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Anon has a Racist Grandpa | /r/Greentext

3:56 37m (3/3 15:18) · 72438349 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 × 659) · E995A8A3-0066-4651-A5EC-D21D653DDC47.jpg 1 Reply 4 98% >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa 21m (3/3 15:35). 72438518 >>72438349 (OP) Why do you like wetbacks?
3:56 37m (3/3 15:18) · 72438349 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 × 659) · E995A8A3-0066-4651-A5EC-D21D653DDC47.jpg 1 Reply 4 98% >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa 21m (3/3 15:35). 72438518 >>72438349 (OP) Why do you like wetbacks?

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Anon Thinks His Friend is Based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer
: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer

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Anon makes the ultimate sacrifice for Lent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/03/23(Fri)12:47:10 No.72435110 >be me >give up cooming for Lent >not bad aside from intrusive thoughts (that's always tho) >notice girls are admiring more than usual >ChristlsKing.jpg >today a girl messages me on Discord >starts flirting and teasing >I get diamonds >oh no >arm is pressing into lap trying to hold r----------- down >I pull away and try to focus >even just reading her words puts me over the edge >MASSIVE load in my shorts >oh god oh f--- What do /r9k/ bros, am I damned for all eternity?
: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/03/23(Fri)12:47:10 No.72435110 >be me >give up cooming for Lent >not bad aside from intrusive thoughts (that's always tho) >notice girls are admiring more than usual >ChristlsKing.jpg >today a girl messages me on Discord >starts flirting and teasing >I get diamonds >oh no >arm is pressing into lap trying to hold r----------- down >I pull away and try to focus >even just reading her words puts me over the edge >MASSIVE load in my shorts >oh god oh f--- What do /r9k/ bros, am I damned for all eternity?

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Anon becomes a chad.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 11 Replies / 7 Images 19 KB PNG 04/12/18(Thu)20:03:59 No.44627714 >cashier accidentally said "love you" at the checkout See you virgins later. I must hang with my own chadly kind now. View Thread 04/12/18(Thu)20:28:47 No.44628062 >mommy said im cute later losers
: Anonymous 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 11 Replies / 7 Images 19 KB PNG 04/12/18(Thu)20:03:59 No.44627714 >cashier accidentally said "love you" at the checkout See you virgins later. I must hang with my own chadly kind now. View Thread 04/12/18(Thu)20:28:47 No.44628062 >mommy said im cute later losers

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Anon realises | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous Anonymous 708 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)21:21:10 No.72437301 >Muh sports car goes VROOM VROOM View Thread 03/03/23(Fri)21:23:22 No.72437326 03/03/23(Fri)21:24:23 No.72437333 >>72437301 (OP) # >I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE ARBITRARY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS
: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous Anonymous 708 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)21:21:10 No.72437301 >Muh sports car goes VROOM VROOM View Thread 03/03/23(Fri)21:23:22 No.72437326 03/03/23(Fri)21:24:23 No.72437333 >>72437301 (OP) # >I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE ARBITRARY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

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Anon watches ig reels and simps for actresses that look like children | /r/Greentext

9h (3/3 13:55) 895278099 · 79 Re. 15 Img JPG 320KB (1080 x 1347) 1674834050526226.jpg 14 Replies She really had us in a choke-hold for like1.5 months. 9h (3/3 13:55) · 895278111 8 Replies >>895278099 (OP) Nobody with an adult life and priorities gave a s--- >>895278111 >trips 9h (3/3 14:02) 895278296 3 Replies 9h (3/3 13:59) · 895278219 JPG 348KB (1280 × 1920) Ortega.jpg . She's a flat, skinny, slack-jawed f----- who f----- n------ on screen in not one but TWO films - X & The Fallout - and to me the bitch doesn't even f------ exist.
9h (3/3 13:55) 895278099 · 79 Re. 15 Img JPG 320KB (1080 x 1347) 1674834050526226.jpg 14 Replies She really had us in a choke-hold for like1.5 months. 9h (3/3 13:55) · 895278111 8 Replies >>895278099 (OP) Nobody with an adult life and priorities gave a s--- >>895278111 >trips 9h (3/3 14:02) 895278296 3 Replies 9h (3/3 13:59) · 895278219 JPG 348KB (1280 × 1920) Ortega.jpg . She's a flat, skinny, slack-jawed f----- who f----- n------ on screen in not one but TWO films - X & The Fallout - and to me the bitch doesn't even f------ exist.

