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: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)19:37:17 No.65381900 >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self 96 KB JPG esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)19:37:17 No.65381900 >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self 96 KB JPG esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

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Big fat mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most intense PNC you ever had? 09/14/21(Tue)11:13:00 No.65377260 >Be me, 22 YO KHV >Make Tinder and Bumble >Get zero matches after swiping on everyone >Eventually match with a hamplanet >She messages first >Sit there and go back and forth 20 KB PNG and ask myself if im really that desperate >Horniness wins >Go over and f--- her >Roll of off her after I finish and lay there in her bed with the most intense regretful post nut clarity ive ever experienced
: Anonymous Most intense PNC you ever had? 09/14/21(Tue)11:13:00 No.65377260 >Be me, 22 YO KHV >Make Tinder and Bumble >Get zero matches after swiping on everyone >Eventually match with a hamplanet >She messages first >Sit there and go back and forth 20 KB PNG and ask myself if im really that desperate >Horniness wins >Go over and f--- her >Roll of off her after I finish and lay there in her bed with the most intense regretful post nut clarity ive ever experienced

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anon protects his virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/20(Tue)01:28:31 No.58340533 >be me >christian >have 3.5 peener >gf wanted sex >told her the big NO >gf breaks up 150 KB JPG >drive home sad >got into car accident >went to heaven >meet god >God shakes my hand >he whispered >"mah n----" >i smiled >sent back to earth
: Anonymous 05/26/20(Tue)01:28:31 No.58340533 >be me >christian >have 3.5 peener >gf wanted sex >told her the big NO >gf breaks up 150 KB JPG >drive home sad >got into car accident >went to heaven >meet god >God shakes my hand >he whispered >"mah n----" >i smiled >sent back to earth

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anon is a cool dude | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)17:43:08 No.843898968 2ONE cool 1607458244680.jpg 92 KB JPG >going into store >see some rough looking fellas just outside entrance >nervous >walk by and say 'yo >one says 'sup g? >mfw im a cool guy now Well since im cool now this will be my last time on 4chan, later f---
: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)17:43:08 No.843898968 2ONE cool 1607458244680.jpg 92 KB JPG >going into store >see some rough looking fellas just outside entrance >nervous >walk by and say 'yo >one says 'sup g? >mfw im a cool guy now Well since im cool now this will be my last time on 4chan, later f---

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Pull that shit up Jamie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ebzig9IX ) E 08/01/18(Wed)16:18:41 No.180822043 >>180822173 >>180822180 >>180822460 >>180823379 >>180824633 File: joe-rogan-podcast.jpg (30 KB, 600x400) >"The thing is." >Joe leans into the mic >"Fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts, man? Nuts are great for you." S"uh. yeah, I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back PRIDE when I was a kid and they were in season." >"Nice, nice. Like, from a tree?" >"No, they grow in the ground." >Joe nearly s---- himself in surprise >"What!?" >His guest tries not to sound condescending >"Peanuts grow in the ground, kind of like-" >"Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie, Google "peanuts growing in ground". H--------." >"Yeah, just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes." >"Well." >Joe Rogan breathes heavily into the mic >"That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would f--- them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would f--- up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."
Anonymous (ID: ebzig9IX ) E 08/01/18(Wed)16:18:41 No.180822043 >>180822173 >>180822180 >>180822460 >>180823379 >>180824633 File: joe-rogan-podcast.jpg (30 KB, 600x400) >"The thing is." >Joe leans into the mic >"Fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts, man? Nuts are great for you." S"uh. yeah, I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back PRIDE when I was a kid and they were in season." >"Nice, nice. Like, from a tree?" >"No, they grow in the ground." >Joe nearly s---- himself in surprise >"What!?" >His guest tries not to sound condescending >"Peanuts grow in the ground, kind of like-" >"Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie, Google "peanuts growing in ground". H--------." >"Yeah, just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes." >"Well." >Joe Rogan breathes heavily into the mic >"That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would f--- them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would f--- up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."

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Father of the year | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed)21:17:41 No.744422903 >>744422445 # >have gf over >be my room >she takes off top >sucks me off 18 KB JPG >be laying back in comfy land >penior shrinks back to nothing >dad opens the door >1000% straight faced asks some inane question >uh, yeah it's on the workbench last I saw >says "OK" and shuts the door >never another word was mentioned about it last year I asked him about it and he laughed a little and said, "Yeah I did the same thing to your brother". >>744423024 # >>744425597 #
| Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed)21:17:41 No.744422903 >>744422445 # >have gf over >be my room >she takes off top >sucks me off 18 KB JPG >be laying back in comfy land >penior shrinks back to nothing >dad opens the door >1000% straight faced asks some inane question >uh, yeah it's on the workbench last I saw >says "OK" and shuts the door >never another word was mentioned about it last year I asked him about it and he laughed a little and said, "Yeah I did the same thing to your brother". >>744423024 # >>744425597 #

