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: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)16:10:02 No.842743549 Life Playing Half Life reminded me of past event. True story. >be me >in bar with few friends >go for a piss >standing at urinal >4 guys barge in swearing at each 9 KB JPG other, threatening violence >i look over my shoulder, all look about 5'7 and like i could break them in half >they're all squaring up to eachother but i guess don't want a witness >all looking at me now in silence >i finish pissing >turn around with my d--- still out >zip up >go to wash hands >take an age, really getting soap under the nails and into my palms >walk over the blowdryer >one of those that takes like a minute to get hot >a minute of me drying my hands passes and dudes still standing there in silence looking angry as f--- >i walk to the mirror to check my shirt is tucked in nicely, hair looking sharp >spray some deodorant from one of those mini bottles >walk out, tells friends we need to gtfo >next day read in the paper that 1 guy got stabbed inside the bar and 2 people arrested
: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)16:10:02 No.842743549 Life Playing Half Life reminded me of past event. True story. >be me >in bar with few friends >go for a piss >standing at urinal >4 guys barge in swearing at each 9 KB JPG other, threatening violence >i look over my shoulder, all look about 5'7 and like i could break them in half >they're all squaring up to eachother but i guess don't want a witness >all looking at me now in silence >i finish pissing >turn around with my d--- still out >zip up >go to wash hands >take an age, really getting soap under the nails and into my palms >walk over the blowdryer >one of those that takes like a minute to get hot >a minute of me drying my hands passes and dudes still standing there in silence looking angry as f--- >i walk to the mirror to check my shirt is tucked in nicely, hair looking sharp >spray some deodorant from one of those mini bottles >walk out, tells friends we need to gtfo >next day read in the paper that 1 guy got stabbed inside the bar and 2 people arrested

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Anon achieved his mile stone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)19:12:32 No.62994770 >be me >virgin and no girl wants to f--- me >desperately need to achieve this adulthood milestone to have a successful healthy life >get stimmy and spend more than half on it on renting a hotel room 8 KB JPG and a h----- >it's a good investment since once this is done I can finally move on >bitch doesn't let me kiss her but okay >removed condom without her noticing cause I heard it feels better and i need to make my money's worth >finally c-- in her, roll over and start crying over finally having sex >h----- thinks it's unsettling and creepy >doesn't understand the milestone I just achieved Like bitch you are a literal prostitute, you deal with actual creeps daily but a man crying of happiness is weird to you?
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)19:12:32 No.62994770 >be me >virgin and no girl wants to f--- me >desperately need to achieve this adulthood milestone to have a successful healthy life >get stimmy and spend more than half on it on renting a hotel room 8 KB JPG and a h----- >it's a good investment since once this is done I can finally move on >bitch doesn't let me kiss her but okay >removed condom without her noticing cause I heard it feels better and i need to make my money's worth >finally c-- in her, roll over and start crying over finally having sex >h----- thinks it's unsettling and creepy >doesn't understand the milestone I just achieved Like bitch you are a literal prostitute, you deal with actual creeps daily but a man crying of happiness is weird to you?

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Anon gets invited to a party | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)20:04:05 No.850968175 A few years ago, I was at a party. I met this cool guy named Jake who invited me to a party at his apartment. I arrived, and I was cursed at what I saw. >Some naked, short Chinese man running around >Some black DJ who looked like 16 KB JPG Dr Dre playing "I'm Blue." >Jake half asleep, being f----- by some black man >A life sized figure of Jesus smiling >A half naked man asleep with a s----ton of sharpie tattoos I left right away. What the f---? 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)20:13:59 No.850968639 My d--- is out, I'm touching... Continue >>850969654 #
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)20:04:05 No.850968175 A few years ago, I was at a party. I met this cool guy named Jake who invited me to a party at his apartment. I arrived, and I was cursed at what I saw. >Some naked, short Chinese man running around >Some black DJ who looked like 16 KB JPG Dr Dre playing "I'm Blue." >Jake half asleep, being f----- by some black man >A life sized figure of Jesus smiling >A half naked man asleep with a s----ton of sharpie tattoos I left right away. What the f---? 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)20:13:59 No.850968639 My d--- is out, I'm touching... Continue >>850969654 #

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anon bonds wth his father | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: qis8wdt2 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door 55 KB JPG >dad is on the computer, doesnt hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >".well, I can tell you what its not.. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had
Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: qis8wdt2 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door 55 KB JPG >dad is on the computer, doesnt hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >".well, I can tell you what its not.. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had

