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: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)09:25:49 No.850297827 >be me with a fiance of 5 years >she likes to play beat saber on the scuffed vr headset i have >decide to buy a valve index for birthday >she loves it >she starts to get heavy into vrchat 75 KB JPG >she gets drunk one night and i look over at her screen on her desktop and theres a vrchat window and shes kissing some random eboy in vrchat >What the f--- are you doing?? >get p----- and dip >she writes me a letter the next day saying she wants to explore herself and wants to take a break >she ghosts me for a f------ week >i decide to make us talk,says she wont get into a relationship but she doesnt feel sexually compatible with me anymore >i paid 1000$ so i could get cucked by vrchat catboy fantasies /b/ros, what the f--- do i do, is it even worth trying to save this s---?
: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)09:25:49 No.850297827 >be me with a fiance of 5 years >she likes to play beat saber on the scuffed vr headset i have >decide to buy a valve index for birthday >she loves it >she starts to get heavy into vrchat 75 KB JPG >she gets drunk one night and i look over at her screen on her desktop and theres a vrchat window and shes kissing some random eboy in vrchat >What the f--- are you doing?? >get p----- and dip >she writes me a letter the next day saying she wants to explore herself and wants to take a break >she ghosts me for a f------ week >i decide to make us talk,says she wont get into a relationship but she doesnt feel sexually compatible with me anymore >i paid 1000$ so i could get cucked by vrchat catboy fantasies /b/ros, what the f--- do i do, is it even worth trying to save this s---?

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Anon forgets cleanliness is next to Godliness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)10:13:43 No.62862706 >forgot to shower my cumsock again 30 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.62863182 >>62862706 (OP)# >looks like its that time again >pick up the "sock" >turn on shower >throw it in like a grenade then quickly close the door >the "sock's" stone like texture melts away and the newly rejuvenated sock springs to life > you told yourself that you would have cleaned it sooner but no, you got lazy and now you have to deal with the consequences you have created, >it slams against the door again and again each time leaving a white puddle on the the door >it barks at you like an attack dog >its strikes get weaker and weaker until it calls out in a whimper as the white liquid possessing it has finished spiraling down the drain >dry off sock then use it until you have to do this all over again
: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)10:13:43 No.62862706 >forgot to shower my cumsock again 30 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.62863182 >>62862706 (OP)# >looks like its that time again >pick up the "sock" >turn on shower >throw it in like a grenade then quickly close the door >the "sock's" stone like texture melts away and the newly rejuvenated sock springs to life > you told yourself that you would have cleaned it sooner but no, you got lazy and now you have to deal with the consequences you have created, >it slams against the door again and again each time leaving a white puddle on the the door >it barks at you like an attack dog >its strikes get weaker and weaker until it calls out in a whimper as the white liquid possessing it has finished spiraling down the drain >dry off sock then use it until you have to do this all over again

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

1. #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself
1. #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself

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Does this count as beastiality? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)19:58:26 No.850246348 >Be me, horny >Live in Texas during cricket season >Decide to get out ol reliable, my flashlight >Find me some good p--- >Lube ol reliable up, lube my d--- 26 KB JPG up >Begin slowly sticking my d--- in >Ahhh, feels good >Thrusts hard >Feels a crunch >Too horny to care, it's probably just some old j--- or something >Continue f------ until I c-- inside >Pull out and check the damage >D--- is covered in legs and guts, still twitching
: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)19:58:26 No.850246348 >Be me, horny >Live in Texas during cricket season >Decide to get out ol reliable, my flashlight >Find me some good p--- >Lube ol reliable up, lube my d--- 26 KB JPG up >Begin slowly sticking my d--- in >Ahhh, feels good >Thrusts hard >Feels a crunch >Too horny to care, it's probably just some old j--- or something >Continue f------ until I c-- inside >Pull out and check the damage >D--- is covered in legs and guts, still twitching

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For real tho | /r/Greentext

What did he mean by this? Anonymous (ID: tiiG2Fcw 03/22/21 (Mon)06:42:30 No.313158322 >>313158791 >>313158861 >>313158870 >>313159038 >>313159471 >>313159971 >313161299 >>313162500 >>313162789 >>313162972 >>313163280 >>313164335 >>313164347 >>313164565 >313164760 >be head of the propaganda ministry >spend your life portraying jews as >short >ugly >frail >deformed Or: BOLBBEL also >look like this
What did he mean by this? Anonymous (ID: tiiG2Fcw 03/22/21 (Mon)06:42:30 No.313158322 >>313158791 >>313158861 >>313158870 >>313159038 >>313159471 >>313159971 >313161299 >>313162500 >>313162789 >>313162972 >>313163280 >>313164335 >>313164347 >>313164565 >313164760 >be head of the propaganda ministry >spend your life portraying jews as >short >ugly >frail >deformed Or: BOLBBEL also >look like this

