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35m (3/30 19:24) · 62982374 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 74KB · (700 × 367) ACAUTION >be me in 6th grade >Girl accuses me of tripping her and kicking her in the legs until they broke back in 4th grade >Literally the first l'm hearing of this >W-- no I didn't >She insists I did >I have an excellent memory and would remember doing something so insanely violent >King of argue with her but let it drop >Still think about what she said from time to time slightly worried I somehow did that >Find out today that the girl is now a professional spirit medium who charges $300 per month to channel angels and the deceased She is now 100% confirmed for either delusional or a liar and Im feeling pretty validated.
35m (3/30 19:24) · 62982374 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 74KB · (700 × 367) ACAUTION >be me in 6th grade >Girl accuses me of tripping her and kicking her in the legs until they broke back in 4th grade >Literally the first l'm hearing of this >W-- no I didn't >She insists I did >I have an excellent memory and would remember doing something so insanely violent >King of argue with her but let it drop >Still think about what she said from time to time slightly worried I somehow did that >Find out today that the girl is now a professional spirit medium who charges $300 per month to channel angels and the deceased She is now 100% confirmed for either delusional or a liar and Im feeling pretty validated.

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because l'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >l can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because l'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >l can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry

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Anon doesn't like Onlyfans. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Women cannot live life hard 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:25 No.62993036 IIl explain >Be born a female >Get a vagina >Be 9-12, hit puberty >Petrutiry gland spits out hormones resulting in fat distribution to certain parts of the body 557 KB JPG >Develops t---, ass and hips >No effort required on part of female >Turn 18 >Start onlyfans >Retire at 25 with a college degree and no debt >Society cant judge you for any of this anymore So yeah it must be so hard being a female. S--- you dont even need to diet these days because alot of girls who eat just get b------- and fatter asses anyway. : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:58:29 No.62993087 >>62993036 (OP) # >Life is so hard guys, look how huge my nose is 366 KB JPG
: Anonymous Women cannot live life hard 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:25 No.62993036 IIl explain >Be born a female >Get a vagina >Be 9-12, hit puberty >Petrutiry gland spits out hormones resulting in fat distribution to certain parts of the body 557 KB JPG >Develops t---, ass and hips >No effort required on part of female >Turn 18 >Start onlyfans >Retire at 25 with a college degree and no debt >Society cant judge you for any of this anymore So yeah it must be so hard being a female. S--- you dont even need to diet these days because alot of girls who eat just get b------- and fatter asses anyway. : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:58:29 No.62993087 >>62993036 (OP) # >Life is so hard guys, look how huge my nose is 366 KB JPG

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Femanon dates based anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/18(Wed)22:44:42 No.107112418 >really hot tall guy at my school asked me to the movies >told me to wear a dress with nothing underneath >he was the hottest guy by far to ever ask me out so i did it >in theater, back row, maybe 20 other people there >he starts fingering me, not even kissing >it's hot but he keeps pushing further >starts feeling up the back of my dress with his other hand >bare ass now on disgusting theater seat >suddenly slides dress completely off me >grabs dress and purse and runs out laughing he was my ride and he actually left. drove away and didn't come back. fair to say a few hundred people saw me naked and crying that day. >107112488 # >>107112499 # >>107112525 # >>107112724 # >>107112830 # >>107114230 # >>107114306 # >>107114540 # >>107114650 # >107115174 # >>107115198 # >>107115356 # >>107116757 #
: Anonymous 12/12/18(Wed)22:44:42 No.107112418 >really hot tall guy at my school asked me to the movies >told me to wear a dress with nothing underneath >he was the hottest guy by far to ever ask me out so i did it >in theater, back row, maybe 20 other people there >he starts fingering me, not even kissing >it's hot but he keeps pushing further >starts feeling up the back of my dress with his other hand >bare ass now on disgusting theater seat >suddenly slides dress completely off me >grabs dress and purse and runs out laughing he was my ride and he actually left. drove away and didn't come back. fair to say a few hundred people saw me naked and crying that day. >107112488 # >>107112499 # >>107112525 # >>107112724 # >>107112830 # >>107114230 # >>107114306 # >>107114540 # >>107114650 # >107115174 # >>107115198 # >>107115356 # >>107116757 #

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/sci/ anon is a calculator gamer. | /r/Greentext