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Zorba found happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /Med/ pill 09/14/20(Mon)19:34:07 No.57439572 >read the Iliad and the odyssey >decide to try living like the ancient Greeks Greeks were polytheistic and believed that the gods were immortal, but also that they had human qualities; religion became the basis for Greek mythology t the Athei Goddess of wisdom Atente Gadufunima >start eating lots of lamb, vegetables, olive oil, garlic, fish >ready only Ancient Gnof ww Hetes God of underword Go uf fany tess 158 KB JPG Greek/Roman/Mediterranean literature and philosophy >sun my balls every day >start training more compounds, especially Olympic lifts >start growing a beard >listen to meditterranean music >drink only cheap red wine >refer to myself in the 3rd person as "zorba" >lifts skyrocket >interest from women skyrockets H-------- guys why didn't you tell me this was the key to happiness
: Anonymous /Med/ pill 09/14/20(Mon)19:34:07 No.57439572 >read the Iliad and the odyssey >decide to try living like the ancient Greeks Greeks were polytheistic and believed that the gods were immortal, but also that they had human qualities; religion became the basis for Greek mythology t the Athei Goddess of wisdom Atente Gadufunima >start eating lots of lamb, vegetables, olive oil, garlic, fish >ready only Ancient Gnof ww Hetes God of underword Go uf fany tess 158 KB JPG Greek/Roman/Mediterranean literature and philosophy >sun my balls every day >start training more compounds, especially Olympic lifts >start growing a beard >listen to meditterranean music >drink only cheap red wine >refer to myself in the 3rd person as "zorba" >lifts skyrocket >interest from women skyrockets H-------- guys why didn't you tell me this was the key to happiness

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wholesome greentexts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)13:31:05 No.850977444 >grandfather died before I was born >grandma lived a state away >never got to experience growing up with grandparents >eventually move out on my own >neighbors are an old couple >start getting to know them better 471 KB JPG >spend my days off with them >cook meals with the wife, share recipes >husband helps me with hobby projects, work on our cars together >feels like I finally have grandparents >leaving for work today >talk with the husband before I leave >"you have a good day at work, love you buddy" >love you too grandpa >mfw
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)13:31:05 No.850977444 >grandfather died before I was born >grandma lived a state away >never got to experience growing up with grandparents >eventually move out on my own >neighbors are an old couple >start getting to know them better 471 KB JPG >spend my days off with them >cook meals with the wife, share recipes >husband helps me with hobby projects, work on our cars together >feels like I finally have grandparents >leaving for work today >talk with the husband before I leave >"you have a good day at work, love you buddy" >love you too grandpa >mfw

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Anon is jerk (off) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 785700437 10 min. ago •.. >be me >14 year old hypersexual freak >want to bang >get sexual pleasure from showing people my penis >mfw I realized I was an exhibitionist >teacher used to keep blankets in her room because it was always cold >all boys used to play games where you put thumb through zipper and pretended it was their d--- >decide to fulfill myself >put real d--- through zipper >put blanket over d--- >start jacking off >qt3.14 walks by >"anon I know you're not really jacking off" 30.0 kB JPG >mfw she pulls blanket off >c-- into her open mouth because she is screaming >technically sucked my d--- >get suspended, worth it see you later, virgins REPLY Anonymous | 785700885 3 min. ago •.. Das my boi
Anonymous | 785700437 10 min. ago •.. >be me >14 year old hypersexual freak >want to bang >get sexual pleasure from showing people my penis >mfw I realized I was an exhibitionist >teacher used to keep blankets in her room because it was always cold >all boys used to play games where you put thumb through zipper and pretended it was their d--- >decide to fulfill myself >put real d--- through zipper >put blanket over d--- >start jacking off >qt3.14 walks by >"anon I know you're not really jacking off" 30.0 kB JPG >mfw she pulls blanket off >c-- into her open mouth because she is screaming >technically sucked my d--- >get suspended, worth it see you later, virgins REPLY Anonymous | 785700885 3 min. ago •.. Das my boi

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Anon is discovered | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:27 No.850975316 >Be me >Sophomore year in college >Periodically s--- in the top tank of toilets at fraternity and sorority houses during parties >Word spreading around campus about a "serial s------" 77 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:55:14 No.850975586 So it's been you at UVA m-----------?
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:27 No.850975316 >Be me >Sophomore year in college >Periodically s--- in the top tank of toilets at fraternity and sorority houses during parties >Word spreading around campus about a "serial s------" 77 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:55:14 No.850975586 So it's been you at UVA m-----------?

