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Anonymous AFC 30/12/2024, 6:06:32 AM No.68950641 > be me > be straight 46 KB JPEG > haven't had a power cut in months, rarely if ever > build dream PC > getbusycoomingargetbusygaming.png > gaming at 3 am > power goes out > fluctuates on and off for a few seconds > panic and turn off pc power > power doesn't come back on for a few hours > fallasleepinstress.jpg > wake up as the power comes back on > rush to desk and turn on PC > nothing > keyboard doesn't light up > dram lights in the motherboard > imcooked.exe > panicked googling >shouldhaveboughtaUPS.psd > see somewhere a CMOS reset may help > connect the pins in my motherboard for a few seconds with a screwdriver > plug PC back in > ready to cry atp, poured like 6 months of my salary into this PC > nothing happens, dram light still on >suddenly monitor flickers to life > nearly s--- myself and think I imagined it > happens again > mash keyboard furiously > finally post > windows lock screen shows up > check everything, seems fine > buy a UPS bros > Pic related

Anonymous AFC 30/12/2024, 6:06:32 AM No.68950641 > be me > be straight 46 KB JPEG > haven't had a power cut in months, rarely if ever > build dream PC > getbusycoomingargetbusygaming.png > gaming at 3 am > power goes out > fluctuates on and off for a few seconds > panic and turn off pc power > power doesn't come back on for a few hours > fallasleepinstress.jpg > wake up as the power comes back on > rush to desk and turn on PC > nothing > keyboard doesn't light up > dram lights in the motherboard > imcooked.exe > panicked googling >shouldhaveboughtaUPS.psd > see somewhere a CMOS reset may help > connect the pins in my motherboard for a few seconds with a screwdriver > plug PC back in > ready to cry atp, poured like 6 months of my salary into this PC > nothing happens, dram light still on >suddenly monitor flickers to life > nearly s--- myself and think I imagined it > happens again > mash keyboard furiously > finally post > windows lock screen shows up > check everything, seems fine > buy a UPS bros > Pic related

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Anonymous 156 KB PNG 30.12.2024, 00:50:41 > be me No.99669397 > just turned eighteen, living in some god forsaken shittown in the middle of a forest > haven autistic fren > fren, after finding youtube becomes obsessed with pranks, wants to be a prankster himself > it's funny in the beginning, you know the same s--- every kids is up to but it starts to become more and more annoying > he starts to play his pranks on the wrong people > get's his ass kicked a few times > he does not learn > one faithful, sunny day, fren ventures out in the woods with a werwolf constume he bought with money from his summer job >realfuckingbadidea.jpg > some time goes by > fren doesn't show up for lunch > fren doesn't show up for dinner > fren doesn't show up for the next two days > family loses their s---, as cops are useless > everyone in town searches for him > finally he's found half dead on a clearing 18 f------ miles away > airlift to the hospital > apparently he was attacked by a bear, partly eaten and then dragged of to it's den in the next f------ state were he spend the last three days crawling out of a cave with his guts hanging out > doctors say he's doing well > visit him the next day > m----------- has no legs, part of his face is missing and he looks like a blind kindergardners attempt to build human with playdo > frens family is happy that he's back but they have to pay for the hospital bill > first thing he asked me was to pull one of his remaining two his finger > bro is now robocop with wheels, can't take a s--- without two people helping him and has to eat thru a tube > his family will be in dept for the next few generations Retard didn't learn

Anonymous 156 KB PNG 30.12.2024, 00:50:41 > be me No.99669397 > just turned eighteen, living in some god forsaken shittown in the middle of a forest > haven autistic fren > fren, after finding youtube becomes obsessed with pranks, wants to be a prankster himself > it's funny in the beginning, you know the same s--- every kids is up to but it starts to become more and more annoying > he starts to play his pranks on the wrong people > get's his ass kicked a few times > he does not learn > one faithful, sunny day, fren ventures out in the woods with a werwolf constume he bought with money from his summer job >realfuckingbadidea.jpg > some time goes by > fren doesn't show up for lunch > fren doesn't show up for dinner > fren doesn't show up for the next two days > family loses their s---, as cops are useless > everyone in town searches for him > finally he's found half dead on a clearing 18 f------ miles away > airlift to the hospital > apparently he was attacked by a bear, partly eaten and then dragged of to it's den in the next f------ state were he spend the last three days crawling out of a cave with his guts hanging out > doctors say he's doing well > visit him the next day > m----------- has no legs, part of his face is missing and he looks like a blind kindergardners attempt to build human with playdo > frens family is happy that he's back but they have to pay for the hospital bill > first thing he asked me was to pull one of his remaining two his finger > bro is now robocop with wheels, can't take a s--- without two people helping him and has to eat thru a tube > his family will be in dept for the next few generations Retard didn't learn

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104 KB PNG >turns green >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >mfw

