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)21:29:33 No.45943385 this is nothing to the f------ people on here who like store their s--- and c-- in a sock and refrigerate it to later use it on pizza. You are basically 1.94 MB GIF normal, anon >>45943650 # >>45944308 #
: Anonymous autistic things you do 06/06/18(Wed)21:28:21 No.45943362 >open webcam >put little webcam window in corner of screen >pretend l'm streaming while I'm browsing the internet and watching 37 KB PNG videos >make comments on stuff >pretend l'm an eceleb and people like me : Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)21:29:33 No.45943385 this is nothing to the f------ people on here who like store their s--- and c-- in a sock and refrigerate it to later use it on pizza. You are basically 1.94 MB GIF normal, anon >>45943650 # >>45944308 #

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The bait works | /r/Greentext

File: 0006041001777.jpg (400 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous (ID: kívmWeZs ) 04/01/21(Thu)07:16:09 No.314687476 FAMILY FAMILIAL ITT: We lure out the Canadians Lays Ketchup 2564 >> O Anonymous (ID: 7FPP+2T8) 04/01/21(Thu)09:13:17 No.314697748 >>314687476 (OP) literally the perfect chip
File: 0006041001777.jpg (400 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous (ID: kívmWeZs ) 04/01/21(Thu)07:16:09 No.314687476 FAMILY FAMILIAL ITT: We lure out the Canadians Lays Ketchup 2564 >> O Anonymous (ID: 7FPP+2T8) 04/01/21(Thu)09:13:17 No.314697748 >>314687476 (OP) literally the perfect chip

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Anon turns red | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)13:18:13 No.63008107 1585778674930.png 65 KB PNG >have a psychological condition that makes my face go red during the worst possible moments >it's not related to attraction but rather to whom I fear others think I'm attracted to >happened when I was around a classmate another guy was crushing on >happened when I was another classmate who had a boyfriend >happened when I was around my sister >happened when I was around my aunt >happened when I was around my cousin >she's 13 It just dawned on me that a side of the family possibly sees me as a potential incestuous pedophilic threat
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)13:18:13 No.63008107 1585778674930.png 65 KB PNG >have a psychological condition that makes my face go red during the worst possible moments >it's not related to attraction but rather to whom I fear others think I'm attracted to >happened when I was around a classmate another guy was crushing on >happened when I was another classmate who had a boyfriend >happened when I was around my sister >happened when I was around my aunt >happened when I was around my cousin >she's 13 It just dawned on me that a side of the family possibly sees me as a potential incestuous pedophilic threat

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Anon marries his bully | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)16:45:49 No.60672773 >>60672872 >>60672974 >>60673124 >>60673310 >>60673384 >>60673448 >>60673634 >>60673716 >>60674769 >>60675081 >>60675278 >>60675330 File: 1616702360965.jpg (10 KB, 179x205) EVEN NOW THERE IS >be me >mildly autistic >move to a different town in middle school >father got me into fitness at an early age, pushups instead of being spanking and all that >practically dominated every physical exam during pe >s--- tier at sports though >my inability to throw a dodgeball accurately is noticed by the girls >one really cute girl decides she will be my bully HOPE FOR MAN >"so anon I heard you can't play dodgeball" >autism kicks in >"Wow, you're cute" >she stutters, says "you're a f------ gay" then runs away >rest of middle school is full of her bullying me with me replying in s----- pickup lines >"Anon, if you don't come to school in makeup I'm getting (generic big permacuck guy that's actually really nice) to beat you up" >"Only if you go on a date with me after" >says "You're a f------ weirdo" then stomps away Anyway >highschool comes >any amount of visible muscle is "shredded" by highschool standards >become "the weird fit freshman" >have not given up the dream of dating my bully >autism brain already has the rest of our lives planned out >bully has grown c cup breasts (I asked one of her friends who "shipped" us) and has a nice body >even the seniors are aware of my plight >she can't attempt to bully me anymore or else everyone that sees will say "they look so cute together" >other, lesser stacies attempt to bully my stacy since they want my d--- >just laugh at them and call them ugly compared to her >their cuck soldiers are too afraid to fight me >my actions finally reach my bully's heart >finally agrees to a date >end up dating >become eternally mired >new joke advice is made, "if you have a bully just hit on them" I don't think I would be married to her right now if other girls didn't mire me and lead to that conundrum with me calling them ugly
O Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)16:45:49 No.60672773 >>60672872 >>60672974 >>60673124 >>60673310 >>60673384 >>60673448 >>60673634 >>60673716 >>60674769 >>60675081 >>60675278 >>60675330 File: 1616702360965.jpg (10 KB, 179x205) EVEN NOW THERE IS >be me >mildly autistic >move to a different town in middle school >father got me into fitness at an early age, pushups instead of being spanking and all that >practically dominated every physical exam during pe >s--- tier at sports though >my inability to throw a dodgeball accurately is noticed by the girls >one really cute girl decides she will be my bully HOPE FOR MAN >"so anon I heard you can't play dodgeball" >autism kicks in >"Wow, you're cute" >she stutters, says "you're a f------ gay" then runs away >rest of middle school is full of her bullying me with me replying in s----- pickup lines >"Anon, if you don't come to school in makeup I'm getting (generic big permacuck guy that's actually really nice) to beat you up" >"Only if you go on a date with me after" >says "You're a f------ weirdo" then stomps away Anyway >highschool comes >any amount of visible muscle is "shredded" by highschool standards >become "the weird fit freshman" >have not given up the dream of dating my bully >autism brain already has the rest of our lives planned out >bully has grown c cup breasts (I asked one of her friends who "shipped" us) and has a nice body >even the seniors are aware of my plight >she can't attempt to bully me anymore or else everyone that sees will say "they look so cute together" >other, lesser stacies attempt to bully my stacy since they want my d--- >just laugh at them and call them ugly compared to her >their cuck soldiers are too afraid to fight me >my actions finally reach my bully's heart >finally agrees to a date >end up dating >become eternally mired >new joke advice is made, "if you have a bully just hit on them" I don't think I would be married to her right now if other girls didn't mire me and lead to that conundrum with me calling them ugly