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ok greentext story time 03/31/21(Wed)05:44:06 No.62987713 >meet this guy on instagram he seems cool so why not >chat throughout the day >asks if i want to rp tonight >sure why not can't be that bad >do the sexy sexy sex rp >that was fine i guess 6 KB JPG >fast foward >done rps with him almost everyday >exchanged d--- pics and vids of him fingering himself >he legit wants me to f--- him someday >he probably has a crush on me help bros what do i do 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:10:48 No.62988821 >>62987713 (OP) # Just f--- him, anon. Why would you do the gay ahit of you don't wanna do the really gay s---? : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:19:55 No.62988911 >>62987713 (OP) # >do erotic rp with a guy >surprised when the guy wants you to f--- him You are genuinely stupid, aren't you?
: Anonymous ok greentext story time 03/31/21(Wed)05:44:06 No.62987713 >meet this guy on instagram he seems cool so why not >chat throughout the day >asks if i want to rp tonight >sure why not can't be that bad >do the sexy sexy sex rp >that was fine i guess 6 KB JPG >fast foward >done rps with him almost everyday >exchanged d--- pics and vids of him fingering himself >he legit wants me to f--- him someday >he probably has a crush on me help bros what do i do 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:10:48 No.62988821 >>62987713 (OP) # Just f--- him, anon. Why would you do the gay ahit of you don't wanna do the really gay s---? : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:19:55 No.62988911 >>62987713 (OP) # >do erotic rp with a guy >surprised when the guy wants you to f--- him You are genuinely stupid, aren't you?

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Anon gets accused | /r/Greentext

35m (3/30 19:24) · 62982374 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 74KB · (700 × 367) ACAUTION >be me in 6th grade >Girl accuses me of tripping her and kicking her in the legs until they broke back in 4th grade >Literally the first l'm hearing of this >W-- no I didn't >She insists I did >I have an excellent memory and would remember doing something so insanely violent >King of argue with her but let it drop >Still think about what she said from time to time slightly worried I somehow did that >Find out today that the girl is now a professional spirit medium who charges $300 per month to channel angels and the deceased She is now 100% confirmed for either delusional or a liar and Im feeling pretty validated.
35m (3/30 19:24) · 62982374 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 74KB · (700 × 367) ACAUTION >be me in 6th grade >Girl accuses me of tripping her and kicking her in the legs until they broke back in 4th grade >Literally the first l'm hearing of this >W-- no I didn't >She insists I did >I have an excellent memory and would remember doing something so insanely violent >King of argue with her but let it drop >Still think about what she said from time to time slightly worried I somehow did that >Find out today that the girl is now a professional spirit medium who charges $300 per month to channel angels and the deceased She is now 100% confirmed for either delusional or a liar and Im feeling pretty validated.

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Play-by-play | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because l'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >l can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because l'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >l can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry

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Anon doesn't like Onlyfans. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Women cannot live life hard 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:25 No.62993036 IIl explain >Be born a female >Get a vagina >Be 9-12, hit puberty >Petrutiry gland spits out hormones resulting in fat distribution to certain parts of the body 557 KB JPG >Develops t---, ass and hips >No effort required on part of female >Turn 18 >Start onlyfans >Retire at 25 with a college degree and no debt >Society cant judge you for any of this anymore So yeah it must be so hard being a female. S--- you dont even need to diet these days because alot of girls who eat just get b------- and fatter asses anyway. : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:58:29 No.62993087 >>62993036 (OP) # >Life is so hard guys, look how huge my nose is 366 KB JPG
: Anonymous Women cannot live life hard 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:25 No.62993036 IIl explain >Be born a female >Get a vagina >Be 9-12, hit puberty >Petrutiry gland spits out hormones resulting in fat distribution to certain parts of the body 557 KB JPG >Develops t---, ass and hips >No effort required on part of female >Turn 18 >Start onlyfans >Retire at 25 with a college degree and no debt >Society cant judge you for any of this anymore So yeah it must be so hard being a female. S--- you dont even need to diet these days because alot of girls who eat just get b------- and fatter asses anyway. : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:58:29 No.62993087 >>62993036 (OP) # >Life is so hard guys, look how huge my nose is 366 KB JPG

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Femanon dates based anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/18(Wed)22:44:42 No.107112418 >really hot tall guy at my school asked me to the movies >told me to wear a dress with nothing underneath >he was the hottest guy by far to ever ask me out so i did it >in theater, back row, maybe 20 other people there >he starts fingering me, not even kissing >it's hot but he keeps pushing further >starts feeling up the back of my dress with his other hand >bare ass now on disgusting theater seat >suddenly slides dress completely off me >grabs dress and purse and runs out laughing he was my ride and he actually left. drove away and didn't come back. fair to say a few hundred people saw me naked and crying that day. >107112488 # >>107112499 # >>107112525 # >>107112724 # >>107112830 # >>107114230 # >>107114306 # >>107114540 # >>107114650 # >107115174 # >>107115198 # >>107115356 # >>107116757 #
: Anonymous 12/12/18(Wed)22:44:42 No.107112418 >really hot tall guy at my school asked me to the movies >told me to wear a dress with nothing underneath >he was the hottest guy by far to ever ask me out so i did it >in theater, back row, maybe 20 other people there >he starts fingering me, not even kissing >it's hot but he keeps pushing further >starts feeling up the back of my dress with his other hand >bare ass now on disgusting theater seat >suddenly slides dress completely off me >grabs dress and purse and runs out laughing he was my ride and he actually left. drove away and didn't come back. fair to say a few hundred people saw me naked and crying that day. >107112488 # >>107112499 # >>107112525 # >>107112724 # >>107112830 # >>107114230 # >>107114306 # >>107114540 # >>107114650 # >107115174 # >>107115198 # >>107115356 # >>107116757 #