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Anon watches Hells Kitchen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)14:37:06 No.863082378 Please help I think I f----- up big time and I need help. My gf won't answer any of my calls or texts and I'm afraid I can't fix it. I just made a stupid f------ joke and no one understood it. 167 KB PNG >watching Hell's Kitchen rerun last night with gf on couch >we're both laughing at him berating the contestants >talk about how terrible it would be to work for someone like that >next morning start cleaning up house for gf's mom and stepdad visit >im makin steak fajitas on the flat top outside on our patio >searing off the steak and drinking a beer while talking with stepdad >ask gf to slice up some peppers and onions for me while I work on steak >she finishes up and comes outside with her mom and hands them to me >they're a bit too thick and will need sliced a bit more >no big deal >remember gordon funnyjokeidea.wbm >scream why don'tchu just bring me a whole fockin pepper next toime! >throw plate against the wall of the house and it shatters into a million pieces (we had ordered new plates so it wasn't an issue and our garden has a million more peppers and onions) >everyone staring at me in disbelief as I wait for my gf to laugh and explain the joke >she runs inside bawling along with her mom who looks visibly shaken >stepdad looks at me like he is about to kill me >spaghetti everywhere as i try to explain the joke >he says i should have known better because gf's dad was a very abusive man to her mother and her >says i'm a scumbag >gf and her parents leave I'm f------ lost right now. I just wanted to be funny.
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)14:37:06 No.863082378 Please help I think I f----- up big time and I need help. My gf won't answer any of my calls or texts and I'm afraid I can't fix it. I just made a stupid f------ joke and no one understood it. 167 KB PNG >watching Hell's Kitchen rerun last night with gf on couch >we're both laughing at him berating the contestants >talk about how terrible it would be to work for someone like that >next morning start cleaning up house for gf's mom and stepdad visit >im makin steak fajitas on the flat top outside on our patio >searing off the steak and drinking a beer while talking with stepdad >ask gf to slice up some peppers and onions for me while I work on steak >she finishes up and comes outside with her mom and hands them to me >they're a bit too thick and will need sliced a bit more >no big deal >remember gordon funnyjokeidea.wbm >scream why don'tchu just bring me a whole fockin pepper next toime! >throw plate against the wall of the house and it shatters into a million pieces (we had ordered new plates so it wasn't an issue and our garden has a million more peppers and onions) >everyone staring at me in disbelief as I wait for my gf to laugh and explain the joke >she runs inside bawling along with her mom who looks visibly shaken >stepdad looks at me like he is about to kill me >spaghetti everywhere as i try to explain the joke >he says i should have known better because gf's dad was a very abusive man to her mother and her >says i'm a scumbag >gf and her parents leave I'm f------ lost right now. I just wanted to be funny.

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Anon makes paper airplanes | /r/Greentext

1 93% I 12:08 PM * boards,4chan,org/r9k/ : Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)11:58:03 No.39492999 Please any story, ANY green text story. It can even be what you ate for breakfast ! Just tell me a story 3711 162 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:07:50 No.39493185 nice trips. it's probably going to be boring but here goes. 471 KB GIF >at a relatives house >chilling in garden while older relatives sit inside and talk >their little son like 8 or 9 comes out >starts playing with a s----- paper airplane he made. I'm good at them so I make him one >we throw it too and fro and his siblings join in >see the joy I've created and for the first time in a while forget about tfw no gf and school and s--- >just bask in joy for 20 odd minutes until we have to leave >wonder if they still have that paper airplane
1 93% I 12:08 PM * boards,4chan,org/r9k/ : Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)11:58:03 No.39492999 Please any story, ANY green text story. It can even be what you ate for breakfast ! Just tell me a story 3711 162 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:07:50 No.39493185 nice trips. it's probably going to be boring but here goes. 471 KB GIF >at a relatives house >chilling in garden while older relatives sit inside and talk >their little son like 8 or 9 comes out >starts playing with a s----- paper airplane he made. I'm good at them so I make him one >we throw it too and fro and his siblings join in >see the joy I've created and for the first time in a while forget about tfw no gf and school and s--- >just bask in joy for 20 odd minutes until we have to leave >wonder if they still have that paper airplane

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Anon the yellowpilled mckidees worker | /r/Greentext

22s (9/14 23:31) · 863078091 O Re · O Img · JPG: 7KB (183 × 228) > goes back toO work at McDonalds cash register > orders money from customer next in line > pay them with a burger > they leave repeat
22s (9/14 23:31) · 863078091 O Re · O Img · JPG: 7KB (183 × 228) > goes back toO work at McDonalds cash register > orders money from customer next in line > pay them with a burger > they leave repeat

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Brought to heel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:04:33 No.65378421 >be me(5'7) >met up with friends two days ago >one of them is a 5'1 girl, very petite >noticed she was wearing heels, 4-5 inches give or take >she gets up from her seat and 27 KB JPG we are almost eye-to eye, maybe she is slightly taller >goes in for a hug >had to slightly tiptoe to hug her >completely distraught for the rest of the evening >measure myself when I get home >barely 5'5.5 Imagine getting heightmogged by a girl who weighs like 115 Ibs.
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:04:33 No.65378421 >be me(5'7) >met up with friends two days ago >one of them is a 5'1 girl, very petite >noticed she was wearing heels, 4-5 inches give or take >she gets up from her seat and 27 KB JPG we are almost eye-to eye, maybe she is slightly taller >goes in for a hug >had to slightly tiptoe to hug her >completely distraught for the rest of the evening >measure myself when I get home >barely 5'5.5 Imagine getting heightmogged by a girl who weighs like 115 Ibs.