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Anon had a little bit of trouble with Lanius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 543509053 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLIES 2 sa. önce >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 6 İMAGES RE
Anonymous | 543509053 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLIES 2 sa. önce >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 6 İMAGES RE

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On the road again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:48:00 No.69535039 >give my car to my sister >she loses the purse with the keys in >tells the family that we can't be angry at her because she's already "stressed" by the situation >just f------ slept all day long hoping for the purse just pops out >is already planning to go out again tonight >my car is still in another city and the keys might be in someone else hands Should I just beat her to death? 26 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:49:55 No.69535057 I'm not gonna lie to you bro, this is your fault (see the first line of your greentext).
: Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:48:00 No.69535039 >give my car to my sister >she loses the purse with the keys in >tells the family that we can't be angry at her because she's already "stressed" by the situation >just f------ slept all day long hoping for the purse just pops out >is already planning to go out again tonight >my car is still in another city and the keys might be in someone else hands Should I just beat her to death? 26 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:49:55 No.69535057 I'm not gonna lie to you bro, this is your fault (see the first line of your greentext).

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Anon is bullied. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Political implications of vtub(...) ook 961 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:38:23 No.17155616 QRD: >bullied in jp school for been a blonde mutt >retreats to streaming to western audience online in English to avoid getting bullied >garners a dedicated following for been light hearted and fun >suggest on stream to try out Hogwarts >twitter trannies goes ballistic >gets bullied off of streaming The girl just announced graduation (retirement) yesterday after months of radio silence.
: Anonymous Political implications of vtub(...) ook 961 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:38:23 No.17155616 QRD: >bullied in jp school for been a blonde mutt >retreats to streaming to western audience online in English to avoid getting bullied >garners a dedicated following for been light hearted and fun >suggest on stream to try out Hogwarts >twitter trannies goes ballistic >gets bullied off of streaming The girl just announced graduation (retirement) yesterday after months of radio silence.

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Anon's trol goes too far | /r/Greentext

Ma 12.3 kB JPG >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years
Ma 12.3 kB JPG >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years

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Anon scores high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 quotient >be me >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >10/50 >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- >>72433454 # : Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957
: Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 quotient >be me >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >10/50 >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- >>72433454 # : Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957

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M'GOODBOY TAKES THE NORMIEPILL | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ultra smug.png, 53KiB, 200x200 >i'm actually now more of a chad >hook up with a solid 10/10 stacy >heckyes.jpeg >I forget that im autistic, instantly results >start working out >get social skills >now have a decent job >feelsgoodman Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 19:15:25 No.44332405 >start visibly getting shook >"uh- excuse me for a sec" >rush to bath >i search my pants >no pills >oshoot.rar >be me >normies calling me autistic and stuff >reenormies.png >whatever >mom takes note of all threats and reports >mommy makes me take these autism pills >try to explain pills are for normies >mum promises me tendies after >lol.easymoney >take the pill >i get dressed, mom wishes me good luck >now at resteraunt >pretty fancy, heard they serve good food >waiter gives us appetizer and asks what we would like >stacy: "I'd like uhh lobster meal supreme and a steak please" >"and you anon?" >"chicken tend-" >suddenly i remember i forgot to take my pills >waiter: "excuse me sir?" >shaking, sit down >no, i cant do this to stacy >get up and start walking away >stacy: "a-anon, are you okay, where are you going?" >"er-erm, just, ready to order, haha" >sit back down >last 2 chad cells are overthrown >"I want tendies" >i feel the autism surging through my veins >chad cells try to fight back >waiter comes >"your order sir" >"a- ch-m-salmon me-chick-chicken tendies please" >waiter has no idea what im saying >"excuse me" >dumb waiter normie doesnt understand >"I WANT MY CHICKEN TENDIEEES" >REEEE >throw my appietizers at waiter >"REEEE I WANT MY MEME SAUCIESSS" >i start a food fight >chaos everywhere >"REEE TAKE THIS NORMIES" >take my clothes off >start throwing poo poo brownies everywhere >chocopies.mp3 >stacy runs out crying and fanning her makeup >lol bye nerd >police come, see me, and turn back >everyone runs out of the restraunt >reeenormies.jpeg >mommy comes to pick me up >she sees me watching adult swim on the tv >cries >"ANON WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL" >we hop in car and drive by mcd's >free of gbp charge >mommy will never get rid of her good boy! View Report
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ultra smug.png, 53KiB, 200x200 >i'm actually now more of a chad >hook up with a solid 10/10 stacy >heckyes.jpeg >I forget that im autistic, instantly results >start working out >get social skills >now have a decent job >feelsgoodman Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 19:15:25 No.44332405 >start visibly getting shook >"uh- excuse me for a sec" >rush to bath >i search my pants >no pills >oshoot.rar >be me >normies calling me autistic and stuff >reenormies.png >whatever >mom takes note of all threats and reports >mommy makes me take these autism pills >try to explain pills are for normies >mum promises me tendies after >lol.easymoney >take the pill >i get dressed, mom wishes me good luck >now at resteraunt >pretty fancy, heard they serve good food >waiter gives us appetizer and asks what we would like >stacy: "I'd like uhh lobster meal supreme and a steak please" >"and you anon?" >"chicken tend-" >suddenly i remember i forgot to take my pills >waiter: "excuse me sir?" >shaking, sit down >no, i cant do this to stacy >get up and start walking away >stacy: "a-anon, are you okay, where are you going?" >"er-erm, just, ready to order, haha" >sit back down >last 2 chad cells are overthrown >"I want tendies" >i feel the autism surging through my veins >chad cells try to fight back >waiter comes >"your order sir" >"a- ch-m-salmon me-chick-chicken tendies please" >waiter has no idea what im saying >"excuse me" >dumb waiter normie doesnt understand >"I WANT MY CHICKEN TENDIEEES" >REEEE >throw my appietizers at waiter >"REEEE I WANT MY MEME SAUCIESSS" >i start a food fight >chaos everywhere >"REEE TAKE THIS NORMIES" >take my clothes off >start throwing poo poo brownies everywhere >chocopies.mp3 >stacy runs out crying and fanning her makeup >lol bye nerd >police come, see me, and turn back >everyone runs out of the restraunt >reeenormies.jpeg >mommy comes to pick me up >she sees me watching adult swim on the tv >cries >"ANON WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL" >we hop in car and drive by mcd's >free of gbp charge >mommy will never get rid of her good boy! View Report