104 KB PNG >turns green >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >mfw

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Anonymous 12/29/2024, 3:53:25 PM No.73705239 Keep my console up to date Keep my games & apps up to date 2730 KB PNG > Be me > Home for Christmas break > Turn on Xbox for the first time in 3 months > "System Update Required" > Takes a f------ hour > Start game > "Game Update Required" > Start different game > "Game Update Required" > Okay I'll just play something else while I wait > "Playing another game pauses update" > The update can't be too big right? > "0Mb / 57 Gb" > Wait 2 hours > Update halfway complete > "Need more storage space" > Delete old game to make storage space > "Deleting old game pauses update" > Check settings, pic related > This setting just straight up doesn't work > Who the f--- designed this s---? > Turn off Xbox for the next 3 months

Anonymous 12/29/2024, 3:53:25 PM No.73705239 Keep my console up to date Keep my games & apps up to date 2730 KB PNG > Be me > Home for Christmas break > Turn on Xbox for the first time in 3 months > "System Update Required" > Takes a f------ hour > Start game > "Game Update Required" > Start different game > "Game Update Required" > Okay I'll just play something else while I wait > "Playing another game pauses update" > The update can't be too big right? > "0Mb / 57 Gb" > Wait 2 hours > Update halfway complete > "Need more storage space" > Delete old game to make storage space > "Deleting old game pauses update" > Check settings, pic related > This setting just straight up doesn't work > Who the f--- designed this s---? > Turn off Xbox for the next 3 months

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG >be me 12/29/24(Sun)09:02:19 No.929275283 >Bang bros producer >Purchase electron microscope >Zoom in on woman's vulva while she literally screams >Mole >Absolute cinema

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG >be me 12/29/24(Sun)09:02:19 No.929275283 >Bang bros producer >Purchase electron microscope >Zoom in on woman's vulva while she literally screams >Mole >Absolute cinema

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>be Russian >DPRK is our strongest ally now? That's great! >DPRK doesn't let its ppl use the internet? Thank God! >At least the Jews won't be able to manipulate them into supporting Ukraine >Wow, I'm so grateful we have the world's oldest dynasty on our side! Long live the Kims!

>be Russian >DPRK is our strongest ally now? That's great! >DPRK doesn't let its ppl use the internet? Thank God! >At least the Jews won't be able to manipulate them into supporting Ukraine >Wow, I'm so grateful we have the world's oldest dynasty on our side! Long live the Kims!

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: Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)16:24:13 No.207172260 101.jpg 126 KB JPG >literally just walk up to a cute girl in the park and make small talk >a month later you're already married together and about to have children H--------, did boomers really have it that easy? This scene blew my mind when I first saw it, I couldn't believe it as a zoomer

: Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)16:24:13 No.207172260 101.jpg 126 KB JPG >literally just walk up to a cute girl in the park and make small talk >a month later you're already married together and about to have children H--------, did boomers really have it that easy? This scene blew my mind when I first saw it, I couldn't believe it as a zoomer

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Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.

Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.

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野村 Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri) 17:05:11 No.123440443 gc.jpg 13 KB JPG >eats somewhere other than olive garden once >f------ dies

野村 Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri) 17:05:11 No.123440443 gc.jpg 13 KB JPG >eats somewhere other than olive garden once >f------ dies

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #

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: Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)11:08:54 No.207372489 1714649518343297.jpg 38 KB JPG >bullied relentlessly >the one girl who's nice to him ends up f------ his bully What did JK Rowling mean by this?

: Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)11:08:54 No.207372489 1714649518343297.jpg 38 KB JPG >bullied relentlessly >the one girl who's nice to him ends up f------ his bully What did JK Rowling mean by this?

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Anonymous (ID: TNGBwciV 12/28/24(Sat)21:06:01 No.492572262 FiObJzLVUAApgTo.jpg 85 KB JPG >try and succeed to overthrow the establishment >become the new establishment >not even in office yet and already say it aloud you plan to do same s--- last establishment was doing >b-but melon was supposed to be on our side! he made heckin trannies mad! >noooo we're not woke, you're woke!!

Anonymous (ID: TNGBwciV 12/28/24(Sat)21:06:01 No.492572262 FiObJzLVUAApgTo.jpg 85 KB JPG >try and succeed to overthrow the establishment >become the new establishment >not even in office yet and already say it aloud you plan to do same s--- last establishment was doing >b-but melon was supposed to be on our side! he made heckin trannies mad! >noooo we're not woke, you're woke!!