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Anon has a secret | /r/Greentext

ul VZW Wi-Fi 9:04 PM O 38% A boards.4chan.org – Private Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)21:04:43 No.851005556 So this happened in 3rd grade and I have never given it much thought but probably should. >be me 194 KB JPG >third grade in the mid 90's >recess time >occasionally kids would jump off the 2nd level of jungle gym for no reason. >one day see some kids making the jump and decide I want too >get in line and wait my turn >finally one kid left in line left >kid makes the jump but falls to the ground after landing and doesn't get up >l'm annoyed and tell him to move >still laying completely still >give him a few more warnings to move >f--- this l'm not waiting anymore >jump >land on kids leg >he immediately jolts up and screams. >f--- this l'm out >kid had a broken leg and I never said anything to anyone about what happened. >we nick named him lighting bolt that year
ul VZW Wi-Fi 9:04 PM O 38% A boards.4chan.org – Private Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)21:04:43 No.851005556 So this happened in 3rd grade and I have never given it much thought but probably should. >be me 194 KB JPG >third grade in the mid 90's >recess time >occasionally kids would jump off the 2nd level of jungle gym for no reason. >one day see some kids making the jump and decide I want too >get in line and wait my turn >finally one kid left in line left >kid makes the jump but falls to the ground after landing and doesn't get up >l'm annoyed and tell him to move >still laying completely still >give him a few more warnings to move >f--- this l'm not waiting anymore >jump >land on kids leg >he immediately jolts up and screams. >f--- this l'm out >kid had a broken leg and I never said anything to anyone about what happened. >we nick named him lighting bolt that year

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Anon is degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)15:47:02 No.62979836 >at a family reunion >tons of people I dont know. >go outside to browse 4chan on my phone >minutes later a girl comes out asking me to play some videos on her mom's ipad 8 KB JPG >go to YouTube and show her some funny videos >she laughs >ask her some questions and talk to her for a bit >she's genuinely interested in the conversation and puts effort into her replies unlike other women ive talked to >ask her how old she is she says 9 >ask her if shes got a bf she blushes and says no >talk some more >having a good time >about to go for a kiss >her mother storms out of the house grabs her by the wrist and pulls her back
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)15:47:02 No.62979836 >at a family reunion >tons of people I dont know. >go outside to browse 4chan on my phone >minutes later a girl comes out asking me to play some videos on her mom's ipad 8 KB JPG >go to YouTube and show her some funny videos >she laughs >ask her some questions and talk to her for a bit >she's genuinely interested in the conversation and puts effort into her replies unlike other women ive talked to >ask her how old she is she says 9 >ask her if shes got a bf she blushes and says no >talk some more >having a good time >about to go for a kiss >her mother storms out of the house grabs her by the wrist and pulls her back

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Less asparagus for Anon. | /r/Greentext