>be me today >statistics exam >feel like s--- because I don't know s--- >randomly type in calculator to pass time >5318008 >flip calculator >BOOBIES >smile like a retard >professor sees I turned around the calculator >mfw
>be me today >statistics exam >feel like s--- because I don't know s--- >randomly type in calculator to pass time >5318008 >flip calculator >BOOBIES >smile like a retard >professor sees I turned around the calculator >mfw

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Anon lost the game of life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)11:55:46 No.62993068 >1 chance at life >born a virgin 32 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)11:55:46 No.62993068 >1 chance at life >born a virgin 32 KB JPG

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Femanon has it hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous H 04/29/18(Sun)12:45:22 No.45023180 "fembots have it easy etc" >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >meet some married 37yo at hotel >being penetrated when you're not really into it is uncomfortable, 85 KB JPG painful even >he didn't even bother to eat a mint before kissing me >get dressed and go home how exactly is this supposed to make me less lonely than boy robots? : Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:38 No.45023199 >>45023227 # Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:51 No.45023208 >>45023180 (OP) # >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >can't That's all. >>45023238 # >>45026309 # >>45027443 #
: Anonymous H 04/29/18(Sun)12:45:22 No.45023180 "fembots have it easy etc" >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >meet some married 37yo at hotel >being penetrated when you're not really into it is uncomfortable, 85 KB JPG painful even >he didn't even bother to eat a mint before kissing me >get dressed and go home how exactly is this supposed to make me less lonely than boy robots? : Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:38 No.45023199 >>45023227 # Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:51 No.45023208 >>45023180 (OP) # >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >can't That's all. >>45023238 # >>45026309 # >>45027443 #

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Anon has comunication issues | /r/Greentext

>Be me edgy black 15 y.o >Lonely as f--- during the pandemic > Start playing online multiplayer games >Boot up Cod > Make a few friends they seem around my age >We play for the next couple of weeks > One specific match gets toxic >I call an enemy player a "F------ N-----" > My teammates are appalled >I try to explain that I'm black > Sound white as f--- > Match ends > They unfriend me >I curl up in a ball and cry > Fml
>Be me edgy black 15 y.o >Lonely as f--- during the pandemic > Start playing online multiplayer games >Boot up Cod > Make a few friends they seem around my age >We play for the next couple of weeks > One specific match gets toxic >I call an enemy player a "F------ N-----" > My teammates are appalled >I try to explain that I'm black > Sound white as f--- > Match ends > They unfriend me >I curl up in a ball and cry > Fml

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Anon has a family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me

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Anon doesn't want to pay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)06:31:53 No.62990445 >invite escort over my house >while shes trying to tell me I have to pay first to fug i'm stalling so | can c--. I j------- and c-- in front of her >she leaves angry 221 KB PNG What are the chances a pimp is going to be coming knocking on my door? its been about 30 minutes and nothing has happened
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)06:31:53 No.62990445 >invite escort over my house >while shes trying to tell me I have to pay first to fug i'm stalling so | can c--. I j------- and c-- in front of her >she leaves angry 221 KB PNG What are the chances a pimp is going to be coming knocking on my door? its been about 30 minutes and nothing has happened

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:49:51 No.62989213 >be me >In networking administration class >All online >Have weekly discussion threads for participation >This week the question was "what are you favorite and least 190 KB JPG favorite things about local area networks >Answer that my favorite part about LAN is playing counter strike at LAN parties with my friends and least favorite part is dealing with cables >Every other answer is just stuff about how it's good for businesses and s--- and bad because you can only use it in a small location I think I may be retarded
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:49:51 No.62989213 >be me >In networking administration class >All online >Have weekly discussion threads for participation >This week the question was "what are you favorite and least 190 KB JPG favorite things about local area networks >Answer that my favorite part about LAN is playing counter strike at LAN parties with my friends and least favorite part is dealing with cables >Every other answer is just stuff about how it's good for businesses and s--- and bad because you can only use it in a small location I think I may be retarded

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Anon is full of hormones | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:58:28 No.62989862 >\b\ me >be 15 >be agianst pedophiles in general >Also want every single woman I meed to r--- me 62 KB PNG Bros is this normal : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:01:26 No.62989888 You're the guy who says "male r---" should be taken seriously 188 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:02:10 No.62989892 >be 15 Enjoy your ban fagoot
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:58:28 No.62989862 >\b\ me >be 15 >be agianst pedophiles in general >Also want every single woman I meed to r--- me 62 KB PNG Bros is this normal : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:01:26 No.62989888 You're the guy who says "male r---" should be taken seriously 188 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:02:10 No.62989892 >be 15 Enjoy your ban fagoot

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Anon got his own problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?