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: flag.jpg (12 KB, 186×98) gender equality >year is 2025 >illegals are allowed to be shot on sight >women are overwhelmingly against >f s admit having mental disorders >democratic opposition voices support to the president >be ukraine >pic unrelated

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: flag.jpg (12 KB, 186×98) gender equality >year is 2025 >illegals are allowed to be shot on sight >women are overwhelmingly against >f s admit having mental disorders >democratic opposition voices support to the president >be ukraine >pic unrelated

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 01:27:20 No.492529942 Anonymous (ID: GGZDE5VI) H-1B trump-h1b-759.jpg 16 KB JPG Now, why exactly has nobody suggested to Trump that he should annex India to eliminate the need for H1B visas? Anonymous (ID: UEJ/FN4a) 1.17 MB WEBM 12/28/24(Sat) 01:28:55 No.492530058 >>492529942 (OP) # Why do you think we are annexing Canada?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 01:27:20 No.492529942 Anonymous (ID: GGZDE5VI) H-1B trump-h1b-759.jpg 16 KB JPG Now, why exactly has nobody suggested to Trump that he should annex India to eliminate the need for H1B visas? Anonymous (ID: UEJ/FN4a) 1.17 MB WEBM 12/28/24(Sat) 01:28:55 No.492530058 >>492529942 (OP) # Why do you think we are annexing Canada?

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Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:32:48 No.693793106 The Four Horsemen of abysmal dogshit Depth of Field Motion Blur Chromatic Aberration >launch game Lens Flare 675 KB PNG >motion blur - OFF >depth of field - OFF >lens flares - OFF >hairworks - OFF >chromatic aberration - OFF >raytracing - OFF

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:32:48 No.693793106 The Four Horsemen of abysmal dogshit Depth of Field Motion Blur Chromatic Aberration >launch game Lens Flare 675 KB PNG >motion blur - OFF >depth of field - OFF >lens flares - OFF >hairworks - OFF >chromatic aberration - OFF >raytracing - OFF

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Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 >Be at family gathering >Family member asks what type of music i listen to >I state that i listen to video game soundtracks >Before i can specify which my sister interrupts me and says very loudly "Oh so you listen to mario" >Whole family laughs

Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 >Be at family gathering >Family member asks what type of music i listen to >I state that i listen to video game soundtracks >Before i can specify which my sister interrupts me and says very loudly "Oh so you listen to mario" >Whole family laughs

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File: 1723070563496037.png (54 KB, 220x221) I don't want to make it Anonymous (ID: HubdcnZc 12/23/24(Mon) 14:16:54 No.492172927 >>492172991 >>492173055 >>492173233 >>492173282 >>492173413 >>492173434 >>492174104 TRVTH NVKE I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting Jews won, I guess Anonymous (ID: YMHIWRQG No.492172991 >>492172927 (OP) # you won 12/23/24(Mon)14:17:58 >> Anonymous (ID: XDInFix9) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:21:32 No.492173233 >> Anonymous (ID: yDw5umXi) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:23:25 No.492173357 Anonymous (ID: f8wnd0hc) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:24:01 No.492173413 File: Gigachad.png (219 KB, 800x922) >>492172927 (OP) # >I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money >I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting

File: 1723070563496037.png (54 KB, 220x221) I don't want to make it Anonymous (ID: HubdcnZc 12/23/24(Mon) 14:16:54 No.492172927 >>492172991 >>492173055 >>492173233 >>492173282 >>492173413 >>492173434 >>492174104 TRVTH NVKE I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting Jews won, I guess Anonymous (ID: YMHIWRQG No.492172991 >>492172927 (OP) # you won 12/23/24(Mon)14:17:58 >> Anonymous (ID: XDInFix9) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:21:32 No.492173233 >> Anonymous (ID: yDw5umXi) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:23:25 No.492173357 Anonymous (ID: f8wnd0hc) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:24:01 No.492173413 File: Gigachad.png (219 KB, 800x922) >>492172927 (OP) # >I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money >I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting

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Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)06:42:12 No.929178232 >go to casino >Lose $600 GMKYOMHW8AA7PCc.jpg 139 KB JPG >Go home >Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value >Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino You guys just don't get it

Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)06:42:12 No.929178232 >go to casino >Lose $600 GMKYOMHW8AA7PCc.jpg 139 KB JPG >Go home >Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value >Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino You guys just don't get it

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Anonymous brat 2 KB PNG 27/12/2024, 9:50:10 pm No.53826679 > people tell me to listen to modern charli xcx because "it's like a poppier version of 100 gecs" > literally just 2010s teen girl bubblegum pop but with more obvious autotune and tiktok girl lyrics why do people keep recommending me this s---? it's nothing like 100 gecs. this has as much resemblance to hyperpop as KISS does to metal.

Anonymous brat 2 KB PNG 27/12/2024, 9:50:10 pm No.53826679 > people tell me to listen to modern charli xcx because "it's like a poppier version of 100 gecs" > literally just 2010s teen girl bubblegum pop but with more obvious autotune and tiktok girl lyrics why do people keep recommending me this s---? it's nothing like 100 gecs. this has as much resemblance to hyperpop as KISS does to metal.

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