File: 1369701576456.png-(388 KB, 1280x711, lememe.png) O Anonymous 05/27/13(Mon)20:39 No.20247087 Replie >>20247704 >>20247863 >>20247973 >>20248044 >>20248082 >>2 >F------ solid 9/10 >She gives me b------- and swallows >"Your c-- tastes really bad" >"Yeah I know..." ALL KNOW THAT FEEL I think my life has just ended. O Anonymous 05/27/13(Mon)21:27 No.20248044 File: 1369704472536.jpg-(46 KB, 444x414, 8.jpg) >>20247087 (OP) >"Yeah I know..." Jesus Christ, /fit/ wat da f-- op I Anonymous 05/27/13(Mon)21:29 No.20248082 File: 1369704567397.png-(57 KB, 306x298, 1366555282141.png) >>20247087 (OP) >"Yeah I know..."
File: 1369701576456.png-(388 KB, 1280x711, lememe.png) O Anonymous 05/27/13(Mon)20:39 No.20247087 Replie >>20247704 >>20247863 >>20247973 >>20248044 >>20248082 >>2 >F------ solid 9/10 >She gives me b------- and swallows >"Your c-- tastes really bad" >"Yeah I know..." ALL KNOW THAT FEEL I think my life has just ended. O Anonymous 05/27/13(Mon)21:27 No.20248044 File: 1369704472536.jpg-(46 KB, 444x414, 8.jpg) >>20247087 (OP) >"Yeah I know..." Jesus Christ, /fit/ wat da f-- op I Anonymous 05/27/13(Mon)21:29 No.20248082 File: 1369704567397.png-(57 KB, 306x298, 1366555282141.png) >>20247087 (OP) >"Yeah I know..."

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Anon is wise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)05:59:51 No.63003087 "ADHD" isn't real. You're lazy and/or low IQ. >b-but what about psychiatry It's a b------- field that exists to push pills. >b-but when I took stimulants I 116 KB JPG did better Yeah of course you did, f-------, you were taking stimulants. >b-but muh neuro""'science"" study with a sample size of 15 said there are brain differences Imao cope Just stop being lazy you f------ f------. 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)05:59:51 No.63003087 "ADHD" isn't real. You're lazy and/or low IQ. >b-but what about psychiatry It's a b------- field that exists to push pills. >b-but when I took stimulants I 116 KB JPG did better Yeah of course you did, f-------, you were taking stimulants. >b-but muh neuro""'science"" study with a sample size of 15 said there are brain differences Imao cope Just stop being lazy you f------ f------. 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon's experience with stacy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/17(Fri)11:21:02 No.38846715 >stacy started thriwing a fit because chad didnt give her enough attention >later comes up to me >says she wants to f--- me to get back at chad 54 KB JPG >implies that im ugly and sleeping with me would make chad p----- >refuse >tfw virginity protected >tfw escaped stacy's mind games >tfw stacy just got rejected by ugliest guy she knows 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/04/17(Fri)11:21:02 No.38846715 >stacy started thriwing a fit because chad didnt give her enough attention >later comes up to me >says she wants to f--- me to get back at chad 54 KB JPG >implies that im ugly and sleeping with me would make chad p----- >refuse >tfw virginity protected >tfw escaped stacy's mind games >tfw stacy just got rejected by ugliest guy she knows 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon gets hit on | /r/Greentext

C--- Department Acсept Аcсept O Mires Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)16:38:31 No.60672674 >>60672817 >>60673146 >>60673374 >>60674253 >>60674637 >Come into work today >Say hello to boss >He says I've got something on my ass >l start trying to find out what's on my ass >l ask him to point it out to me >He gives me a sexy look and says "my eyes" >try to awkwardly laugh it off and 360 do the dinosaur Now I'm seriously thinking he's gay but idk he's got a kid on the way.
C--- Department Acсept Аcсept O Mires Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)16:38:31 No.60672674 >>60672817 >>60673146 >>60673374 >>60674253 >>60674637 >Come into work today >Say hello to boss >He says I've got something on my ass >l start trying to find out what's on my ass >l ask him to point it out to me >He gives me a sexy look and says "my eyes" >try to awkwardly laugh it off and 360 do the dinosaur Now I'm seriously thinking he's gay but idk he's got a kid on the way.