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Anon orders pizza | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8BkctV43) 03/18/14(Tue)23:52:30 UTC-7 No.537925360 Replies: Alright /b/ so I f----- a pizza girl today (Yes they exist). Here's the story. >Ordering pizza >Pizza hut m----------- >Excited to eat >Nice looking girl appears >The girl is 8/10 >Holy muddafuckin s--- >Erection incoming >D--- is fully erect >Oh s--- >"Ok sir that's gonna be $20" >"Right. Why don't you come inside?" >Girl agrees >Erection is still there >Take $20 >"Ok here you go sexy" >Niggawhatthefuckwasthat.jpg >Think of something to avoid the situation >"Hey so you think im sexy eh?" >ERECTION GETS SUPER HARD >F--- what do I say? >"Let me go get something" >Oh I'm so smooth >Ok so it's my chance to get laid I think >Run back when suddenly >Erect penis gets grabbed >Virginity will be lost >Erotic as f--- >Ready to f--- >"You like the way I feel your c---?" >"Big isn't it?" >"Of course" >D--- goes in her mouth >Yeahthisfeelsgood.jpg >Wonder Woman couldn't suck this good >"Alright Anon. Do whatever you want." >Lick her vagina >Kind of smells >Time to lick some t--- >Hell yeah >Everything about this is awesome >D--- goes in vagina >Itfeelsgood.jpg >Never felt so good in my life >Oh yeah >See that she's enjoying it >About to c-- >Ultimate orgasm >Ready? Look at the first letters of every sentence m8.
Anonymous (ID: 8BkctV43) 03/18/14(Tue)23:52:30 UTC-7 No.537925360 Replies: Alright /b/ so I f----- a pizza girl today (Yes they exist). Here's the story. >Ordering pizza >Pizza hut m----------- >Excited to eat >Nice looking girl appears >The girl is 8/10 >Holy muddafuckin s--- >Erection incoming >D--- is fully erect >Oh s--- >"Ok sir that's gonna be $20" >"Right. Why don't you come inside?" >Girl agrees >Erection is still there >Take $20 >"Ok here you go sexy" >Niggawhatthefuckwasthat.jpg >Think of something to avoid the situation >"Hey so you think im sexy eh?" >ERECTION GETS SUPER HARD >F--- what do I say? >"Let me go get something" >Oh I'm so smooth >Ok so it's my chance to get laid I think >Run back when suddenly >Erect penis gets grabbed >Virginity will be lost >Erotic as f--- >Ready to f--- >"You like the way I feel your c---?" >"Big isn't it?" >"Of course" >D--- goes in her mouth >Yeahthisfeelsgood.jpg >Wonder Woman couldn't suck this good >"Alright Anon. Do whatever you want." >Lick her vagina >Kind of smells >Time to lick some t--- >Hell yeah >Everything about this is awesome >D--- goes in vagina >Itfeelsgood.jpg >Never felt so good in my life >Oh yeah >See that she's enjoying it >About to c-- >Ultimate orgasm >Ready? Look at the first letters of every sentence m8.

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Anon is disappointed at redditors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)18:57:12 No.850270956 ► >>850271455 >>850271935 >>850273548 >>850273756 >>850273937 >>850274139 >Decide to visit Reddit >Tons of bs about how Trump is racist and Biden has never done anything wrong >Decide to troll these f------ >Make comments about Biden's incredibly racist history >One retard asks for proof >Link a video of Biden saying n----- in a senate meeting Banned from Reddit for posting a video that had the n-word in it >mfw W-- redditfags?
Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)18:57:12 No.850270956 ► >>850271455 >>850271935 >>850273548 >>850273756 >>850273937 >>850274139 >Decide to visit Reddit >Tons of bs about how Trump is racist and Biden has never done anything wrong >Decide to troll these f------ >Make comments about Biden's incredibly racist history >One retard asks for proof >Link a video of Biden saying n----- in a senate meeting Banned from Reddit for posting a video that had the n-word in it >mfw W-- redditfags?

