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I don't want to be a f----- /b/","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/958/235/ad6.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/958/235/ad6.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":267,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/958/235/ad6.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2958209","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2958236","created_at":"2024-11-28T01:21:03-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"a day ago","updated_at":"2024-11-28T01:25:10-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"a day ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Not fake but gay | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2958235-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":47,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2958235/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2958235/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2958235-greentext-stories#comments","id":2958235,"offset":22,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2958209-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.8801048 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend v for a >B org > AOAA EAS a m er Tur > >WA Kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love snugg >It feels nice but I'm a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. ? | b be a f----- /b/","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/958/209/cf4.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; 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