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Anon is cool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/18(Mon)17:23:56 No.43333367 >Sight works by capturing photons that reflect off object >Photons that toutched girls have toutched my eyes See you beta virgins later 154 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 02/19/18(Mon)17:23:56 No.43333367 >Sight works by capturing photons that reflect off object >Photons that toutched girls have toutched my eyes See you beta virgins later 154 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon is keeping the balance of the universe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)12:30:16 No.63007868 >didnt s--- for 3 days >S--- 3 times in the last hour Back to normal 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)12:30:16 No.63007868 >didnt s--- for 3 days >S--- 3 times in the last hour Back to normal 61 KB JPG

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Anon is a rapper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)21:03:40 No.765096120 Well... >Be me >Amateur rapper >Spend hours daily writing verses >Finally get a show >Fuckyesnotgonnabeawagecuck.midi >Night of the show 79 KB JPG >Get really f------ tense when I see the crowd must be like 200 people there >forget all my f------ lines >Mfw >Awkwardly start to mumble what I think my lines are into the microphone >THEY F------ START SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT >mfw the last few years of my life have been a waste of time when I could have mumbled f------ anything and been rly successful
: Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)21:03:40 No.765096120 Well... >Be me >Amateur rapper >Spend hours daily writing verses >Finally get a show >Fuckyesnotgonnabeawagecuck.midi >Night of the show 79 KB JPG >Get really f------ tense when I see the crowd must be like 200 people there >forget all my f------ lines >Mfw >Awkwardly start to mumble what I think my lines are into the microphone >THEY F------ START SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT >mfw the last few years of my life have been a waste of time when I could have mumbled f------ anything and been rly successful

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anon impresses the in-laws | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: IPha3kZp) 07/27/12(Fri)13:07:54 No.415034363 ITT: Bad first impressions > Went to girlfriend's house > First time meeting parents > Pull into driveway >I know she has a cat and a dog > Remember I have my laser pointer > excellent.png > Think I'm gonna make everyone's day by playing with the animals > All shall lol > Go inside > Hi, Hello, My name is Derp, I'm 19, etc. > Dog on couch > Cat walks into room > Shine laser pointer on floor > Cat leaps for it > Dog leaps for it > Dog attacks cat for whatever the f--- reason > Cat died > Dog has heart attack > Dog died > MFW I killed these people's beloved pets within five minutes of meeting them Anonymous (ID: UXOZV5XK) 07/27/12(Fri)13:10:06 No.415034636 File: 1343409006753.jpg-(17 KB, 235x284, 1335247816033 jpg) >mfw Anonymous (ID: tcTk5K3x) 07/27/12(Fri)13:10:07 No.415034640 B------- Anonymous (ID: CzjW16lb) 07/27/12(Fri)13:10:36 No.415034701 You're pretty much my hero right now.
Anonymous (ID: IPha3kZp) 07/27/12(Fri)13:07:54 No.415034363 ITT: Bad first impressions > Went to girlfriend's house > First time meeting parents > Pull into driveway >I know she has a cat and a dog > Remember I have my laser pointer > excellent.png > Think I'm gonna make everyone's day by playing with the animals > All shall lol > Go inside > Hi, Hello, My name is Derp, I'm 19, etc. > Dog on couch > Cat walks into room > Shine laser pointer on floor > Cat leaps for it > Dog leaps for it > Dog attacks cat for whatever the f--- reason > Cat died > Dog has heart attack > Dog died > MFW I killed these people's beloved pets within five minutes of meeting them Anonymous (ID: UXOZV5XK) 07/27/12(Fri)13:10:06 No.415034636 File: 1343409006753.jpg-(17 KB, 235x284, 1335247816033 jpg) >mfw Anonymous (ID: tcTk5K3x) 07/27/12(Fri)13:10:07 No.415034640 B------- Anonymous (ID: CzjW16lb) 07/27/12(Fri)13:10:36 No.415034701 You're pretty much my hero right now.