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Anon Plays A Game

18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322
18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322

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Average CS student | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/23(Fri)07:14:41 No.72430113 1006 KB JPG >be me in CS lab >working on a problem but keep getting an error >ask this guy next to me if i can look at his code >qt nerd gets out of her chair and comes up to me >"Um hi, I heard something about a segfault?" >pocket de-spaghettification starts >o-oh um y-yeah i just can't figure out this function haha >"Well do you want to come sit next to me and look at my code?" >um s-sure thing >i am literally trembling while I sit next to her >barely even paying attention to what she's saying >eventually manage to figure out the issue though >"Nice! Glad you got it working :)" >for whatever reason I'm petrified and literally don't respond >"Did you hear me?" >sperg out, pack up my s---, and leave the lab before class got out which brand of bullets is best for offing myself?
: Anonymous 03/03/23(Fri)07:14:41 No.72430113 1006 KB JPG >be me in CS lab >working on a problem but keep getting an error >ask this guy next to me if i can look at his code >qt nerd gets out of her chair and comes up to me >"Um hi, I heard something about a segfault?" >pocket de-spaghettification starts >o-oh um y-yeah i just can't figure out this function haha >"Well do you want to come sit next to me and look at my code?" >um s-sure thing >i am literally trembling while I sit next to her >barely even paying attention to what she's saying >eventually manage to figure out the issue though >"Nice! Glad you got it working :)" >for whatever reason I'm petrified and literally don't respond >"Did you hear me?" >sperg out, pack up my s---, and leave the lab before class got out which brand of bullets is best for offing myself?

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anons based politic take | /r/Greentext

1/1 +MI52p+P (OP) US 4h (3/3 4:12) 418304031 272 Re. 116 Img JPG 135KB (1080 x 1269) G11ypt2.jpg 41 Replies POV: you pspspsps'd the wrong gang 1/1 howd0qxB US 4h (3/3 4:13) 418304124 4 Replies My political beliefs are cats. All of their needs must be met and their comfort must be maximum. Those that bring harm to them must be met with DEATH, R---, AND INCINERATION. In no particular order. We will play it by ear. >>418304031 (OP) are you a single childless middle aged woman? 1/1 QbuxOhG6 AU 4h (3/3 4:14) 418304178 4 Replies 200 >>418304031 (OP) meowism is the way : ... ...
1/1 +MI52p+P (OP) US 4h (3/3 4:12) 418304031 272 Re. 116 Img JPG 135KB (1080 x 1269) G11ypt2.jpg 41 Replies POV: you pspspsps'd the wrong gang 1/1 howd0qxB US 4h (3/3 4:13) 418304124 4 Replies My political beliefs are cats. All of their needs must be met and their comfort must be maximum. Those that bring harm to them must be met with DEATH, R---, AND INCINERATION. In no particular order. We will play it by ear. >>418304031 (OP) are you a single childless middle aged woman? 1/1 QbuxOhG6 AU 4h (3/3 4:14) 418304178 4 Replies 200 >>418304031 (OP) meowism is the way : ... ...