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Anon's asshole spreads far and wide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous greentext #2238547524395742546(...) 08/13/18(Mon)18:31:04 No.47484032 >be me >play some plague inc >name my disease "my a------" >mfw my a------ is spreading fast >mfw my a------ destroys 8 KB JPG humanity
: Anonymous greentext #2238547524395742546(...) 08/13/18(Mon)18:31:04 No.47484032 >be me >play some plague inc >name my disease "my a------" >mfw my a------ is spreading fast >mfw my a------ destroys 8 KB JPG humanity

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Anon is a horny autist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3 minutes ago 850250357 НАНАНА VE HAD ENOUGH! >be me >14 >parents go shopping for a couple hours >l'm left home alone >l get really horny and start thinking of ways I could make wanking feel like the real thing >light_bulb.jpg >remember that i have a vacuum with a plastic tube >l insert my d--- into the tube and flip the power switch on Oh god the pain >l try to take off the tube but can't >by the time I turn off the vacuum my weiner is swollen and red >parents come back home 30 minutes later >l explain to them what happened and they take me to my docter the next day for a checkup My parents threw away the vacuum and they try to pretend it never happened but my brother still brings it up 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 minute ago 850250469 >850250357 (OP) You forgot the part where they diagnosed you with autism for being such a f------ retard
Anonymous 3 minutes ago 850250357 НАНАНА VE HAD ENOUGH! >be me >14 >parents go shopping for a couple hours >l'm left home alone >l get really horny and start thinking of ways I could make wanking feel like the real thing >light_bulb.jpg >remember that i have a vacuum with a plastic tube >l insert my d--- into the tube and flip the power switch on Oh god the pain >l try to take off the tube but can't >by the time I turn off the vacuum my weiner is swollen and red >parents come back home 30 minutes later >l explain to them what happened and they take me to my docter the next day for a checkup My parents threw away the vacuum and they try to pretend it never happened but my brother still brings it up 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 minute ago 850250469 >850250357 (OP) You forgot the part where they diagnosed you with autism for being such a f------ retard

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Anon tries to play warzone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me PEPE OF DUTY > 125mb left > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---
: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me PEPE OF DUTY > 125mb left > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---

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Anon is missed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)21:14:36 No.850251504 >Be me, poor student, pretty depressed >Hate london where I go to uni >Went to KFC near flat a ton, am a fat f--- >Move back home cuz pandemic >Depression still not gone, probably am going to be a failure in life >Year later, go to London for the first time in a year for some work >Miss my train back home, fml >Train station is near old flat, goes for old times' sake >Manager says: "hey anon, haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?" >Tf when the KFC guy cares more about me than my friends
Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)21:14:36 No.850251504 >Be me, poor student, pretty depressed >Hate london where I go to uni >Went to KFC near flat a ton, am a fat f--- >Move back home cuz pandemic >Depression still not gone, probably am going to be a failure in life >Year later, go to London for the first time in a year for some work >Miss my train back home, fml >Train station is near old flat, goes for old times' sake >Manager says: "hey anon, haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?" >Tf when the KFC guy cares more about me than my friends

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Anon beats up a kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)22:39:08 No.530509968 >Be me >First day of first grade >Dont really know anybody >See some girl that looks really 1.42 MB GIF cute >I start walking over >Random kid walks up >Says, yo thats my girlfriend >Girl in back starts laughing >So many emotions come forth >Decide the only logical thing to do is punch the f----- in jaw >Yell, "GET WRECKED F------ >Nurse runs up says, "What have you done?" >Turns out I broke the f------ jaw >Never allowed to teach at that school again.
Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)22:39:08 No.530509968 >Be me >First day of first grade >Dont really know anybody >See some girl that looks really 1.42 MB GIF cute >I start walking over >Random kid walks up >Says, yo thats my girlfriend >Girl in back starts laughing >So many emotions come forth >Decide the only logical thing to do is punch the f----- in jaw >Yell, "GET WRECKED F------ >Nurse runs up says, "What have you done?" >Turns out I broke the f------ jaw >Never allowed to teach at that school again.

