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Thanks Obama | /r/Greentext
![File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/293/80d.png)
![File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/293/80d.png)
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![Chud 1 hour ago Nº9704708 [Quote] >>9704711 (30.63 KB, 640x640) ImgOps File (hide): bb1.jpg File (hide): Screenshot 2025-01-23 1929....png (50.48 KB, 604x137) ImgOps Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production. DHT is a byproduct of testosterone that can shrink hair follicles, leading to hair loss. This process is called miniatur- ization and can result in male pattern baldness. 6-9 months 9-12 months >Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/245/6ea.jpeg)
![Chud 1 hour ago Nº9704708 [Quote] >>9704711 (30.63 KB, 640x640) ImgOps File (hide): bb1.jpg File (hide): Screenshot 2025-01-23 1929....png (50.48 KB, 604x137) ImgOps Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production. DHT is a byproduct of testosterone that can shrink hair follicles, leading to hair loss. This process is called miniatur- ization and can result in male pattern baldness. 6-9 months 9-12 months >Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/245/6ea.jpeg)
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