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Why are women like this bros? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 hours ago 1677797414066475.jpg (100 KB, 1080x1440) 72426266 >woman at work is a part time 'comedian' >does gigs in local area every few weeks >one day we are working together and she asks 'to try a bit on me' >i SAY ok as she is cute and I am desperate >she does it >typical boring femoid humour, can't remember exactly what >pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't cry >I say 'haha how about a few jokes on me in the set?' >she asks what jokes I'd make about me, in her position >think of some on the spot >"so... there's this guy at work with a d--- curved like a BANANA... it's a shame it PEELS like a banana too, and is green like one too!" >"and this same guy has so much FORESKIN his d--- looks like an ANTEATER, but the only ants it really eats are inf-ANTS" >"And his d--- has so much cheese that my bones get stronger just from sucking his D---" >she doesn't laugh and seems offended >never speaks to me again
Anonymous 12 hours ago 1677797414066475.jpg (100 KB, 1080x1440) 72426266 >woman at work is a part time 'comedian' >does gigs in local area every few weeks >one day we are working together and she asks 'to try a bit on me' >i SAY ok as she is cute and I am desperate >she does it >typical boring femoid humour, can't remember exactly what >pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't cry >I say 'haha how about a few jokes on me in the set?' >she asks what jokes I'd make about me, in her position >think of some on the spot >"so... there's this guy at work with a d--- curved like a BANANA... it's a shame it PEELS like a banana too, and is green like one too!" >"and this same guy has so much FORESKIN his d--- looks like an ANTEATER, but the only ants it really eats are inf-ANTS" >"And his d--- has so much cheese that my bones get stronger just from sucking his D---" >she doesn't laugh and seems offended >never speaks to me again

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Anon is a chipmunk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.77852004 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing
Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.77852004 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Anon doesn't want his dick to stink | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 119 KB WEBM 02/26/23(Sun)20:04:23 No.72373381 >wash my penis everyday >it still stinks what am i doing wrong?
: Anonymous 119 KB WEBM 02/26/23(Sun)20:04:23 No.72373381 >wash my penis everyday >it still stinks what am i doing wrong?

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Mexbros not like this | /r/Greentext

03/03/23(Fri)03:33:33 visiting burgerland for a week because family meeting >haven't seen my Dad ever since i was like 11 years old after he married to an american woman and permanently moved to Idaho >meet my half sister, she comes to pick me up to the airport because Dad is working : Anonymous st No.28477068 49 KB JPG >don't know much english except basic stuff that I learnt in highschool and google translate >try to ask my sister if she wants to be my friend >"do you want to mate?" (As long i knew "mate" was slang for buddy or friend, i thought i had asked her if she wanted to have a friendship with me) >her face retorts into absolute disgust and blush like a thousand suns >advert her gaze and laugh awkwardly while patting my shoulder in panic >5 hours later i connect dots and realize what i had truly asked >the shame i feel is immense Alright... Any advice? I think i gave her a bad first impression, everytime i try to apologize she sort of laughs nervously and avoid meeting my gaze, i think she is as ashamed as I'm, make sense I'm like a decade older than her, she is barely 17 and we are silbings, what i said was very awkward, how do i apologize? I have tried to write a letter and translate it with internet but this is more than translating issues, I'm just socially inept and don't know how to address the issue.
03/03/23(Fri)03:33:33 visiting burgerland for a week because family meeting >haven't seen my Dad ever since i was like 11 years old after he married to an american woman and permanently moved to Idaho >meet my half sister, she comes to pick me up to the airport because Dad is working : Anonymous st No.28477068 49 KB JPG >don't know much english except basic stuff that I learnt in highschool and google translate >try to ask my sister if she wants to be my friend >"do you want to mate?" (As long i knew "mate" was slang for buddy or friend, i thought i had asked her if she wanted to have a friendship with me) >her face retorts into absolute disgust and blush like a thousand suns >advert her gaze and laugh awkwardly while patting my shoulder in panic >5 hours later i connect dots and realize what i had truly asked >the shame i feel is immense Alright... Any advice? I think i gave her a bad first impression, everytime i try to apologize she sort of laughs nervously and avoid meeting my gaze, i think she is as ashamed as I'm, make sense I'm like a decade older than her, she is barely 17 and we are silbings, what i said was very awkward, how do i apologize? I have tried to write a letter and translate it with internet but this is more than translating issues, I'm just socially inept and don't know how to address the issue.

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Coca cola origin story | /r/Greentext

John Pemberton.jpg 40 KB JPG >Be me >Morphine addict >Create a drink to cure my addiction >Fail to cure myself >Fast forward a century later, half the human population is addicted to my drink Mfw I'm probably responsible for the most heart attacks around the globe Mfw I just wanted to cure my morphine addiction
John Pemberton.jpg 40 KB JPG >Be me >Morphine addict >Create a drink to cure my addiction >Fail to cure myself >Fast forward a century later, half the human population is addicted to my drink Mfw I'm probably responsible for the most heart attacks around the globe Mfw I just wanted to cure my morphine addiction

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