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Zuckerberg Saves Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)11:33:13 No.62864055 >2046 >This is it, my life is over. Everything is crashing down upon me >Wife left me after my weight surpassed 350lbs >Zuckerberg re-elected to serve second 741 KB JPG term >Won after 3.6 million electronic Facebook-ballots found during recount, independent fact checkers verify them as legit >The line between what is content and what is me continues to become more and more muddled as the algorithms come to know me better than I know myself >Life is meaningless, got useless degree in Internet Influencer Sciences >How can I influence others if I can't even influence myself? >Begin to see advertisements for rope >Begin to see suspiciously specific advertisements for rope that is guaranteed to hold 350lbs or more >Ads know its time... I know its time... >Buy rope, head to local park. A tree I used to climb when I was a kid. Last place I know of that doesn't have ads. >Tie noose... this is it >Fleet of black sedans screech into park, surround me >Zuckerberg exits vehicle, inches towards me >Hands me 9 mil Ruger hand gun > "Use this, it will be less painful" >Cartwheels back to car, winks at me, drives away Thanks, Zuck
: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)11:33:13 No.62864055 >2046 >This is it, my life is over. Everything is crashing down upon me >Wife left me after my weight surpassed 350lbs >Zuckerberg re-elected to serve second 741 KB JPG term >Won after 3.6 million electronic Facebook-ballots found during recount, independent fact checkers verify them as legit >The line between what is content and what is me continues to become more and more muddled as the algorithms come to know me better than I know myself >Life is meaningless, got useless degree in Internet Influencer Sciences >How can I influence others if I can't even influence myself? >Begin to see advertisements for rope >Begin to see suspiciously specific advertisements for rope that is guaranteed to hold 350lbs or more >Ads know its time... I know its time... >Buy rope, head to local park. A tree I used to climb when I was a kid. Last place I know of that doesn't have ads. >Tie noose... this is it >Fleet of black sedans screech into park, surround me >Zuckerberg exits vehicle, inches towards me >Hands me 9 mil Ruger hand gun > "Use this, it will be less painful" >Cartwheels back to car, winks at me, drives away Thanks, Zuck

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Anon likes computers | /r/Greentext

>be me >kinda poor, live with family doing stupid work for them >hate my life wanna get the f--- out of there >have a knack for fixing computers >picrelated >family gives me a broken computer to fix 150 KB JPG >okaywhatever.jpg >on computer is a message for this old dudel know on the other side of town >whatthefuck.avi >take the computer to the weird guy >walk through bad part of town and get attacked by the f------ locals (insane) >weird guy saves me >give computer to him >he decides he needs my help to rescue somebody >what >we leave town, he's in trouble with the cops and get's chased out >whatthefuck have I gotten myself into??? >meet some weird guy who has a very large furry dog who he takes everywhere with him >Weird guy straight up murders somebody in front of us. >We find the person the old guy's trying to save >tbh she's pretty hot >hope she's not my sister Anyway then I blew up the deathstar.
>be me >kinda poor, live with family doing stupid work for them >hate my life wanna get the f--- out of there >have a knack for fixing computers >picrelated >family gives me a broken computer to fix 150 KB JPG >okaywhatever.jpg >on computer is a message for this old dudel know on the other side of town >whatthefuck.avi >take the computer to the weird guy >walk through bad part of town and get attacked by the f------ locals (insane) >weird guy saves me >give computer to him >he decides he needs my help to rescue somebody >what >we leave town, he's in trouble with the cops and get's chased out >whatthefuck have I gotten myself into??? >meet some weird guy who has a very large furry dog who he takes everywhere with him >Weird guy straight up murders somebody in front of us. >We find the person the old guy's trying to save >tbh she's pretty hot >hope she's not my sister Anyway then I blew up the deathstar.

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Anon becomes a mom | /r/Greentext

(Return] (Catalog) [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 6 23 / 4/16/3 File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(..).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:57:10 No.834132595 22834133294 >>834132683 >>834132875 >>834133068 >>834133238 >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >runs off to her room >wife just shakes her head at me Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:59:03 No.834132683 >>834132922 >834132977 >>834132595 (OP). Pics of daughter or it didn't happen. Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:03:03 No.834132875 >>834132595 (OP). top kek >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >when she finally comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i just roll with it >tell her to not refer to me as 'dad", but 'mom' >she looks confused Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:04:47 No.834132977 34133042 4133139 83413327 2s831133406 234114 634133461 File: eb5cBzb.jpg (36 KB, 600x800) >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >i start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her to stop being a bigoted transphobe >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >might just have her teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet >>834132683 Ok, you asked for it
(Return] (Catalog) [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 6 23 / 4/16/3 File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(..).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:57:10 No.834132595 22834133294 >>834132683 >>834132875 >>834133068 >>834133238 >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >runs off to her room >wife just shakes her head at me Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:59:03 No.834132683 >>834132922 >834132977 >>834132595 (OP). Pics of daughter or it didn't happen. Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:03:03 No.834132875 >>834132595 (OP). top kek >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >when she finally comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i just roll with it >tell her to not refer to me as 'dad", but 'mom' >she looks confused Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:04:47 No.834132977 34133042 4133139 83413327 2s831133406 234114 634133461 File: eb5cBzb.jpg (36 KB, 600x800) >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >i start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her to stop being a bigoted transphobe >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >might just have her teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet >>834132683 Ok, you asked for it