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Anon wants to abuse substances | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/19(Mon)21:08:47 No.816880341 F----- up cocktail time, lads. I've filled this bottle with. >rum >espresso >alcohol based vanilla 1.91 MB JPG >lots of nutmeg >a dash of nyquil >a whole crushed up 30mg oxycodone >cannabis cream (the fat holds the THC) I call it the moloko minus. Either l'll die or go on a rampage. Lets try it out. Ill keep you updated. 19 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/23/19(Mon)21:08:47 No.816880341 F----- up cocktail time, lads. I've filled this bottle with. >rum >espresso >alcohol based vanilla 1.91 MB JPG >lots of nutmeg >a dash of nyquil >a whole crushed up 30mg oxycodone >cannabis cream (the fat holds the THC) I call it the moloko minus. Either l'll die or go on a rampage. Lets try it out. Ill keep you updated. 19 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon thinks he is worth smth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >l'm young >l'm physically healthy >l'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >l can protect my wife and offspring from predators >l can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >l'm a strong swimmer >l have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >l have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.
: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >l'm young >l'm physically healthy >l'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >l can protect my wife and offspring from predators >l can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >l'm a strong swimmer >l have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >l have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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Anon is a woman | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot_20210331-11103(.).jpg (37 KB, 500x285) I Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)11:10:52 No.62995880 [Reply] >Be femanon >Wake up >Do stuff for onlyfans >printing my own money doing this >Get dressed and go off to school >Male teacher asks what the powerhouse of the cell is >Raise hand and he calls on me >Start talking about my onlyfans Daddy >Teacher tells me how that is not appropriate >Call him a pervert for talking about a girl's onlyfans >Class agrees >We march down to front office and say how teacher r---- me >Every Girl and 3 boys act as witnesses >Male teacher gets sent to prison >Class is over, head over to next class >Boy stops me in hallway "Hey anon, why did you frame mr. Teacher? He did nothing wrong" >Tell him to f--- off >Hit him several times >He stands still, at this point everyone is watching and recording, egging me on and cheering for me >Eventually he strikes me back >Victim mode: [ON] >Collapse onto floor >Army of simps pin boy to ground and beat him to the point of nearly killing him >Boy gets suspended and threatened with expulsion for fighting >Get off clean because "Small inconveniences shouldn't weigh me down" >Go home, film more onlyfans s--- and go to bed It's so hard being a woman, men have it easy
File: Screenshot_20210331-11103(.).jpg (37 KB, 500x285) I Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)11:10:52 No.62995880 [Reply] >Be femanon >Wake up >Do stuff for onlyfans >printing my own money doing this >Get dressed and go off to school >Male teacher asks what the powerhouse of the cell is >Raise hand and he calls on me >Start talking about my onlyfans Daddy >Teacher tells me how that is not appropriate >Call him a pervert for talking about a girl's onlyfans >Class agrees >We march down to front office and say how teacher r---- me >Every Girl and 3 boys act as witnesses >Male teacher gets sent to prison >Class is over, head over to next class >Boy stops me in hallway "Hey anon, why did you frame mr. Teacher? He did nothing wrong" >Tell him to f--- off >Hit him several times >He stands still, at this point everyone is watching and recording, egging me on and cheering for me >Eventually he strikes me back >Victim mode: [ON] >Collapse onto floor >Army of simps pin boy to ground and beat him to the point of nearly killing him >Boy gets suspended and threatened with expulsion for fighting >Get off clean because "Small inconveniences shouldn't weigh me down" >Go home, film more onlyfans s--- and go to bed It's so hard being a woman, men have it easy

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth 45 KB JPG >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "“Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up
: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth 45 KB JPG >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "“Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

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Anon gets raped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)09:16:16 No.60630730 ► >60631012 >>60634683 >>60637538 >>60641592 File: 1587918012595.jpg (63 KB, 640x605) >>60626198 (OP) >Wake up, wife rapes me >Go to bathroom, female neighbor crawls through window and rapes me >Go to kitchen, wife rapes me again >Get dressed for work, paralysis demon jumps out of the closet and rapes me >Leave house, mailwoman rapes me in lawn >Drive to work, woman pedestrian breaks into car during red light and rapes me >Get to office, woman receptionist rapes me >Finally get to desk, woman manager rapes me >8 continuous hours of being r---- >Finally drive back home, abducted by alien women >get r---- on their mothership, transported back home with car >Wife waits by door to r--- me >Softly cry in bed as wife and paralysis demon tag team rapes me Women have no idea how hard it is to be a man.
Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)09:16:16 No.60630730 ► >60631012 >>60634683 >>60637538 >>60641592 File: 1587918012595.jpg (63 KB, 640x605) >>60626198 (OP) >Wake up, wife rapes me >Go to bathroom, female neighbor crawls through window and rapes me >Go to kitchen, wife rapes me again >Get dressed for work, paralysis demon jumps out of the closet and rapes me >Leave house, mailwoman rapes me in lawn >Drive to work, woman pedestrian breaks into car during red light and rapes me >Get to office, woman receptionist rapes me >Finally get to desk, woman manager rapes me >8 continuous hours of being r---- >Finally drive back home, abducted by alien women >get r---- on their mothership, transported back home with car >Wife waits by door to r--- me >Softly cry in bed as wife and paralysis demon tag team rapes me Women have no idea how hard it is to be a man.

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