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/sci/ anon is a calculator gamer. | /r/Greentext

>be me today >statistics exam >feel like s--- because I don't know s--- >randomly type in calculator to pass time >5318008 >flip calculator >BOOBIES >smile like a retard >professor sees I turned around the calculator >mfw
>be me today >statistics exam >feel like s--- because I don't know s--- >randomly type in calculator to pass time >5318008 >flip calculator >BOOBIES >smile like a retard >professor sees I turned around the calculator >mfw

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Anon lost the game of life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)11:55:46 No.62993068 >1 chance at life >born a virgin 32 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)11:55:46 No.62993068 >1 chance at life >born a virgin 32 KB JPG

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Femanon has it hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous H 04/29/18(Sun)12:45:22 No.45023180 "fembots have it easy etc" >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >meet some married 37yo at hotel >being penetrated when you're not really into it is uncomfortable, 85 KB JPG painful even >he didn't even bother to eat a mint before kissing me >get dressed and go home how exactly is this supposed to make me less lonely than boy robots? : Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:38 No.45023199 >>45023227 # Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:51 No.45023208 >>45023180 (OP) # >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >can't That's all. >>45023238 # >>45026309 # >>45027443 #
: Anonymous H 04/29/18(Sun)12:45:22 No.45023180 "fembots have it easy etc" >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >meet some married 37yo at hotel >being penetrated when you're not really into it is uncomfortable, 85 KB JPG painful even >he didn't even bother to eat a mint before kissing me >get dressed and go home how exactly is this supposed to make me less lonely than boy robots? : Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:38 No.45023199 >>45023227 # Anonymous 04/29/18(Sun)12:46:51 No.45023208 >>45023180 (OP) # >be me on my 18th birthday >decide to lose my virginity >can't That's all. >>45023238 # >>45026309 # >>45027443 #

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Anon has comunication issues | /r/Greentext

>Be me edgy black 15 y.o >Lonely as f--- during the pandemic > Start playing online multiplayer games >Boot up Cod > Make a few friends they seem around my age >We play for the next couple of weeks > One specific match gets toxic >I call an enemy player a "F------ N-----" > My teammates are appalled >I try to explain that I'm black > Sound white as f--- > Match ends > They unfriend me >I curl up in a ball and cry > Fml
>Be me edgy black 15 y.o >Lonely as f--- during the pandemic > Start playing online multiplayer games >Boot up Cod > Make a few friends they seem around my age >We play for the next couple of weeks > One specific match gets toxic >I call an enemy player a "F------ N-----" > My teammates are appalled >I try to explain that I'm black > Sound white as f--- > Match ends > They unfriend me >I curl up in a ball and cry > Fml

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Anon has a family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me

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Anon doesn't want to pay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)06:31:53 No.62990445 >invite escort over my house >while shes trying to tell me I have to pay first to fug i'm stalling so | can c--. I j------- and c-- in front of her >she leaves angry 221 KB PNG What are the chances a pimp is going to be coming knocking on my door? its been about 30 minutes and nothing has happened
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)06:31:53 No.62990445 >invite escort over my house >while shes trying to tell me I have to pay first to fug i'm stalling so | can c--. I j------- and c-- in front of her >she leaves angry 221 KB PNG What are the chances a pimp is going to be coming knocking on my door? its been about 30 minutes and nothing has happened

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:49:51 No.62989213 >be me >In networking administration class >All online >Have weekly discussion threads for participation >This week the question was "what are you favorite and least 190 KB JPG favorite things about local area networks >Answer that my favorite part about LAN is playing counter strike at LAN parties with my friends and least favorite part is dealing with cables >Every other answer is just stuff about how it's good for businesses and s--- and bad because you can only use it in a small location I think I may be retarded
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:49:51 No.62989213 >be me >In networking administration class >All online >Have weekly discussion threads for participation >This week the question was "what are you favorite and least 190 KB JPG favorite things about local area networks >Answer that my favorite part about LAN is playing counter strike at LAN parties with my friends and least favorite part is dealing with cables >Every other answer is just stuff about how it's good for businesses and s--- and bad because you can only use it in a small location I think I may be retarded

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