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The best cab driver in the world!! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)07:13:44 No.2070267 >>2064388 (OP) # >Be 13 >Travel with family to Puerto Vallarta >Getting a cab back to our cruise ship >Mexican dudes in golf carts negotiating rates >We settle on one and he starts driving us >l'm sitting up front with my brand new video camera >He leans one arm over on his door looking at me and says: “When you go back home, tell them about Carlos, the best cab driver in the world!" >The door pops open and he has to jolt up in the seat to avoid falling out I had so much great footage of that trip and then lost my camera bag in the Dallas airport on the way home.
: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)07:13:44 No.2070267 >>2064388 (OP) # >Be 13 >Travel with family to Puerto Vallarta >Getting a cab back to our cruise ship >Mexican dudes in golf carts negotiating rates >We settle on one and he starts driving us >l'm sitting up front with my brand new video camera >He leans one arm over on his door looking at me and says: “When you go back home, tell them about Carlos, the best cab driver in the world!" >The door pops open and he has to jolt up in the seat to avoid falling out I had so much great footage of that trip and then lost my camera bag in the Dallas airport on the way home.

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Sleepover. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)06:00:41 No.63494472 sort of mire i guess >be me, lifting for 1.5 years >at work discussing cooking with a qt >i tell her i'm looking for ideas 251 KB JPG >she mentions a family soup recipe she knows >tells me she could make it and bring it over >i am caught off guard but agree >she comes over and hugs me >'i can feel your back muscles anon!' >we sit down next to each other and she puts on some music >we eat and then move to the couch watching a series >she begins tracing my veins on my forearms >'it feels weird but also kinda cool anon' >leans her head on my shoulder holding my forearm >sit there awkwardly not sure what to do >she looks up to me with a cheeky smile and goes 'so are we just going to sit here? >i hesitate and look into her beautiful eyes >we both lean in and start kissing >after a while we cuddle up just holding each other >feel this glow radiating through my body >she says she feels nice and comfy and so do i >things slowly fade away and i wake up i don't think i can look at her the same way again jesus christ. it's still fresh in my memory now
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)06:00:41 No.63494472 sort of mire i guess >be me, lifting for 1.5 years >at work discussing cooking with a qt >i tell her i'm looking for ideas 251 KB JPG >she mentions a family soup recipe she knows >tells me she could make it and bring it over >i am caught off guard but agree >she comes over and hugs me >'i can feel your back muscles anon!' >we sit down next to each other and she puts on some music >we eat and then move to the couch watching a series >she begins tracing my veins on my forearms >'it feels weird but also kinda cool anon' >leans her head on my shoulder holding my forearm >sit there awkwardly not sure what to do >she looks up to me with a cheeky smile and goes 'so are we just going to sit here? >i hesitate and look into her beautiful eyes >we both lean in and start kissing >after a while we cuddle up just holding each other >feel this glow radiating through my body >she says she feels nice and comfy and so do i >things slowly fade away and i wake up i don't think i can look at her the same way again jesus christ. it's still fresh in my memory now

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Anon isn't interested in sports | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)20:51:51 No.65358077 >girl asks me if I want to go to a baseball game next week >tell her I dont watch sports and reject her offer Alpha or beta move, fellas? 67 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)20:51:51 No.65358077 >girl asks me if I want to go to a baseball game next week >tell her I dont watch sports and reject her offer Alpha or beta move, fellas? 67 KB JPG

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The stranger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)12:06:01 No.65377709 >dad sent me a text that my aunt died this morning in a family group chat >everybody is responding "oh my god Im so sorry, this is so sad" or whatever 220 KB JPG >literally don't feel sad at all, havent seen her in years dont care >just feel annoyed that II have to take days off work and drive 6 hours for a funeral later this week Am la bad person? I know I should feel bad but I just cant be bothered to
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)12:06:01 No.65377709 >dad sent me a text that my aunt died this morning in a family group chat >everybody is responding "oh my god Im so sorry, this is so sad" or whatever 220 KB JPG >literally don't feel sad at all, havent seen her in years dont care >just feel annoyed that II have to take days off work and drive 6 hours for a funeral later this week Am la bad person? I know I should feel bad but I just cant be bothered to

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