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anon goes to get a haircut | /r/Greentext

File: deadmeme.png (96 KB, 241x228) Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)12:16:49 No.21278443 [Reply] >go get haircut >haircut person starts talking to you O Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)12:17:23 No.21278460 >haircut person jesus christ.
File: deadmeme.png (96 KB, 241x228) Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)12:16:49 No.21278443 [Reply] >go get haircut >haircut person starts talking to you O Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)12:17:23 No.21278460 >haircut person jesus christ.

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Anon gets justice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)14:26:22 No.62865424 >be 17 in hs >have gf with ugly duckling syndrome OR >eventually, her stacey friend tells her to dump me because she can 110 KB JPG do better >stay forever alone for 5+ years >be 3 months ago >get normiebook and stalk my ex from long ago >read her passionate FB post about how her best friend was slammed into by a garbage truck and died while driving to work >mfw it was Stacy
: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)14:26:22 No.62865424 >be 17 in hs >have gf with ugly duckling syndrome OR >eventually, her stacey friend tells her to dump me because she can 110 KB JPG do better >stay forever alone for 5+ years >be 3 months ago >get normiebook and stalk my ex from long ago >read her passionate FB post about how her best friend was slammed into by a garbage truck and died while driving to work >mfw it was Stacy

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Femanon exercises her big girl rights. | /r/Greentext

: Couch !ncKvmqq0Bs 03/22/21(Mon)06:46:02 No.62860960 >sitting around >decide to go to store >see wine >decide to buy it since I'm a big girl now >guy at store is like "uh .you got an 65 KB PNG ID?" >whip out my ID and bam! >buy wine for the first time ever >get home >realize I can't open it cause no cork opener >.. . >>62861263 # : Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)07:28:38 No.62861263 >>62860960 # >>realize I can't open it cause no cork opener I LOLed. But was there seriously no corkscrew in the whole house? Not even a Swiss Army Knife?
: Couch !ncKvmqq0Bs 03/22/21(Mon)06:46:02 No.62860960 >sitting around >decide to go to store >see wine >decide to buy it since I'm a big girl now >guy at store is like "uh .you got an 65 KB PNG ID?" >whip out my ID and bam! >buy wine for the first time ever >get home >realize I can't open it cause no cork opener >.. . >>62861263 # : Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)07:28:38 No.62861263 >>62860960 # >>realize I can't open it cause no cork opener I LOLed. But was there seriously no corkscrew in the whole house? Not even a Swiss Army Knife?

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You wanna go out sometime? I have a d--- .a few weeks later. Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)08:37:27 No.850212727 [Reply] >>850218453 >>850218870 >be t----- >start a tinder where I don't tell anyone I have a d--- >get matches >guys want meet up >guys want to smash my non-existent p--- >date on Tuesday >too scared to tell him I have a d--- pic unrelated
You wanna go out sometime? I have a d--- .a few weeks later. Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)08:37:27 No.850212727 [Reply] >>850218453 >>850218870 >be t----- >start a tinder where I don't tell anyone I have a d--- >get matches >guys want meet up >guys want to smash my non-existent p--- >date on Tuesday >too scared to tell him I have a d--- pic unrelated

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Anonymous ID: 5FdjSAe3 No.579192905 55 seconds ago >be me >Carry gun around the house >gf asks why gun >look her dead in eye >"m------------ Decepticons" >she laughed >l laughed >toaster laughed >shoot toaster >nottoday.gif
Anonymous ID: 5FdjSAe3 No.579192905 55 seconds ago >be me >Carry gun around the house >gf asks why gun >look her dead in eye >"m------------ Decepticons" >she laughed >l laughed >toaster laughed >shoot toaster >nottoday.gif

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