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Anon plays the autism card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy

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Anon comes home | /r/Greentext

View Announcement : Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)22:46:16 No.850932742 >Be me, old f-- >Decide to browse /b/ for the first time in a decade >lt's all trap p--- and furry s--- >Welcome home anon 73 KB PNG
View Announcement : Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)22:46:16 No.850932742 >Be me, old f-- >Decide to browse /b/ for the first time in a decade >lt's all trap p--- and furry s--- >Welcome home anon 73 KB PNG

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Anon hits puberty | /r/Greentext

File: hhc91v6myOw31.jpg (37 KB, 780x585) O Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)07:42:02 No.850884740 [Reply] >>850893718 >be me >wash face twice per day with cleanser >moisturise >sunscreen >drink water >change pillow case daily >2 rounds of Accutane. >still get f------ acne >be chad >use 10 in 1 shampoo, body wash, ass wash, toilet cleaner. >dry face with towel he dries his ass with >flawless skin Why is life so cruel
File: hhc91v6myOw31.jpg (37 KB, 780x585) O Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)07:42:02 No.850884740 [Reply] >>850893718 >be me >wash face twice per day with cleanser >moisturise >sunscreen >drink water >change pillow case daily >2 rounds of Accutane. >still get f------ acne >be chad >use 10 in 1 shampoo, body wash, ass wash, toilet cleaner. >dry face with towel he dries his ass with >flawless skin Why is life so cruel

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Queue to the left | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)01:53:57 No.62976706 >friend breaks up with her bf >she jokes that she can be my gf now >she sits in my lap while I wrap my arms around her 42 KB PNG >try to contain boner >her ex comes over and sees us, don't say anything >she comes in my room and says we should "nap" together >cuddle with her for like two hours, alternating between spooning, her lying on my chest, her running her hand down my tummy into my pants >cuddle with her while we watch Hook together in my best friend's bed (he doesn't say nothing, just sits on the floor doing something on his laptop) >go on a little date where we order waffles and hash browns together in this little cafe, feeding it to each other >hold hands walking down the street >move to another country for a few months >she finds someone else
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)01:53:57 No.62976706 >friend breaks up with her bf >she jokes that she can be my gf now >she sits in my lap while I wrap my arms around her 42 KB PNG >try to contain boner >her ex comes over and sees us, don't say anything >she comes in my room and says we should "nap" together >cuddle with her for like two hours, alternating between spooning, her lying on my chest, her running her hand down my tummy into my pants >cuddle with her while we watch Hook together in my best friend's bed (he doesn't say nothing, just sits on the floor doing something on his laptop) >go on a little date where we order waffles and hash browns together in this little cafe, feeding it to each other >hold hands walking down the street >move to another country for a few months >she finds someone else

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Anon's bf does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)21:12:37 No.19547616 My bf keeps tickling me until I piss myself, then teasing me for having an accident. It's gotten to the point that l'm keeping mindful of how much water I drink before/when hanging out with him to ensure I 119 KB JPG don't pee much. I've told him I don't want to pee myself, but he just calls me a piss baby and keeps tickling. What do I do?
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)21:12:37 No.19547616 My bf keeps tickling me until I piss myself, then teasing me for having an accident. It's gotten to the point that l'm keeping mindful of how much water I drink before/when hanging out with him to ensure I 119 KB JPG don't pee much. I've told him I don't want to pee myself, but he just calls me a piss baby and keeps tickling. What do I do?

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Time passes 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >l was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE MΕ MY ΤIΜΕ BACK
: Anonymous Time passes 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >l was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE MΕ MY ΤIΜΕ BACK

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Anon pays for feet pics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)21:01:28 No.62988327 >paid an egirl $300 months ago for custom feet pics >she never sent them >she finally responded to my 80th message and sent them today today was a good day bros 37 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)21:01:28 No.62988327 >paid an egirl $300 months ago for custom feet pics >she never sent them >she finally responded to my 80th message and sent them today today was a good day bros 37 KB JPG

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